Welcome to TFM's Dangerous Woman track ranking! I was kinda bored today so I listened to DW and ranked all 18 songs and added my thots on each track Hope y'all enjoy!
#18. "I Don't Care" / Nobody cares about this piece of shit. She can keep it tbh
#17. "Jason's Song (Gave It Away)" / At least it's just a Target bonus I guess.
#16. "Focus" / Problem's fugly little sister Cute video, shitty song. I bop to it every once and a while though
#15. "Moonlight" / Moonlight is cute and Ari serves vocals but it doesn't fit DW at all. Sounds like it belongs on Christmas & Chill tbh
#14. "Step On Up" / Not as bad as people make it out to be. It's not the best but it's better than Focus and IDC!
#13. "Everyday" / Although this is a really great bop and I feel like it would be a great single, it's one of the weakest on the album imo. Maybe it's because I hate Future
#12. "Leave Me Lonely" / Beautiful song, but I don't really like Macy Gray's voice and it brings the song down for me. Ari's parts slay though.
#11. "Be Alright" / Great bop but something feels missing. I waited MONTHS for this song and when it was released, I was disappointed.
#10. "Bad Decisions" / "Ain't you ever seen a princess be a bad bitch?" ICONIC. A fun bop but the next songs are way better.
#9. "Let Me Love You" / I actually really love this song. I hate Lil Wayne's verse but this song gets way too much hate.
#8. "Sometimes" / I used to HATE this song, but it has grown on me over the summer. It's actually really good and it should be the next single
#7. "Thinking Bout You" / *insert lady_gaga_talented_brilliant_incredible.gif* THIS WILL SLAY LIVE, SHE BETTER PERFORM IT
#6. "Touch It" / The chorus ended careers tbh. Amazing song and I will fight anybody who disagrees.
#5. "Side to Side" / THIS INCREDIBLE BOP! FUTURE #1 SMASH Also, It took me 3 months to finally get what the song means
#4. "Greedy" / Yes, this song is a bit basic but I love it sooo much. The key change >>>> (When will Gaga )
#3. "Dangerous Woman" / This song is great and the bridge fucking slays. One of my favorite singles of 2016.
#2. "Knew Better/Forever Boy" / THIS SONG SLAYS. FB > KB but both parts are fantastic and deserve extended versions.
#1. "Into You" / This song is pop perfection. Everything about it slays and it deserved to be #1 for 25 weeks.
Thanks for reading hunties! Let me know if you agrih with anything here or drag me in the comments!