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The third official Battle Competition for Sun and Moon will be underway in February. The 2017 International Challenge: February Edition will use the same rules as Video Game Championships and counts towards your Championship Points if you intend to compete in VGC later this year. For the rest of us, this is our chance to get the Beedrillite and Mawilite mega stones which are prizes for entering into the competition. The rules for the competition are listed below:
- The February International Challenge is a 3v3 Double Battle format; where you can battle 15 times a day (45 in total). Pokemon will be reset (up and down) to level 50 for this competition.
- Only Pokemon caught in Sun and Moon between Pokedex Numbers 001-301 can be used
- Zygarde, Cosmog, Cosmoem, Solgaleo, Lunala, Necrozma, Magearna and all Island Scan Pokemon are banned.
- Item usage is permitted but mega stones are banned.
- You cannot use two Pokemon with the same dex number or two or more of the same held item.
More in-depth rules and regulations will be announced shortly. The competition will take place between February 24 and 26 (UTC timezones). Note that if you fail to make your fifteen battles, they will carry over to the next day; however you will not be able to battle after 23:59 UTC on January 26. Sign-ups take place between Feb 16 and Feb 23. If you're unsure how to sign-up; use this short list of pointers:
- Step One: Before the competition begins, go to the festival plaza. Then go online. Click Battle on the touch screen and then 'Download Rules'. Then, download the ruleset of the current battle competition you're going to register for. Step one is now complete.
- Step Two: Create a Pokemon Global Link account. The PGL is a site that maintains a profile for yourself and takes notes of your online scores. Once created, make sure to go back to the plaza and register your current game (to the PGL) from inside the castle. (Speak to the girl near the PC).
- Step Three: Sign-ups will be open for one week before the competition begins. If you fail to sign-up, you won't be able to participate. Log-in to the PGL and sign-up for the competition on it's direct page during this time.
- Step Four: If you're signed up, then make your team. It should go in one of your Battle Boxes. You can only use one team of six (and can't edit it) for the duration of the entire competition. This will not be locked until you begin your first battle on January 27.
- Step Five: When the competition starts, go to the Plaza, then online, then Battle and visit the battle spot and choose 'Online Competition'. You will be thrust into your first battle and your Battle Box will be locked until the competition ends. Good luck and have fun!
For more information on the competition, please check the official Information Briefing HERE. Meanwhile, comment below and lemme know what team y'all are gonna bring to this Battle Comp. There's only a few weeks till the game is underway.
NEON HITCH - ANARCHY
#HuntySUGGESTS: Please, Firetiger, Anarchy, Razorblade
#HuntySKIPS: Intro, Grade & Liquor, No. 1 Lady
Neon Hitch (her actual name) is an English singer, songwriter, and stoner. She was featured on a decently big hit a couple years back by Gym Class Heroes called "Ass Back Home", but has really struggled commercially as an artist, considering that she scrapped her last album concept, Eleutheromaniac, due to monetary issues. I'm relatively new to her discography, but I've pretty much immersed myself in her discography for the past few months. "Fuck U Betta," "Get Over U," and "Yard Sale" constitute my pre-Anarchy trinity, though "Picasso," "Click Click," "Some Like It Hot" and "Subtitles" are all masterpieces!
Going into this album, I was expecting a lot considering the relative quality of her previous work. However, upon first-listen, I was left incredibly disappointed by the overall cheapness of the album, literally. The production is really cheap on songs like "Neighborhood", though I can't really fault her for it considering her various monetary predicaments in the past. But like .... ~50% of the album is either literally freestyled or just comes off as freestyled. The album comes off as quite rushed, which is disappointing.
However, there are a lot of standouts on Anarchy that made the wait ultimately ... mildly worth it. "Please" is a lovely ballad that I personally believe ranks among the best of her discography. It's just a really simple love ballad and I think it's more resonant than a lot of the cuts on the album.. A lot of the album comes off as a drugged haze (all shade to Neon tbh!), but "Firetiger" is a really soulful mess that I also think has a lot of resonance as a whole. According to @Americunt, it was actually intended to be a tribute to Amy Winehouse for three reasons (her being roommates with Amy, the whole tiger/"Lioness" conceit, and the general Frank-esque air to it), which made it come off as a lot more moving to me altogether. I also liked the title track for being boppy (albeit freestyled af), and "Razorblade" for being generally cool. It's a messy album, but the highlights are really nice.
Altogether, I'm not entirely sure if I personally thought the wait for Anarchy was ENTIRELY worth it, considering all the lowlights, but the highlights are awesome and definitely snatch my edges!
#HuntyNITPICKS: Ultimately, you'll prefer it if you're a previous stan of Neon Hitch, but songs like "Please" and "Firetiger" are really beautiful so check those out first tbqmfh
BRIGHT LIGHT BRIGHT LIGHT - CHOREOGRAPHY
#HuntySUGGESTS: Symmetry of Two Hearts, Home. Careful Whisper, Won't Do
#HuntySKIPS: Little Bit, Into the Night, All in the Name
Bright Light Bright Light is the stage moniker of Welsh singer-songwriter Rod Thomas, and his music can loosely be surprised as nu-disco-influenced dance music. His music is very fucking gay, but Choreography is definitely more flamboyantly gay than his previous albums. There's literally a song about rough anal on this album, whereas the gayest he got on Life Is Easy was the saccharine "Lust for Life." Basically, if you're homosexual, you should check out his music because sometimes some male musical dick isn't that bad!
Honestly though, my biggest problem with Choreography was with how bloated it was. It's so gay it's almost hard to swallow (no pun intended!), especially considering the lengths of some songs. Apparently this album was intended to be a concept album of sorts, akin to some kind of stage production, which is why everything is so big and overblown. I understand what he was going for from an artistic perspective, but if you compare songs like "All in the Name" to songs like "There Are No Miracles" ... it's a little much.
Altogether it was a good album though! This album was mostly very hit-and-miss, but the standouts were really nice. "Symmetry of Two Hearts" is definitely my favorite from the album, mostly because it's like shimmering in gay camp. A lot of this album comes off as a male and gay Light Years considering how campy it is in general. Of course, there are a lot of points on the album that are introspective and emotional, like the midtempos "Home" and "Won't Do". Another standout is "Careful Whisper", which is one of the best ballads on here imo. Bright Light x2 ultimately wound up doing the ballads better justice than he did the uptempos, which was funny considering that I thought he did the opposite with his last album.
Ultimately, I thought it was a step down from Life Is Easy, but I personally thought that that was a great album regardless, so it would be hard to top either way. I'll just have to listen to Make Me Believe In Hope in full first to fully assess the quality of this album in comparison to the rest of his discography.
#HuntySUGGESTS: but only if you identify as gay
SHURA - NOTHING'S REAL
#HuntySUGGESTS: White Light (Single Edit), Indecision, Make It Up, Touch
#HuntySKIPS: Kidz 'N' Stuff, The Space Tapes, White Light (Extended Cut)
Shura is the stage name of a winter lesbian named Alexandra Lilah Denton, and she's a singer, songwriter, and producer. I've been into her since "Touch", but my interest as her has been fluctuating over the years: I never liked "2Shy", always felt super indifferent towards "Just Once", but I did like "Indecision" and I did love "White Light". Her music is like ... vaguely chillwave, but she's incorporated heavier beats for this album which was nice!
The process of waiting for this album was excrutiating to say the least given her fucking nerve to make us wait so many years of almost complete silence to wait for shit like "The Space Tapes". The fucking audacity ... this album can be so self-indulgent in that sense to the point that it's almost ridiculous. "The Space Tapes" is legitimately a 10 minute song which is literally three random acapellas, from three different songs on this album, stitched together under an ugly waltz instrumental. She really went fucking overboard and Pitchfork to the max. . She even tainted her best song by elongating it and tacking on a different closer to it, which was ridiculous also. The last two songs literally make up a 20 minute long lull. C'mon hunty ...
She's lucky I like her though! The production here is like really rich and it works a lot better for the more immersive songs on the album like "White Light" and "Touch". "Make It Up" and the title track are the two best new cuts from Nothing's Real, but they still strike me as mildly fillery tbh. The strongest songs on the album are the pre-release singles barring "The Space Tapes'. "White Light" has a really nice groove to it that strikes me as disco-influenced, which is cool though I do prefer the curtailed single cut because it was spread pretty thin across the album extended cut. "Indecision" and "Touch" are super glossy and really resonant, which is also something I can even say about "2Shy" which I don't even care about that much. I really wished she remastered "Just Once" though and put it on the album because there were a lot of places that it'd have worked out for her better than certain album tracks (i.e. "Kidz 'N' Stuff I mean wow pls).
Overall, it was a disappointment but it was still good! It was one of the stronger albums released this month but definitely not the strongest, as that probably went to something a lot more coherent like For All We Know. Maybe the album will be more effective for people who are first sampling Shura, but the contrast between the already-released singles and the now-released album tracks is .... glaringly obvious.
#HuntySUGGESTS: ultimately, it could've been a lot better, but I think it'll sound a lot better to fresh ears than it did for me! I did like it regardless though
also I just wanted to remind everyone of the superior single!
Don't Knock Twice
The Lake on Clinton Road
The Haunted World of El Superbeasto
Pokémon the Movie: Volcanion and the Mechanical Marvel
Trick 'r Treat
The Stare (Japanese)
The Crooked Man
Devil in the Dark
TMNT Half-Shell Heroes: Blast to the Past (Kid movie, xD)
Ju-on: The Grudge (Japanese)
Johnny Frank Garrett's Last Word
The Axe Murders of Villisca
The Other Side of the Door
Sadako vs. Kayako (Japanese)
The Autopsy of Jane Doe
Return to House on Haunted Hill
feeling like I'm the only person that likes every single cover except the Japanese ver. tbh.
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1) Glow - Excellent song. I love the opening and how the song builds up. The passion in her vocals is also outstanding in this song. I love how powerful the song is overall 9/10
2) Wait - Perhaps my fave song on the EP. I love the dreamy beginning and again the passion within this song. Overall just a beautiful song 9.5/10
3) Break This Heartbreak - A total bop. While it is a bit lyrically empty - the song flows so nicely and the instrumental breaks are out of this world. An experience 9/10
4) Chasing Ghosts - Very interesting song with a very interesting intro. I love the lyrics and flow to this song overall. However I think I might like the demo a little more 8.5/10
Overall this is a fantastic and solid piece of work. It has interesting and eclectic production as well as good lyrics. I know Kylie + Garibay is most people's faves out of the two - but I think this one is superior. If KM14 was anything like this EP I'd be over the moon
Kylie + Garibay
1) Black and White - A fantastic song. The production is a total bop and I really enjoy the lyrics on this track in particular. Heartbreaklie strikes again. I've grown to appreciate Shaggy on this track but still would have liked if he was kept - also the Extended Version is better. Still a 9/10
2) If I Can't Have You - Ok like the first minute of the song is this Sam guy singing so points immediately lost there The production is fairly good but the song is a bit bland overall. I love her vocals at the very end though 7.5/10
3) Your Body - Ok Giorgio's talking at the beginning should have been KEPT. That being said this is a good song. The production and flow along with her voice are pretty worthy of praise. The song is a bit lyrically empty but Overall it's an 8/10
Overall this EP isn't my fave out of the two. I think Sleepwalker is considerably better (though many would disagree with me). The features drag down the EP IMO but still it's a fairly solid piece of work - and Black and White is literally one of her best songs from the past 7 years.
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Tokio Hotel - Dream Machine
So, my Dream Machine Box finally arrived! And I almost had a heart attack when I found out it was signed!
The thing is, only the first 500 copies were supposed to be signed, and I ordered from the second batch, when the first batch was already immediately sold out. So I was legit #SHOOK when I opened the packaging and saw that mine was signed! So HAPPY!
This beautifully illustrated box features:
- Dream Machine album
- Dream Machine album acoustic
- Vinyl of the "What If" single
- Bill's personal Bucket List
- Bills personal Notebook
Now in this notebook are all the lyrics partially handwritten and typed up, other personal notes from him and a LOT of cute pictures.
I'm so in love with it! <33
Episode One - "Trouble In Chicago"
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Hannah. 23 years old. The oldest sister in a family of three kids. The sister that keeps everything going. She hops out of bed, puts her clothes on, and heads down stairs, ready to start the day as usual. Her father, Sylk, is laying passed out on the floor. She sighs and calls for her younger brothers, Taylor and Cody, to come help carry him out. Usually they just drop him off in the yard and leave him there until he wakes up, but this time she had something else in mind. All three of them picked him up and carried him out the back door, down the steps, and into the back yard. They lay him down for a brief moment so that Taylor and Cody can listen to Hannah's plan, and just to rest. "Maybe he should drop a few pounds," Taylor says. "Yeah, at least then if he's gonna leave us to carry his rank ass out of the house every day he wouldn't be as hard to carry." Cody says. They all laugh. "Okay, here's what we're going to do..." Hannah says. "We'll carry him to the nearest dumpster and drop him off there. Even if it gets emptied while he's still in there, it won't really make a difference in our lives." Taylor and Cody both agreed with the plan. They once again lift his body back up and carry him to the nearest dumpster where they eventually drop him off and head back to the house.
Taylor. 18 years old. The youngest sibling by 9 months, a senior in High School. He has plans to study and train to become an EMT. He leaves the house and heads over to his friend Lily's house. He arrived at her house and knocked at the door, but instead was greeted by her brother, Hylia. Hylia smiled and grabbed onto Taylor's shirt, pulling him into the house. They made their way back to his room and closed the door. "Is your father home?" Taylor asks. "No, he's probably being arrested for DUI as we speak." Hylia replies. They both take off their clothes and start going at it. Suddenly, they hear the front door open and quickly get their clothes back on and try to act natural. Lily walks down the hallway and into her bedroom. They both let out a sigh of relief. Hylia's father is nothing shy of a vile creature, hated by everyone in the city, been in and out of prison more times than you could count on both hands. Oh, and one more thing - Taylor and Hylia would both be shot dead right then and there if he caught them.
Cody. 18 years old. The middle sibling, older than Taylor by 9 months, he is also a senior in High School. Most people would describe him as... a grade A asshole. It's too bad smarts can't buy a better personality. He heads home with a black eye that he got after getting into a fight with a guy at school, a guy who happens to be dating a girl he slept with... on multiple occasions. This is not an anomaly when it comes to Cody's sex life, he is the definition of a whore. It'd take less time to name the girls he hasn't slept with as apposed to the ones he has. He gets home and goes straight to the fridge to get an ice pack and apply it straight to his eye. Hannah comes down stairs and notices the black eye, she just rolls her eyes and moves on. Cody then heads over to his "friend" Maraj's house, where they sit outside on the front steps, pop a pack of cigarettes, and start smoking.
Sylk. 50. The father of three children. A raging alcoholic. Blows all of his disability checks on booze and Mariah Carey CDs. His eyes start to open, all alone in a dumpster, in the dark... "What the fuck?!?!" Sylk screams. He manages to get the lid off the dumpster and climbs out, somehow smelling even cleaner than he did before he got thrown in there. He makes his way down the alley, stumbling as he walks, and eventually makes his way to his street. He walks up the sidewalk and up to the front door, into the house. Everyone is having dinner and pays no attention to him until he says "Hellloooooo, my wonderful family, I'm home!" Everyone looks at him and then goes back to their food. "Ungrateful rodents." Sylk mumbles under his breath. Sylk makes his way into the kitchen and grabs a bottle of booze, then he stumbles back out of the house and falls down the steps into a huge pile of dog shit. "Fuck," he says. "Why must I always fall head first into Jennifer Lopez's discography?" he exclaims, angrily wiping the shit off his face with a leaf. Sylk then lays back down and falls asleep outside in the front yard, most likely knocked out from all the drugs he combined earlier.
The neighbors, Aidan and Diamond, make their way into the house with a fresh pan of lasagna. "Hey bitches!" Diamond says, strutting into the house in a new pair of heels. "Are those heels Versace?" Hannah asks. "Yeah, my baby got them for me as a gift for our 3rd anniversary!" Diamond replies. "Wow, I wish I had a man that wasn't cheap." Hannah says. "Maybe you should get out and find yourself a sugar daddy, I'm sure there's lots of old geezers out there that can still get it up and would love to buy you shit." Diamond says. They sit down and the whole family begins eating. Yet another long day behind them in the Gallagher household.
@Hannah. as Hannah Gallagher
@Sylk as Sylk Gallagher
@Taylor as Taylor Gallagher
@Daenerys as Cody Gallagher
@Hylia as Hylia Mylkovich
@TattooedHeart as Lily Mylkovich
@Aidan. as Aidan Balls
@Diamond as Diamond Fisher
@Hyun. as Hyun Jackson
@Maraj as Maraj Jackson
@Saiga as Saiga Lishman
@AwayForAWhile as Winndy Gallagher
Re-occurring Roles/Guest Stars:
@Kali as Kali Smart
@blankdreams. as Blank Lishman
@My Everything as Luca Lishman
@Michael. as Michelle Nikolaev
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i dont have a verse I yet and idk if i wanna repeat the chorus 2 at the end a second time
You can't fix whats broken
So stop trying
Stop trying to fix me
You're such a fool
For thinking i can be fixed
I ain't broken
I'm still in one piece
But i can't say the same for you
Stop kidding yourself
I know you wanna let it out
But it just can't be done
What's broken will forever heal
You can't fix whats broken
So stop trying
Stop trying to fix me
You're such a fool
For thinking i can be fixed
I ain't broken
I'm still in one piece
But i can't say the same for you
I can't tell you how many times
Someone's tried to fix me
I've lost count
You aren't the first to try
But you won't be the last
You can't fix whats broken
So stop trying
Stop trying to fix me
Why ya gotta be such a fool?
For thinking i can be fixed
I'm not broken
I didn't fall to pieces
But i can't say the same for you, my dear
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Bananarama is a British pop group best known for their 80s hits such as Really Saying Something, Cruel Summer, Robert De Niro's Waiting and their cover of Venus.
They released 10 albums so far. In the end of the 80s Siobhan Fahey left the group and a new girl joined them and left them in 1991. Since then Bananarama acts like a duo.
Bananarama is singles act and their albums have been collections of fillers most of the time. Don't even bother with their 90s and 2000s stuff. It is shit. The 80s is the only period when they released some great and solid material. After the 80s, their music became worse than those 80s fillers.
Songs you should have in your pop collection:
From Deep Sea Skiving (1983) album: Really Saying Something, Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye
From Bananarama (1984) album : Cruel Summer, Robert De Niro's Waiting
From True Confessions (1986) album : Do Not Disturb, Venus
From Wow! (1987) album: I Can't Help It
What about albums?
The only album that you might check out is True Confessions. It isn't amazing, but it has their most iconic song, Venus, and contains the most solid material.
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Episode 01 - The Rainbow Wedding (Apr 2nd, 2017)
(POV - Cody, Hylia)
Weddings bells chime for TLATON's favorite couple! Hylia and the gang oversee all planning! Unfortunately this wedding will be someone's last.
Episode 02 - Love Child (Apr 9th, 2017)
(POV - Hylia)
Mayor Tiny comes knocking. Hylia reveals his dark past, but will Diamond take him back?
Episode 03 - TBD (Apr 16th, 2017)
(POV - Lily)
Episode 04 - TBD (TBD)
Episode 05 - TBD (TBD)
(POV - TBD)
Episode 06 - TBD (TBD)
(POV - TBD)
Episode 07 - Killer Within: Pt 2 (TBD)
(POV - Multiple)
Episode 08 - Ghost (TBD)
(POV - Multiple)
Episode 09 - One Sweet Day (TBD)
(POV - Multiple)
What's past is prologue.Spoiler
OFFICIAL CONFIRMED CAST:
@Hyun. as Hyun Tanaka
@Taylor as Taylor Jerkimayer
@Hannah. as Hannah Dimaggio
@Daenerys as Cody Garrett
@Hylia as Hylia Amos
@Halcyon as Halcyon Marek
@Diamond as Diamond Dotts
@Maraj as Maraj Trin Dad
@Kali as Kali Mccormick
@Royale as Royale Crawford
@Kaulitz. as Billy Frank
@Dr. Slay as Slay Maflay
@Juinae as Juinae Hancock
@Rachel Berry as Rachel Carey
@Chris Morlock as Chris Ventura
@Hermione as Mayor Tiny Flittle Cows
@TattooedHeart as Lily Uchrich
@Skyline as Skyline Vermon
@Liam as Liam Decson
@#Music as Daniel Bobdection
@Cosmic - TDB
Omg this album is just so amazing my top 3 of 2016 tbh she could manage this era so well too, it's just a masterpiece grammy worthy
2.Thinking Bout You
Special Mention to:
I can't believe i slept over Moonlight and Greedy so much time omg they are so fucking good and nice single material (actually i doubt that they will be released at some point but who knows) Sometimes, Thinking Bout You and Everyday have been my favorite songs of the record since the album was released, i've never stopped loving these songs, and i'm glad that at least one of them (Everyday) could make it as single (Sometimes or TBY would've been better ) Into You is a fucking bop and Dangerous Woman was a good lead, tho another song would've been better
Less Favorite Tracks:
1.Step On Up
3.Leave Me Lonely
I don't even bother to listen these songs, they are bored, well sometimes just sometimes i bop at Step On Up but i'm glad it's just a bonus track after all
3.Side to Side
4.Let Me Love You
I know focus isn't part of the album at all (well it's a japanese bonus track) but i rank it anyway, i have to make clear that i like more the Dangerous Woman A Capella video than the oficial video, but it's still nice
My singles choices would be like:
4.Knew Better/Forever Boy
5.Side to Side
7.Sometimes/Thinking Bout You Double Single
I think that Into You as lead single would have been better recieved by the public more than Dangerous Woman was, but after the hype, Dangerous Woman would have been a good single choice, Moonlight maybe just a promo single because it's not that commercial but a good video would make it nice, Knew Better/Forever Boy is a bop!! slay mama, Side to Side returned her the hype because it's a fucking bop and that song was everywhere, Everyday because yes and Sometimes/Thinking Bout You double single/video to end the era
Dangerous Woman 8/10
Be Alright 6/10
Into You 9/10
Side to Side 7/10
Let Me Love You 6/10
Leave Me Lonely 5/10
I Don't Care 6/10
Bad Decisions 8/10
Touch It 7/10
Knew Better/Forever Boy 8/10
Thinking Bout You 10/10
Step On Up 6/10
Jason's Song 4/10
Scream Queens: FOTP Row
Episode Seven - It's Party Time
Taylor sits at her vanity, head hanging down, tears falling down leaving streaks of mascara on her face. "It's ok Taylor. Don't let Jakob and his horrible dad get to you like that. It's our last night here, lets make the most of it." Taylor lifts her head up and looks at herself in the mirror. She puts her hair up in a ponytail and starts to fix her eye makeup and the makeup that is covering up her black eye. They suddenly hear a knock on the door so Diamond gets up to see who is there. As she unlocks the door and opens up the door, the sound of blasting music and party goers floods the bedroom. "Hey y'all, sorry I'm late. Let's get this over with please." Hannah says rushing through the door, holding a bottle of vodka. Hannah then sees Taylor sitting at her vanity, wiping the tears from her face. "What happened to her?" Hannah whispers to Diamond as she passes off the bottle. "The dinner with Jakob's dad didn't go very well." Diamond whispers back. "Ok ladies." Taylor says as she finishes up the last of her makeup, collects herself, and stands up. "Let's have our final toast." She continues as she goes over to the dresser and picks up three shot glasses. "Wait shouldn't we wait for Hylia to get here?" Hannah says as Taylor hands her a shot glass. "She texted me saying that she's not gonna be able to make it to the party in time and to start without her so..." Diamond says as she pours a shot of vodka into Hannah's glass. "Don't either of you find it kind of odd that we haven't seen Hylia in days?" Hannah asks. "Meh, not really. She's probably riding Mr. Onika's dick some more times before she leaves forever." Taylor says. "The sad part is that Mr. Onika is actually married. Can you imagine the feeling of finding out that your husband has been cheating on you with some college slut?" Diamond says. "Who cares. If that's what they want, let her get that dick. For now, I want to have a toast with my sisters and dance the night away one last time." Taylor says as she gets her shot glass filled with vodka. "Ladies, this one is for us. I know this year has been pretty rough but we stuck it out and made it out alive." Taylor says reaching her glass out. "And Hannah, I know we kind of lost touch this year, but I'm glad you're here tonight." She continues, looking at Hannah with a small smile on her face. "Taylor....I just wanted to say I'm sorry for what happened this afternoon. Everything just got completely out of control and..." Hannah says before getting cut off. "Don't worry about it. I deserved it honestly." Taylor says. "Aww this is so cute! We're all true sisters again!" Diamond says with a huge smile on her face.
"Cheers bitches!" Taylor shouts as all three girls extend and clink each others shot glasses against one another. Each girl then downs their shot, Hannah and Taylor take it like champs however Diamond has to force it down. "Whew, that's some strong stuff." Diamond says as she looks any the vodka label. There is then another knock on the door. "Is that Hylia?" Hannah shouts. "No it's Royale! Let me in, it's an emergency!" Royale shouts from the other side of the door. Taylor sighs and rolls her eyes as she unlocks the door and lets Royale in. "Ok girls, I have some pretty bad news..." Royale says as she enters the room. Taylor closes the door and stands with her arms crossed. "Well? Spit it out bitch!" Taylor says. Royale then takes a huge breath. "Tiny was bailed out of jail. He's free." She says. "Why should we care? Tiny isn't the killer." Hannah says. "Oh ok lets not get crazy now. Tiny is definitely not guilt free at this point." Diamond says. "Why not? He was rotting in a jail cell when Slay was killed." Hannah says. "Well, he could have had a partner or something." Royale says. "That's true. However I highly doubt Tiny is going to shown up to the biggest party of the year and start killing people. Him showing up would automatically get the police called." Taylor says. "Well thank you for the update sweetie, now go get some cock! You've been single all year, stop starring at our tits and start staring at some dick!" Taylor says as she rushes Royale out of the room.
Before Taylor has the chance to close the door, a foot steps in and stops the door from closing. "Hey fucker move your foot." Taylor says as she opens the door before realizing who was standing there. Diamond sees Hyun standing in the doorway and she automatically feels pissed off. "And just where the hell have you been?" Hyun says as he enters the room. "Whoa dude, who said you could come in my room?" Taylor says. Diamond then storms out of the room and Hyun throws his hands up in the air. "Do either of you know what her deal is?" Hyun asks Taylor and Hannah. "Leave me out of this." Hannah says, grabbing her bottle of vodka and leaving the room.
Aidan and Sylk lay in a bed in a dark bedroom. They are completely undressed except for their underwear. Sylk lays in the bed as Aidan is on top of her, kissing her as hard as possible. "Are we allowed to be in here?" Aidan says as he and Sylk stop making out. "Who the fuck cares at this point." Sylk says, shoving Aidan's face back onto hers. Aidan begins taking Sylks' underwear off.
Diamond is walking quickly through the house with an annoyed expression on her face. Hyun follows quickly behind her. "Babe seriously where have you been? I wanted to fuck in the hot tub earlier! They put bubbles in there, no one would have known!" Hyun yells as he follows Diamond. Diamond ignores him and keeps walking. "Why are you so mad, bitch? I didn't;t fucking do anything!" Hyun yells. Diamond stops dead in her tracks but doesn't turn around right away. "You're completely right, you didn't do anything." Diamond says, facing away from Hyun. "That's exactly why I'm pissed. You don't do ANYTHING but ask me to make you cum. When was the last time you ever did anything for me?" Diamond says as she turns around, looking angrier than ever. "Babe, you getting my dick in you is plenty for you." Hyun says as he bites his lip and tries reaching for her ass, however before he's able to, Diamond slaps him across the face and whispers, "We're done." before storming off. "FINE! I don't need you anyway! I can get any girl I want anyway! No chick can deny me!" Hyun yells. "Fuck off!" Diamond yells back. Hyun stands around for a few seconds before he sees a few hot girls in the crowd and starts walking towards them.
Taylor stands outside in the alley way, constantly looking at her phone. She receives a message from Jakob saying "Here." but she can't see him. A person wearing a hooded graduation gown then appears behind her. Taylor turns around and she has a huge smile on her face. "Jakob is that you?" Taylor says. "Come on Jakob, knock it off..." She continues. No answer. "Jakob...." She says as she stops walking and starts to walk backwards. However she quickly stops as she walks right into Jakob who was standing right behind her. "Hey I'm right here." Jakob says. Taylor quickly turns around and gives him a hug. She then turns back around to see that the person she was talking to is now gone. "Taylor please forgive me..." Jakob says. "I know what my dad did was fucked up, but I can't stand up for you. Not to him at least." He continues. "But why not? I thought you loved me. I thought you wanted to be with me." Taylor says. "Oh trust me, I do. You have given me the best sex I have ever had." Jakob says. "But my dad is paying for all of my stuff right now, if I stand up to him, I'll be the most poor person on earth. I'll be like Diamond, but hotter and with a better personality." He says. "Then when are we going to be able to be together?" Taylor asks, sounding defeated. "Later this summer when my dad officially hands the company down to me. He'll announce his retirement, make me the new CEO, and then we can run off and get hitched." Jakob says with a smile on his face. "Oh wow Jakob, that sounds wonderful." Taylor says giving Jakob a kiss. She then gives him a huge hug, but Jakob looks off into the distance with an suspicious look on his face.
Aidan and Sylk lay back in the bed, Aidan wrapping his arm around Sylk. Both have big smiles on their faces. "Do you think we should go back out to the party?" Aidan says. "Who cares about the party when the only entertainment we need is each other?" Sylk says. They begin passionately kissing each other and Aidan starts getting on top of Sylk again. However, the door starts to creek open. Aidan and Sylk only notice the door opening due to the pounding music and party goers start to get louder. "Whoa hey, occupied!" Aidan says, quickly getting off of Sylk. "Hey dude, leave!" Sylk says as she throws a pillow at the person standing in the doorway. "Hey it's great you graduated buddy. Take that gown off now though, no one here is impressed. And scram while you're at it." Aidan says. The person then walks into the room, slowly closes the door behind them, and locks it. "What the hell are you doing, get out of here!" Sylk yells. The person in the hooded graduation gown begins to slowly get closer and closer. "Aidan..." Sylk says, as she starts to get more and more scared. The person then whips out a knife and charges at the couple. Aidan then pushes Sylk out of the bed right as the killer stabs Aidan in the head. Sylk then looks and screams as loud as possible, however the party outside blocks out her cries. The killer then takes the knife out of Aidan's head and watches his lifeless body fall. They then look at Sylk who is now crawling backwards, terrified. Sylk isn't able to get much further until she hits the wall. The killer then starts walking over to Sylk, holding the knife up. Sylk lets out a huge scream before the killer holds the knife up and swings it down at Sylk.
* means you are a series regular but do not appear in this episode
@Taylor- Taylor Swenson
@Hannah.- Hannah Rogers
@Diamond- Diamond Jones
@Hylia- Hylia DeMarco*
@Sylk- Sylk Travers
@Liam- Lia Evans*
@Royale- Royale Mason
@Daenerys- Cody James*
@Hyun.- Hyun DeMarco*
@Kali- Ms. Kali*
@Michael.- Michelle Probst*
@Aidan.- Aidan Chen
@Halcyon- Jakob Rockefeller
@Maraj- Maraj Probst*
@Tiny Little Bows- Tiny Wiser*
@TattooedHeart- Lily Chapman*
@Dr. Slay- Slay Patterson*
@Rachel Berry- Rachel Berry*
I know I love boys since 8 years but in the last couple of days I think about girls. It sounds dump but I think maybe I turn into a Bisexual person.
I had a 3 days relationship with a Girl 7 years ago and it was the worst thing ever! I felt it was wrong to do that. Since this expirience I knew I LOVE BOYS!
My love life is pure trouble, I mean I fell in love and my heart got broken every time. In 2012 I created an account on a Gay Forum/Community.
I only chatted with guys and 1 year later I met someone from the Forum. We had a blowjob date. It was horrible. Maybe it wasn't the right time or I was depressed at that time.
The last 2 years I did more of those things. I was never happy after it. It could be that I was really depressed and hurt from other boys in my school.
I felt like I got colder and colder to these kind of things (especially falling in love with boys). I wanted to be single and I wanted to be happy with it but I was not.
I don't want to blame it all on my depression, maybe now I think that I should left this road and see if there's something on the other side of the sea.
I watched a Lesbian porn and I came and it turned me on I was like "am I Bisexual now?". I found Vaginas never attractive but it made my penis hard.
I thought about kissing a girl too and it wasn't that bad as I thought. I thought about having sex with a girl but what if I couldn't get hard. That would be so embarrassing.
My question is am I still gay or am I bisexual?
This ranking is for the one and only queen: Madonna, bitch. ~I Don't Give A paraphrase reference~ I decided to do this because why not? I'm still on my little break but this gives me something to do and I love doing these so far even though they flop.
WARNING: I'm putting the first one in a spoiler because it is a very unpopular opinion and I don't need y'all bitching. If you open the spoiler, you are agreeing to not be a little bitch.
This album just doesn't do ANYTHING for me. I rarely listen to it and if I do, it's just the highlights. Pls don't hurt me.
Highlights: Papa Don't Preach, Open Your Heart, Where's The Party, True Blue
Can Go Suck A Dick: Love Makes The World Go Round, Jimmy Jimmy
12: Like A Virgin
This album has some AMAZING songs but the fillers are FILLERS and so generic and just dated trash. Love Don't Live Here Anymore is underrated.
Highlights: Angel, Like A Virgin, Love Don't Live Here Anymore, Dress You Up, Shoo-Bee-Doo (pls don't hurt me)
Can Go Suck A Dick: Material Girl (pls don't hurt me), Over And Over
Pretty dated but pretty catchy and an amazing debut. Not much to say about it really
Highlights: Lucky Star, Burning Up, I Know It, Holigay, Think Of Me
Can Go Suck A Dick: Borderline
She could have done better but this album isn't as bad as everyone says. It's just messy tbh. Home of the should have been hit single I'm Addicted. Some songs are borderline G E N E R I C ie Girl Gone Wild, Turn Up The Radio, etc but she pulls some of them off. I wish she didn't try to be so edgy this era but at least we got some holy BOPS.
Highlights: Girl Gone Wild, Gang Bang, I'm Addicted, Nicki's verse on I Don't Give A, Love Spent, Falling Free, Beautiful Killer, Best Friend
Can Go Suck A Dick: Give Me All Your No, the rest of I Don't Give A
9: Hard Candy
Truly underrated by Madonna stans. It is nowhere near as bad as all of you say it is. Literally only a couple duds. Yeah, she cased trends but she did it PERFECTLY. So many great bops on this album that all of you WASTE. Give It 2 Me should have smashed tbh
Highlights: Give It 2 Me, Miles Away, She's Not Me, Beat Goes On, Devil Wouldn't Recognize You, Voices, Ring My Bell, the album cover shoot
Can Go Suck A Dick: 4 Minutes, Spanish Lesson
8: Like A Prayer
Blah blah blah art blah amazing blah pure artistry blah blah game changer blah blah blah. IDGAF. Yes, mature artistic game changing iconic controversial album, I agree. But some songs just didn't age well or just suck dick. Hate me. I truly respect the artistry of the album but I still find it a tad overrated. Oh Father is one of my fave songs from her.
Highlights: Like A Prayer, Express Yourself, Till Death Do Us Part, Oh Father, Keep It Together, Spanish Eyes
Can Go Suck A Dick: Love Song, Promise To Try, Dear Jessie
7: Confessions On A Dance Floor
Used to be my favorite Madonna album but some of it hasn't aged well. I still love it and think it is still almost flawless and a great comeback. This album just delivers so much. Production. Lyrics. Looks. SERVED
Highlights: Hung Up, Get Together, Sorry, Let It Will Be, Forbidden Love, How High, Isaac
Can Go Suck A Dick: I Feel Love ripoff, I Hate Myself, Push (me over a cliff)
6: American Life
An edgier Ray Of Light. She tried perfecting the formula of Music but made a few missteps but still B+ for effort. I do find this album is pretty overrated by fans because it's so edgy and SOME NOT ALL just wanna seem edgy. This album does have great moments though and she really delivers. Lyrics are SERVED (Except in a couple songs). Same with looks kinda. Nothing Fails was the hit that got away, so magical and one of my faves from her. Easy Ride is probably in my top 10 songs and is a pure masterpiece. Die Another Day is unnecessarily hated on.
Highlights: Hollywood, Love Profusion, Nobody Knows Me, Nothing Fails, Die Another Day, Easy Ride, the original American Life video
Can Go Suck A Dick: American Life, the released video of American Life
5: Ray Of Light
I used to HATE this album but I have since since the (ray of) light! Basically an updated Like a Prayer except better! Except a couple songs... Anyways, Nothing Reall Matters and Skin should have SMASHED
Highlights: Swim, Ray Of Light, Skin, Nothing Really Matters, Sky Fits Heaven, Frozen, The Power Of Good-Bye, the vocals
Can Go Suck A Dick: Shitty/Ashtray
4: Rebel Heart
I know I'm going to get hate for this album being so high but it truly is almost flaw free. Messy but still almost perfect. A couple songs should have been cut, a couple songs should not have been changed from the demo (looking at you Rebel Heart. Madonna, what's good?? Avicii slayed that version). I relate to a lot of this album and has a special place in my little gay heart. Hate me for it bitches. So underrated and should have done SO much better. Also, Bitch I'm Madonna BOPS.
Highlights: Living For Love, Devil Pray, Ghosttown, Unapologetic Bitch, Illuminati, Bitch I'm Madonna, Joan Of Arc, Iconic, Holy Water, Best Night, Veni Vidi Vici, S.E.X., Messiah, Rebel Heart, Auto-Tune Baby, Beautiful Scars, Addicted
Can Go Suck A Dick: Body Shop, Graffiti Heart
Erotic, Erotic, put your hands all over my iconic copy of this controversial album. So fucking amazing, well written masterpiece. Should have done a lot better than it did. It's dark, beautiful, heartbreaking lyrics. In my opinion, her most mature.
Highlights: Erotica, Fever, Deeper And Deeper, Bad Girl, Waiting, Words, Why's It So Hard, Secret Garden, Bad Girl video
Can Go Suck A Dick: Did You Do It?
Hate me for this, idc. I really think this is her most forgotten album. This album is really sentimental to me so it holds a special place in my heart. I had the CDS of Music when it first came out but I didn't know who it was but it slayed me and I always wondered who it was. Then in 2011, Gaga got me into Madonna and this was the first album I listened to and I stanned. This is a flawless album that should have done better, had more singles, and deserves more all together.
Highlights: Music, Impressive Instant, Runaway Lover, I Deserve It, Amazing, Nobody's Perfect, Don't Tell Me, Paradise (Not For Me), Gone, American Pie
Can Go Suck A Dick: The people who discredit this album
1: Bedtime Stories
So personal, sad, and incredibly done. There isn't a dull moment on this piece of art. Definitely underrated and deserves so much more than what it got. The singles (except Take A Bow) deserved more. Trend chasing but done immaculately. Some of the songs on this album are in my top 10 of hers. This album really speaks for itself.
Highlights: Survival, Secret, Inside Of Me, Human Nature, Forbidden Love, Love Tried To Welcome Me, Sanctuary, Bedtime Story
Can Go Suck A Dick: Your Honesty not making the album
Ryanism of the day: Don't forget to take care of yourself first
I haven’t written about my life for a long time now. Maybe most of you thought I may have finally found someone. Finally found what I was looking for, but no. As of today I am starting to feel that love is just not made for me. Whenever love comes around the bad luck start.
Let’s first go back to February. In January I talked about Steve right? Well, he suddenly told me he was seeing someone now, so I was no option for him anymore. Okay, that isn’t a first for me. YAY, again!
Then something else happened. Let’s just say I tried something new. I slept with someone who I didn’t even knew on forehand and to be honest, it was kind of nice. It was maybe even the best sex I’ve had so far, but afterwards I didn’t feel right. It just isn’t made for me. I only do it when I desperate, which I was at that time.
I also had some new dates again. First off, the weirdest one. I had a date with a Syrian Refugee. I know right… But he was so hot on his pictures, I just wanted to meet him. Well, he was kind of disappointing in real life, but on the other hand. Now I got a full on source to tell me what it is like in those refugee camps and everything. I want to know about stuff like that. It was a nice afternoon, but it stayed with that. Then there was Richard, a very cute guy, with a lot of same interests as me. We drank some beers at his house and kissed. It felt quite good. But, you can already guess it so far. In the end he didn’t wanted to go through with it. He just came out of a relationship and wasn’t sure what to do now. He told me that I shouldn’t worry, that I’m a cute guy and that he actually liked me.
Yeah sure. How many times have I heard this so far now? I can’t even count them anymore.
Then there was Ferry. Also a cute guy, but his pictures were just way better. But, I actually quite liked him as a person. It felt like quite a good match. So in the end I was like, let’s try this. This could work.
But no. He didn’t want to.
I know you have written me a lot of great things. I need to hold on, I will find someone etc. But let’s be very real here. Is it normal for someone to have this bad luck in life? As of this moment I’m just not sure anymore and it just hurts me. I can't even remember if I talked about every date in this blog. Some don't even stay with me, because I get rejected and I move on. Like said before past dates all find their true match, while I just swerve from date to date and it never seems to work. In the end guys just don’t seem to like me. I’m unlovable. I’ve never felt this much pain in my head, cause I more and more feel like it just isn’t made for me. Love.
Yeah I’m 21. Yeah I will find it. Keep saying those things to me. But as of this day. When I got my new rejection, it felt more real to me. I’m lost. Maybe not everyone finds their match. Maybe there are some people who just need to live their life alone.
Maybe I am one of those. There is no love allowed for me.
Hey guys I have no idea how to say any of this but a few days ago i had a drug overdose (i can't remember what the pills are called though but please keep reading) and had a really bad seizure and ended up with a swollen black eye (which i can't explain how I got it so nobody even knows how it happened not even me) and ended up in the hospital and just stayed there for 3 days. It was the most miserable 3 days in the hospital of my life (then again who would enjoy doctors pinching all over your arms with needles and dealing with an IV that ended up giving you a huge ass bruise? and nurses waking you up in the middle of the night just to take your blood pressure? someone not human that's who). Ok let's back up the beginning of february where i was sitting in my Psychiatrists office. He prescribed me with pills that has 300 doses (which I was suppose to have) but i felt that wasn't enough so I asked him if he could give me bigger doses but he warned me that it wasn't very therapeutic to prescribe bigger doses than the ones already prescribed to me. But i urged him to because all i wanted was to have a better way to focus so he prescribed me with pills that have 450 doses (which yes its too much) he told me how unwise it is for me to take this much doses but i was so naiive i didn't bother to listen all i wanted was to be more attentive so i risked it anyway. Two weeks later i was sitting in my classroom just listening to my teacher telling some story but unfortunately that's all i remembered doing because the next minute i started waking up (appearently i found out i fainted not to mention my uncontrollable body shaking) confused and nauseous and i was taken to West Palm hospital to find out why that happened and the doctors said that happened because of stress and lack of eating (because remember we didnt think it was the pills that was doing this so we still had no idea) so when i came home i tried eating more and tried to lessen my stress level and to be honest i thought i was doing a good job. Until two weeks later i was in my room just looking at my dog because i just love how fat and fluffy she looked and then 20 minutes later i woke up on the floor with my left eye barely even opening and just hurting super badly and then i started feeling nauseous and i wanted to vomit in my bathroom but i couldn't move or get up so i ended up vomiting on the floor and then when i finally got the strength to get up to go to my bathroom, i heard the bathroom light on (but i never checked if it was locked or not mainly because i was in the state of not being able to think straight) so i thought someone was in there and instead just ran to my mom's bathroom and she asked me what happened (but i couldnt tell her because i wasn't even speaking direct english like nothing i was saying made sense) and then i just vomitted in her toilet, i couldn't carry my own weight so i held the sides of the toilet bowl with my hands (again i wasnt thinking so it didn't cross my mind that it was a gross thing to do) and then i started to wipe my saliva off my face with my hand (again i didn't know i was doing it) and my mom just told me to wash my hands and i did and when i looked up at the mirror i wanted to know what it is i was feeling on my right eye and when i removed my hair to see it my mom gasped and just yelled out to my dad to call 911. I was so confused as to why she would call 911 (i wasn't thinking it was a big deal) so they did and repeatedly my mom asked me "who am i?" "who am i?" and i kept telling her "my mom" "my mom". Then the ambulence came and they took me to St.Mary's hospital and i had to stay there for 3 miserable days. I hated the food, i hated getting shots, i hated the IV the ambulence guy did to me because thanks to him i have a big bruise on my right arm and i complained about it to the nurses so they had to fix it but she screwed up three fucken times and so then this male doctor came and it only took him one time so it kind of helped ease the pain a little. Still hated it though. Anyways all day i was in bed but i had visitors (my mom stayed the whole time) my dad came everyday to see me, my uncle came to see me and my boyfriend came to see me too. I remembered crying that second day i was there and my uncle, dad, and even my boyfriend just comforted me telling me everything will be ok even when i didn't feel it was going to be. I was so miserable i hated pain, sometimes i think of death as an alternative because everyone knows that once you're dead you won't be able to feel pain anymore. But i knew i had to pull through so i did no matter how much pain i was feeling physically and emotionally or how weak i could even walk or pick up my own weight i knew i was stronger than that i don't just fall down easily unless someone pushes me. I never knew when to stop at things until i know i can overcome it and when i want to achieve something i never stop until i do and my achievement for that case was i pray to God that i would be healthy enough and that my results from the MRI would be good enough for me to get the hell out of that hospital. I was lucky i got out before noon the next day ( i was SUPPOSE to get out the night before but they didnt tell the nurse the results from my MRI in time) and i couldn't be happier. Unfortunately the effects are still in my system: forgetfulness, constant drowsiness, mood changes..i can't remember the rest im so sorry guys if i had the list i would've kept going. Anyways, this is my second day being out of the hospital and ever since that day happened my mom would never leave me alone (which is good) she would check up on me every so often and would never leave me alone at home because she's scared that it might happen again if she's not around. I hope it never happens again and asides from that whole fright train overdosed fiasco, what really hurt me was watching my mom's heart break infront of me. I'm sure no mom appreciates watching their kid suffer from having seizures all because of having an overdose that they didn't know it was what really caused it. I still feel it was my fault that this happened to me. If I have never urged my Pyschiatrist to give me a bigger dose, none of this would ever happened, i would still be well without a black eye, without seizures, oh and did i mention i can't drive for 6 months because of fear that i might have a seizure if while im driving? (yeah i know it sucks..great now my parents have to drive me places like im someone without a liscence). Well, im still suffering from the effects but at least i don't have to go to school until my black eye disappears so i guess i can sleep longer in the mornings. Thanks for reading my blog guys...please keep reading because i enjoy writing to you. Before i forget..the stuff i said about Kesha and Dr.Luke, i didn't mean to imply that Kesha was a liar..in fact i wished i would take back that whole entry im so sorry guys if you took it to offense that i made you think im against her, im really not im all about #FreeKesha also i want to wish her a happy bday! i already posted a happy birthday wish on twitter (i wish i can do the same on instagram but something went wrong so i can't really post anything or comment on anything on instagram) anyways thanks for reading i'll definately see you next time i start blogging..bye i love you all
Entea's Top 40: February 26, 2017
New on the scene, British singer Jack Vallier debuts at #1 with 49 plays, beating tropical house DJ Kygo's new single "It Ain't Me" by 35 plays. Also debuting in the top 10 are; Enrique Iglesias' new reggaeton pop single "Subeme La Radio" at #3, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows -- Part 1 soundtrack "O Children" by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds at #4, K-pop boy band BTS with their song "Not Today" at #5 and The Chainsmokers/Coldplay's new single "Something Just Like This" at #9. Zedd's "Stay" just misses out of the top 10 as it debuts at #16 on my chart.
E-Dubble acheieves new peaks this week with "What I Do" at #8 and "Robot's Can't Drink" at #10 and also peaking is Maduk's "Ghost Assassin" climbing to #7. The highest climber this week goes to Luis Fonsi's single "Despacito" which climbs 23 places to #13. Despite Simon Curtis dominating last and this week with multiple songs entering the charts, most fall down the chart with ""Superhero" achieving the highest faller this week dropping a huge 32 places to #39. Feel free to follow me on Last.fm.
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So, i just finished my list on twitter, which literally took forever. I was afraid i wouldnt finish it due to my cold but i got it done right before new years eve Anyways, with all the hard work i put into it i thought of sharing it on here. Downloading 50 videos from youtube sounds like nothing but finding the time to post them throughout the day and not to overdo it was so difficult personally, I couldnt have done it without the support of my boyfriend.
You can click the link to see the full countdown, but in a nutshell here, here are my choices:
50. Cool Girl - Tove Lo
49. Banana Brain - Die Antwoord
48. Weekend - Louis The Child & Icona Pop
47. Come Up For Air - Skylar Grey
46. Purple Lamborghini - Skrillex & Rick Ross
45. Bestie - Sizzy Rocket
44. Attic - Buttress
43. Tomboy - Princess Nokia
42. Concrete - Crystal Castles
41. Paper Or Plastic - Brooke Candy
40. Perfect Illusion - Lady Gaga
39. Lost Boys - Still Corners
38. Body - Dreezy
37. Guys My Age - Hey Violet
36. Black Beatles - Rae Sremmurd
35. Too Much To Dream - Allie X
34. Mean What I Mean - Alunageorge, Dreezy, Leikeli47
33. Starry - The Weeknd
32. Borders - MIA
31. Kiss It Better - Rihanna
30. Girl Shoots Up School To Promote Her Mixtape - Fellatia Geisha
29. Girlfriend - NAO
28. U Up - Soft Lit
27. Easier Said - Sunflower Bean
26. Dimensions - Computer Magic
25. Sunday Love - Bat For Lashes
24. Big Sis - Sales
23. What’s It Gonna Be - Shura
22. Secrets - Deep Sea Diver
21. Drama - 18+
20. Atari Love Song - Kitty
19. Doomed User - Deftness
18. After The Afterparty - Charli XCX & Lil Yachty
17. Don’t Touch My Hair - Solange
16. Fade - Kanye West
15. Cry - Carly Rae Jepsen
14. Blood In The Cut - K.flay
13. Operator - Lapsley
12. Step Down - Elephant
11. Ch-Ching - Chairlift
10. Lying Too - HOLYCHILD & Tkay Maidza
9. Vivica - Jessy Lanza
8. Destroyer - Phantogram
7. Hallucinate - GL
6. Trampoline Kero Kero Bonito
5. Gemini Feed - Banks
4. Hatefuck - Cruel Youth
3. Crybaby - Abra
2. Atlantis - Bridgit Mendler & Kaiydo
1. This Is What You Came For - Calvin Harris & Rihanna
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THE FIRST EVER REVIEW BLOG ON FOTP IS OFFICIALLY BACK!
This is SYLK Reviews Back to Basic's era! So we're gonna be scoring like the old days! Using WENDY emotes!
In collab with The Wendy Emote Museum we will score each track from a minimum of 0 to a max 5 scores to each track!
For our FIRST review! We will be reviewing GLORY by THE QUEEN OF POP herself Britney Spears!
01 - Invitation
A very nice opener, the breathy tone of ha voice sounds really incredible with the aura.mp3 of the song. It's a very calm and soothing song. Really a strong opener. The lyrics are cute too yes. I give this song ..
02 - Make Me... (feat. G-Eazy)
Alot of people have been saying that they didn't like this when it came out and that it grew on them later on, but tbh this has been my jam from the moment it came out! She sounds amazing, the twangy bird noises are very cute yes and the production is very nice. The only thing that disgusts me is the G-FLOPzy's verse omfg delete that ew.
03 - Private Show
I literally don't understand the hate for this song. It's such a fun, sensual song. I do hear the weird effect in voice yes but tbh I think the cartoon-ish effect kind of adds to the song's quirky character. She SERVES vocals on here! This is definitely a fav yes. 5 wendys for this song!
04 - Man On The Moon
I think this song is soo beautiful. The lyrics are so cute and the chorus is literally the most beautiful thing we've heard from Britney so far--I mean those harmonies omg *orgasms* Another five wendys!
05 - Just Luv Me
A cute song yes but I have to be honest here I didn't care for snippets that leaked or whatever. I don't really have much to say on this track, I mean I could see myself listening to it once in awhile, or wake up one night craving it, but for now, it's undermined by some of the stronger tracks on the album.
06 - Clumsy
I won't lie, I had to pretend to like it when it first came out. It starts off well, but it loses me somewhere leading up the hook. The 'opps' is a cute reminder of the Opps I Did It Again days tho yes..
07 - Do You Wanna Come Over?
Anyone who doesn't like this iconic bop is deaf. I mean the guitars mmm fuck me they sound so good. And then the chorus hits--those backup singers snatch my wig yes ! It's a pussy bopper and one of the faves!
08 - Slumber Party
An OBVIOUS contender for 2nd Single. It follows Make Me's footsteps nicely. It has a very fun vibe. And the production is probably the best one we've seen on this album so far. One of the faves yes!
09 - Just Like Me
There might be haters out there aka @Onika and they are welcomed to kiss my ass cause this song is fucking AMAZING! She sounds amazing on it and omg the lyrics are CUTEE!! Britney's disbelieve in the other woman looking just like her gives us a BOP!
10 - Love Me Down
Definitely a stand out track from the album and a possible future single! Britney SERVES in this song. And the production oh lordy that wobbling bassline fuck! Slam me on the table and prolapse my anus queen GODNEY!
11 - Hard To Forget Ya
When I first heart it, I thought it was cute yes but then a reverse warholian expedition happened and my love for this song just disappeared. It's a cute song but ...It doesn't really go anywhere...
12 - What You Need
The mature but less beautiful sister of PriVISHNU show! She sounds amazing as well, she showcases some VOCALS ON HERE!!! Britney can SANG! Anyone who says otherwise can kiss my bum!
If this isn't the 2nd single I'll lose my mind!
Hard to Forget Ya
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Britney Spears 'Glory'
For the Physical Deluxe review click here: https://talkabouttunes.wordpress.com/2016/08/29/britneyglory2016/
(B.Spears, J.Michaels, J.Tranter, N.Monson)
Instantly, this sounds like a zen track from Britney with an Asian twist to it. “Here’s my invitation baby” works great as an intro and literally invites the listener to engage in the journey Britney is providing with Glory. “I just need you to trust me” actually makes me nervous as to what to expect, she is keeping her cards close to her chest with ‘Invitation’ it’s calming yet the anticipation in the track is like a slow build to track 2 – it’s really easy to get into and a perfect album opener. The track is soothing, with a heavy beat and slower paced vocals – a treat. 6.5/10
2. Do You Wanna Come Over?
(M.Larsson, R.Fredriksson, J.Michaels, J.Tranter, S.Chila)
OK… I wasn’t expecting such a swift change in theme – the beat and ‘Justin Timberlake‘ style guitar riff sounds quite dirty, musically and the clumbsy vocal arrangements coinciding with the sounds of cans opening work really well together and it’s very Ke$ha meets Timberlake. This is definitely a sound I wish to hear more of from Britney – the sound is engaging from start to end and the song takes several twists and turns… I could definitely see this as a single and Britney sounds very good on the track. Could this be classed as ‘Outrageous’ part 2? 7/10
3. Make Me (Ft.G-Eazy)
(B.Spears, M.Burns, J.Janiak, G.Gillum)
Now this is the track a lot of people would be waiting for seeing as it’s the lead single from the album. The change in pace is welcomed and resembles the same ‘zen’ vibe from track 1. The heavy chorus really compliments Britney’s light and fluffly vocals and makes for a nice juxtaposition. The builds “Wan’t you to move” also set the choruses up a treat. G-Eazy’s appearance is needed I think, it sounds like one of those typical instrumentals where a rapper will pop up, but I feel it enhances the sound and it’s the only credited feature on the track list. I feel this single is another one to add to ‘classic Britney‘ 8/10
4. Private Show
(B.Spears, C.M.Williams, T.Winfrey, S.Smith)
As soon as the track starts, the background sounds really resemble something from a circus and this track wouldn’t have been out of place on Britney’s ‘Circus’ album; these sounds carry the song and it’s really enjoyable to hear Britney’s vocals in more of a raw form – she sounds really strong and it reinforces the ideology of this track being a female empowerment anthem. The chorus is particularly catchy and really keeps the listener engaged, leaving them wanting more. However, the vocals really start to grate by the end of the song “Put on a private show” particularly. 7.5/10
5. Man On The Moon
(J.Evigan, I.Juber, P.Ryan, S.Fox, M.Lomax)
The instrumental to this track is exceedingly catchy, I could happily listen to that on its own. However, with the vocals, it kind of makes the whole thing seem ‘wishy washy’ until the gorgeous falsetto notes “On the Moon” kick in. It kind of feels like a 2003 B-side, lyrically relating to a more vulnerable Britney. It has a lovely sentiment to it nevertheless. 6/10
6. Just Luv Me
(D.Omelio, M.A.Hoiberg, J.Michaels)
Wow – as soon as the track kicks in, it holds so much resemblance to Justin Bieber’s‘Company’ from the arrangements and the robotic sounds in the background. It’s actually hard to shake it from my mind. I love the way Britney sings in this track, it’s sultry and teasing, whilst singing from an endearing and vulnerable point of view. Towards the end of the track, the repetition of ‘Just Luv Me’ becomes irritating and starts to resemble a track from Fifth Harmony’s 7/27 album. Another mid-tempo mellow track. 5/10
(T.Riley, W.Felder, A.Niceforo)
Yes… Here we go, builds from the beginning, and a killer vocal arrangement and a gradually building instrumental – Femme Fatale Britney is back! The theme of the track is very playful indeed and the way Britney sings the track in almost a rushed manner really emphasises the song’s message and you can picture a music video for the track, with Britney being tossed all over the room. An album gem. 8/10
8. Slumber Party
(M.Larsson, R.Fredriksson, J.Michaels, J.Tranter)
Rihanna is that you? The beat is reminiscent of a Rihanna track, with the urban body roll vibe. Listening to the track, it’s hard to think that Britney hasn’t done a song with this theme before, it’s cleverly written and talks of the naughty side of a ‘slumber party’. I do find the track very middle of the road but I wouldn’t skip it – it’s very engaging.5.5/10
9. Just Like Me
(B.Spears, J.Michaels, J.Tranter, N.Monson)
I always do it. I judge the song before it’s played based on the title, and I had no idea the song would include “She looks just like me” and be from the perspective of a scorned lover and the previous relationship – I assumed it would be a raunchy kind of song and I must say it’s nice to hear a song like this from Britney, the vocals are floaty and it keeps the listener engaged. 5.5/10
10. Love Me Down
(E.K.Bogart, A.Goldstein, J.John, J.Karpov)
A different direction from Britney now, more urban and I’m not sure if it’s working for her or not… I feel the song has a lot of potential but it’s too Gwen Stefani and not enough Britney. In fact this would have been perfect for Gwen’s album “The Sweet Escape” but I don’t feel it suits Britney or her weak vocals very much. Having said that, Britney sounded very good in the middle 8. I like how the track goes in several directions and almost sounds like 3 songs stitched together. 7/10
11. Hard To Forget Ya
(O.Gorres, I.Kirkpatrick, B.Coney, D.Andrews, E.Drewett)
Now I feel indifferent about this track – I love the verses and the pre-choruses/builds are amazing, providing a perfect sense of anticipation, but the choruses are just horrendous; the beat is too heavy with clumbsy hooks, Britney sounds bored and it’s very ‘Beat dropping trend chaser’. What a shame. 4.5/10
12. What You Need
(B.Spears, C.M.Williams, T.Winfrey, S.Smith)
A trip to the 60’s to open this track with a kick ass vocal from Britney is always a good way to start a song. Also, kudos to Britney on that vocal, she sounds amazing and it’s quite raw. The hand claps in the chorus really boost the songs energy (Like it needs boosting anymore) but I wish they made more of the choruses, they are quite on par with the verses in term of production and need lifting just a little bit more, but it’s a sound that I think suits Britney very well and it’s contagious as hell. 7.5/10
For the Physical Deluxe Review click here: https://talkabouttunes.wordpress.com/2016/08/29/britneyglory2016/