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Harley Quinn - A Hermione Original Song

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Author's Note: I find it disturbing how so many male celebrities and fictional characters are romanticized by fangirls despite their abusive tendencies, so I wanted to write a song illustrating how ridiculous it is by stretching the analogy. It's called "Harley Quinn," and it's about a girl who sees a hot serial killer on the news and becomes obsessed with stanning him, not realizing she could be his next target. It might be the most fun I've ever had writing something, and I'm particularly proud of the homicidal bae part. wendy1

I'm not confident enough to upload myself singing it, so I'm just posting the lyrics and you'll have to use your imagination for the production and melody. Imagine it as a catchy tongue-in-cheek bubblegum pop song like "Sweet but Psycho," "I Don't Want It At All," and "How to Be a Heartbreaker." Tell me what you think below, and if you want to read anything else I've done!

 

 

Harley Quinn

 

Chorus

Freddy, Michael, Jason, him

Comes out when the lights are dimmed

Wanna be his Harley Quinn

Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn

When the Psycho strings begin

They all run but I give in

Wanna be his Harley Quinn

Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn

 

Verse 1

The town police, said lock your doors

A killer's out, out for blood and gore

I saw his face, on CNN

I'm gonna make, make him my boyfriend

 

Pre-Chorus

He called me 'bout my favorite scary movie home alone

I fought it but I can't resist the structure of his bones

Kill count higher than an episode of Game of Thrones

I'm not even bothered though, bothered though, bothered though

 

Chorus

Freddy, Michael, Jason, him

Comes out when the lights are dimmed

Wanna be his Harley Quinn

Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn

When the Psycho strings begin

They all run but I give in

Wanna be his Harley Quinn

Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn

 

Post-Chorus

Chased me down the alleyway

I don't care what people say

That's my homicidal bae

'Cidal bae, 'cidal bae

Freddy, Michael, Jason, him

Comes out when the lights are dimmed

Wanna be his Harley Quinn

Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn

 

Verse 2

He's on the prowl, and so am I

I wanna be, be his alibi

Now all the bodies, pile up

But who gives a damn, 'cause baby I'm in love

 

Pre-Chorus

He called me 'bout my favorite scary movie home alone

I fought it but I can't resist the structure of his bones

Kill count higher than an episode of Game of Thrones

I'm not even bothered though, bothered though, bothered though

 

Chorus

Freddy, Michael, Jason, him

Comes out when the lights are dimmed

Wanna be his Harley Quinn

Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn

When the Psycho strings begin

They all run but I give in

Wanna be his Harley Quinn

Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn

 

Post-Chorus

Chased me down the alleyway

I don't care what people say

That's my homicidal bae

'Cidal bae, 'cidal bae

Freddy, Michael, Jason, him

Comes out when the lights are dimmed

Wanna be his Harley Quinn

Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn

 

Bridge

You better back, up with that knife

Cause I'm your final, final girl for life

We're Ryder-Slater, in the school

I love the guys, who disregard the rules

 

Chorus

Freddy, Michael, Jason, him

Comes out when the lights are dimmed

Wanna be his Harley Quinn

Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn

When the Psycho strings begin

They all run but I give in

Wanna be his Harley Quinn

Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn

 

Post-Chorus

Chased me down the alleyway

I don't care what people say

That's my homicidal bae

'Cidal bae, 'cidal bae

Freddy, Michael, Jason, him

Comes out when the lights are dimmed

Wanna be his Harley Quinn

Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn

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21 hours ago, Dennis Reynolds said:

I think it's really good.

Thank you! I like to be satirical with my writing and criticize all of these weird behaviors we now have because of social media and celebrity culture. I have another song like this about the "beauty influencers" on YouTube, many of whom are far from beautiful on the inside, and I'm also in the early stages of writing a novel about these actresses who are all nominated for a huge award (a fictionalized version of the Oscars) and all of the fakery and fraud that goes into each of their campaigns to win.

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