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  1. After overwhelmingly good reviews from critics of the first episode of Phan's Phavorite .GIFs, the network has decided to bring it back for a new special! Today, I'm showing you some of my Phavorites, from Episode 1 and the upcoming Episode 2, but now in Emoticon form! This is the perfect 25-piece collection for any gay on the go! Full list below:

     

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    As always, stay gay, xoxo Babydoll Phan.

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    I'm happy everyone was able to do the previous survey, a whopping 69 people so far particpated from in and out of FOTP.

     

    This survey is different. This is specific about the election results and Trump winning.

    Please take the survey it's quick but important.

     

    http://svy.mk/2fFkGtv

     

     

    Results will be presented in a project very soon.

     

     

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    @Victoria Beckham @coolandonfire @California boy @John Wayne @Urbanov @Benji @Rebel Bitch @Addi @Taylor @Coca-Cola @Anna-wa @Hunty Bear @Aidan. @Call Me Adi @DisneyRejects @P.O.P @RoleModel @fab @JENNA GAGA @LanaxGaga @Carlos @light741 @Jony @Kali @Kyoteki @Entea @KP4LYFE @KP4 IS COMING

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    Donald J. Trump is our President

    Twitter Notifications and videos of Marches, Riots, Shootings, Lootings

    It's like this is the norm, the everyday

    so many people feel unwanted, chewed, and spit out

    our nation is divided, east and west, north and south

    there are children, adults, family crying, people dying

    there are worries,

    there are concerns of a Republican government and possible a second term

    it feels that we, on the right side of herstory, got defeated

    the majority is not with us and doesn't want to embrace us

    we can spend countless hours on the why and the how

    we can read headlines and articles, saying this can't be true

    I'm sure there are many who rub it in our faces and mock our ideology, calling it just plain stupid

    we wonder from 8 years of seemingly progression, only to ask was it worth it in the end

    our feelings, emotions, thoughts all valid

    waiting for the next catastrophe to happen

    it was not just us, the silent minority

    It was mostly every media outlet and celebrit-ory

    Now on it is on us, all of us

    man, woman, child, and those who chose to not be classified

    no matter what sexual orientation, race, religion and what have you comes to mind

    we must all unite and keep our voices loud

    cause we won't let them get the best of us

    we won't let every policy, law, or bill go without a fight

    cause it is only right, by the mighty generations who came before us

    that we don't hinder progression no matter how much distress

    cause it looks like our future is one big fucking mess

    but if we work together and stay critical

    we can defeat any enemy no matter how big or small

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    GOING BACK IN TIME 
     

    [February 23rd 2002]
     
     
    15.  Wherever You Will Go - The Calling  | Week 2 | -1 | Peak 14
    14.  A Thousands Miles - Vanessa Carlton  | Week 1 | NE | Peak 14
    13. Gotta Get Thur This - Daniel Bedingfield | Week 14 | -1 | Peak 7 [1]
    12.  Murder On The Dancefloor - Sophie Ellis Bextor  | Week 12 | -5 | Peak 6
    11. Hands Clean - Alanis Morrissett  | Week 4 | -3 | Peak 8
    10. My Sarcrifice - Creed | Week 6 | -1 | Peak 7 [1]
    09. Chop Suey - System Of The Down | Week 9 | +1 | Peak 08 [1]
    08. Crawling In The Dark - Hoobastank  | Week 2 | NE | Peak 08
    07. For You  - Stand   | Week 1 | NE | Peak 07
     06. In The End - Linkin Park | Week 20 | -3 | Peak 1 [7]
    05. All You Wanted - Michelle Brunch | Week 5 | = | Peak 4 [1] 
    04. You Give Me Something Jamiroquai  | Week 3 | = | Peak 4
    03. Death Defy - Motor Ace | Week 9 | -1  | Peak 1 [2] 
    02. Youth Of Nations - P.O.D | Week 4 | +4 | Peak 05
    01. Hey Baby - No Doubt | Week 9 | +1 | Peak 1 [1] 
     
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    What's Luv? - Fat Joe Feat. Ashanti  | Week 1 | NE | Peak 15
    That Day - Natalie Imbruglia  | Week 2 | +1 | Peak 13
    I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman - Britney Spears | Week 9 | = | Peak 5 [1]
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    Literally loved this album!!! It's pop gold! Here's a track-by-track review!!! Enjoy;))

     

    1. Dare- A great opener! The lyrics are so clever, and I think this really sets up the whole album! Although it's not my #1 favorite, I still really enjoy it! (7.5/10)

    2. Legendary- This is pure pop! This is giving me some early Madonna vibes!! The lyrics are very cute, and I like the alien vibe in the production! (8/10)

    3. I.C.Y.M.I- OMGG! The sass! But really, this song is sooo fun and it's very tropical. A great single choice! (8.5/10)

    4. Thirsty- OMG! The first Daya song that I fell in love with!! This reminds me of one huge pep rally!! The lyrics are so fun, and I love all the drink namechecks! (9/10)bey3

    5. Love Of My Life- I don't hate this song, but it's not the most memorable. I like the whole doo-[removed] feel. This song is pretty catchy, but it kinda just blends in compared to the other songs (6/10)

    6. Hide Away- The song was a great song to start her career, although it's not my favorite on the album. I do enjoy it, but it's nothing really special (6.5/10)

    7. Cool- This is ARTTT!!! When I first heard this song, I knew it would be favorite! The lyrics are so clever, and it's just like one huge vacation! This better be the next single!!! (10/10)

    8. Sit Still, Look Pretty- I literally adore this song! The lyrics are so smart!! It really is a great message! It's not the magnum opus, but it still slays! (8.5/10)

    9. Talk- OMG, and I thought it couldn't get any sassier! I literally love this song! It has such an urban vibe, and this would also make a great single! (8.5/10)

    10. U12- OMFG!!! This song gets me so emotional, you don't even know! It gives all the feels, and still slays! Reminds me of an 80's movie soundtrack. Just amazing!! (10/10)antm1

    11. Words- This song reminds me so much of Gloria Estefan! It's not the best, but it's fun!!. I still find myself humming it, and it would make a great dance on tour (7.5/10)

    12. Back to Me- Wow!  This is a BALLAD!!!! I really feel the emotion in her vocals! The lyrics are amazing, and this is just so powerful all together! (8/10)

    13. Got The Feeling- I'm not sure, this song kinda feels like a filler to me!.It's nothing terrible, but I kinda forgot it after one listen. I do enjoy the lyrics and the production though (5.5/10)

    14. We Are- OMG! A great closer!!!! Love the lyrics, and would love to see this in a movie! It really is a great ending, and it really holds the album together! (8.5/10)

     

     

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    Never let another person treat you like you are nothing. Never let someone come into your life and make you a shell of who you once were. Never let someone take complete control of your emotions. Never fear someone that you are supposed to love. Never let in negative people. You deserve to be happy. You deserve to be loved. You deserve to have people in your life that love you for who you are. You deserve the world.

    Love y'all,

    Hannah.

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    This blog, like I've mentioned before, is about all kinds of love and breakup advice which includes friendships and family.

    but for a few editions I want to focus on the most important type of love..... SELF LOVE. These will all be under the theme of #LoveMyself

     

     

    Please read, be open to sharing, asking, conversing, even if you feel like you have a healthy relationship with yourself.  

    You might enlighten others with knowledge that is not mentioned, or pick up a few tips to use on yourself. oprah1

     

     

    Dr. H.O.N.E.Y at your service. oprah11 I'm just like you, no better, no worse, just sharing what little I do know in hopes someone will benefit. rav3

     

     

     

     

    Blog Entry #2: Do I #LoveMyself Enough to Change?

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    We received this question in the mail, and we almost overlooked it but we managed to grab a hold of this very important question: rav2 

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    Why do I always find myself making promises to myself that I never keep, and end up stuck at the bottom because of my own actions? 

     

     

    oprah8 hmmm....  A tricky one.

     

     

    First, I won't say that I follow what I preach, nor that I have achieved every goal that I've set out to achieve.  oprah11

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    I'm not saying I haven't broken new year resolutions before and gained pounds when I said that I'd lose them. I'm not going to pretend that I'm better than anyone and have done/seen it all and everyone has to play catch up with me. I'm just like everyone else, I actually have made plenty of mistakes in my life and I will share some of them in this very blog in future editions. Nobody's perfect, but we have to strive to get as close AS POSSIBLE to our goals/promises to ourselves.

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Whether it's losing weight, quitting smoking, learning French, eating healthier/going green, waking up early, being more active, etc..

    The first step is to acknowledge to yourself WHY you want to achieve this goal in the first place? The important questions you should ask yourself now:

     

    #1 Is it in fact YOUR GOAL? Or is it a goal enforced/encouraged by others in your family/circle? oprah8

     

    #2 Do you even care to PUT IN THE WORK in order to achieve it or would achieving it not matter either way? oprah8

     

    #3 Will it have a positive influence on you/your self esteem? Are you doing it for the right reasons? oprah6

     

    #4 Are there side effects that could result from you attempting to achieve this goal? If so, are you prepared to face them? oprah8

     

    #5 Are you willing to continue on this path or do you think it's just a "phase" and then you'll be back to basics? Be HONEST with yourself! oprah12

     

     

     

     

     

     

    I will discuss each one of those questions in a bit. But first I want you to close your eyes for 20 seconds and think about that goal of yours then come back to this. oprah11

     

     

     

     

     

    So my experience with this topic hasn't been very successful. Throughout my life I hated many stuff about myself, and wanted to change/achieve stuff. Let's just say that for the main part I have yet to change many stuff that I told myself that I would. However, a few times I have worked hard on changing my bad ways and/or learning to do something that I hated/was scared of, and ended up changing for the better. Sometimes even for the WRONG REASONS. 

     

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    A Main thing I wanted to change during the end of my college years was my major fear of public speaking to a group of a people. My case was really bad, I even had panic attacks in the classroom just if I suspected that I MIGHT be asked to speak or give my opinion on something. It's a condition I've had for many years. I'm deathly shy, but not when people speak to me one-on-one or a group of people that I already know. So I had a huge assignment of a public speech I had to give in class or else I wouldn't pass. I had a friend that helped to gather people so I could train plenty of times on giving speeches until I got used to it. I had a vision of me delivering speeches like Martin Luther with conviction and belief in my message, and that I was going to encourage everyone to follow my message. rav2 So I practiced with groups of people repeatedly until I was used to it and when it came time to go live! in the classroom, I was ready and nailed it. It was a great challenge and an even better reward. I'm happy that I've achieved it and conquered my fear. oprah7

     

     

     

    One instance was when I was a bit heavier during my late teen years. I fell in love with someone that I've been talking to for months in a long distance relationship. I decided that I wanted to lose weight, so by the time me and him met, I'd be snatched and ready to have him be slayed by my beauty. rav2  I had a morning workout routine, then in the afternoon I'd burn fat by dancing to whichever song was on the radio/tv. rav2  I achieved my goal and lost 20 Kilos/44 Pounds in 1 month!  It was a huge achievement, but obviously done for ALL the wrong reasons. I don't advise ANYONE to follow that method or that reasoning for weight loss. oprah2

     

     

     

     

     

    A major cause for people to self-sabotage when they're doing so good at a new project or a goal is because of loss of #SelfLove. It's not necessarily the case for everyone that self-sabotages, some just don't care about that goal and are just trying to convince themselves that they do. That's why in future entries in the #LoveMyself series I will give tools how how we can all love ourselves to be able to achieve goals and love other people in a healthy manner. oprah7

     

     

     

    Now back to the important questions:

     

     

     

    #1 Is it in fact YOUR GOAL? Or is it a goal enforced/encouraged by others in your family/circle? oprah8

    A main reason why many people trying to lose weight/cut smoking/get off drugs,etc don't succeed is because it never was their goal  to begin with. Obviously, if achieving something is not your idea, you're less likely to put in the work to achieve it. Listen to your gut instinct. You will know who is the force driving the idea behind this "change". 

     

     

    #2 Do you even care to PUT IN THE WORK in order to achieve it or would achieving it not matter either way? oprah8

    If you are not willing to put in the work, then why even make that deceleration to yourself? If it is too much work, then why did you make an agreement with yourself that you'd achieve it? It's like asking for a job and the minute that you're hired you sleep at home and miss work and expect your salary at the end of the month and then complain when your account balance is $0.00 oprah8 

     

     

    #3 Will it have a positive influence on you/your self esteem? Are you doing it for the right reasons? oprah6

    If it's something that is superficial like plastic surgery or weight-loss (if both are done with the sole intention of pleasing OTHERS) then it will most likely lead to you getting LOWER self esteem than you already have, because you sought out these changes to please others, not for yourself or your physical/mental/emotional health. There might come a time and you might hate yourself for your decisions or have a setback and gain ALL your weight back and possibly get more weight than you initially had. oprah8 

     

     

     

    #4 Are there side effects that could result from you attempting to achieve this goal? If so, are you prepared to face them? oprah8

    If achieving this goal will harm you or cause small physical or mental side effects then you better be prepared to take them on. If not, then you shouldn't aim so high, maybe try to aim a little lower with a different less severe goal? oprah8 

     

     

     

    #5 Are you willing to continue on this path or do you think it's just a "phase" and then you'll be back to basics? Be HONEST with yourself! oprah12

    This is relevant to many of us. We start on the good path to the promise land, then we lose our way halfway though and stumble and fall. It could happen, yes, true, but it also could be US ALLOWING it to happen. @PoisonCandy and @LG6 Pls Be Good mentioned earlier that they had plans on losing weight but never followed through with their plans. As many people, the obviously committed for 2 seconds then got lazy, don't many of us do that tho? Yes. I'm a living, breathing example of just that. But we can all learn from this bit of info right here:

     

     

     

    For any type of change, you must NOT create a new system for you to follow in order to achieve that goal. You must NOT make a schedule of daily exercises! You must NOT change your diet! You must NOT go to the gym 3-4 times a week! You must NOT sign up for a new health program! You must NOT drop a cigarette and quit cold-turkey on the spot! You must NOT have that drastic change in your life! All of this is counterproductive. It all NEVER WORKS! clap1

     

    The correct way is to induct healthier alternatives in your day to day life. Do not deprive yourself of anything!! Do not excessively workout daily!! What you have to do is dance more and workout less. Make it a FUN ACTIVITY THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WEIGHT LOSS! Make it a jog with a friend while chatting. Make it an yummy new meal that is - sidebar - also healthy, not a healthy meal that doesn't taste horrible. Make it a REALISTIC LIFESTYLE CHANGE, NOT A NEW REGIME/DIET to achieve a certain goal. clap1  Most successful cases of weight loss and bettering one's health were not done by looking at it as a "diet" with deprivation of certain foods and being forced to work out every minute of every day, most of it is what came in small doses and what can be seen as a "Lifestyle" edit. clap1

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Hopefully this bit of advice can help us and heal us all. oprah7

     

     

    If you have additions please post, if you have questions please submit, and if u have topics/questions for future blog entries, please PM me. rav2 

     

     

    Thanks for tuning in. rav2  

     

     

     

     

     

    Next entry will be a very heavy and serious topic relating to how far people are willing to hurt themselves in life. cry5

     

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    ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: American Horror Story is such a beloved franchise now — is this something you’ve been trying to land for a while?
    JOHN MURDY: We pay a lot of attention to what our fans want to see. Particularly on social media, both Mike and myself actually run our Twitter accounts for Horror Nights, specifically for that fan interaction. And over the years, there’s been this groundswell of, “We want to see American Horror Story.”

    MICHAEL AIELLO: Absolutely. It’s the fans. And the other great thing about the job is that we are at our very core both horror fans as well, so we’re the same fans who are watching that series. So in looking at what’s out there for us to pull from and adapt, AHS was at the top of the list for many years, and the planets aligned this year very conveniently to allow us to be able to feature it both coasts.

    What was the pitch to Ryan Murphy?
    MURDY: When Mike and I first started talking about this show and how we wanted to tackle it, our opinions were very aligned as far as focus, so it was pretty fun to pitch it to Ryan. I think he got right away that both Mike and myself know the show really well, that we had done our homework, that we paid a lot of attention to the fan community. That’s one of the things we always do: You go online and read as much as you possibly can to know what your audience is wanting, and then you research the heck out of it and watch it endlessly. And being that Mike and I are people who scare people for a living, then we try to put it into our world.

    AIELLO: The other really great thing about the pitch…that immediately became instantaneously apparent was how excited Ryan Murphy was that this was being done. We talked through the scenarios in both mazes, and he was immediately very engaged and very excited and had a lot of great input. Not only are we wanting him to understand how we want to adapt the themes, but also getting information from him on ideas and ways to be able to adapt. It was a very great back and forth conversation and that’s sometimes rare.

    MURDY: The first question I always ask, whether it’s a director or producer or head of a network or whatever, is, ‘Have you been to Halloween Horror Nights?’ And luckily throughout the years, the answer is usually yes.

    And was Ryan a fan?
    MURDY: Oh, yeah. I was very happy to find that out.

    How did you land on these three seasons?
    AIELLO: It was an exercise in trying to really key into…some touchstones throughout the gamut of the series. Trying to do all of the seasons at once, in our opinion, would have been a disservice to each one of the installments, because there are so many characters and environments. To narrow it down to three on this occasion, to be able to give each season its worth, so to speak, was definitely a path we wanted to go down.

    MURDY: When you think about it from a guest perspective, two of the choices were really obvious. You want to start at the beginning — Murder House, that’s where everything starts. And you want to end with the most recent season, which is Hotel.

    What was the merit of Freak Show?
    MURDY: Twisty. I mean, it’s convenient that ten percent of the American population has a phobia of clowns. As creators of this content, we study psychology and all of this stuff to find out what our guests are truly afraid of, and we know that a huge percentage of people coming to the event can’t deal with clowns. In my opinion, I think Twisty’s one of the scariest clowns I’ve ever seen.

    AIELLO: Also, in looking at the three installments that we chose, you’ve got two primarily interior-based environments, and Freak Show was able to give us a different palette from a texture standpoint, knowing that there’s the potential for some outdoor-looking environments.

    What are some of the key figures and scenes you knew fans needed to see?
    MURDY: The basement in Murder House — that’s a must.

    AIELLO: Doctor Charles Montgomery, being able to feature him and his experiments. The Infantata is another really dynamic and terrifying character from Murder House.

    MURDY: I’m not even sure what it is, but it scares the heck out of me.

    AIELLO: And also there’s so much visual content, not only what’s in the show but what’s in the marketing materials. In the Orlando maze, we feature Rubber Man and we recreated that key art for that season — that red room that he existed in. Guests are going to walk into that key art and encounter the Rubber Man. To be able to really dive into multiple avenues in which the show is translated for the viewer, not only the episodes themselves but also breaking down the marketing materials.

    MURDY: The Red Room is unique to Orlando. Our version of that in Hollywood was to try to pick up on characters you see in the opening title sequence but don’t see on the show, which is a very fan thing to do. Just an example: I was watching Freak Show and I just kept looking at that crazy monkey with the cymbals. I thought, that’s really creepy. I want to see that thing when I go through our attraction.

    What elements from Hotel will we see?
    MURDY: There’s obviously the Countess. Another thing that works in Hotel but also goes across the seasons, too, is there’s a paranormal quality. There’s a ghost element to the show — Murder House is haunted by the spirits of all these people that had tragic endings there. Freak Show has that element with Mordrake, who comes back with the dead freak show performers that are kind of his ghost entourage. And Hotel is the old Hotel Cortez haunted by all the things that happened there, whether it was the ‘20s or the current day. I like the specific rooms in Hotel. There’s Room 64, which is the first room where things started to go wrong. There’s the creepy nursery where the Countess’ baby is.

    AIELLO: The bed reveal of the individual that was sewn into the bed. We’re creating that as a scare.

    MURDY: Mattress Man!

    What defines the overall aesthetic that links all these installments together?
    MURDY: I kind of grasped onto the idea that every installment of AHShas a Halloween episode. It’s kind of a big deal. So that was one thematic overlay that we laid across all three installments — let’s ground it on Halloween. So when you go into Murder House, it looks like when they’re trick-or-treating. When you go into Freak Show, it’s the night Mordrake appears with his green fog. And when you go into the Hotel, it’s Devil’s Night.

    AIELLO: One main thing when we began our creative was the phrase ‘fever dream.’ That is a palette in which we wanted to create how the guest moves through the environments that…are all housed within this fever dream that is AHS. That was just a phrase of an ideology that we placed on ourselves as a way to tackle at least our first step into how we wanted to create the maze.

    The show’s music must also be a pretty helpful guide for you as well.
    AIELLO: A lot of the performers in our mazes have triggers that they’ll push to elicit a sound effect that accompanies their scare. Being able to break the theme song down into parts and pieces to use as some of the startle moments has been a fun exercise.

    MURDY: You also have to take a step back and say, ‘If somebody has never watched this show, how are they going to understand what’s going on?’ So I’m always mining for little bits of audio that can help tell the story concisely, and an example of that is, Murder House has the Eternal Darkness Bus Tour, where it’s this guy giving a tour of the dark side of L.A., and he conveniently pulls up and goes, ‘And next, Murder House!’ And he tells the brief history of why this house is notorious. That’s a little something I can latch onto right before you go into that section of the attraction. The same thing with Freak Show — there conveniently happens to be a scene early on where there’s a radio and you’re hearing somebody talk about these horrible murders that we know Twisty is committing.

    Be honest: Is there a secret goal at play here to scare Ryan Murphy when he walks through the maze?
    MURDY: [Laughs.] I’ve had this conversation with filmmakers for years. I remember talking to Sean Cunningham, who made the Friday the 13th movies, way back in maybe 2007 when he was going through our maze, and turning to him at the end and going, ‘This must be really surreal to have your creation attacking you.’

     

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    A full description of the maze along with a large gallery of pictures can be found here.

     

  6. brit9 I just updated my iTunes, and I decided its time I finally use this abandoned blog to post a mini-review. brit9 

    Okay so let me sort this out. When I updated I expected a just ever so slightly upgraded version of the previous iTunes. Which I completely adored and loved to use. That entire look was gorgeous and just the right amount of simplistic. Award deserving. 

    I was shocked, to say the least, when the update finished less than an hour ago. But actually, when you get the playlist thing out of the way, the main view looks pretty nice. The design is pretty cute, easy to get around. The covers look nicer with slightly sharper and smaller icons and curved corners. Scrolling is faster with a lot of albums. Its generally a lot better to look at than before. 10/10

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    But then, there's the issue with the update. The part where they ruined it so much to me wanting to downgrade back to iTunes 12.4. The way you view albums on their own. They destroyed what made tracklist views so stunning. They removed the album cover based colors and background, which shined prominently in iTunes 11, and even more in the previous installments of iTunes 12. They also fucked over people with long album tracklists. I have Complete Season albums of Glee, each with at least 100 songs. It was pretty easy to get through before, when everything was neatly divided into two halves/columns. But now, its just one thing. Plus, they made the album covers way too large in this view and generally caused a design that's unpleasant to look at. 0.1/10

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    So basically. There was an epic glo-up, and then there was a flop. That's Apple for you. brit9 I'm gonna downgrade, if anyone cares to join me.

  7. Disclaimer: I will not be including songs that she's featured in, soundtrack singles, or her Christmas music because I cba to list all of them. I will however include songs such as Bang Bang and E Più Ti Penso because she's credited as one of the main artists.

     

    14. Bang Bang

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    I'm not gonna sit here and lie to you, when this song was first released I definitely bopped to it. It was one of Ariana's first song where she was clearly talking about sex and I was feeling it. Then it was starting to become overplayed and she performed this song everywhere so I quickly became tired of it. Now I realize this song is utter trash and it doesn't deserve a spot on her discography. I instantly skip this song when listening to My Everything.

     

    13. Put Your Hearts Up

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    Elementary schoolers I'm sure ate this song up. It's a cute song with a cute message but that's about it. It's way too childish and way too Nickelodeon. I felt like I downed a bunch of sugar after listening to this song then had to feel my arteries clog. I'm glad she ditched this album concept/direction.

     

    12. The Way

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    This is where the list starts to get hard for me because this is when I start to really love each and every one of these songs. However, The Way has to be placed here just due to the fact that it became very stale for me very quickly. It was nice for the first month it was out but after that I became bored. I still stan it though and I will listen to it when it comes on, but I never have this song on repeat.

     

    11. Focus

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    I can already feel the backlash for this. The reason for this is that I do love this song with Jamie's voice taken out of the chorus. However I never really was able to get into this song. The damage was done far too soon before the fan edit was released. The verses and bridge are spectacular and the music video is definitely one of her best but the song just doesn't do it for me.

     

    10. Right There

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    When Yours Truly was first released, I stanned this song so much and I still do. But the talent that is coming up is just too amazing and too far advanced for this song to be placed any higher. The chorus to this song is definitely the highlights and one of my favorites from the album though. There are just 9 other songs that I believe are even better.

     

    9. Dangerous Woman

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    I overplayed the hell out of this song to the point where I basically never listen to it anymore. Don't get me wrong, I love it still, but the following singles are just better than DW tbh.

     

    8. E Più Ti Penso

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    What a beautiful song. I can't understand a word they are saying but I can definitely feel their emotion and Ari's vocals are on point. Definitely a guilty pleasure of mine.

     

    7. Side To Side

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    (Ignore the mess of this fan made single artwork.)

    This song is a definite bop and anyone that disagrees is incorrect. Nicki's verse serves iconic lyrics and Ariana serves vocals with an iconic message. Careful not to ride that dick too hard unnies!

     

    6. Problem

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    I was obsessed with this song when she first released it. I was so hype the entire time, I even memorized Iggy's rap before the song was even out. The song is near pop perfection that was snubbed from the #1 spot by a very very very thin margin. However, this has the same problem as Dangerous Woman which is that I overplayed the hell out of this song and hardly listen to it now. Still one of her best though.

     

    5. Baby I

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    Best single from the Yours Truly era and that's just a fact! It's the true definition of a bop, unfortunately most people will never even know of this songs existence due to her literally never wanting to acknowledge this songs existence. You think Into You had bad promo? You should have been around when this song became a single. Truly a great song.

     

    4. One Last Time

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    An amazing song that was ruined by a horrible video. I love the vocals in the song and her live performances make this song even better. I'm so glad this was the final single off of My Everything because it was one of her best songs from the album.

     

    3. Love Me Harder

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    Lets get one thing straight, if you see me hating on this song it's only because you all do the most when it comes to loving it. It is a great and sultry song that serves vocals and the video serves beautiful visuals, however y'all act like this is her magnum opus when it really isn't.

     

    2. Break Free

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    An anthem. A bop. A legend. I can listen to this song non stop and never get tired of it. It's great for working out, it's great for getting ready, it's just a great song. The grammar is atrocious but even Ariana hates that part of the song so it can be overlooked.

     

    1. Into You

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    The single to end all singles. This is her true magnum opus. LMH who? I never get tired of this song either. The verses are sultry and the chorus is catchy af while the bridge gives me goosebumps. It is truly her best single ever released. That is until she releases Touch It or Thinking Bout You! This song can be explained by a certain Gaga gif...

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    pls don't fight me, I do love most of these songs but some I like more than others. ari1 

  8. Welcome to TFM's Dangerous Woman track ranking! I was kinda bored today so I listened to DW and ranked all 18 songs and added my thots on each track jj2 Hope y'all enjoy!

     

    #18. "I Don't Care" / Nobody cares about this piece of shit. She can keep it tbh jj4 

    #17. "Jason's Song (Gave It Away)" / At least it's just a Target bonus I guess. 

    #16. "Focus" / Problem's fugly little sister eve1 Cute video, shitty song. I bop to it every once and a while though jj2 

    #15. "Moonlight" / Moonlight is cute and Ari serves vocals but it doesn't fit DW at all. Sounds like it belongs on Christmas & Chill tbh orangu1 

    #14. "Step On Up" / Not as bad as people make it out to be. It's not the best but it's better than Focus and IDC!

    #13. "Everyday" / Although this is a really great bop and I feel like it would be a great single, it's one of the weakest on the album imo. Maybe it's because I hate Future eve1  

    #12. "Leave Me Lonely" / Beautiful song, but I don't really like Macy Gray's voice and it brings the song down for me. Ari's parts slay though. 

    #11. "Be Alright" / Great bop but something feels missing. I waited MONTHS for this song and when it was released, I was disappointed. bummer1 

    #10. "Bad Decisions" / "Ain't you ever seen a princess be a bad bitch?" ICONIC. A fun bop but the next songs are way better.

    #9. "Let Me Love You" / I actually really love this song. I hate Lil Wayne's verse but this song gets way too much hate.

    #8. "Sometimes" / I used to HATE this song, but it has grown on me over the summer. It's actually really good and it should be the next single alex1 

    #7. "Thinking Bout You" / *insert lady_gaga_talented_brilliant_incredible.gif* THIS WILL SLAY LIVE, SHE BETTER PERFORM IT

    #6. "Touch It" / The chorus ended careers tbh. Amazing song and I will fight anybody who disagrees.

    #5. "Side to Side" / THIS INCREDIBLE BOP! FUTURE #1 SMASH alex1 Also, It took me 3 months to finally get what the song means eve1 

    #4. "Greedy" / Yes, this song is a bit basic but I love it sooo much. The key change >>>> (When will Gaga jj2 )

    #3. "Dangerous Woman" / This song is great and the bridge fucking slays. One of my favorite singles of 2016.

    #2. "Knew Better/Forever Boy" / THIS SONG SLAYS. FB > KB but both parts are fantastic and deserve extended versions. 

    #1. "Into You" / This song is pop perfection. Everything about it slays and it deserved to be #1 for 25 weeks. ny12 

     

    Thanks for reading hunties! Let me know if you agrih with anything here or drag me in the comments!

    sass5sass5sass5 

  9. This ranking is for the one and only queen: Madonna, bitch. ~I Don't Give A paraphrase reference~ I decided to do this because why not? I'm still on my little break but this gives me something to do and I love doing these so far even though they flop.

     

    WARNING: I'm putting the first one in a spoiler because it is a very unpopular opinion and I don't need y'all bitching. If you open the spoiler, you are agreeing to not be a little bitch.

     

    13: 

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    This album just doesn't do ANYTHING for me. I rarely listen to it and if I do, it's just the highlights. Pls don't hurt me.

    Highlights: Papa Don't Preach, Open Your Heart, Where's The Party, True Blue

    Can Go Suck A Dick: Love Makes The World Go Round, Jimmy Jimmy

     

    12: Like A Virgin

     

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    This album has some AMAZING songs but the fillers are FILLERS and so generic and just dated trash. Love Don't Live Here Anymore is underrated.

    Highlights: Angel, Like A Virgin, Love Don't Live Here Anymore, Dress You Up, Shoo-Bee-Doo (pls don't hurt me)

    Can Go Suck A Dick: Material Girl (pls don't hurt me), Over And Over

     

    11: Madonna

     

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    Pretty dated but pretty catchy and an amazing debut. Not much to say about it really

    Highlights: Lucky Star, Burning Up, I Know It, Holigay, Think Of Me

    Can Go Suck A Dick: Borderline

     

    10: MDNA

     

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    She could have done better but this album isn't as bad as everyone says. It's just messy tbh. Home of the should have been hit single I'm Addicted. Some songs are borderline G E N E R I C ie Girl Gone Wild, Turn Up The Radio, etc but she pulls some of them off. I wish she didn't try to be so edgy this era but at least we got some holy BOPS.

    Highlights: Girl Gone Wild, Gang Bang, I'm Addicted, Nicki's verse on I Don't Give A, Love Spent, Falling Free, Beautiful Killer, Best Friend

    Can Go Suck A Dick: Give Me All Your No, the rest of I Don't Give A

     

    9: Hard Candy

     

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    Truly underrated by Madonna stans. It is nowhere near as bad as all of you say it is. Literally only a couple duds. Yeah, she cased trends but she did it PERFECTLY. So many great bops on this album that all of you WASTE. Give It 2 Me should have smashed tbh

    Highlights: Give It 2 Me, Miles Away, She's Not Me, Beat Goes On, Devil Wouldn't Recognize You, Voices, Ring My Bell, the album cover shoot

    Can Go Suck A Dick: 4 Minutes, Spanish Lesson

     

    8: Like A Prayer

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    Blah blah blah art blah amazing blah pure artistry blah blah game changer blah blah blah. IDGAF. Yes, mature artistic game changing iconic controversial album, I agree. But some songs just didn't age well or just suck dick. Hate me. I truly respect the artistry of the album but I still find it a tad overrated. Oh Father is one of my fave songs from her.

    Highlights: Like A Prayer, Express Yourself, Till Death Do Us Part, Oh Father, Keep It Together, Spanish Eyes

    Can Go Suck A Dick: Love Song, Promise To Try, Dear Jessie

     

    7: Confessions On A Dance Floor

     

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    Used to be my favorite Madonna album but some of it hasn't aged well. I still love it and think it is still almost flawless and a great comeback. This album just delivers so much. Production. Lyrics. Looks. SERVED

    Highlights: Hung Up, Get Together, Sorry, Let It Will Be, Forbidden Love, How High, Isaac

    Can Go Suck A Dick: I Feel Love ripoff, I Hate Myself, Push (me over a cliff)

     

    6: American Life

     

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    An edgier Ray Of Light. She tried perfecting the formula of Music but made a few missteps but still B+ for effort. I do find this album is pretty overrated by fans because it's so edgy and SOME NOT ALL just wanna seem edgy. This album does have great moments though and she really delivers. Lyrics are SERVED (Except in a couple songs). Same with looks kinda. Nothing Fails was the hit that got away, so magical and one of my faves from her. Easy Ride is probably in my top 10 songs and is a pure masterpiece. Die Another Day is unnecessarily hated on.

    Highlights: Hollywood, Love Profusion, Nobody Knows Me, Nothing Fails, Die Another Day, Easy Ride, the original American Life video

    Can Go Suck A Dick: American Life, the released video of American Life

     

    5: Ray Of Light

     

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    I used to HATE this album but I have since since the (ray of) light! Basically an updated Like a Prayer except better! Except a couple songs... Anyways, Nothing Reall Matters and Skin should have SMASHED

    Highlights: Swim, Ray Of Light, Skin, Nothing Really Matters, Sky Fits Heaven, Frozen, The Power Of Good-Bye, the vocals

    Can Go Suck A Dick: Shitty/Ashtray

     

    4: Rebel Heart

     

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    I know I'm going to get hate for this album being so high but it truly is almost flaw free. Messy but still almost perfect. A couple songs should have been cut, a couple songs should not have been changed from the demo (looking at you Rebel Heart. Madonna, what's good?? Avicii slayed that version). I relate to a lot of this album and has a special place in my little gay heart. Hate me for it bitches. So underrated and should have done SO much better. Also, Bitch I'm Madonna BOPS.

    Highlights: Living For Love, Devil Pray, Ghosttown, Unapologetic Bitch, Illuminati, Bitch I'm Madonna, Joan Of Arc, Iconic, Holy Water, Best Night, Veni Vidi Vici, S.E.X., Messiah, Rebel Heart, Auto-Tune Baby, Beautiful Scars, Addicted

    Can Go Suck A Dick: Body Shop, Graffiti Heart

     

    3: Erotica

     

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    Erotic, Erotic, put your hands all over my iconic copy of this controversial album. So fucking amazing, well written masterpiece. Should have done a lot better than it did. It's dark, beautiful, heartbreaking lyrics. In my opinion, her most mature.

    Highlights: Erotica, Fever, Deeper And Deeper, Bad Girl, Waiting, Words, Why's It So Hard, Secret Garden, Bad Girl video

    Can Go Suck A Dick: Did You Do It?

     

    2: Music

     

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    Hate me for this, idc. I really think this is her most forgotten album. This album is really sentimental to me so it holds a special place in my heart. I had the CDS of Music when it first came out but I didn't know who it was but it slayed me and I always wondered who it was. Then in 2011, Gaga got me into Madonna and this was the first album I listened to and I stanned. This is a flawless album that should have done better, had more singles, and deserves more all together.

    Highlights: Music, Impressive Instant, Runaway Lover, I Deserve It, Amazing, Nobody's Perfect, Don't Tell Me, Paradise (Not For Me), Gone, American Pie

    Can Go Suck A Dick: The people who discredit this album

     

    1: Bedtime Stories

     

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    So personal, sad, and incredibly done. There isn't a dull moment on this piece of art. Definitely underrated and deserves so much more than what it got. The singles (except Take A Bow) deserved more. Trend chasing but done immaculately. Some of the songs on this album are in my top 10 of hers. This album really speaks for itself.

    Highlights: Survival, Secret, Inside Of Me, Human Nature, Forbidden Love, Love Tried To Welcome Me, Sanctuary, Bedtime Story

    Can Go Suck A Dick: Your Honesty not making the album

     

     

     

    Ryanism of the day: Don't forget to take care of yourself first

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    So for this post I sorted out my discography of albums last night and wanted to share my collection of CDs, EPs and single that I own (inspired by @Shiver)

    Also the Golden Medoner (inspired by @Shiver yet again) is my fave album of that year.

     

    2016:

    Ariana Grande - Dangerous Woman

    Dagny - Ultravoilet EP (signed)

    VQ2zu9H.png Foxes - All I Need (signed)

    Gwen Stefani - This Is What The Truth Feels Like

    Little Mix - Glory Days (signed)

    Nina Nesbitt - Modern Love EP (signed)

    Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Familia (signed)

     

    2015:

    Adele - 25

    Demi Lovato - Confident (signed)

    Ellie Goulding - Delirium

    Grimes - Art Angels

    Halsey - Badlands

    Karin Park - Apocalypse Pop

    Little Boots - Working Girl

    Little Mix - Get Wired (signed)

    VQ2zu9H.png Marina & The Diamonds - FROOT (signed)

    Meghan Trainor - Title (signed)

    Róisín Murphy - Hairless Toys

     

    2014:

    Ariana Grande - My Everything

    Azealia Banks - Broke With Expensive Taste

    Banks - Goddess

    Charli XCX - Sucker

    Foxes - Glorious

    Iggy Azalea - The New Classic

    Iggy Azalea - Reclassified

    Lana Del Rey - Ultraviolence

    La Roux - Trouble In Paradise

    Linnea Dale - Good Goodbyes

    MØ - No Mythologies To Follow

    Nicki Minaj - The Pink Print

    Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Wanderlust

    VQ2zu9H.png Tove Lo - Queen Of The Clouds

     

    2013:

    Beyoncé - Beyoncé

    Britney Spears - Britney Jean

    Demi Lovato - DEMI

    VQ2zu9H.png Ellie Goulding - Halcyon Days

    Icona Pop - This Is… Icona Pop

    Katy Perry - Prism

    Lady Gaga - ARTPOP

    Little Boots - Nocturnes

    Little Mix - Salute

    Lorde - Pure Heroine

    M.I.A - Matangi

     

    2012:

    Adam Lambert - Trespassing

    Azealia Banks - 1991 EP

    Bertine Zetlitz - Electric Feet

    Christina Aguilera - Lotus

    Ellie Goulding - Halcyon

    Goldfrapp - The Singles

    Kesha - Warrior

    Lana Del Rey - Born To Die: Paradise Edition

    Leona Lewis - Glassheart

    Little Mix - DNA

    Madonna - MDNA

    VQ2zu9H.png Marina & The Diamonds - Electra Heart

    Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded

    Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded The Re-Up

    No Doubt - Push & Shove

    Petra Marklund - Inferno

    Rihanna - Unapologetic

    Rita Ora - Ora

     

    2011:

    Adele - 21

    Beyoncé - 4

    Britney Spears - Femme Fatale

    Florence + The Machine - Ceremonials

    Jessie J - Who You Are

    Lady Gaga - Born This Way

    Pixie Lott - Young Foolish Happy

    Rihanna - Talk That Talk

    September - Love CPR

    VQ2zu9H.png Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Make A Scene

     

    2010:

    VQ2zu9H.png Christina Aguilera - Bionic

    Christina Aguilera & Cher - Burlesque Soundtrack

    Ellie Goulding - Lights

    Ellie Goulding - Bright Lights

    Katy Perry - Teenage Dream

    Kesha - Animal

    Marina & The Diamonds - The Family Jewels

    M.I.A - MAYA

    Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday

    P!nk - Greatest Hits… So Far!!!

    Rihanna - Loud

    Robyn - Body Talk

     

    2009:

    Britney Spears - The Singles Collection

    Cascada - Evacuate The Dancefloor

    Florence + The Machine - Lungs

    Lady Gaga - The Fame Monster + The Fame

    La Roux - La Roux

    VQ2zu9H.png Little Boots - Hands

    Pixie Lott - Turn It Up

    Rihanna - Rated R

     

    2008:

    Britney Spears - Circus

    Christina Aguilera - Christina Aguilera EP

    Christina Aguilera - Keeps Gettin´Better: A Decade of Hits

    VQ2zu9H.png Katy Perry - One Of The Boys

    Rihanna - Good Girl Gone Bad: Reloaded

     

    2007:

    Bertine Zetlitz - In My Mind Best Of 1997 - 2007

    Britney Spears - Blackout

    Róisín Murphy - Overpowered

    September - Dancing Shoes

    VQ2zu9H.png Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Trip The Light Fantastic

     

    2006:

    Christina Aguilera - Back To Basics

    Gwen Stefani - The Sweet Escape

    Gwen Stefani - Wind It Up (single)

    VQ2zu9H.png Margaret Berger - Pretty Scary Silver Fairy

    Rihanna - A Girl Like Me

     

    2005:

    Rihanna - Music Of The Sun

     

    2004:

    Britney Spears - Greatest Hits My Prerogative

    VQ2zu9H.png Gwen Stefani - Love.Angel.Music.Baby

    Margaret Berger - Chameleon

     

    2003:

    VQ2zu9H.png No Doubt - The Singles 1992 - 2003

    Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Shoot From The Hip

     

    2002:

    Christina Aguilera - Stripped

     

    2001:

    VQ2zu9H.png No Doubt - Rock Steady

    P!nk - Missundaztood

     

    2000:

    Christina Aguilera - Mi Reflejo

    VQ2zu9H.png No Doubt - Return Of Saturn

     

    1999:

    Christina Aguilera - Christina Aguilera

     

    1995:

    No Doubt - Tragic Kingdom

     

    1993:

    No Doubt - The Beacon Street Collection

     

    1992:

    No Doubt - No Doubt

     

    That´ s it for now, until next time.

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    THE FIRST EVER REVIEW BLOG ON FOTP IS OFFICIALLY BACK! 

    This is SYLK Reviews Back to Basic's era! So we're gonna be scoring like the old days! Using WENDY emotes!

    In collab with The Wendy Emote Museum we will score each track from a minimum of 0 to a max 5 scores to each track! 

    For our FIRST review! We will be reviewing GLORY by THE QUEEN OF POP herself Britney Spears!Wy3RYbW.png

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    01 - Invitation

    A very nice opener, the breathy tone of ha voice sounds really incredible with the aura.mp3 of the song. It's a very calm and soothing song. Really a strong opener. The lyrics are cute too yes. I give this song ..dhvoUxH.gif

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    02 - Make Me... (feat. G-Eazy) 

    Alot of people have been saying that they didn't like this when it came out and that it grew on them later on, but tbh this has been my jam from the moment it came out! She sounds amazing, the twangy bird noises are very cute yes and the production is very nice. The only thing that disgusts me is the G-FLOPzy's verse omfg delete that ew. vQJZmsq.gif

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    03 - Private Show 

    I literally don't understand the hate for this song. It's such a fun, sensual song. I do hear the weird effect in voice yes but tbh I think the cartoon-ish effect kind of adds to the song's quirky character.  She SERVES vocals on here! This is definitely a fav yes. 5 wendys for this song!dhvoUxH.gif

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    04 - Man On The Moon 

    I think this song is soo beautiful. The lyrics are so cute and the chorus is literally the most beautiful thing we've heard from Britney so far--I mean those harmonies omg *orgasms* Another five wendys! 450561ezgif626394240.gif

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    05 - Just Luv Me 

    A cute song yes but I have to be honest here I didn't care for snippets that leaked or whatever. I don't really have much to say on this track, I mean I could see myself listening to it once in awhile, or wake up one night craving it, but for now, it's undermined by some of the stronger tracks on the album.AclZsta.gif

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    06 - Clumsy 

    I won't lie, I had to pretend to like it when it first came out. It starts off well, but it loses me somewhere leading up the hook. The 'opps' is a cute reminder of the Opps I Did It Again days tho yes..mToh7bx.gif

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    07 - Do You Wanna Come Over?

    Anyone who doesn't like this iconic bop is deaf. I mean the guitars mmm fuck me they sound so good. And then the chorus hits--those backup singers snatch my wig yes ! It's a pussy bopper and one of the faves! mBDE6Ud.gif

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    08 - Slumber Party 

    An OBVIOUS contender for 2nd Single. It follows Make Me's footsteps nicely. It has a very fun vibe. And the production is probably the best one we've seen on this album so far. One of the faves yes!6LVNyOP.gif

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    09 - Just Like Me

    There might be haters out there aka @Onika and they are welcomed to kiss my ass cause this song is fucking AMAZING! She sounds amazing on it and omg the lyrics are CUTEE!! Britney's disbelieve in the other woman looking just like her gives us a BOP!9GpDgqa.gif

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    10 - Love Me Down 

    Definitely a stand out track from the album and a possible future single! Britney SERVES in this song. And the production oh lordy that wobbling bassline fuck! Slam me on the table and prolapse my anus queen GODNEY! OKaSYgT.gif

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    11 - Hard To Forget Ya 

    When I first heart it, I thought it was cute yes but then a reverse warholian expedition happened and my love for this song just disappeared. It's a cute song but ...It doesn't really go anywhere...3Ww7RvQ.gif

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    12 - What You Need

    The mature but less beautiful sister of PriVISHNU show! She sounds amazing as well, she showcases some VOCALS ON HERE!!! Britney can SANG! Anyone who says otherwise can kiss my bum! 3lCJ92t.gif

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    #sylksFAVE 

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    #sylksHATE 

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    ALBUM SCORE

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  12. Britney Spears 'Glory'

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    Album Review

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    For the Physical Deluxe review click here: https://talkabouttunes.wordpress.com/2016/08/29/britneyglory2016/

     

    1. Invitation 

    (B.Spears, J.Michaels, J.Tranter, N.Monson)

    Instantly, this sounds like a zen track from Britney with an Asian twist to it. “Here’s my invitation baby” works great as an intro and literally invites the listener to engage in the journey Britney is providing with Glory. “I just need you to trust me” actually makes me nervous as to what to expect, she is keeping her cards close to her chest with ‘Invitation’ it’s calming yet the anticipation in the track is like a slow build to track 2 – it’s really easy to get into and a perfect album opener. The track is soothing, with a heavy beat and slower paced vocals – a treat. 6.5/10

     
    2. Do You Wanna Come Over?

    (M.Larsson, R.Fredriksson, J.Michaels, J.Tranter, S.Chila)

    OK… I wasn’t expecting such a swift change in theme – the beat and ‘Justin Timberlake‘ style guitar riff sounds quite dirty, musically and the clumbsy vocal arrangements coinciding with the sounds of cans opening work really well together and it’s very Ke$ha meets Timberlake. This is definitely a sound I wish to hear more of from Britney – the sound is engaging from start to end and the song takes several twists and turns… I could definitely see this as a single and Britney sounds very good on the track. Could this be classed as ‘Outrageous’ part 2? 7/10

     
    3. Make Me (Ft.G-Eazy)

    (B.Spears, M.Burns, J.Janiak, G.Gillum)

    Now this is the track a lot of people would be waiting for seeing as it’s the lead single from the album. The change in pace is welcomed and resembles the same ‘zen’ vibe from track 1. The heavy chorus really compliments Britney’s light and fluffly vocals and makes for a nice juxtaposition. The builds “Wan’t you to move” also set the choruses up a treat. G-Eazy’s appearance is needed I think, it sounds like one of those typical instrumentals where a rapper will pop up, but I feel it enhances the sound and it’s the only credited feature on the track list. I feel this single is another one to add to ‘classic Britney 8/10

     
    4. Private Show

    (B.Spears, C.M.Williams, T.Winfrey, S.Smith)

    As soon as the track starts, the background sounds really resemble something from a circus and this track wouldn’t have been out of place on Britney’s ‘Circus’ album; these sounds carry the song and it’s really enjoyable to hear Britney’s vocals in more of a raw form – she sounds really strong and it reinforces the ideology of this track being a female empowerment anthem. The chorus is particularly catchy and really keeps the listener engaged, leaving them wanting more. However, the vocals really start to grate by the end of the song “Put on a private show” particularly. 7.5/10

     
    5. Man On The Moon

    (J.Evigan, I.Juber, P.Ryan, S.Fox, M.Lomax)

    The instrumental to this track is exceedingly catchy, I could happily listen to that on its own. However, with the vocals, it kind of makes the whole thing seem ‘wishy washy’ until the gorgeous falsetto notes “On the Moon” kick in. It kind of feels like a 2003 B-side, lyrically relating to a more vulnerable Britney. It has a lovely sentiment to it nevertheless. 6/10

     
    6. Just Luv Me

    (D.Omelio, M.A.Hoiberg, J.Michaels)

    Wow – as soon as the track kicks in, it holds so much resemblance to Justin Bieber’s‘Company’ from the arrangements and the robotic sounds in the background. It’s actually hard to shake it from my mind. I love the way Britney sings in this track, it’s sultry and teasing, whilst singing from an endearing and vulnerable point of view. Towards the end of the track, the repetition of ‘Just Luv Me’ becomes irritating and starts to resemble a track from Fifth Harmony’s 7/27 album. Another mid-tempo mellow track. 5/10

     
    7. Clumsy

    (T.Riley, W.Felder, A.Niceforo)

    Yes… Here we go, builds from the beginning, and a killer vocal arrangement and a gradually building instrumental – Femme Fatale Britney is back! The theme of the track is very playful indeed and the way Britney sings the track in almost a rushed manner really emphasises the song’s message and you can picture a music video for the track, with Britney being tossed all over the room. An album gem. 8/10

      
    8. Slumber Party

    (M.Larsson, R.Fredriksson, J.Michaels, J.Tranter)

    Rihanna is that you? The beat is reminiscent of a Rihanna track, with the urban body roll vibe. Listening to the track, it’s hard to think that Britney hasn’t done a song with this theme before, it’s cleverly written and talks of the naughty side of a ‘slumber party’. I do find the track very middle of the road but I wouldn’t skip it – it’s very engaging.5.5/10

     
    9. Just Like Me

    (B.Spears, J.Michaels, J.Tranter, N.Monson)

    I always do it. I judge the song before it’s played based on the title, and I had no idea the song would include “She looks just like me” and be from the perspective of a scorned lover and the previous relationship – I assumed it would be a raunchy kind of song and I must say it’s nice to hear a song like this from Britney, the vocals are floaty and it keeps the listener engaged. 5.5/10

     
    10. Love Me Down

    (E.K.Bogart, A.Goldstein, J.John, J.Karpov)

    A different direction from Britney now, more urban and I’m not sure if it’s working for her or not… I feel the song has a lot of potential but it’s too Gwen Stefani and not enough Britney. In fact this would have been perfect for Gwen’s album “The Sweet Escape” but I don’t feel it suits Britney or her weak vocals very much. Having said that, Britney sounded very good in the middle 8. I like how the track goes in several directions and almost sounds like 3 songs stitched together. 7/10

     
    11. Hard To Forget Ya

    (O.Gorres, I.Kirkpatrick, B.Coney, D.Andrews, E.Drewett)

    Now I feel indifferent about this track – I love the verses and the pre-choruses/builds are amazing, providing a perfect sense of anticipation, but the choruses are just horrendous; the beat is too heavy with clumbsy hooks, Britney sounds bored and it’s very ‘Beat dropping trend chaser’. What a shame. 4.5/10

     
    12. What You Need

    (B.Spears, C.M.Williams, T.Winfrey, S.Smith)

    A trip to the 60’s to open this track with a kick ass vocal from Britney is always a good way to start a song. Also, kudos to Britney on that vocal, she sounds amazing and it’s quite raw. The hand claps in the chorus really boost the songs energy (Like it needs boosting anymore) but I wish they made more of the choruses, they are quite on par with the verses in term of production and need lifting just a little bit more, but it’s a sound that I think suits Britney very well and it’s contagious as hell. 7.5/10

     

    For the Physical Deluxe Review click here: https://talkabouttunes.wordpress.com/2016/08/29/britneyglory2016/

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    More than halfway through summer, these are my certified bops of the season! 

     

    No other song on this list is more appropriate to start with than this colourful show of fashion and culture meeting explosive record. I don't think anyone could listen to Laura Mvula's empowering vocals and NOT feel like a Phenomenal Woman afterwards cry6 

     

    To tumblr girls' joy everywhere, Hayley deliver's this catchy track touching on insecurities and emotional turbulence of a young person, all the while managing to make being a spontaneously dancing outcast look pretty fucking cool rav3 

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    I'm never going to get over how this BOP was completely ignored to flatline orly1 3 millions views? Shameful! The provocative lyrics, catchy melody, infectious beat cry6 Everything about this track is so danceable cry6 

    And I thought I loved this song BEFORE the video dropped orly1 a perfect collaboration of video media and music and just a Super FUN song overall, easily capturing the essence of summer.

     

     

    Used to loving Alicia's power ballads, this tropical house track caught me by surprise! Who would have thought we'd be dancing to Alicia Keys in 2016 cry6 

     

    Released earlier this year, Work still feels like part of summer's soundtrack cry6 You can't listen to this song and not want to... iggy1 

     

    Ending my list with this tender slow jam. Usher and Yuna's gorgeous harmonies recall the very first stir of infatuation and resulting blissfulness of a new crush oprah7

     

    Special mention to Drake's monster smash One Dance!

     

     

     

    What have you been listening to this summer? hay1 

  13. So. I thought this blog needed something a bit different for a change. Something less... depressing. I probably will do another Cancer blog when I return to Ohio in a few weeks for the burial of his ashes. But anyways. Now I'm gonna do a tutorial. How to add explicit labels (explicit.png tkB9m.png) to songs you specifically have on iTunes. This also works to delete tags, and add clean tags.

    WHAT  YOU'LL NEED:
    + MP3tag (get it here)


    STEP ONE:
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    Open MP3tag, and import the audio file of whichever song you'd like to add a label to. You can do this by dragging the file from its folder straight into the application. I'll be using Bubblegum Bitch by Marina and the Diamonds, from her 2012 LP, Electra Heart [above, altered tracklist].

    STEP TWO:
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    In MP3tag, right click the song and hit Extended Tags.... Search the side for "ITUNESADVISORY". If its there, remove the tag by clicking the X button, or change the tag by clicking on it and click the edit (paper and pencil) button and skip to the "Value" area of this step. If its not there, though, then click the icon of a paper with a star on it, (Add field...) then enter exactly "ITUNESADVISORY" in the Field box. You'll only need to enter the full thing once. In later instances with performing this method it will be automatically filled in for you when you start typing it. In the Value box, enter 1 for EXPLICIT and 2 for CLEAN. Explicit and Clean will show up with their own symbols on iTunes, while no tags makes it look like a normal song. Click OK.

    STEP THREE:
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    Now you will need to refresh the song on iTunes. You can do this by easily double clicking on the song to play it, or restarting iTunes, or deleting + reimporting the file. I prefer the first option, but whatever you want to do. Done!

    I hope you found this helpful.

  14. This is not a happy blog entry just warning you now.

    This will also not be as lighthearted and entertaining as my other blog entries. 

    This one is purely for me to get stuff off my chest.

    Today has been a pretty woeful Wednesday for me. And I mean it seriously this time.

    First off I can tell me and the guy I've been talking to are drifting apart. We don't talk nearly as much anymore and he just doesn't seem interested in talking to me anymore. He does;t make the effort like before. It sucks cause we were gonna meet finally after talking for like five months this Friday and Saturday. Idk if that's gonna still happen now. Stuff like that really gets to me emotionally so that put me in a bad mental spot.

    That's only the beginning.

    Yesterday I got home from work and my mom came up to see me. My grandpa is very overweight and cannot walk far. He's had knee replacements and all was goos but he still could not walk down his street without being exhausted. He used to smoke and drink heavily and eventually he let his physical condition fall and he got extremely overweight. He's had two heart attacks as well. He's been going in for more tests to see why he struggles with exhaustion from walking such short distances. And well it was discovered that he does in fact have lung cancer. It didn't hit me yesterday like it did today. He is lucky. The tumor on the one side of his lungs is Stage 1 and the tumor on the other side is Stage 2. The doctors and my family are glad it was found early. But it's still scary and it really hit me hard today. You hear so many stories of people with cancer and it's a horrible, horrible thing but you really can't comprehend it till someone you love is diagnosed. The doctors are discussing what exactly to do in regards to surgery and we don't know whether or not he'll need any other treatments afterwords.

    Now to the final segment of this sad entry. The part that for me is actually the most sad. This literally just happened.

    I have a parakeet named Snowflake. He's such a great little bird. So incredibly sweet and loving. Would never hurt a fly. He was the second of the two birds I've had in my life and he was honestly a true joy. He's constant chirping was always a comforting sound to me.

    Well I've had him for nine years. He's species of parakeet only live 8-10 years at the most. So he's an old guy. This past year we could tell the age was getting to him. He flew around less and just looked old. The past two months though have been rough. We got him some medication from the vet two weeks ago and he told us to come back if he didn't improve and we'd discuss putting him down.

    Well I worked today from 1-9pm. I got off early, grabbed some food and headed home. I got home at like 8:37pm. I went upstairs and changed and I came down and my mom said "Ryan, Snowflake isn't doing good". He was huddled in the corner of the bottom of his cage. I gently took him out and held him. I stoked the feathers on his little head and gently rubbed the ones below his beak. I ran my fingers across his smooth little beak and could feel his heartbeat against my hand. He's also so warm when you hold him, like a little beacon of heat. But he felt cold. I knew it wouldn't be much longer but I put the thought out of mind. I ate dinner and went up to my room. Around 10:06pm my mom called upstairs for me. I came out of my room and she was at the foot of the steps. She just looked up at me for a second and the said "Snowflake passed on". 

    I walked down the stairs to her and Snowflake was lying on a soft towel. I took the towel and him in my hands and sat down on the stairs. I began stroking his soft feathers again and then the waterworks started.

    You see I've always had a special bond with Snowflake. When I got him nine years ago there was so many birds in the cage with him. They were all on the same perch chirping and playing. Not him. He was way up in the corner. Alone. I knew then that he was the bird I wanted. He reminded me of myself. I wanted him. I chose him because I didn't want him to be lonely anymore. Throughout his long life I've never seen a happier little bird. Always happy to see me or my mom. I'm broken up inside knowing he's gone. It's like he waited for me to get home. Like he knew I was at work and he knew I'd want to say goodbye. I held him alive one last time and then he was content. He could let go. And he did. 

    I am happy he went on his own. I do not believe he was in pain and I would be heartbroken if he was. I laid him on a bed of lettuce (his favorite snack) on some paper towel. I then sprinkled some of his food around him. I gently folded up the paper towel and took him and buried him by the base of the big tree in the center of my front yard. I placed some flower petals over the sport where he now rests. 

    I just hope he had a good life. We always tried to make his life as good as possible for a pet bird. We took him out all the time. I even would sometimes bring his cage outside so he could hear all the other birds. 

    I just hope he had a good life. That's all I ever wanted for him. Now he can fly freely with all the other birds up in heaven. 

    I'm really going to miss him. Rest in peace little buddy. I love you. 

    Here's a picture of Snowflake. He really was a great little bird. Rest in peace my angel.

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  15. RNDOM

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    So, what's the point on drag and talk shit about an artist/record if you'll jump again on the bandwagon train when she/he releases something new and 'it's cool to stan because everyone's hype about it when you never give a fuck about it'?

    What's the point on stan/change your avi/set every major girl release something when you don't like/stan the artist/music he/she made when everyone's is praising, waiting for it?

    This brought back memories when everyone was praising 'Lemonade' cuz it was "innovative", "cool", "experimental" bla bla bla... and few weeks later some trash talk about it, because 1) they 'realized' it really never was shit, 2) they said it was "staged/fake" to get out of there when they clearly never were there for the music/project (even when we always knew she likes to have perfect control & she plans everything, did everyone expected it was true? really?... and then the next thing was Ariana, wow, so impressed for the upgrade, lmao. This was perfectly pictured when ARTPOP came out and fans were praising the shit of it, but when the media/fanbases ripped apart the album half of the fandom left and juped to other more "succesful" "accepted" pop gurls

    And what does it says about us?  Do others opinion really matters at all to us? Do we really need to follow trends & what the majority likes to have a sense of worth? isn't this just a reflection of a weak personality that desires to be part of something? Maybe that's why i rather not listen something from someone i know i won't like or feel interest on, i guess it looks more real and less cringe than jumping over and over again swapping "your taste" and pretend you're into the critical acclaim & music when you're just following the leaders.

    Then again im bitter and sometimes i have a poor taste when it comes to guilty pleasures, shouldn't be judging people, it just came to my mind suddenly, #JusticeForFKA, #JusticeForGrimes, #JusticeForAzealia and the rest of acts i like who got hate & shit just because the sheeps followed the leader who didn't liked "x" record, or "x" thing about her/his

     

    P.S. Instead of doing this i should be listening all the shit i download but i don't touch becaus im lazy af and i dont wanna put it with my perfect orden/tags on iTunes, r.i.p. to me

  16. Britney Spears // Glory

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    Like many of us, Britney was more or less my first foray into pop music, but probably not in the way you'd expect. Up until high school, I'd listened to mostly alternative / rock / basic straight white boy music. I didn't touch pop (or rap) at all, but my bus ride to school was almost an hour each way, and the driver always had pop radio on. So, I started getting closely acquainted with it. My first pop album download was Circus, and I didn't like it. I had not yet found the light.

    As I got more into pop, I went back and listened to Britney's discography, in reverse. I started with Circus, Blackout, and made my way back. I didn't get as attached to her first few albums, maybe because I lacked the nostalgia of growing up with her music, and I maintained that Circus, Blackout and Femme Fatale were my Britney trinity. I have since gotten more into ITZ and Britney (the album, obviously), but those remain my favorites.

    Let's not even talk about The-Album-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named.

    I was actually driving home from that TV job (the one where I met New York) around 1 in the morning the day Make Me was released, so I listened to it on repeat most of the way home. Sexy midtempo Britney was here, and I was here for it. But the feature is trash, let's be honest with ourselves. As we got the promo singles, I somehow became simultaneously more and less confident in what the album as a whole would be. I liked each track, but they each had a fatal flaw that I couldn't unhear. Make Me was the G-Eazy feature, Private Show didn't really feel like a studio track at all, Clumsy's was the horrendous mixing for the breakdown and the flimsy-feeling production, and DYWCO was the shouting men in the chorus. Did we not, as a society, learn our lesson after Focus? I was still excited, mind you, but I did have my concerns.

    Thankfully, those promo singles were largely the most lackluster songs on the album. Let's dive in.

     

    1. INVITATION - 4/5

    Wow, what an album opener. This is something you straight up don't hear from Britney, and I love it. Even the vocal effects feel stylistic, instead of messily covering up some phoned in vocals. They're tender, but they feel right.
     

    2. MAKE ME FEAT. G-EAZY - 3/5

    Don't get me wrong, this song is boppy, but it's not lead single material. And the one feature on the entire record is wasted on someone as bland and basic as G-Eazy. Take him out, put in someone better (or don't put in anyone at all) and it would be better.
     

    3. PRIVATE SHOW - 4/5

    I genuinely hated this when she first dropped it. It was messy, it feels underproduced, like I'm listening to a "live" version of a song instead of an album track. It has since grown on me, though. It's something completely different for her, and I can appreciate that about it. Plus it's lowkey kind of catchy.
     

    4. MAN ON THE MOON - 5/5

    The production. The vocals. The message. Everything is slick pop perfection. The oo-oo-oo-oo-oooonnn in the chorus is absolutely infectious.
     

    5. JUST LUV ME - 4/5

    I was super excited to hear this after that snippet leaked. Hearing the full thing, it's a catchy midtempo DJ Mustard track, is there really anything else I can say about it? "I'm not gonna ask for a sip when I'm thirsty" is a great lyric. I wish the chorus was a bit more dynamic, but I get it; we need to know the words after just one listen, so Repeat Stuff.
     

    6. CLUMSY - 3/5

    The "oops!" is cute but the breakdown kind of kills any momentum the song has. Meh.
     

    7. DO YOU WANNA COME OVER? - 3/5

    I want to like this song, because the production is good, she sounds good, the verses are good, but that chorus -- bleh.
     

    8. SLUMBER PARTY - 5/5

    I know some people thought this song felt too topically samey right after DYWCO, but I actually really like that about it. It feels like a proper followup to the question eve1  it's definitely a standout track on the album, probably my first favorite really. The casual f-bomb is perfect. The production and melody are SO catchy.
     

    9. JUST LIKE ME - 2/5

    OKAY STOP WITH THE FUCKING TERRIBLE CHORUSES PLEASE. The song is reasonably cute but the chorus is awkward as shit. 
     

    10. LOVE ME DOWN - 4/5

    Okay now this is something I can get into demi1 again, something very stylistically different for Brit but it fucking WORKS.
     

    11. HARD TO FORGET YA - 4/5

    Once again I find myself wishing the chorus was a little more dynamic, but goddammit this song is still a banger. The production on this album is super interesting, it feels like there's a lot going on without being overwhelming. All the little bits and bobs circling around during the verses here give this song a great texture.
     

    12. WHAT YOU NEED - 4/5

    Yes this sounds like a Burlesque track, yes it doesn't have a post-chorus payoff like you're probably expecting, but I could listen to Britina growl all damn day. She's not Whitney Houston (and she doesn't need to be), but I think we can all agree it's nice to hear her flexing her vocals for a change. "That was fun", yes it was Brit, yes it was.
     

    13. BETTER - 5/5

    Alright we've clearly got some Kygo influence here, but that's not a bad thing. This song is cute as fuck, and the production is (once again) on point. Another general album thought: let's all take a moment to appreciate that she isn't drowning in background vocal layers for the first time in nearly 10 years. She's actually here y'all!
     

    14. CHANGE YOUR MIND (NO SEAS CORTES) - 4/5

    Anyone else kinda getting a chuckle out of the fact that Revival was largely midtempo with one random Latin-influenced song, and the same thing is happening here? Not trying to start a stan war or anything, just sort of a funny observation. Anyway, this song is good as fuck, and the chorus is absolutely perfect. I don't speak German Spanish but I can if you like cry0 
     

    15. LIAR - 5/5

    YES. YES. YES. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS PERFECT, WHY IS THIS RELEGATED TO BONUS TRACK STATUS?
     

    16. IF I'M DANCING - 4/5

    Production is spastic and completely out of left field, but it's not a bad thing. I can see why it's a bonus track, but at the same time I'm here for it ya know? Also this:

     

    17. COUPURE ÉLECTRIQUE - 4/5

    I genuinely am not sure how to rate this one. I don't understand a single word of it because I'm an ignorant monolingual 'Murican, but it's cute. Her vocals are sweet and the production is good, so I guess we'll go with a 4.

     

    OVERALL - 4/5

    I'm so happy she's back. Not just physically there, but she actually seems invested and present in the material in a way she hasn't been for many years, and she delivers a great pop record as a result. The producers work with her voice instead of covering it up, the album feels fresh, and I can tell it's going to be on repeat for a long time.

    Good job Brit, welcome back to the big leagues.

  17. Yeah the album isn't even officially out but here is my first impressions review of all the tracks.

    Invitation - I'm still not over the fact that the intro song is called invitation oprah2 So smart imo. I think this song works really well as an opener, it's an 'invitation' to the rest of the album through a relatively lowkey song that sets the bar for the rest of the album. I loooove the vocal effects and this was an instant favourite from the album for me. 10/10

     

    Make Me... I still love this song. I honestly stand by her decision to make this the lead single, it's clearly one of the most radio friendly songs on the album. The rap however, brit10 I just don't think it fits on the song at all. 9/10

     

    Private Show Idc what y'all say, this song is a bop and a half. The vocals are really weird but I like it and regularly bop to this song. It's my most played on Glory atm. Fight me. The spoken parts and the laugh on the outtro are amazing 9/10

     

    Man on the Moon another stellar pop masterpiece. Again, fight me if you don't like this. It's a fucking bop and the chorus is heavenly. Didn't expect anything less from Godney 10/10

     

    Just Luv Me The production on this track is incredible. Gives me lowkey Revival vibes but I'm okay with that as that album was amazing ny19/10

     

    Clumsy Again, not here for the Clumsy hate, it's another BOP! Oops! brit7 HEEEEEY CLUMSY brit7brit7brit7 9/10

     

    Do You Wanna Come Over? This song has obvious Blackout vibes and I'm here for it. Absolute gem oprah13 10/10

     

    Slumber Party Another instant highlight. LOVE THE PRODUCTION SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH, the chorus is absolutely remarkable cry9 I LIVE FOR BRITNEY SWEARING 10/10

     

    Just Like Me Again, I LOVE THIS SHIT! Kinda screams filler to me but like in a good way? 8/10

     

    Love Me Down DEFINITELY my favourite atm. So much replay value. The chorus omfg cry9cry9cry9cry9cry9cry9 This has so much potential and I'm gonna need a music video for it like yesterday oprah13 10/10

     

    Hard to Forget Ya Ironically, this song is very forgettable to me. Kinda boring, but the chorus is a BOP TO THE TOP 7/10

     

    What You Need This reminds me of Step on Up by Ariana and that is not a good thing brit6 6/10

     

    Better This also sounds very Revival to me and honestly this time that is not a good thing. I also think this song is kinda boring. 6/10

     

    Change Your Mind GEM! I loveeeee the vibes of this song so much, bop 10/10

     

    Liar Y'all are overrating the fuck out of this song. It's a cute bop but definitely not one of the best on the album xtina14 7/10

     

    If I'm Dancing Cute bop but also screams bonus track to me. 8/10

     

    Coupure Électrique This song seems so random to me ??? The French sounds AMAZING but the song is very boring, it goes nowhere. Sounds like a demo. 6/10

     

    Overall, 85%

    This album is incredible. It's just full of fucking BOPS and I love it. I'm sure this score will increase as I listen to the songs more, as I think a lot of them (especially Coupure Electrique) will be growers