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  1. These are always fun to read so I decided to make my own! gaycat1

    All cds unless stated otherwise! 


    Ellie Goulding


    Bright Lights


    Halcyon Days


    Halcyon (vinyl)

    Delirium (vinyl)



    Bring Me To Life (cd single)

    The Open Door



    Florence + The Machine




    HBHBHB (vinyl)




    Badlands (blue vinyl)

    HFK (Teal/clear vinyl)


    Lana Del Rey

    Born To Die

    Born To Die: The Paradise Edition



    Born To Die (Vinyl)

    Ultraviolence (Vinyl)

    Honeymoon (Red Vinyl)



    The Immaculate Collection

    You'll See (cd single)

    Frozen (cd single)

    Ray Of Light


    Confessions On A Dancefloor


    Rebel Heart

    True Blue (vinyl)

    Confessions On A Dancefloor (Pink Vinyl)

    Rebel Heart (Vinyl)


    Marina & The Diamonds

    The family Jewels

    Electra Heart (deluxe)

    FROOT (signed)

    The Family Jewels (vinyl)

    Electra Heart (Vinyl)

    FROOT (Diamond White Vinyl)



    Laundry Service

    She Wolf



    Then we have the less extensive collections

    Adam Lambert - For Your Entertainment

    Grimes - Art Angels

    Paloma Faith - A Perfect Contradiction

    Lady Gaga - The Fame Monster & Born This Way

    Cheryl Cole - Only Human

    Thirty Seconds To Mars - A beautiful Lie

    Fifty Shades of Grey

    Years & Years - Communion

    Sugababes - Taller in More Ways

    Kate Bush - The Whole Story

    Sia - 100 Forms Of Fear

    Britney Spears - Blackout

    Carly Rae Jepsen - EMOTION

    Frank Sinatra - Nothing But The Best 

    Amy Winehouse - Amy

    Rihanna - Anti & A Girl Like Me

    Avril Lavigne - The Best Damn Thing & Goodbye Lullabye

    Kylie Minogue - Body Language

    Kesha - Animal

    Katy Perry - One Of The Boys 

    Girls Aloud - Out Of Control

    Charli XCX - Sucker

    Taylor Swift - Red 



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    Recent Entries

    Lady Gaga

    1. The Fame
    2. The Fame Monster
    3. Born This Way
    4. Artpop
    5. Cheek To Cheek
    6. Joanne (deluxe)


    David Bowie

    1. Blackstar 
    2. The Next Day (deluxe)
    3. Earthling
    4. Outside
    5. Low
    6. Station to Station
    7. Young Americans
    8. Nothing has Changed (with two CDs)



    1. True Blue (reissue)
    2. Like A Prayer
    3. Erotica
    4. The Immaculate Collection
    5. Celebration



    1. Debut by Björk
    2. 1989 by Taylor Swift
    3. Live Through This by Hole
    4. Greatest Hits by Queen
    5. Born to Die by Lana Del Rey
    6. The Soundtrack of Jackie Brown
    7. Whitney by Whitney Houston
    8. Spice by Spice Girls
    9. Spiceworld Spice Girls
    10. Mariah Carey at MTV Unplugged
    11. Music Box by Mariah Carey


    Soon to be added

    1. Confessions On A Dancefloor by Madonna
    2. Ray of Light by Madonna
    3. Music by Madonna
    4. 1999 Remix by Madonna
    5. Changesbowie by David Bowie
  2. Trying out something new where I just post the music I've listened to in the day

    (UTC 16:00 Wednesday to 16:00 Thursday)

    Albums / EPs :

    Image result for lady wood tove lo

    (11 plays) 

    familiar with this alberm already. Just randomly felt like listening


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    (13 plays)

    First listen. Boring


    Image result for janet jackson damita jo


    (21 plays)

    Despite being quite familiar with some of the songs it's probably only my 2nd listen.

    The first half definitely got my strawberry bouncing, whatever that means.

    A bit weak around the middle but otherwise solid!

    Definitely underrated among fans!


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    (9 plays)

    Discovered this early this year. A great listen and some of the bops are VERY strong dance tracks!


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    (5 plays)

    First listen. Some parts are cool but overall it doesn't do much for me

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    yes very talented alberm some great bops on it just discovered this week

    (18 plays)

    Image result for kanye west my beautiful dark twisted fantasy

    (13 plays)

    First listen. It was kind of disappointing since I was expecting something epic almost at the same time it was very expected since it sounded very Kanye.

    Nonetheless a great album



    Image result Bliss by Tori Amos (1 play)

    Image result for ariana grande jason's song Jason's Song (Gave It Away) by Ariana Grande (1 play)

    Image result for native invader Cloud Riders by Tori Amos (1 play)

    Image result for reputation taylor...Ready For It? by Taylor Swift (6 plays)

    Image result for holding on dannii Holding On by Dannii Minogue (1 play)

    Image result for discipline cover janet Rollercoaster by Janet Jackson (1 play)
    Image result for armor on dawn richard Bombs by Dawn Richard (2 plays)

    Image result State of Grace by Taylor Swift (1 play)

    Image result for on a mission katy b Katy on a Mission by Katy B (1 play)

    Image result for girls aloud something kinda ooh Something Kinda Ooooh by Girls Aloud (1 play)



    Total plays: 105

    Favorite Album: Damita Jo

    Favorite Song: ...Ready For It?

  3. Latest Entry





    Anyone who listens to radio or follows popular music in the slightest (or, I guess, enjoyed 2008 Disney Channel) knows the name and voice of Demi Lovato. The 25 year-old singer, whose sixth LP, Tell Me You Love Me, comes out later this month, already has a decent array of hits under her belt -- among them "Heart Attack," "Cool for the Summer," "No Promises," and more. But despite her pop influence, listening to 2013's Demi was my first time sticking with Lovato's music for an entire album. I'd also like to preface this review with the notion that I'm not the biggest fan of pure pop music, so some of my feelings about the record may be more a result of personal preference than technical imperfections. As a whole, Demi is a solid pop album. I didn't feel a story being told throughout, and jumps from tracks like the spare, heartfelt "In Case" to the much more boisterous "Really Don't Care" are questionable, but, thematically, I appreciate the way Demi juggles both a carefree persona musing on love and hookups as well as a more somber outlook reflecting on abuse and hardship. Musically, there's a number of good songs on this record. My favorite by far is "Shouldn't Come Back," a heartfelt acoustic track rich with feeling. "In Case," too, is successful in its solemnity, while tracks like "Fire Starter" and "Without the Love" are among the album's best pure pop tracks. My biggest issue with the album, however, is its production. Demi, despite whatever unfair criticisms may come from being a "Disney kid," has a powerful voice, and there were points during this album where the blaring, made-for-radio, pop instrumentals bothered me because of how they obscured Demi's vocals. "Neon Lights," for example, is annoyingly EDM, and "Nightingale," despite being one of the less dressed up tracks on the album, would benefit so heavily from a more stripped back production. Some of the tracks are flawed without regards to production (the way Demi drags out "hurt" in the chorus of "Never Been Hurt" is simply confusing), but I feel like this album might find some strength in a more alt-pop production for some of its tracks. Personally, Demi's voice is one I'd most like to hear in an alternative setting, anyway (which is probably why I so enjoy the track "Stone Cold" from 2015's Confident), so, naturally, I enjoyed this album less than someone who digs in-your-face pop. Demi is undoubtedly skilled, and with a more alternative sound and more lyrical maturity, this album would probably be a winner. I do appreciate, though, the handful of good tracks on it, and I'll be sure to check out Tell Me You Love Me when it drops in a few weeks.


    Shouldn't Come Back, Fire Starter, In Case, Heart Attack, Without the Love, Made in the USA, Something That We're Not

    Never Been Hurt, Neon Lights, Two Pieces, Really Don't Care

    DEFINITELY NOT          PROBABLY NOT*          MAYBE          PROBABLY          DEFINITELY
    *I might revisit tracks like "Shouldn't Come Back" or "Fire Starter" from time to time, but as a complete body of work, Demi simply doesn't do much for me. If anyone has any Demi recommendations that are more like "In Case," "Shouldn't Come Back," or "Stone Cold," let me know!

    You like radio-friendly pop with attitude and strong vocals, as well as a fair share of deep, personal lyricism.

  4. It's been a while since the last post I made like this so I wanted to make another one. :)

    Artists are in alphabetical first name order, and albums are in fave-to-least-fave order (not counting things like Greatest Hits/Christmas/etc. which are in no order). I haven't listened to any of Rihanna's albums other than ANTi (YET) so that's in a random order too. To the newbies to this blog, you better watch out for that 1D section because it IS *huge*. Takes up a whole page on my laptop. And finally, I underlined all the Vinyl because I felt like it.

    * = in SHIPPING (as in I don't technically own it YET but I will soon!)

    Alessia Cara - Know-It-All

    Aly & AJ - Insomniatic
    Aly & AJ - Into The Rush: Deluxe Edition
    Aly & AJ - Acoustic Hearts Of Winter

    Amanda Perez - Angel

    Annie Lawrence - Everything Changes
    Annie Lawrence - Light Is Stronger EP

    Ashley Tisdale - Headstrong

    Avril Lavigne - The Best Thing
    Avril Lavigne - Goodbye Lullaby (Deluxe Edition)
    Avril Lavigne - Under My Skin
    Avril Lavigne - Let Go

    Bea Miller - Not An Apology

    Beyoncé - Lemonade
    Beyoncé - Beyoncé
    Beyoncé - 4 (Deluxe)
    Beyoncé - B'Day (Deluxe Edition)
    Beyoncé - I Am... Sasha Fierce (Platinum Edition)
    Beyoncé - Dangerously In Love

    Big Time Rush - BTR

    Björk - Post

    Bratz Rock Angelz soundtrack
    Bratz Genie Magic soundtrack

    Britney Spears - Circus (Deluxe Version)
    Britney Spears - Britney
    Britney Spears - Blackout
    Britney Spears - In The Zone
    Britney Spears - Glory (Deluxe Version)
    Britney Spears - Glory
    Britney Spears - Femme Fatale (Fan Edition) (includes Hold It Against Me vinyl)
    Britney Spears - Oops!... I Did It Again
    Britney Spears - ...Baby One More Time
    Britney Spears - Britney Jean
    Britney Spears - The Singles Collection
    Britney Spears - Greatest Hits: My Prerogative
    Britney Spears - B In The Mix: The Remixes

    The Cheetah Girls - TCG
    The Cheetah Girls - The Cheetah Girls 2
    The Cheetah Girls - The Cheetah Girls
    The Cheetah Girls - Cheetah-licious Christmas
    The Cheetah Girls - The Cheetah Girls: One World

    Christina Aguilera - Stripped
    Christina Aguilera - Bionic
    Christina Aguilera - Back To Basics
    Christina Aguilera - Christina Aguilera
    Christina Aguilera - Keeps Gettin' Better: A Decade Of Hits
    Christina Aguilera - My Kind Of Christmas
    Christina Aguilera - Lotus (Deluxe Version)

    Christopher Williams - The City Makes The Man

    Cimorelli - Up At Night

    Demi Lovato - Here We Go Again
    Demi Lovato - Demi
    Demi Lovato - Confident (Deluxe Edition)
    Demi Lovato - Don't Forget
    Demi Lovato - Unbroken
    Demi Lovato - Live Walmart Soundcheck

    Elvis Presley - Elvis 30 #1 Hits

    Everlife - Everlife (2007)

    Fetty Wap - Fetty Wap

    Fifth Harmony - Fifth Harmony*
    Fifth Harmony - Fifth Harmony*
    Fifth Harmony - Reflection (Deluxe)
    Fifth Harmony - 7/27 (Deluxe)
    Fifth Harmony - 7/27 (Standard)
    Fifth Harmony - Better Together EP
    Fifth Harmony - Better Together EP (Target version)
    Fifth Harmony - Juntos EP

    Ginuwine - Ginuwine... the Bachelor

    Harry Styles - Harry Styles

    Jonas Brothers - Jonas Brothers
    Jonas Brothers - A Little Bit Longer

    Katy Perry - Teenage Dream
    Katy Perry - One Of The Boys
    Katy Perry - PRISM

    Kehlani - SweetSexySavage (Deluxe)

    Kendrick Lamar - good kid, m.A.A.d city (Deluxe Edition)
    Kendrick Lamar - good kid, m.A.A.d city (2xLP)
    Kendrick Lamar - D***
    Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp A Butterfly

    Kim Possible soundtrack

    Lady Gaga - The Fame Monster
    Lady Gaga - ARTPOP
    Lady Gaga - The Fame
    Lady Gaga - Born This Way (Special Edition)
    Lady Gaga - Joanne

    Lauryn Hill - The Miseducation Of Lauryn Hill

    Lindsay Lohan - Speak
    Lindsay Lohan - A Little More Personal (RAW)

    Little Mix - Salute
    Little Mix - Get Weird (Deluxe Edition)
    Little Mix - Glory Days (standard in physical, deluxe in digital)

    Liz Phair - Whitechocolatespacegg
    Liz Phair - Liz Phair
    Liz Phair - Exile In Guyville

    Louis Tomlinson - Back To You [single]

    Madonna - Bedtime Stories
    Madonna - Ray Of Light
    Madonna - Like A Prayer
    Madonna - True Blue
    Madonna - American Life
    Madonna - Hard Candy
    Madonna - Erotica
    Madonna - Music
    Madonna - Like A Virgin
    Madonna - Madonna
    Madonna - Confessions On A Dancefloor
    Madonna - Celebration
    Madonna - Something To Remember
    Madonna - You Can Dance
    Madonna - MDNA
    Madonna - Rebel Heart

    Miley Cyrus - Can't Be Tamed
    Miley Cyrus - Bangerz (Deluxe Version)
    Miley Cyrus - Breakout (Platinum Edition)
    Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana - Meet Miley Cyrus
    Miley Cyrus - The Time Of Our Lives
    Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana - Best Of Both Worlds Concert

    Monica - After The Storm

    One Direction - Take Me Home (Yearbook edition)
    One Direction - Take Me Home (Standard with Zayn slipcase)
    One Direction - Take Me Home (Target edition)
    One Direction - Four (Yearbook edition)
    One Direction - Four (2xLP)
    One Direction - Made In The A.M. (Yearbook edition)
    One Direction - Made In The A.M. (Standard with Liam cover)
    One Direction - Made In The A.M. (Standard with exclusive bracelet)
    One Direction - Made In The A.M. Vinyl
    One Direction - Up All Night (Yearbook edition)
    One Direction - Up All Night (Standard)
    One Direction - Up All Night (Souvenir Edition)
    One Direction - Midnight Memories (Yearbook edition)
    One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful [single]
    One Direction - One Thing [single]
    One Direction - Gotta Be You [single]
    One Direction - More Than This [single] - ultra rare
    One Direction - Live While We're Young [single]
    One Direction - Kiss You [single]
    One Direction - One Way Or Another (Teenage Kicks) [single]
    One Direction - Best Song Ever [single]
    One Direction - Story Of My Life [single]
    One Direction - Midnight Memories [single] Vinyl
    One Direction - Midnight Memories EP
    One Direction - You & I [single]
    One Direction - Steal My Girl [single]
    One Direction - Night Changes [single]
    One Direction - Drag Me Down [single]
    One Direction - Perfect EP

    P!nk - Funhouse
    P!nk - I'm Not Dead (Platinum Edition)

    Phineas and Ferb Across The Second Dimension Soundtrack

    R. Kelly - The R in R&B

    Red Velvet - Ice Cream Cake
    Red Velvet - Russian Roulette
    Red Velvet - The Velvet
    Red Velvet - The Red
    Red Velvet - Rookie
    Red Velvet - Red Summer

    Rihanna - ANTi (Deluxe)
    Rihanna - Music In The Sun
    Rihanna - A Girl Like Me
    Rihanna - Good Girl Gone Bad (Reloaded)
    Rihanna - Loud
    Rihanna - Talk That Talk (Deluxe)
    Rihanna - Unapologetic

    Scar Symmetry - Holographic Universe

    Selena Gomez & the Scene - A Year Without Rain
    Selena Gomez & The Scene - Kiss & Tell

    Solange - A Seat At The Table

    Taylor Swift - Red (Deluxe Version)
    Taylor Swift - Fearless (Platinum Edition)
    Taylor Swift - 1989 (Deluxe Target Version)
    Taylor Swift - Speak Now (Deluxe Version)
    Taylor Swift - Taylor Swift

    T.I. - Paper Trail

    Tori Amos - Little Earthquakes
    Tori Amos - From The Choirgirl Hotel

    Vanessa Hudgens - V

    "Weird Al" Yankovic - Off The Deep End
    "Weird Al" Yankovic - Poodle Hat

    ZAYN - Mind Of Mine (Target version)
    ZAYN - Mind Of Mine (Japan version)
    ZAYN - Mind Of Mine Vinyl


  5. ☆ Welcome to the FOTP Big Brother: All Stars Archive! 


    Original Thread:

    Season Airdates: June 30 - July 24


    Houseguests and their stats


    ☆ Final Two 


    1. @Michael.

    HOH Wins: 4

    Veto Wins: 4

    Times Nominated: 6

    Votes Against: 18


    2. @Diamond

    HOH Wins: 4

    Veto Wins: 0

    Times Nominated: 3

    Votes Against: 27


    ☆ Jury 


    3. @Cosmic

    HOH Wins: 2

    Veto Wins: 0

    Times Nominated: 4

    Votes Against: 1



    4. @Simón.

    HOH Wins: 0

    Veto Wins: 3

    Times Nominated: 3

    Votes Against: 5

    *Fan Favorite Winner*


    5. @Maraj

    HOH Wins: 2

    Veto Wins: 3

    Times Nominated: 4

    Votes Against: 15



    6. @Liam

    HOH Wins: 1

    Veto Wins: 2

    Times Nominated: 1

    Votes Against: 2



    7. @Hyun.

    HOH Wins: 2

    Veto Wins: 2

    Times Nominated: 7

    Votes Against: 13



    8. @Daenerys

    HOH Wins: 2

    Veto Wins: 2

    Times Nominated: 3

    Votes Against: 5



    9. @Sylk

    HOH Wins: 1

    Veto Wins: 1

    Times Nominated: 2

    Votes Against: 5


    10. @Skyline

    HOH Wins: 1

    Veto Wins: 1

    Times Nominated: 2

    Votes Against: 13


    11. @Alex.

    HOH Wins: 1

    Veto Wins: 1

    Times Nominated: 3

    Votes Against: 15


    12. @Zachary

    HOH Wins: 0

    Veto Wins: 0

    Times Nominated: 2

    Votes Against: 11


    13. @RihannaRTT

    HOH Wins: 1

    Veto Wins: 1

    Times Nominated: 1

    Votes Against: 5


    14. @barbiej33p

    HOH Wins: 2

    Veto Wins: 1

    Times Nominated: 2

    Votes Against: 17


    15. @Kuba

    HOH Wins: 0

    Veto Wins: 0

    Times Nominated: 1

    Votes Against: 7



    Pre-Jury ☆


    16. @Aidan.

    HOH Wins: 0

    Veto Wins: 1

    Times Nominated: 2

    Votes Against: 1


    17. @Tomás

    HOH Wins: 0

    Veto Wins: 0

    Times Nominated: 1

    Votes Against: 9


    18. @Hermione

    HOH Wins: 1

    Veto Wins: 0

    Times Nominated: 2

    Votes Against: 21


    19. @Milk

    HOH Wins: 1

    Veto Wins: 0

    Times Nominated: 2

    Votes Against: 9


    20. @Saiga

    HOH Wins: 0

    Veto Wins: 1

    Times Nominated: 1

    Votes Against: 9


    21. @Lachlan

    HOH Wins: 0

    Veto Wins: 0

    Times Nominated: 2

    Votes Against: 18


    22. @Royalty

    HOH Wins: 0

    Veto Wins: 0

    Times Nominated: 2

    Votes Against: 14


    23. @Royale

    HOH Wins: 0

    Veto Wins: 0

    Times Nominated: 1

    Votes Against: 14


    23. @Taylor

    HOH Wins: 0

    Veto Wins: 0

    Times Nominated: 1

    Votes Against: 19


    24. @Rachel Berry

    HOH Wins: 0

    Veto Wins: 0

    Times Nominated: 0

    Votes Against: 0


    25. @Power Dutchess

    HOH Wins: 0

    Veto Wins: 0

    Times Nominated: 1

    Votes Against: 13


    26. @Luca.

    HOH Wins: 0

    Veto Wins: 0

    Times Nominated: 1

    Votes Against: 19


    Shooting Star Advantage Winners ☆



    The winner of the first Shooting Star Advantage will be granted immunity during which ever eviction they like, up until the final five. After being nominated because of the Veto, Maraj chose to use this advantage on Day 8 which resulted in Zachary being nominated.
    The winner of the second Shooting Star Advantage will receive a special Veto.This veto will give this person the power to not only save themselves/a fellow houseguest that is on the block, but they will also be given the power to name the replacement nominee. This power can be used at any time, up until the final five.



    The winner of the third Shooting Star Advantage will get the power to nominate a third nominee during any week they choose. It can only be used once and if that third nominee saves themselves with the veto, there will not be a replacement nominee. This power can only be used before the final 10.
    The winner of the fourth Shooting Star Advantage will wield the power to completely overthrow whichever HOH they so choose.That means if a person chooses to use this power, they will be dethrone the current HOH, their nominees will be cancelled, and two new nominees will be chosen. This power can only be used before the final 10. St6T8kQ.png
    The winner of the fifth Shooting Star Advantage will be safe all the way until jury. They can still win HOH and Veto's but they can not be nominated until the jury phase has begun.
    The winner of the sixth Shooting Star Advantage will be granted the power to steal any other shooting star advantage from the other houseguests with the advantage. The winner then chose to steal the second Shooting Star Advantage from Hermione. wrGJPkE.png
    The shooting star is now dead and will not be giving any advantages. The first Dead Shooting Star Disadvantage will be that whoever wins will NOT be allowed to play in the next five HOH's or Veto competitions.
    The winner of the second Dead Shooting Star Disadvantage will be forced to nominate themselves in the one of the next three evictions. If they do not decide which week they will nominate themselves, they will be named the third nominee during the third eviction. 8Lislvd.png
    The winner of the third Dead Shooting Star Disadvantage will be given 3 votes against them the next time they are nominated for eviction.
    The winner of the fourth Dead Shooting Star Advantage will not be able to participate in the final HOH competition if they get to the final three, leaving the choice to the other HouseGuests hTBT21l.png


    ☆ Thank you all for playing FOTP Big Brother: All Stars! ☆

    ☆ FOTP Big Brother 7 will begin Q4 2017! 

  6. I think about ants alot. I saw an ant in my room once just walking to his ant friends in a corner. I never open my window so i thought to myself, this ant will never see sun light? heck this ant may never see anything outside of my room. that little corner in my room is all he'll ever know. I like looking at the stars, cause it makes me feel small, it makes feel like an ant. I think, when i travel alot and go to alot of different places, there's a little tea shop in a village in tibet, high in the mountains that i will never get to go because i don't know if it exists or not. maybe it does, but that's okay, we're all just ants really.


  7. I have another 14 hour work day where I will be doing nothing for at least 9 of those. I think we all know what that means: pointless blog posts! Seriously I'm going insane. Thankfully, there's only four shows left, so hopefully I can find enough shit to rant about.


    Thank you @Vilppu for the suggestion! wub1

    Let's count down my top 11 Kanye West songs of all time. Why top 11?





    11. Black Skinhead

    Easily my favorite song off of Yeezus, which I like about 3 songs on. If I wasn't as into it lately, it might not have made it on here, but I've been listening to it A LOT, so it's here. I love how loud and aggressive it is musically, and I love the lyrics as well. I'm always surprised when a post MBDTF song has lyrics I actually care for, considering there was a severe drop in quality on that front after that point, yet here we are! I also love Bound 2 cause he just sounds like he's complaining about Kim and how annoying she is, that's my other favorite.




    10. Slow Jamz

    Amazing production, great sample, yadda yadda yadda, look, I love this song because of one line that makes me cackle every single time:


    she got a light-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson, got a dark-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson

    The first time I heard this, I was in a car with my friend and I laughed hysterically for the entire rest of the ride home, it was truly an experience. Also I like the spoken intro. Moreover, any song with Kanye and Jamie Foxx is iconic. Also Jamie Foxx is pretty cool and does good impressions. Let's move on, shall we?




    9. Good Morning

    I love that bear with the shutter shades, it's a huge part of my childhood and a friendship that I still have, as is this whole album. This is such a good album opener, Kanye's second best (we'll get to the other one later). It really sets the tone for the whole album, which is probably my favorite of his. The video is also super interesting, check it out!




    8. All Falls Down

    This is definitely a classic Kanye song. It's interesting to see a critique of capitalism from a rapper, especially one who is known for bragging a lot later on. I guess it makes sense since it's from his first album, so it would be from before he had as much to brag about. Although there's this one part where he pronounces "versace" wrong and it's definitely a reference to the infamous "all tits no substance" movie Showgirls, and I'm always perplexed that someone was inspired enough by a line from THAT movie to use it in their song. Kanye's such a weird dude, and this was only the beginning. Geez...




    7. Touch The Sky

    I talked about this song in @Hyun.'s Holy Trinity game (which I'm way too invested in and am having the time of my life with <3) when I put it as one of my favorite bops. I feel like I've already made it pretty clear but for those who don't know yet, I think this song bops. I love the production on Kanye's first two albums, they're both consistent (with themselves and each other), and have a lot of interesting super old samples, which is my favorite kind, especially when it comes to rap music. Kanye is SUCH a good producer, seriously, I can't get over how talented this man is. He gets a lot of hate from pop stans cause he's a bit full of himself, but he's full of himself because he's good, and if he wasn't as confident about how talented he is, he probably wouldn't make as good music. I feel similarly about Quentin Tarantino. He thought Inglorious Bastards was his masterpiece. Is it? No, it's not better than Pulp Fiction or Kill Bill. Is it still better than most director's filmography? Absolutely! It's that confidence that makes his shit so good, he treats every movie like it's his best. What I'm trying to say here is Kanye West is the Quentin Tarantino of music and I really want to see an interview with the two of them @ world please




    6. All Of The Lights

    Rihanna and Kanye? Sign me the FUCK up. Also, seizure warning on the video, Kanye released two music videos in one year that needed seizure warnings, he must HATE epileptics awk1 The song bangs while the lyrics are high key depressing. It just sounds so well crafted and always gets my blood pumping. The pre-chorus is easily my favorite part, where he's listing all the significant lights. Another thing that's interesting is this isn't his first super good song about lights, Flashing Lights is also amazing.




    5. Ultralight Beam

    More lights! This song is on here 100% because of Chance The Rapper though, I don't even really think of this as a Kanye song, but it is, so it's on here. This is his best album opener that I was referencing earlier. Chance is such a talented dude and he's amazing and energetic live and he's one of the cutest people I've ever seen in my entire life let me stop before I start crying, excuse me. But yeah if you have an aversion to Life Of Pablo, it's still 100% worth it to check out this song, even if you don't listen to the rest of the album (although Waves is also worth it if you can get past the fact that that's Chris Brown's voice, Kanye's lyricism isn't as good as it used to be, but his production is still incredible).




    4. Gone

    Otis Redding samples are my SHIT! He's one of the best artists with one of the best voices of all time and It's Too Late is an AMAZING song, I love how it's used here. The second the piano starts, a smile forms on my face, I really REALLY love how this sounds. Late Registration is probably my favorite Kanye album musically, it's just got some nice  ass sampling, and this song has an orchestra on it, taking "real instruments" to a whole new level holy shit what a beautiful track! Also there's a cute little Usher STD reference, which in hindsight is kinda funny woops. Cam'ron and Consequence also have nice verses on here and their voices are suited really well to this song. Talent only!




    3. Runaway

    A 9 minute MASTERPIECE! The opening piano note in Welcome To The Black Parade is SHAKING, this one is more iconic. Most conventional rap songs have lots of lyrics where the artist brags about how easy it is to fuck girls (your girl specifically, that trend really needs to die, smh), but Kanye does something extremely different here and talks about how he's not very good with relationships. This is such a beautiful song. Also Pusha T is talented as well. Furthermore, this album also has a really good opener with queen Nicki Minaj on it and some funny Kanye lyrics. Yeah listen to this song, please, it's incredible. The music video is a bit off topic though, it's basically an album sampler which...isn't a music video but whatever, king of being extra!




    2. Homecoming

    I'm really not a Coldplay fan but holy shit Chris Martin's voice is amazing here. Seriously, it fits so well and sounds so nice? It usually bothers me cause it reminds me of Coldplay, why does it sound so good here? It's always interesting to hear rappers talking about their hometowns and how they feel about them, since location seems to be pretty important in rap music (it even starts incredibly ridiculous over the top feuds). Also I love pianos, I feel like that sort of came up already? Either here, another blog post, or just a casual conversation with me, I say it a lot. For anyone that this may be the first time hearing this: I LOVE pianos in my pop music that aren't full piano tracks, it makes me very happy and generally brings more life to the song. So yeah, incredible song, incredible feature, incredible lyrics, incredible production. What could POSSIBLY top that?




    1. Hey Mama

    I LOVE hearing men talk about how much they love their mothers. I feel like that comes across weirder than I mean it, but it's always just SO sweet. In a genre riddled with misogyny, even now, songs about the respect for the reason you're even on this planet make me so emotional. Kanye has talked about his mom a few times cause he was very close with her before she died, and knowing now not only that she died but how it happened, this song is one of the sweetest and most heartbreaking experiences for me. It's a song that makes me tear up when I hear it. It's really such a happy song about a man's love for the most important woman in his life, and like the rest of the songs on Late Registration, the production is some of his best. I put this as my number 1 Kanye song with 0 hesitation, I'm 100% positive that this is my favorite song of his and that he will never top it.


    So yeah, Kanye is not only a crazy narcissist, he's also an extremely talented rap legend. He is still pretty crazy though, enjoy one of my favorite Kanye moments, literally who else but him would say something like this 




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  8. My thoughts on this people.


    Fuck the KKK, Neo-nazi and uneducated white trash

    Black lives matters, Jews lives matters

    Fuck you Trump, we know your dad was in the KKK

    God loves all his children, you have no power dumbass white men

    I hope, a black men beat your ass real good for the shit you say and do

    A brother is a brother, black or white and that's how it is

    Your brain and mind is fucked up by hate, since you can't see a black man with ya jab (Haha! whatcha gonna do now. Nothing! That's right...)

    Your dick was so small, your wife left you for a black man. When you couldn't get it up. xD

  9. Hey everyone, after months of stress, school, and summer break i forgot to write about other events that happened so i'm back to write about my bullshit once again! sia3

    So yall thought getting harassed by creepy straights were bad? Well that got 10x worse after my 2nd blog in January so im gonna talk about everything here! sia2


    Firstly the classes and schoolwork was fine and dandy but I practically felt like a zombie cause everything was always the same and I was just tired waiting for something to happen. Cause of my various mental problems, I have social anxiety and depression so I feel like people want to try and use it to take advantage of me, which is why what I'm about to tell yall happened. dead2


    I was very isolated and desperate for friends around the very first days of school, since I didn't even know anyone there (I didnt go to public school for middle schoo) even if a few people did talk to me in class. During P.E. class, these two guys came up to me and wanted to talk with me and introducing themselves, (I think I mentioned them in my previous blog as "friends")  so after we were done talking I guess we were friends now and were a "geek group" as they said it??? (I don't know what they saw in me cause I didn't mention anything that seemed "geek" worthy once or maybe it was cause I was dorky looking) so then I ended up getting labeled as a a "geek" and it just started me off the wrong place, I sat with them at lunch everyday while the group at the table talked all about Star Wars and LOTR while I pretended to know everything about those franchises, (even though I havent watched or read a single thing), tried playing D&D dead4,and let's just say they forced me to "role play" (vomit1) with them and I hated it but I just assumed I need to get used to it cause I had no one else to go to but after awhile i realized how awkward and embarrassing it was to me and wasn't enjoying it (not to mention I was constantly bullied when I hang out with them) so I wanted to stop immediately cause I felt so oblivious before. dead2


    Though there was a problem I had with the two when I tried to stop hanging out with them and doing that weird stuff.


    The first guy was very twinky and annoying (he looks and sounds like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory), he was always talking non-stop about Star Wars and Lord of the Rings (no offense to any of yall who like it) but I wasn't interested in either of those at all, not to mention when he did talk to me he was always being touchy-feely like going uncomfortably close to my face, touching me, poking me, yanking my arm, you name it, even if i was trying to pay attention to him, he was annoying. He was in about 2 classes I had, he wasn't that bad, except for the fact he made me do everything in a group project (twice) dead4


    Though the second guy, oh he was even worse, the second guy was very "large", but he was almost the same as the 1st guy, but was less annoying, always had a calm, exciting, and happy mood. He felt like he was that guy that seems like your good close friend you could vent to. I rarely ever saw him since he was a grade over and didn't have any classes with me. He had a lot of friends, always hung out with the first guy I mentioned, and i felt like I had no problem with him until when I wanted to stop hanging out with him and doing that role play stuff, he started to show his true colors, and now he seemed like a narcissistic, manipulative little baby. Even outside of P.E. I started to notice this behavior, even acting like he didn't know me. dead4


    On one of the last few weeks of school in May, I went ahead and decided it was enough, and  stopped hanging out with both of them completely. They both asked if I wanted to do that "role play" thing but I rejected. The first guy was pretty okay about it, but the second guy went completely nuts over it. He kept trying to convince me to start doing it again and made up a bunch of offers about the RP and kept INSISTING I do it again, telling me "you know you want to" , "What are you gonna do in P.E. class for the next few weeks then???" So then we had to go outside to the track to run, so that's when I tried to run for it and avoid him, but he just kept trying to follow me, and eventually caught up to me. Somehow, he got me to open up to him about a long conversation about life mental problems, deep insecurities, then kept telling me to smile and be happy, I was in the oblivious state again. He told me he wanted to go on a long summer road trip to get out of the house, and would go places such as California, Colorado, and etc. (Also after accidentally finding his Instagram I found out he went to the Stanley Hotel wendy4) He was telling me I was his friend and that he could be himself around me, (ironic considering I couldn't) , he even said there would absolutely be no role playing involved. But as soon we get inside though, he throws all we talked about out the window and asked me who I wanted to role play as, I was confused seeing I wanted no part in it, and tells me if I wanted to role play with him as he makes up a dumb description to get me "excited" or if I wanted to "stay on my sad lonely throne [the benches] with my phone like a king" (as he told me word from word) so I eventually told him no realizing what happened before was all fake to try and get me on my good side, so he literally told me "okay no more fun no more smiles no more happiness then" and walked away all pissed off that I wouldn't play in the cardboard box with our "imaginations" with him wendy4wendy4wendy4

    After I cut ties with him, I sat on the bench minding my own business, headphones plugged, and went on with my life. But yeah that was a nutshell of my whole Freshman year of High School, -10/10 would not recommend, and I really regret that I lied to myself and tried to be someone who I'm not, I feel like I would of did different seeing now that they're not actually real friends dead2

    I'm going into my sophomore year on Monday and I really hope I don't see those two in any of my classes, though my friend said she would be coming into High School with me (as a Freshman though) so I'm just hoping this year isn't as much as a shit show repeat of last year, even if I know better now. I wanted to speak up about it to the school and them personally before, but I was too aashamed, feeling I was too deep into it and trapped to really say anything. dead4

    Well that was it! Here's to a better year, wendy2

    Till the next entry wendy3 

    - Slay

  10. Read at your own discretion.




    After a night to be remembered, Room 57 is a total mess; champagne everywhere, confetti scattered about, even a bottle of lotion that sits face down on the coffee table. Halcyon, lying on the couch wearing only nude lingerie and a leather jacket, slowly wakes up and is a bit hungover. She looks around and sees Trevante exiting the bathroom wearing nothing but ripped up jeans and a gold chain. She rubs her head and feels her frizzled hair. “How long was I out?”
    “For almost 12 hours. You were stone cold when we finished.”
    “I must’ve been drinking too much, huh…”
    “Nah, just enough to keep it on the grind.”
    She gets up and drowsily swings around him. “Grinding on who?”
    He smirks. “Me…”
    She laughs softly. “Of course it’d be you…” They lean in towards each other. “I’m just so blessed to be around you once again…”
    “Well, it’s been a long time… but I’m back in town.”
    They begin to kiss each other when Halcyon steps on a small shard of glass, stunning her. She looks around and sees half a dozen empty bottles of liquor thrown around, one of which is broken. “Oh wow, so I was pretty wasted…”
    “We were all pretty much wasted, but we’ll clean up this mess and have your place spotless in no time.”
    As Trevante begins to pick up stuff from afar, Halcyon looks back on the coffee table and notices the lotion. “Who’s lubricant is that?”
    “Oh, that’s Milan’s!”
    “Who’s Milan?”
    He comes back with three empty bottles in hand. “An old friend of mine, I invited him over since we haven’t seen each other in years… but I’ll give this back to him later.”
    Halcyon grabs the lubricant and hands it to him. “But what’s it doing here?”
    “He brings it in case shit gets heated down under.” Halcyon throws up in her mouth a little. “But let’s get this space cleaned up before anything important happens.”

    Flashback: Monday Night

    It’s a party at a rich dude’s house! Well, more like a party at a middle-class woman’s apartment. Well nothing ever last forever, no… Endless chatter and laughter fill the room as they all celebrate Trevante’s return. An hour into the party, everyone is sitting down and pretty much drunk.
    Halcyon scoots over and reaches for the champagne bottle on the coffee table. She pops it open and fills everyone’s glasses, all 8 of them. “Ok shut up!” Everyone stops to listen. “Not only do I toast to my hubby over here, who just got out of jail… but I also, want to toast to the newly engaged couple down there!” She points to Diamond and Trevor, and the rest begin to cheer. “So, let’s raise our glasses for them all!” Everyone grabs their glasses to toast, and proceed to drink the liquor. They all then slam their glasses down with ecstasy. Halcyon checks the bottle and notices that it’s empty. “Yo, can one of y’all check if there’s anymore of this?”
    Trevante gets up as Halcyon lays the bottle down on the table. He opens the fridge to his surprise. “There’s 2 more in here.”
    “Great! Come back over, I have an idea,” Halcyon says as Trevante returns. “How about we play truth or dare?”
    She claps. “Okay, it’s a go! I’ll spin first.” Halcyon does the first move, and after a moment it stops. “Maraj… truth or dare?”
    Maraj sits up from Sean’s embrace. “I’m feeling a bit spicy tonight, so I’ll say… dare.”
    “Well… I’ve got something for ya,” Halcyon gestures her. “I dare you to kiss me.”
    “Oh hell yeah—”
    Don’t be afraid to catch feels… Halcyon climbs on over to Maraj and they begin making out. As everyone is enjoying the moment, Sean, sitting right beside the two, takes his phone out to capture it. “Oh god, look at this shit yo.”
    After a full minute, they let go of each other. Halcyon gets back over to Trevante, realizing she may be bisexual. But before she gets too deep into that thought, somebody knocks on the door. She gets up and walks over to the door, to find out it’s her neighbor.
    Halcyon pauses the Beats Pill and fixes her hair. “Oh, hi Olaf. What’s the word?”
    “I don’t want to sound like a dick, but can you turn your music down? I’m trying to sleep and stuff.”
    “Oh…” She puts her hand on her chest as Rashad gets up to refill the drinks. “I’m sorry about that, we’re in the middle of something… do you have any noise isolators?”
    He squints at her. “...no?”
    “Here,” she says as she quickly grabs the Beats Studio headphones sitting beside the door. “You can borrow these, they help me sleep sometimes. I listened to Lust for Life in these once and it knocked me out faster than sleeping pills.”
    “Oh thanks, but do you know when I should bring these back?”
    “Anytime. Have a good rest!” She closes the door and resumes the music. Tell me how you feel right now, ‘cause all I wanna do is keep it real right now… “Ok who wants to spin the bottle next?”
    “A-YO,” Milan shouts.
    “Alright, big boy.” Halcyon sits back down and Maraj suddenly gets up. Halcyon looks to Sean. “What’s she doing?”
    “She says she need a break, so…,” he shrugs.
    “I really don’t blame her, too many drinks can fuck you up…”
    Milan spins the bottle and it stops at Diamond. She speaks before Milan asked the question. “Dare!”
    “I… dare you to let me give you a lapdance… with your fiancé’s permission.”
    Trevor looks at him. “I don’t care, just as long as ya don’t go beyond a lapdance.”
    Now we’re talkin’!” Release, let go, and have a good time… Diamond gets up and pulls out a chair as the bass gets deep. Milan takes off his black tee and wraps it around her neck as he goes Magic Mike on her. With fresh glasses of champagne, everyone else begins to cheer and woot at them as they get into the groove of the song.


    After about 30 minutes of sweeping and spraying and even more sweeping, Halcyon’s apartment is back to the way it was before the chaos. Halcyon checks her phone and sees a flood of texts via random numbers. You might wanna check the forums, they’re talking about you, one read. “Huh?”
    “What’s wrong babe?”
    Halcyon logs into FOTP and sees about 100 new notifications from the past 12 hours. She hits one of them and finds a post in the Official Picture Thread, showcasing photos from last night, including some semi-NSFW photos hidden under a spoiler. “We have an even bigger mess to clean up now.”
    “And that is?”
    “Our reputation.” She hands him the phone, showing a picture of Trevante licking Halcyon’s chest as she signals the camera.
    “I think Sean took that… but how did it—”
    “It’s all over FOTP,” she says as she crosses her arms. “My job could very well be in jeopardy here, one more crack in the glass and I’m done.”
    He hands it back to her. “Don’t worry babe, shit happens to the best of us… y’know what they say: what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”
    She chuckles a bit. “Obviously, since I come out a stronger person every day after we make love.”
    They both wrap each other in their arms for a moment, and then Trevante checks the time. “Well, I gotta give this back to Milan, he’s probably waiting on me…”
    He grabs the lubricant and goes to open the door. But when he does, a dark figure stands in front of him. “Where do you think you’re going, boy?” With a strong push, he sends Trevante flying right back into the living room, sprints over and puts him in a chokehold. “Heaven wasn’t ready for me, but they will be ready for you!”
    Halcyon dashes towards the two men. “GET OFF OF HIM NOW.” She pushes the figure away from Trevante and punches him in the face. As Trevante gasps for air, Halcyon grabs her firearm from under the sofa cushions and cocks it. “Who the fuck are you and why are you in my crib?”
    “See for yourself,” he says as he lifts his head for the sunlight to reflect.
    “Yep.” He wipes the blood dripping from his nose. “I came here to get my revenge on the person who killed me.”
    Trevante? No no no no, he was just proven innocent—”
    “Because there wasn’t enough evidence to prove it. He hired somebody to take me over to this mansion, where I was held for a year, and I died trying to escape from it all.”
    She eyes Trevante, who is finally able to breathe normally again. “Is this true?”
    “No, he’s lying. I didn’t do shit—”
    “I’m lying? Bitch I know you called them when I was waiting outside—”
    Halcyon becomes curious and turns back to Cosmic. “How do you know?”
    “I mean, he knows these chicks, so something must’ve been up.”
    “Do you know what happened to Alvin?”
    “Who killed him?”
    He gets up. “Me.”
    Holy shit… Wide-eyed with a side of twitching, Halcyon stares at him as she lowers her gun. “Trevante, call the police… we’ve got a suspect on our hands.”
    Before he could even make a sound, Halcyon, furious, kicks Cosmic out onto the back balcony. Trevante grabs his phone and dashes into the kitchen. “Hello? We need officers out here immediately—”
    Halcyon goes outside and pins Cosmic down to the floor. “Why did you kill Alvin?”
    “He was forcing me to review Divide or else… he would kill me at the castle on the hill.”
    “So you decided to kill him?”
    “Yes…” Halcyon remains indifferent. “I felt threatened okay, it ain’t my fault—”
    “Bullshit.” Halcyon punches him again, but as she grabs for her gun, she notices something odd. She puts her finger on his philtrum, where blood started gushing out from the impact. “This… this isn’t blood, it’s… blue?” Cosmic suddenly reaches for Halcyon’s throat, and she pushes him right back down. She steps away and points the gun to his head. “Who the hell are you?”
    “I’m Cosmic—”
    “No you’re not, stop lying.”
    “Yes I—”
    “If you were, your blood wouldn’t be so discolored.”
    “That’s because I’m immortal.”
    She shoots him in the leg. “How ‘bout that for immortal?”
    “You c—”
    She puts her left heel on his throat. “Look… I don’t want to kill you, but you’re just not the same person I thought you were… I guess the moonlight faded away, how unfortunate…” She cocks her gun again. “Any last words, old friend?”
    Police sirens can now be heard pulling into the property. “Payback is a bad bitch, and Hal, you’re the baddest…”
    She gets puzzled. “What?”
    “You got him back… I knew you would…”
    “Got who back?”
    His voice suddenly changes. “I know everything.”
    Shook, Halcyon shoots him in the face, killing him. She looks up to the sky and takes a few deep breaths, when the door bursts open. Maraj and a fellow officer step outside and notice a pool of blue blood surrounding the body. “What happened here?”
    “Somebody claiming to be Cosmic showed up to kill Trevante, but I put an end to it before ‘he’ did anything.”
    “He looks just like I remember him as.” She touches the blood, noticing how abnormally cold it is. “This is some horror story shit over here.”
    “At this point, I honestly don’t know anymore…”
    “It’s probably some ancient virus.” Maraj signals the officer to take care of the body as she and Halcyon go back inside. “So… why else was he here?”
    “He confessed to killing Alvin.” Maraj’s eyes begin to grow. “He killed him because Alvin forced him to review an album that he despised, so instead of talking it over he chose to murder him.”
    “Explains the bloody copy…” She looks down with her arms crossed.
    Halcyon checks her texts and notices an unopened message sent from Diamond. She opens it and then notices a video is attached. As she plays the video, she steps away from everybody and within a moment becomes appalled. That plan sounds so… good… Trevante notices Halcyon just standing there. “Are you ok?” She turns around raising her eyebrow and chewing her tongue. “Hal—”
    In almost an instant, she slaps him so hard, a dark mark is left on his face. “How can you do this to me?!”
    “Do what—”
    “Betray me like this, I thought I could trust you to not go back over there—”
    He realizes what she’s talking about. “I-I can explain—”
    “Yeah… you BETTER before I—”
    “I wasn’t aware that I was being recorded, a’ight?”
    She stops. “You weren’t?”
    “No…” He begins to stutter. “I-I had an idea then that could’ve helped with their endeavors, but she advanced and took me over…”

    Flashback: April

    In the middle of a meeting, Hannah and Trevante enter the guestroom to talk in private. When she closes and locks the door, Hannah stands in front of him and crosses her arms. “So… what’s your idea?”
    “Well…” He folds his hands. “I feel like maybe we should try and be more incognito.”
    “When we go out to places, y’all should put on some disguises.” She starts rubbing on his suit. “I know somebody from the business who would be more than willing to help out.”
    “You do, huh?”
    “Yes…” He notices Hannah unbuttoning his lust dress shirt. “What’s going on?”
    “Oh, I thought it was getting a bit hot in here, or is that just me?”
    He looks up and begins to feel the heat. “Yeah… I guess it is.”
    Trevante proceeds to take off his suit and shirt, which further catches Hannah’s attention. She takes off her fur to catch his. “You can finish the honors so we can discuss it further.”


    “From that point, I just let down my guard… I don’t know.”
    Halcyon looks down, trying not to punch the wall beside her. “That bitch.”
    “And I’m sorry for falling for her, it wasn’t my intention yet—”
    “She exploited you.”
    Trevante stares at her. “Exactly.”
    He falls on his knees, and she does the same. “I forgive you… I know a lot is happening and I don’t want to make it worse than it already is… for the both of us.” She gets up. “But we should go over there.”
    He also gets back up. “Why?”
    “To give her a piece of my ass.”
    Maraj, who’s been watching them the entire time, looks at Halcyon’s wardrobe. “But first y’all need to change your damn clothes, the party’s been done with for the past 12 hours.”
    Halcyon notices she’s still wearing the nude lingerie and that Trevante needs a shirt. “Shit…” She looks around, but then her mind clicks. “I do have something we can use.”

    “These guns that are being given to you are to defend yourselves, not to play with yourselves,” Hannah states as Jay lays 5 guns down on the table before them. “If you mistake this for a sex toy, you better have a suicide note ready!… Sylk…”
    Sylk looks up. “What?”
    “Remember whenever the Floptopia Awards were held and you decided to stick a pistol up your ass to bypass the security, only to have it go off before we even left?”
    She shakes her head and pets her hair. “No… It was a bleak moment darling, truly bleak.”
    Suddenly, something massive drops from the ceiling. It lands like a bullet triggered from a moon-sized gun, but it wasn’t a meteor, a rock, nor The Rock. It was… “Saiga?”
    “Yes, hello you fags,” Saiga says as she brushes the debris off from that landing.
    Everybody grabs their gun and points it at her, but Jay gives out a warning. “Don’t shoot yet. These are fully loaded, just a reminder.”
    Taylor looks to him and smirks. “That’s not the only thing that’s fully loaded.”
    “Can you not make a sexual remark for once?”, Hannah snaps. “And you always bring that up at the wrong time, so go take your imaginary dick and throw it out into the woods.” She turns back to Saiga. “Anyways, back to this bitch—”
    “Well this bitch is yearning for your man, so I can suck the youth out of him.”
    “No, the other one.”
    Trevante? He’s in jail.”
    “Well then, that’s too bad.” Saiga takes out a copy of MDNA from her pocket. “¡Mirad! My secret weapon: mediocre pop music…”
    Unexpectedly, Lily bursts. “NO—”
    A bullet gets fired from somebody’s gun, with an aim at Saiga, but the jewel case blocks and sends it back in the girls’ direction. The bullet barely misses Hannah and hits Eithne in the shoulder. Everyone witnesses her collapsing to the floor.
    Lily drops her gun to check up on her, but it’s too late. Eithne takes her final breath in Lily’s arms. I feel the fever… “We lost her, girls.”
    Taylor just stands there. “Aw, now she can’t see Kylie become global, what a bummer.”
    “When has she ever been global,” Cody comments.
    Hannah loses it. “SLUTS, this is serious. Y’all are such imbeciles I—” Her eyes see Saiga running towards the record player. “Fuck no—”
    Hannah grabs her bat and sprints over. She starts swinging it when Saiga begins to wield a knife, missing her. Hannah hits Saiga in the ankle, dropping her to the ground and losing grip of the knife. Before she is able to grab it, the front entrance door opens with thunderous force. Hannah becomes irritated. “This again…”
    Halcyon, Trevante, and Maraj march into the property with body armor and jawlines for days. Saiga notices Trevante. “Well, why don’t you look at that? He’s not even in a jumpsuit!” She begins to slowly walk up to them. “Te he estado esperando.” {I’ve been waiting for you.}
    Halcyon, recognizing Saiga’s dialect, raises her gun. “No lo estás tocando.” {You’re not touching him.}
    “¿Y qué te hace pensar que alguien me va a detener?” {And what makes you think that someone’s gonna stop me?}
    “Esta.” {This.}
    Halcyon shoots and the bullet successfully hits Saiga right in the chest. She collapses to the ground and dies in a pool of purple blood. Hannah walks up to the trio, pretending to be shocked. “Oh wow, you just saved us!”
    “Nah, I only did that to save him.” Halcyon puts the gun back in her pocket.
    Trevante is astonished. “Since when did you learn Spanish? Police academy?”
    Halcyon grins. “College.” She proceeds to crack her knuckles. “What did y’all do to Cosmic?”
    Cosmic?” Hannah raises an eyebrow. “I only know of an Alex.”
    “Ok… what happened to Alex?”
    “Alex was a bitch honestly,” Cody blurts out.
    Then Sylk explodes. “We held him hostage for a year because he wouldn’t o—”
    Hannah swings the bat at her and Sylk gets knocked out. Halcyon looks at Hannah suspiciously, which causes her to finish Sylk’s sentence. “He wouldn’t obey my rules.”
    “What rules?”
    “I forget. They're new so I have to keep count.”
    Halcyon lets out a big sigh. “Now, why did you lure Trevante into that room?”
    “Oh you’ve seen the tape? I knew you would,” Hannah says as she puts her hair down. “But he was the one who wanted to go in and ask me in private.”
    “But didn’t you make the first move?”
    “Yes I did… he may be the master of seduction, but he himself is so easy to trick—”
    In a burst of anger, Halcyon slams Hannah against the wall. “You whore—”
    Hannah picks up her bat after it fell from the impact. “I didn’t know we were talking about yourself here!”
    “So I’m a whore for sleeping with your accomplice?” She looks to Trevante, who’s now giving her a what-the-fuck expression. “No offence.”
    “No. You’re a whore, because you would rather—”
    Before Hannah could finish her sentence, the lights go out. As everyone becomes bewildered, Sylk gains back consciousness and hits a whistle note. The noise is so powerful, some of the windows begin to crack and the lights begin to flicker back on. When the power is fully restored, there is a change. “Where did Saiga go?”
    Sylk, how can she go anywhere when she’s dea—” Hannah stops as she looks over to where Saiga used to be. There was no visible sign that she was even there; no cracks or blood. “What the hell? Did one of you skanks do anything to it?”
    Out of nowhere, a dark figure wearing a cowboy hat appears in that spot. Hannah drops her bat and picks up Eithne’s gun as everyone else draws theirs. The figure takes off her hat and throws it on Eithne’s body. “Looks like my harvest is going well. More food for me, I guess.”
    Hylia… don’t do this.”
    “And why shouldn’t I?” She looks to Hannah. “I’ve been silent all these years, witnessing a catastrophe unfold from right under me, and now y’all are gonna pay.”
    “Why did you even tell the whole community about the—”
    “Because we’re manipulators, it’s what we do, dumbass. We tell people lies and make them seem true, not the other way around.”
    Hannah begins to shoot at Hylia, but the bullets deflect right off. “What the…”
    “Oh, did I mention I’m completely bulletproof? It’s not a sorta fairytale, sweetie.” She brings out the same knife from the night before. “I built this sanctuary from my own blood, sweat and tears, and I will die protecting it from traitors like you.”
    “I’ve never seen anything like this before,” Halcyon gasps. “What do we do?”
    “Hold up, I’ve got the perfect idea,” Maraj declares. She brings out her radio and signals the police. “Bomb squad? I need some explosives as soon as possible, 69 Skinny Lane. Over.”
    Hannah turns to Maraj. “Are you seriously doing this?”
    “There’s no other choice.”
    As the sound of the squad car comes closer, Hylia’s voice deepens to a demonic roar. “I swear by the goddess Tori Amos, I will have all of your heads on a silver platter.
    Hal, watch out!”
    Hylia dashes across the foyer, but then someone fires a shot at the chandelier, knocking it off its hinges. It comes crashing down on top of Hylia, trapping her. She tries to escape, but the heavy light won’t budge an inch. “I will get y’all back and I will see the harvest, I guarantee it!
    “Everyone, get out before it explodes!”
    An officer begins to escort everybody out of the building, and Halcyon and Trevante rush out safely. She looks at him with awe. “Did you fire that shot?”
    “I had to, she was coming for you.”
    As the other girls get out on their own, Jay carries Hannah on his shoulder. An air grenade is thrown into the foyer as she shouts at him. “I refuse to leave without my diamonds and pearls!”
    “Those are just materialistic items you can replace.”
    “But they’re all I have left…” When she finally frees herself, the grenade goes off and glass goes everywhere. Thick dust smoke begins to make its way out from the roof as she and Jay look on from a distance. “I guess I need to start licking donuts again.”
    “And there will be plenty of them for you to lick, honey.”
    Hannah turns around and notices Maraj carrying some handcuffs. “What the hell do you think you’re doing?”
    “Your time is up,” Halcyon says. “You and your sisters will be booked to the FOTP Jail for abducting and conspiring to murder Mr. Cosmic Moon.”
    As the 5 remaining girls get their wrists slapped, Cody speaks out. “No worries! I’ll have Jimmy bail us all out and we’ll forget this ever happened.”
    Halcyon winks at them. “We’ll see about that.” Hannah gasps as Halcyon turns her back to them. “I’ll let the Sheriff know that y’all are coming. Maraj, take them away.”

    As Maraj and the officers escort the girls into the squad car, Halcyon and Trevante get back into the Kia Soul. She takes a few deep breaths. “3 months in the making, and we finally got them…”
    “Yeah, we got ‘em good,” he sighs. “And again, I’m sorry for everything that’s happened, for turning my back against you.”
    “It’s fine. We all make mistakes sometimes. Some small, and some big… that’s life. Those mistakes are what make us who we are; imperfect, yet immaculate.”
    They stay silent for a moment as everyone leaves, leaving behind a mansion with extensive damage. Trevante then looks her right in the eyes. “I love you.”
    Halcyon, stunned, looks back at him. She feels a tear rolling down, but he wipes it off. “I love you, too.”
    They lean in slowly to kiss each other, but then the radio comes back on. Mystery solved! Now, back to our countdown. They hold hands as the music begins. It’s like, I just love a cowboy, you know? I’m just like, I just, I know it’s bad. But I’m just like, can I just like, hang off the back of your horse, and can you go a little faster?!
    He smirks. “Do you wanna go cause some trouble?”
    “Trouble?” She laughs as she feels her heart beat faster. “I love trouble.”

    Characters featured on this episode:

    @Halcyon as Halcyon Banks
    Trevante Rhodes
    Milan Christopher (special guest)
    @Diamond as Diamond Barrett
    Trevor Jackson
    @Maraj as Maraj Kaplan
    (BigSean Anderson (special guest)
    @xoxo, olaf as Olaf (special guest)
    Rashad Jennings (special guest)
    @Cosmic as Cosmic Moon
    @Chapman. as Alvin Conley
    @Hannah as Hannah Suarez
    @Sylk as Sylk Bird
    Jayceon "The Game" (special guest)
    @Saiga as Saiga Bartoli
    Pietro Boselli (mentioned)
    @Taylor as Taylor Carillo
    @TattooedHeart as Lily Spence
    @Daenerys as Cody Knox
    @Aidan. as Eithne Burke
    @Hylia as Hylia Salinas
    Jimmy Garoppolo (mentioned)

    This is the end... for now.

    Thank you guys so much for reading this and for having the patience to wait this long. I didn't think it would take me 4 months to complete this season, but things just kept getting in the way. As time becomes even more limited for me, and after writing this for so long, I'm burned out, so I'll be taking a hiatus. I don't know how long it'll be until I can start writing this again, but I promise it'll be very soon. Lastly, I would like to thank my friends and everyone in NUDES for motivating me to keep doing this. In the middle of July, about a third into writing this episode, I just wanted to quit because I felt like this had no purpose anymore, and I also felt like hardly anybody was interested in this as they once were. But my oh my did y'all prove me wrong, and thus I resumed work and here's the final product. So thank y'all so much for allowing me to do this and once again, I promise that the follow up will come very soon. I may even throw a few surprises in between while we wait. But until then, see you on the next case.


    ~ xoxo, Halcyon.

  11. Okay so me and my mom went to see Wonder Woman tonight. Now I wasn't crazy excited about it cause I have no fucking clue about any superheroes and their backstories and just generally don't care about them. They're all like born from space or "created" in weird ways and I think they're dumb. 

    So I went in expecting to enjoy this movie but now be head over heels in love with it. 

    Now let me say I was 100% wrong. 


    I have no loved a movie more, when I wasn't expecting to, like I did for this movie IN A LONG FUCKING TIME.

    This shit was fucking incredible. I have like no words. I'm shook to my fucking core. 

    First of all I had no idea her backstory was so full of Greek mythology (which wasn't the most accurate but whatever). 

    I LIVE for Greek mythology. So that alone had me way more interested. 

    And holy fucking shit she's incredible. Mild spoilers below in the spoiler. They don't really spoil plot but read at own risk:







    So yeah. I'm fucking slayed to like a new dimension. My weave is obliterated. I can't even process things rn. 

    I'm blown away and just had to vent it all out cause I'm a mess rn dead2 

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    Lana Del Rey's 5th (6th if you count AKA) anticipated album graced into our lives last friday, and after the disappointment that many fans felt with Honeymoon (including Yours Truly), Lana has reedem herself and showed to the world her talent and passion for the music. Here are my scores and some thoughts on the album.

    Love (10/10) -
    What an opener! Lana generally doesn't disappoint with her openers, and ofcourse, this is NO exception. I can't explain what's so great about this track, but i think that the lyrics play a huge part of it. I would even dare to say that this is my favorite Lana song in terms of lyricism, you can tell she really put effort in this record. The only downfall is that it doesn't set the mood of the album right away, but nevertheless, it's still a fantastic track.

    Lust For Life (ft. The Weeknd) (9.5/10) -

    The title track with two of my favorite singers in the world didn't disappoint at all. This isn't your typical Lana Del Rey song though, there's something more rhytmic about it and out of her comfort zone that i adore. It's an excellent track although the lyrics are kinda...there. But nonetheless, i enjoy it a lot and the video helped it a lot with the score.

    13 Beaches (8/10)

    Cherry (9/10)

    White Mustang (7/10)

    Summer Bummer (ft. ASAP Rocky & Playboy Carti) (7/10)

    Groupie Love (ft. ASAP Rocky) (10/10)

    My favorite track from the album. One of Lana's sexiest songs, Lana is really one of those singers that can evoke any emotion that she wants on a track, and this is what makes the song so great. The ASAP Rocky part is not needed, but it doesn't drag the song at all. Fantastic track.

    In My Feelings (8/10)

    Coachella-Woodstock In My Mind (6/10)

    If i wrote this right after Coachella was released i would have given it a straight 4 or less. Now, the song grew on me but it's still the lowest point on the album, doesn't mean that it's bad, it's just a filler.

    God Bless America - And All The Beautiful Women In It (8/10)

    When The World Was At War We Kept Dancing (10/10)

    This is a club song for Lana's standards, and i love it so much! The track brings me joy and it makes you want to dance with somebody, it literally takes you to the 50's where the world was at war, but this song just makes you want to forget about the bad things and dance.

    Beautiful People Beautiful Problems (ft. Stevie Nicks) (10/10)

    Another 10 in the basket. Amazing song that features a legend like Stevie Nicks. Their voices are so different, that somehow blend in so much it's crazy. I love the track and the lyrics of it, definetly another highlight.

    Tommorow Never Came (ft. Sean Lennon) (7.5/10)

    Heroin (7/10)

    Change (8/10)

    This song gives me Old Money vibes but IMO it's dragged for too long. It's still really good.

    Get Free (10/10)

    The opener was a 10, the closer is a 10. It shows that this time Lana nailed it with the tracklist (sort of). Get Free is like the happy sister of Ride, especially in this part of the song


    Sometimes it feels like I've got a war in my mind
    I want to get off but I keep riding the ride

    I love how Lana acknowledges her best song! A legend, the last minute with just the music playing is gold and should be the soundtrack of a movie. Overall, excellent closer.

    #LanaxGagaScore - 8.43 (Universal Acclaim)

    My Top 3 - Love, Groupie Love & Get Free

    Could Live Without - Coachella-Woodstock In My Mind, Heroin, White Mustang & Summer Bummer

  12. Hey whats up you guys i know it has been forever like almost a year since i havent blogged theres actually a list that i have right now its not much but anyways i would like to congratulate Kesha for her newest song "Praying" which was released July 6, 2017 if you HAVENT heard it yet (though im sure majority of you have) check it out on youtube! you can also download it on itunes, spotify, amazon music and google play. I cant wait for her album 'Rainbow' which will be released i think in......actually i dont know when it will drop lol but if you guys have any idea please leave a comment down below and i will take a look at it and the next time i blog i will definately talk about it. Anyways, onwards to todays blog! i have been playing the single pringle role for far too long and i think its starting to get to me. Lets see, did i ever tell you guys that i'm finally enrolled in college? it's not much but it is a start im enrolled in PBSC a.k.a Palm Beach State College because i have no idea what i want to do as a career so im starting off with having Criminal Justice as one of my majors 👏👏👏👏 yay to me i finally made it thru high school without dropping out (tho i had been thinking about doing it but its a good thing i havent) by the way you guys i know i made it as a joke but dropping out is no laughing matter for as you can see im one of the few in the family (mostly my dad's side my mom went to college but just like me she was the few who even made it pass highschool and made it to college as well) to even made it to college. My dad was a drop out with a G.E.D, my aunt did the same practically all of his family were drop outs (except for me) so he was really proud of me for staying in school and making it to college because just like any good parent he just wants the best for me. As i was saying yes i have made it and im very proud and hopefully i will make it to a university like FIU or maybe FAU i dont know but i will have to work hard and see. Another thing i would like to get off my chest is im getting noticed on youtube however i dont want a bunch of subscribers if im not able to even reach my laptop so i have to wait to find available time to even go on it and not only that i got to figure out this really cool screen recorder its called OBS (you can look it up right now if you like) and let's look at reality i'm not good at tech stuff so if i have time and my laptop with me i can always go on youtube and figure that stuff out. But the point im trying to get across is im getting subs and im so proud of myself and so i really want to achieve becoming a famous youtuber so that i will be better noticed for my videos and then i could go into further achievements like selling my own merch, going to vidcon and meeting fans..Im a little obsessed with attention and being noticed for what i do (just like how im so obsessed with love but we will talk about that another time) and i know this takes time so until then id have to wait so that i can make some adjustments to make my channel look nicer and more professional like other youtubers..by the way if you are a very well known youtuber (known for gameplays and rps) please i would like some advice on how i should make my channel look nicer and how i should record my videos..like is there a special way i should do my intro? my outro? is there a better way to record that i should download and install instead? let me know right away and i will take into consideration. wow that was a mouthful but enough of that i just wanted to get all that off my chest. I guess that is all i have to say for today i hope u guys enjoyed this blog. I will blog again sometime this week if im not busy. I love you guys...your my little pumpkin patch (pumpkins will always be my favorite) 🍊 i know it looks like an orange emoji but if you use your imagination it could be a delicious little pumpkin. Okay i will see you guys next time i love you! goodbye! 😚😚😚

  13. The Fame


    I always listened to some of the songs on the album but when I listened the whole album I realized how beautiful and well done it is, for me, it's Gaga's best album at the moment

    Favorite Tracks:

    2.Paper Gangsta
    3.I Like It Rough
    4.Brown Eyes
    5.Disco Heaven

    Special Mention to:

    *Beautiful, Dirty, Rich

    I have always loved Paparazzi, I Like It Rough, Disco Heaven, Summerboy, LoveGame and Beautiful Dirty Rich, Paper Gangsta and Brown Eyes were a surprise for me, I used to skip them but hey are SO good, I wish that Gaga would consider to perform them on some tour, but... I kinda doubt it, Paparazzi is THAT song, it's the best single of the album, and Paper Gangsta should have been single too, I Like It Rough is kinda repetitive but it's a bop, Brown Eyes is a very lovely song, Disco Heaven is one of my all time favorite bops, same with summerboy, which is sooo cute and BDR and LoveGame are bops too jj2 

    Less Favorite Tracks:

    2.Again Again
    3.Just Dance

    You may want to kill me (maybe jj2 ) BUT Just Dance is so... meh, I get it, it was the hype for Gaga back in time, but that song is sooooo MEH overrated, is a bop? yes it is, but it's just that, sometimes I skip it jj2 Starstruck is :( idk, and I know Again Again is just like a bonus track but it's still meh jj2 

    Favorite Videos:

    2.Beautiful Dirty Rich
    3.Poker Face
    4.Just Dance
    6.Eh, Eh

    Well Paparazzi's video is iconic, I LOVE Jonas work with videos, and even thought I really like Eh,Eh the video is A MESS moo3 it could have worked better with Summerboy tbh, it's kinda weird but it's not as good as the others released this era jj2 it could have been better

    My singles choices would be like:

    1.Poker Face
    2.Just Dance
    4.Paper Gangsta
    5.I Like It Rough
    7.The Fame

    Poker Face and Just Dances are a MUST on her discography, because we can't deny that these songs were the ones that give her a lot of recognition as an artist, so they are a must, Paparazzi would have been a better third single, more than Eh, Eh, anyways, then Paper Gangsta, amazing song to be single! then maybe as a promotional single I Like It Rough, maybe just in Europe, just a radio single, then LoveGame, then The Fame because i think it's good single material too, a video would have slayed tbh, and Summerboy as a closer, cute song, cute video, cute ending of this era, I think that with a good promo and a good video, maybe an edit or remixes, Summerboy would have been at least at top 15 single


    Just Dance 5/10
    LoveGame 9/10
    Paparazzi 10/10
    Poker Face 7/10
    Eh, Eh 8/10
    Beautiful, Dirty, Rich 9/10
    The Fame 8/10
    Money Honey 7/10
    Starstruck 3/10
    Boys Boys Boys 8/10
    Paper Gangsta 10/10
    Brown Eyes 10/10
    I Like It Rough 10/10
    Summerboy 9/10
    Disco Heaven 9/10
    Again Again 5/10
    Retro, Dance, Freak 6/10

  14. Its been a while since Ive done this but basically this is where I share the artists I found in the cracks of the recommended on youtube.

    1. Ängie

    The swedish singer can get a bit obnoxious with her rebellious lyrics, but I guess since sweden isn't fond of "smoking weed and eating pussy" Ängie doesn't shy away from her angst.


    2. Emily Vaughn

    At first listen, it might seem like Emily Vaughn is just another stale pop vocalist that can be replaced by anyone, but she has potential. Her songs "Think Twice" and "What Do You Want" or bops, but check out her most recent single "Mood"


    3. Billie Eilish

    Billie gained some popularity for her song being featured in 13 Reasons why. But as you can see by my current set I am in love with her sound and look. Bellyache is like a weird accoustic bop that turns into this house banger. Check it out


    4. Rico Nasty

    Rico might be a bit annoying with the autotune but I am in love with her debut record, it has this unique sound similiar to Lil Yachty but with the female flare and interesting topics


    5. Ronika

    Although the cover is problematic ew2 I enjoy the majority of her new album "Lose My Cool"

    It has these 80s inspired bops but also unique ones such as Dissolve which I HIGHLY recommend nat1 


  15. After she finishes that movie, she probably would want to take a long break in one of those Giza pyramids, which will preserve her youth and beauty for the next 100 years. Then she will have a literal comeback. Then she would take another another year to adopt to new trends, surroundings and evolved species. She would release a new album about partying in afterlife. Of course, no one would care because all her stans would be six feet under and fossilized. Madonna would flop, while Return of Jesus would be the thing. 



  16. VI-A




    Album - Butterflies

    Released: April 15th, 2017



    Album Re-Release - Butterflies 

    Released: May 01, 2017




    1st Single - You Like This 

    Released: March 27th, 2017



    2nd Singe - Butterflies 

    Released: April 8th, 2017



    Feature Single - Coalition - Christina Aguilera feat. Mariah Carey, Katy Perry & Ariana Grande

    Released: April 14th, 2017



    Feature Single - Scandalous - Erika Jayne feat. Mariah Carey 

    Released: April 14th, 2017



    3rd Single - Silk 

    Released: April 16th, 2017



    4th Single - Dear Tommy 

    Released: April 21st, 2017



    5th Single - Moments 

    Released: April 28th, 2017





    Weekly Singles Charts

    Singles Artist(s)


    W2 W3 W4 W5
    You Like This MC 3 10 22 35 -
    Butterflies MC - 1 9 19 29
    Coalition Christina Aguilera feat. MC & Others - - 4 7 9
    Scandalous Erika Jayne feat. MC - - 17 17 24
    Silk MC - - 3 9 22
    Dear Tommy MC - - - 3 18
    Moments MC - - - - 7
    Late Night (Remix) Rihanna feat. MC - - - - 4


    Albums Artist W1 W2 W3 W4 W5
    Butterflies Mariah Carey - - 1 1 3

    All-Times Charts

    # Single Artist Chart Peak Weeks On Chart
    103 You Like This MC 3 4
    72 Butterflies MC 1 4
    87 Silk MC 3 3
    253 Dear Tommy MC 3 2
    372 Moments MC 7 1


    # Album Artist Chart Peak Weeks On Chart
    13 Butterflies MC 1 3




    Challenge #1 | Label Fest

    Challenge #2 | The Single

    Challenge #3 |Coachella

    Challenge #4 |The Album

    Challenge #5 | The Tour


    To everyone, who voted. Thank You xx 

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    *NOTE: The events, characters and firms depicted in this dream story are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or banned, or to actual firms, is purely coincidental. 

    So, it all started with me on a date with this really hot guy, like he was so fucking hot, black, totally my type, tall and a had deep voice, we were clearly enjoying each others company he was totally into me, the only thing weird was his two little kids were there...yup he had kids. But Dream-Sylk was surprisingly fine with that, infact I was getting along just fun with the kids, being a mother to them and all. So after we finish eating, he tells the kids to go back to the car and we'll be right there, so I have a moment and one thing leads to another and we go like in the back or whatever and do the nasty. Once the nasty is done, (which was amazing I might add) Both the man and the kids suddenly disappear and I'm back at my place on my laptop, I suppose it's the next day or whatever? So I open my laptop, log in on Fotp, and I'm SHOOK. The Homepage looks different, there's an admin announcement, that fotp was being sold to someone. The entire layout had already been changed, all the Fotp favs are under one section and the main section is titled "Mariah Carey, Queen of Music" I'm like wtf is this shit??? So I scroll down, I have no idea how to use this new fotp, but I look at the status bar and there is a status from @Hermione that says "Wtf did Sylk do? sob1" and another status from @Aidan. that says "Sylk done fucked up. He betrayed the Kylie section, he betrayed all of us." and then another one from @Hannah that is just a sob1 crying emote. Her rep was negative 100k, all the statuses had like 333+ downvotes and there were comments from Onika like "there's nothing we can do now." And I'm like WTFFF is going on, then suddenly the page refreshes and there's a new status from @Daenerys "HE'S ONLINE" I get scared and shut my laptop and go to sleep.

    Then next day or whatever, apparently all of fotp lives close by so I come to hang out at the rep clique's usual hang out place, which is like a coffee shop, just like how it is in Friends but 10x cooler, but the coffee shop is burned down, and Hannah, @Hylia, @Saiga, @Hyun., @Taylor  @Halcyon @TattooedHeart @Diamond @Dr. Slay @Maraj etc are all helping clean up, they suddenly spot me and Hannah jumps me and starts attacking whilst yelling "what did you doooo??", Taylor and Daenerys hold her back. And I'm like "wtf did I do?"
    Now, mind you, this was a long ass dream so there's a huge plot hole here somewhere but Saiga starts explaining what happened, he says that fotp was bought under the name Sylk, and turned into a profit seeking pop forum. You have to pay to be on fotp now and only discuss about Mariah, everyone has negative rep except for Sylk and Aidan is banned every other week. So I'm like wtf I would never do that. But none of them believe me, so I ask for my girl Kali (@Yuna) since she would side with me, but they all tell me that after what happened Kali was so disgusted at what I had done, she decided to leave fotp forever. After hearing that I basically start bawling and have a meltdown. Seeing me cry and all everyone suddenly believe me, and we all have a group hug. We all start talking and come to the conclusion that this is all a plan orchestrated by none other than the anti-rep clique, the people who've always hated us, this is their plan to tear apart the rep clique/nudes. We all basically turn into Nancy Drew, and me DETERMINED to get Kali back, also start investigating. We learn that Onika does not know any of this tom foolery, and the sale of fotp hasn't yet went through, so we decide to get brave and make an offer on it, Onika tells us that the other buyer aka the fake "Sylk" has upped their original offer after hearing about us so we basically have a bidding war, ultimately Onika gets fed up and proposes a battle, and I say yes! All ya'll start hating me saying that the anti-rep clique which also consists of the mods have a much larger army than us, we would never be able to fight them, but I like give a motivational speech and what not and all ya'll show up, all NUDES members, past and present plus all the rep clique supporters like Hermione, @Royale, @Royalty, @#Music @Malfoy, @Coca-Cola @Cosmic @Vilppu @Skyline @Juinaeetc like literally everyone I'm friends with one here show up, ready to support and fight alongside us.

    The day of the battle arrives, and it's EXACTLY like the Battle of the Bastards episode from Game of Thrones except ofcourse 10x cooler. One one side, the rep clique army all mixed up and in a jumbled pattern, while the opposing army all in large numbers and perfectly coordinated. Suddenly, @Tasso appears from behind yelling Sylkkkkk and everyone takes out their weapons to attack him but I wave a hand and all ya'll stop (btw I look so fucking bad ass here) Tasso tells me that mods aren't involved in this, I'm like what?? then who is? Tasso tells me that the mod + Lana clique actually want us to win, cause I became a lana stan not too long ago and I get along with all the mods, so that kind of created an inconspicuous alliance between us. We're all shook! Then who are these people fighting us? I ask.

    Suddenly the leader of the army on the other end steps out... and I look through my binoculars and I'm SHOOK it's none other than Count Olaf, he gives a speech about how we never respected him and accepted him in the rep clique or Big Brother game, thus he has gathered all our haters and created a dupe army, and planned to tear apart the rep clique by using it's most important and key member aka Sylk! The hot guy with the kids was actually a hitman sent by him that was supposed to kill me, but I gave him good sex so he spared my life apparently. And he also burned down the coffee shop hang out place so there wouldn't be chance of us getting back together, but his plan didn't work. "But it does not matter, now we end this once and for all." Count Olaf declares. We all start shaking, our army barely visible on the field, and theirs spread wide across, as far as the eye could see. They start marching forward and we have no choice but to fight. So the battle begins and we're basically losing, many of us are killed. I'm on the verge of dying, when Hylia saves me and we kiss and have a moment where he tells me to do what I was meant to do, what my purpose in life is. Suddenly, I get up and start hitting a whistle note and out of nowhere three huge dragons appear, Count Olaf and his army are SHOOK. But we're still outnumbered, so suddenly, we hear a siren and Witness (the song) starts playing, we look over our shoulder and all of fotp is here to fight including the mods, the lana, katy, taylor, xtina, beyonce etc etc all the cliques, Americunt, Hunty Bear, fab LanaxGaga, Philip, Anna-wa, Honey, Entea, Rupaul etc everyone I've ever known on fotp is here and leading the army is none other than KALI!!! We all fight and Count Olaf's army retreats, basically at this point I start waking up slowly so it's all very disjointed, but we won ofcourse. And FOTP was restored, Onika and @Lachlan bestowed me with Member of The Century along with a Hall of Fame AND a Mariah + Kylie perm Section, with not 4 but 300 Wendy Emotes! I made up with everyone, Taylor, Hannah, Hyun, Daenerys etc etc and Kali and we all hug and we all collectively upvote Count Olaf's ban log. 
    The End. 

  18. I'm back back back back back again for my second review because I'm bored as fuck!

    Today I'm going to review Carly Rae Jepsen's "Emotion" (stylized as "E•MO•TION"). At first, diving into this album I didn't have too many high expectations. I was tempted to listen to the whole album after hearing the brilliant singles "Run Away With Me" and "Your Type", both songs making a lasting impression on me, however my thoughts on Carly Rae Jepsen were still conflicted after the bubblegum pop endeavours of her earlier work including the single we'll never forget, "Call Me Maybe". Although both singles blew me away I still assumed they were singles for a reason and that the rest of the album would be mediocre at best by Jepsen's standards. However, my bias was certainly proved wrong because this is such an incredible and underrated pop album, definitely proving Jepsen as a strong pop musician. Unlike her earlier work, although this album still has a fun and light-hearted feeling to it, it simultaneously feels much more creative and intuitive which makes the biggest difference in Jepsen's overall presentation and makes for an album that proves able to be fun and entertaining yet insightful to some degree, which is what I think Jepsen was really missing in her early stuff. Without further ado, let me jump into a track-by-track review.


    1. Run Away With Me: Honestly, an absolutely perfect album opener. This is one of the strongest lead singles from a pop album I've heard in a long time and it's a shame it didn't receive the mainstream recognition it deserved. Right off the bat, this is my favorite track off of the album. Sometimes, having the first track be strongest can be a weak quality in an album, because it sets up for disappointment. However, although Run Away With Me is the strongest track, the others manage to keep up with the mood and path that it sets, which allows this song to serve as a brilliant opener which gives us an opening vibe to prepare us for the rest of the album, which is wonderful. Not only that, but the upbeat thematics of the song also make it a strategic placement for the album opener. Everything about this song makes for a perfect pop song. Not only are Jepsen's vocals amazing, but the synth production is absolutely outstanding and puts me in such a good mood. Also, for such a light hearted song, the lyricism is actually not bad, and there are some really awesome lines thrown in there, such as "I'll be your sinner in secret". Overall, this is an absolute flawless execution of a pop song and I think it's by far one of the standouts on the album - and an obvious choice for lead single. 10/10


    2. E•MO•TION: Ironically, after the absolutely brilliant standout as our opener, I feel like this title track is one of the weakest. Now, thankfully it doesn't necessarily ruin the brilliant vibe that "Run Away With Me" sets us up with, but it definitely throws it off a bit. The production on this one is much less distinct, and an overwhelming upbeat-ness clouds the fact that this song really lacks any unique character or personality of it's own. It gets lost in the midst of the album as a filler track. This lack of distinction also makes this song a let down as a title track. It's mostly the production on this one that sets it off course, opting for a briskly bubblegum sound which does little to solidify the uniqueness Jepsen aimed for. Lyrically, it's nothing special either. The vocals are yet again quite nice but nothing to save this song from being any less forgettable. If this song wasn't the title track, I would forget it existed. 4/10


    3. I Really Like You: Now this is "Call Me Maybe" done right! This is what the title track was aiming to create but failed at. Although flamboyantly bubblegum, I Really Like You mixes adorably upbeat bubblegum moods and themes with a synth-pop edge that makes for a song that manages to feel unique and characteristically realized which is exactly what the title track was missing. Probably the most light-hearted song on the album, this song is just pure dreams, smiles and rainbows, and it's amazing!! A brilliant choice as a single, if you ask me. The lyrics are of course quite simple but executed in the best way possible. The instrumental is flawless and the touch of the "hey!"s in the background, and other little details like that, bring the song to it's full potential. Jepsen's vocals once again prove to be really strong, but this time, heightened by a complimentary instrumental and atmosphere. This song is a prime example of the absolute perfect way to create a bubblegum pop song and it's one of the most brilliant standouts on the album. 10/10


    4. Gimmie Love: Now, this track is such a wonderful "key change" of sorts through the album. The first three tracks prove to be wholly upbeat, happy and fun, which although really entertaining, could get very tiring and reductive if the whole album was like so. Gimmie Love is the much needed break from overwhelming upbeatness, and in a really strategic position, too, at track number four. The vocals are simple but beautifully executed. Although the instrumental is much lower-key than the other three tracks, it still finds a way to define it's self individually, which again, was what the title track was missing. And even though it's a lower-key song, there's still a wonderful catchyness about it and there's a nice kick and cute beat to make the song remain fun and pop without having to be an overwhelming bundle of joy and happiness. The lyrics are simple and cute, but conceptually, nothing too special, but again, this is a really cute track and a much needed break on the album. 9/10


    5. All That: Now, this is TRULY a breakaway track and something so fresh and unseen for the album. I love every single element that Carly experimented with for this song. Although this song had a lot of potential to become any other little sweet ballad or poetic love song, it became so much more because of it's production and full realization. Carly and her team did such a fucking outstanding job at making this a throwback 80s ballad without (a.) becoming lost in trying to recreate a theme and in turn, having the song come off as pretentious and dumb (b.) not committing to the theme enough and failing at paying homage to such an iconic style, or (c.) failing to add a new, unique and individual aspect to it and instead having the song just become a knock-off or nothing more than a parody. The 80s style is recreated in such a brilliant way and the execution is so authentic because it still manages to feel signature - like a Carly Rae Jepsen song, or at least like a song off of this album, rather than a parody or copycat. Even the conceptualization of the lyrics is absolutely fucking genius and this doesn't even have to be the most spectacular song in terms of vocals to really be a huge standout. Flawless! 10/10


    6. Boy Problems: Moving on to one of the other singles on the album, we have this adorable little tune, Boy Problems. Firstly, I'd like to say that I really like the concept and the execution behind the lyrics. It doesn't have to be the deepest or most intuitive song ever written to still have some lyrics that are written really, really well, and I actually really appreciate the lyricism in this track - although it's simple in nature, it's effective in concept. This song is super groovy and again piggybacks off of that lovely 80s throwback style that the whole album has been serving. Again, similar to "All That", the song doesn't seem to lose it's own identity in an attempt to pay homage which is key for executing a throwback style. Can I also say that I really appreciate those adorable "na na na na na na"s in the choruses that really add something so spicy and fun to this song. However, I do think that the track, especially as a single, is just missing a certain little something. Maybe it needed a really powerful vocal moment, or some more kick to the production - there's just a little feeling missing that wont let me give this one a ten. Still, though, a great song. 9/10


    7. Making The Most Of The Night: My god, this album is just filled with powerful song after powerful song. It's crazy that thus far, the only song that's let me down at all was the title track it's self. And let me say, this track right here is for sure the second best on the album behind "Run Away With Me". From the very start of the song it has such a powerful and unique energy. There's something so whimsical and magical about that intro that makes me vibeeeeeee. Then those beats kick in god damn. In isolation, all of the elements of this track are done brilliantly. The vocals are absolutely lovely, and unlike "Boy Problems", Jepsen varies and fluctuates her voice throughout the track which really adds something big to it's overall feeling. The production is also done flawlessly and is one of the more unique production jobs on the album. The 80s throwback vibes are still there, but this feels completely revolutionized in terms of instrumental, and the uniqueness of those lullaby effects and whimsical sounds means that this song has such a huge identity of it's own. Even the lyrics are really well written and put a smile on my face. This is the epitome of well-executed pop music. 10/10


    8. Your Type: CAN CARLY SLAY JESUS DO NO WRONG OH MY GOD. Yet ANOTHER amazing fucking track on this album, what the fuck?! Jesus, I have so much to say about this one. This is the song that inspired me to look further into Carly, specifically this album, because of how truly amazing it is, and because of how huge of a stretch it is from her earlier stuff. This song is actually so god damn incredible and is put together with such finesse, it's crazy, honestly. First of all, that absolutely amazing production which manages to keep the song's emotions flowing, yet also have such a sick kick that you can get down to and cry along with at the same time. The lyricism on this song is, in my opinion, the best on the entire album. The lyrics are so beautiful, raw and emotional and they're only heightened by the vocals. I can literally feel Carly' whole heart as she sings and it's so vulnerable and amazing. You can really, really tell that this song was written from a place of some really deep emotion (no pun intended) and that's so respectable. This song is just so intuitive and creative and proves Carly as quite a genuine and artistic force in modern pop. I also love the fact that this track was chosen as a single because it makes it feel even more authentic knowing that it's one of Carly's favorites, too. 10/10


    9. Let's Get Lost: To be honest, I'm actually so thrilled to finally have a bad song after that seemingly-endless streak of flawless tracks. Yeah, this one is.... not good. This track is such a vibe-ruiner, to be completely honest. As the album is flowing, we're getting such powerful songs like "Your Type" and "All That - and then really flawless bangers like "Run Away With Me" and "Making The Most Of The Night" and then this song shows up, and honestly, it just feels so juvenile. There's seriously something so kidz bop about this track and it's not cute. The production on this one is so much lower-key than the rest of the album, but still tries to serve some high-energy, dance-power, but it does not work at all. That idea was executed millions of times better on "Gimmie Love". Honestly, this is just a bad song, nothing much to say. There's nothing special in her vocals at all, and she demonstrated some really great range and singing ability earlier on in the album. Hell, even the title track had some salvageable vocals. This one is just boring. I also really dislike the lyrics - they portray Carly as sort of a callous, player-ish character and it gives me bad vibes. 2/10


    10. LA Hallucinations: Thankfully, LA Hallucinations jumps in to save the course of the tracklist once again! Thank lord for this song because "Let's Get Lost" really set the album off course. This is such a standout on the album in terms of uniqueness. It's a lot different than a lot of the other material on here, but still manages to feel cohesive and in-place which is a great feat. From the very beginning of that instrumental, you can feel something fresh and new which I really appreciate. I also love that this song actually feels less-80s inspired. It's nice to take a little second away from the whole 80s thing. It's still cohesive in terms of 80s inspiration, there's some digital vibes going on, but overall, it feels like it's its own little moment on the album and I really like that. The verses are absolutely incredible and THAT GIGGLE IN THE FIRST VERSE GETS ME EVERY MOTHERFUCKING TIME HONEY. There's something trappy about this song and I love it. The lyrics are also so fucking cool, and such a brilliant and much-needed break from all of the romance themes. In fact, looking back, all songs except "Making The Most Of The Night" were centered around themes of romance, this break from that is so lovely. The choruses aren't as strong as the verses in my opinion, but still really cool. However, I do think that the bridge is the weakest point in this song, it's not necessarily bad, but not good compared to the rest of the track. Also, similar to "Boy Problems", I do feel like this track is missing a little something something here and there. Never-the-less, a brilliant song. 9/10


    11. Warm Blood: Fuck me UP. Talk about a standout!! This song is truly such a special moment on the album and I think everybody who's a fan of this album has so much fucking respect for every single thing that Carly did on this track. This is such a huge step-away from the rest of the album and holy fuck, it's so amazing. Carly really broke away from some of the more commercial, radio-friendly sounds she was rocking with and created something so fucking cool, unique, creative, artistic, intuitive, experimental, and everything in between. Let's start with the lyrics which are AMAZING. Do I care that we're back to romance? Not at all. Wanna know why? BECAUSE BITCH CAN WRITE. The lyrics are actually so flawless and I'm shook. The production on this track is the strongest on the whole entire album which is saying a lot because the production is by far one of the strongest features on the album. Holy fuck, all of the amazing experimentation, the sickening vocal effects, and that deadass amazing synthy kick, this is one seriously well-produced song. Even the vocals are so god damn cool, they're lower key yet they still manage to express some huge vocal talents. This is by far the most unique song on the entire album and it's such a huge standout, I love this one so much. So proud of Carly. 10/10


    12. When I Needed You: Blegh. Really, really disappointed in this ending. I'm gonna keep this one short because there's little to say about this song at all. Production is really....... uhhhh. Reminiscent of title track and "Let's Get Lost". Lyrics..... really suck. Vocals are unimpressive. The only redeeming quality in this track is those little "You come to me in dreams at night" moments which are cute. This track is.... bad. Such a weak note to end such a great album on, really, really disappointing. 2/10


    Overall: 105/120 or 88%

    Favorite songs: Run Away With Me, I Really Like You, Making The Most Of The Night, Your Type, Warm Blood

    Least favorite songs: Emotion, Let's Get Lost, When I Needed You


  19. I don't know whats with my mom. I never go to her and call her stupid or dumb or fat or any insults to her because I know she's my mom, and even if something does happen like getting mad or sarcastic at her, sometimes I do apologize. But when we were talking she got mad and told me "What are you, retarded?", and turned turned off the lights. She knows I hate the dark so she just left me in it. Just a few months ago she told me I was "half baked" which I thought was a "your retarded" remark, and called me stupid the other day, and other unmentionables. I don't know, I expect this kind of stuff from a school bully not your own mother.


    EDIT 1: My mom had apologized, we talked a little, it's all good



    EDIT 2: Yes there isn't much context behind it, and the thing I did might of been stupid, but it's just small simple situations, and I wouldn't see any justifiable reasons of calling your own son "retarded"

  20. Latest Entry





    Released: April 7th, 2017
    Recorded: 2016-2017
    Genre: Alternative, Synthpop
    Length: 33:44
    Label: Interscope Records
    Writers and Producers: Troye Sivan, Joel Little




    Released: April 4th, 2017
    Length: 3:26




    Released: April 17th, 2017
    Remixed: by Zedd; April 27th, 2017
    Length: 4:32 / 5:02




    Released: May 1st, 2017
    Length: 4:36





    Artist(s) W1 W2 W3 W4 W5
    Lucky Ones Troye Sivan 13 8 20 30 -
    Heart Allie X feat. Troye Sivan - - 7 21 23
    Tribe Lady Gaga feat. Kesha & Troye Sivan - - 1 4 14
    Butterfly Effect Troye Sivan - - 2 1 10
    Chasing Paths Troye Sivan - - - - 3



    Artist W1 W2 W3 W4 W5
    Chronos, Chapter 1: The Past Troye Sivan 1 1 2 3 7



    # Single Artist(s) Chart Peak

    Weeks on Chart

    13 Lucky Ones Troye Sivan 8 4
    20 Heart Allie X feat. Troye Sivan 7 3
    3 Tribe Lady Gaga feat. Kesha & Troye Sivan 1 3
    2 Butterfly Effect Troye Sivan 1 3
     48  Chasing Paths Troye Sivan 3 1




    Artist Chart Peak Weeks on Chart
     1  Chronos, Chapter 1: The Past Troye Sivan 1 5



    # Single Artist(s) Chart Peak

    Weeks on Chart

    111 Lucky Ones Troye Sivan 8 4
    192 Heart Allie X feat. Troye Sivan 7 3
    49 Tribe Lady Gaga feat. Kesha & Troye Sivan 1 3
    28 Butterfly Effect Troye Sivan 1 3
     334  Chasing Paths Troye Sivan 3 1




    Artist Chart Peak Weeks on Chart
     1  Chronos, Chapter 1: The Past Troye Sivan 1 5


    thank you to all the legends who voted for talent <3




  21. I'm totally confused again. I don't know who I should put into my Top 10 artists.

    I have 2 singers who are amazing but I can't choose because they are almost equal to me.

    I listed some things I like about them and some things I don't like.

    Maria Mena: I love her ballads and her voice, it's so fragile. I love that she is from Norway. I love that she has 7 albums. I sarted to follow her in Summer 2010. I don't really like that most of her songs sound the same. I don't really like her look, she reminds me of the girlfriend from my crush. Well she was mostly just there. I listend to her stuff but I never really care for her.

    Amy Macdonald: I love that she is mostly a rock singer (she makes folk-rock-pop music), she well known in Europe, she really pretty and she's from Scottland. I started to follow her in June 2012. The bad things are that she only has 4 albums and she had a 4 1/2 years break.

    Who should I choose?


    Amy Macdonald (left) and Maria Mena (right)

  22. Simultaneously glamorous and scandalous, The Real Housewives of FOTP is sure to be the most epic forum game yet in terms of shade, drama, kiis, and mess.

    Marriages, divorces, births, deaths, purchases, foreclosures, hookups, brawls, rehab visits, and meltdowns will all occur over the course of the explosive first season as the Housewives navigate themselves through challenges involving shopping sprees, dinner parties, fashion shows, tropical vacations and a confrontational reunion.

    Sign-ups will begin in a couple of weeks, when I make another post with eligibility criteria and further details.




    I made this teaser post to help potential Housewives familiarize themselves with the series and some of its most iconic facets and moments. Hopefully this post will assist in crafting your persona and tagline. Enjoy!


    Taglines - Take note. You'll need to come up with something snappy and witty for the opening credits I put together!



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