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SYLK Reviews RETURNS!!!1!11 - GLORY Review


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THE FIRST EVER REVIEW BLOG ON FOTP IS OFFICIALLY BACK! 

This is SYLK Reviews Back to Basic's era! So we're gonna be scoring like the old days! Using WENDY emotes!

In collab with The Wendy Emote Museum we will score each track from a minimum of 0 to a max 5 scores to each track! 

For our FIRST review! We will be reviewing GLORY by THE QUEEN OF POP herself Britney Spears!Wy3RYbW.png

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01 - Invitation

A very nice opener, the breathy tone of ha voice sounds really incredible with the aura.mp3 of the song. It's a very calm and soothing song. Really a strong opener. The lyrics are cute too yes. I give this song ..dhvoUxH.gif

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02 - Make Me... (feat. G-Eazy) 

Alot of people have been saying that they didn't like this when it came out and that it grew on them later on, but tbh this has been my jam from the moment it came out! She sounds amazing, the twangy bird noises are very cute yes and the production is very nice. The only thing that disgusts me is the G-FLOPzy's verse omfg delete that ew. vQJZmsq.gif

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03 - Private Show 

I literally don't understand the hate for this song. It's such a fun, sensual song. I do hear the weird effect in voice yes but tbh I think the cartoon-ish effect kind of adds to the song's quirky character.  She SERVES vocals on here! This is definitely a fav yes. 5 wendys for this song!dhvoUxH.gif

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04 - Man On The Moon 

I think this song is soo beautiful. The lyrics are so cute and the chorus is literally the most beautiful thing we've heard from Britney so far--I mean those harmonies omg *orgasms* Another five wendys! 450561ezgif626394240.gif

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05 - Just Luv Me 

A cute song yes but I have to be honest here I didn't care for snippets that leaked or whatever. I don't really have much to say on this track, I mean I could see myself listening to it once in awhile, or wake up one night craving it, but for now, it's undermined by some of the stronger tracks on the album.AclZsta.gif

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06 - Clumsy 

I won't lie, I had to pretend to like it when it first came out. It starts off well, but it loses me somewhere leading up the hook. The 'opps' is a cute reminder of the Opps I Did It Again days tho yes..mToh7bx.gif

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07 - Do You Wanna Come Over?

Anyone who doesn't like this iconic bop is deaf. I mean the guitars mmm fuck me they sound so good. And then the chorus hits--those backup singers snatch my wig yes ! It's a pussy bopper and one of the faves! mBDE6Ud.gif

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08 - Slumber Party 

An OBVIOUS contender for 2nd Single. It follows Make Me's footsteps nicely. It has a very fun vibe. And the production is probably the best one we've seen on this album so far. One of the faves yes!6LVNyOP.gif

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09 - Just Like Me

There might be haters out there aka @Onika and they are welcomed to kiss my ass cause this song is fucking AMAZING! She sounds amazing on it and omg the lyrics are CUTEE!! Britney's disbelieve in the other woman looking just like her gives us a BOP!9GpDgqa.gif

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10 - Love Me Down 

Definitely a stand out track from the album and a possible future single! Britney SERVES in this song. And the production oh lordy that wobbling bassline fuck! Slam me on the table and prolapse my anus queen GODNEY! OKaSYgT.gif

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11 - Hard To Forget Ya 

When I first heart it, I thought it was cute yes but then a reverse warholian expedition happened and my love for this song just disappeared. It's a cute song but ...It doesn't really go anywhere...3Ww7RvQ.gif

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12 - What You Need

The mature but less beautiful sister of PriVISHNU show! She sounds amazing as well, she showcases some VOCALS ON HERE!!! Britney can SANG! Anyone who says otherwise can kiss my bum! 3lCJ92t.gif

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#sylksFAVE 

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Slumber Party 

If this isn't the 2nd single I'll lose my mind! ddx9r0bmb5sgi.gif

#sylksHATE 

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Hard to Forget Ya 

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ALBUM SCORE

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BRITNEY DELIVERED! 8x_zpslmt8addu.gif

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For a more PROFESSIONAL Review including the Deluxe tracks head over to Pop Fection!tumblr_n6onu19zpt1r36bj2o4_75sq.gif

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2 minutes ago, Onika said:

Re: Just Like Me

Kiss my ass and my anus

yasss let me kiss that booty cry1 

 

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I give this review WvuuU01.pngfor stanning Just Like Me (an under-appreciated track). cry6

But for trashing Clumsy I cannot give the full five Wendys. ny8 I will need you to seriously reconsider your taste if you can give Private Shit (On Your Chest) a five but then sleep on Clumsy and give it anything below a three. ny8

Great review though, I'll check out the Popfection one for @#MusicNotTheBling's sake. ny9

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4 minutes ago, Honey said:

I love you so much dead7

Wonderful review! Very pretty set up as well!

oh thank god i thought the visuals were a bit flop dead7 lyt <3

4 minutes ago, Juinae said:

I will need you to seriously reconsider your taste if you can give Private Shit (On Your Chest) a five but then sleep on Clumsy and give it anything below a three. 

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this is like every single stan language thing fucked with a blender and then this happened

 

how did you manage to switch from this to that Pitchfork-looking thing on popfection though lmfao1 

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1 hour ago, Hyun. said:

Love the Popfection promo! Especially bc I already read your rihview over there. wendy1

did you like? ny10 

58 minutes ago, blankdreams. said:

how did you manage to switch from this to that Pitchfork-looking thing on popfection though lmfao1 

there are 48 Shades of Sylk you have yet to uncover bby dhvoUxH.gif

42 minutes ago, Nick Jonas ✅ said:

I love you for this. so much. 3lCJ92t.gif

Ty ny10 <3 

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3 minutes ago, Sylk said:

did you like? ny10 

I really did! I didn't know you had that Billboard-Pitchfork persona in you. cry9

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12 minutes ago, Hyun. said:

I really did! I didn't know you had that Billboard-Pitchfork persona in you. cry9

I think she meant did you physically click the like button sia1 

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24 minutes ago, blankdreams. said:

I think she meant did you physically click the like button sia1 

Here? Yes. In Popfection? Is there such a thing? sia1

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13 minutes ago, Hyun. said:

Here? Yes. In Popfection? Is there such a thing? sia1

if you create a wordpress accunt yes sia1 

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9 minutes ago, Hyun. said:

I'll do it in a while, if I don't forget. sia1

fun fact: if you have an acc, you can comment too sia1 

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