Welcome to the first WTF Movies post. This is some kind of a review/comment on certain movies and messy moments.
The Princess Diaries is just an another cliche/crap attack from Hollywood. Bad story, bad acting, bad characters... It was fun to watch, but a waste of time.
Mia is the main character. An unattractive and clumsy girl who finds out that she is a princess. Later she turned into pretty girl. Surprise, surprise. God forbid if this
was a movie about an unattractive princess finding happiness and true love.
Mia doing rat face in front of the mirror and cat's reaction.
Lilly is Mia's best friend. She is a nice girl, but look at that hairstyle. Did she fall on a box full of hair clips?
Michael is Lilly's brother and Mia's friend. He is in love with Mia, but Mia doesn't show interest. He loves Mia just the way she is. Of course, messy Mia will realize that in the end of the movie.
Josh is rich (I assume), the most popular and sexy guy in school. Really? Just look at him. He isn't ugly, but... He looks like a frog after too much facelift. And his skin has a
color of anus, which was very IN during the early 2000s. Mia is in love with him. When rat Mia transforms herself into pretty Mia and becomes popular in school,
he will show interest in her. Mia, instead of realizing he is just a superficial asshole, will think her dreams are coming true.
The mean girls. Anna, Lana and Fontana. Yes, that are their names. And yes, that is Mandy Moore. And yes, they are cheerleaders (Shocking, right?).
Jeremiah is a geek of this movie. Usually geeks are unattractive and clumsy in American movies, but here we have a handsome guy (the sexiest in the movie) who
just loves science, magic tricks and whatever. Oddly, mean girls or anyone don't think he is attractive. He is a geek and that says all about him and his look.
Also, he is Lily's boyfriend. Lily is annoyed when he does magic tricks. At one point in the movie, she describes him as Happy Houdini. Really Lilly?
The best scene in the movie. Mia putting bitch in her place.
After Mandy Moore was put in her place, she complains to Vice Principal Geraldine Gupta (played by Sandra Oh), but Principle Geraldine doesn't care.
And this girl in the front. She appears several times during the movie, doing some weird gestures and has some lesbionic DIY hairstyle.