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Impossible Rank: Madonna Album Edition

This ranking is for the one and only queen: Madonna, bitch. ~I Don't Give A paraphrase reference~ I decided to do this because why not? I'm still on my little break but this gives me something to do and I love doing these so far even though they flop.   WARNING: I'm putting the first one in a spoiler because it is a very unpopular opinion and I don't need y'all bitching. If you open the spoiler, you are agreeing to not be a little bitch.   13:    12: Like A Virgin

Ryan Zamolodchikova

Ryan Zamolodchikova

Impossible Life: A Leave of Absence

So, I'm going to be taking a break from forums for a little while. I'm not sure when I will be coming back tbh. I'm just not in a good headspace right now and there's too much drama going on in my life. I just haven't been feeling good emotionally and really depressed. I'm just struggling a lot. If you want, follow me on twitter @Impossible_Ryan Love all y'all and I'll be back

Ryan Zamolodchikova

Ryan Zamolodchikova

Impossible Collection: My CDs & Vinyl

So, inspired by the amazing @Shiver and @Anna-wa with their flawless taste in music, I decided to be a trend hopper and post my Immaculate Collection.rar with everyone. Everything is a CD unless I specify if I have it on both formats or just vinyl. Also, with singles I'm not gonna specify the country and shit because that's too much work. Except the Japanese versions because they are so amazing and have so much more! WARNING: There is a LOT of Britney, Madonna, and Kylie   *NSYNC

Ryan Zamolodchikova

Ryan Zamolodchikova

Impossible Rank: Kylie Album Edition

12: Enjoy Yourself     Filler Highlights: Wouldn't Change A Thing, Never Too Late Can Go Suck A Dick: The Rest   11: Kylie     Really cute but still filler. Turn It Into Love is heavenly tho Highlights: I Should Be So Lucky, Got To Be Certain, Turn It Into Love Can Go Suck A Dick: the rest   10: X     Xtra. The non filler songs are really amazing though! It actually makes me feel good for placing

Ryan Zamolodchikova

Ryan Zamolodchikova

Impossible Rank: Britney Spears Album Edition

So, now that I have let Glory set in, I will do a rank of her albums. Britney has a pretty solid discography and she is my day one ride or die main bitch, I will do ha first. 9: Myah Jean   Even with all it's controversy and shit, it is still a good album. Not great, not amazing, not horrible. Good. It does sound kinda dated, even at release, but it definitely has some great songs such as Alien. The collabs were horrid and should just no. The whole album was basically a

Ryan Zamolodchikova

Ryan Zamolodchikova

Impossible Songwriting: Just Like Me (Myah Jean Diss Remix)

So I decided to write a diss remix for Myah Jean, let me know what you think   Got that money that you love The kind that drove you crazy Exactly what you're dreaming of I'll give it to you baby 14 songs in total Myah singing out her lungs While you're sitting down in the studio On your...your ass   Heart's beating fast When I'm pressing play I hear you in the back And I just can't believe   She sounds just like you,

Ryan Zamolodchikova

Ryan Zamolodchikova

Impossible Life: Struggling Part 1

So, idk but lately I just haven't been doing good emotionally. I've just been all over the place in my head the past week. It isn't that anything bad has been happening, actually a few good things happened to me concerning my job. A lot of past events just keep going through my mind. Some recent mistakes, breakup, things that have been said, done, etc. and it's just been affecting me so negatively that nothing is really cheering me up. I just want this little depressing phase to be over already

Ryan Zamolodchikova

Ryan Zamolodchikova

Impossible Review: The Velvet Rope

Today, I will be reviewing my favorite Janet album, The Velvet Rope I will not be including interludes because why would I? 1: Velvet Rope (10/10) Such an amazing start to the album and gives a general idea of what the album will be. To be honest, what isn't perfect about this song? It's beautiful with a hint of haunting and she spills the tea. Also the violins tho, adds so much drama. 2: You (6/10) A great fuck you song that also spills some great tea. The lyrics a

Ryan Zamolodchikova

Ryan Zamolodchikova

Impossible Life Lesson: Love Yo Self

If you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? Loving yourself is really a lot more important than you think. It basically affects every aspect of your life whether you notice it or not, let alone admit it or not. The love and acceptance you have of yourself directly correlates with your true confidence (not the fake shit y'all bitches pretending to have), some social skills, romantic life, etc. Loving yourself has to do with your body, flaws, mentalities, de

Ryan Zamolodchikova

Ryan Zamolodchikova

Impossible Reviews: Madonna's Ray Of Light

I decided to start this with a well liked and well known album. I've always wanted to do reviews for albums and stuff so here's a go.  Ray Of Light is considered by most as Madonna's best album or up there with Like a Prayer. It was her last album of the 90s and her stupid bitch of a daughter made it so she couldn't tour (Just kidding I love Lola). It is definitely a trend setting album for experimenting with electronica, drum'n'bass, and early forms of what is now EDM. 1: Drowned Worl

Ryan Zamolodchikova

Ryan Zamolodchikova

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