The Powerpuff Nudes: Episode One
Donuts, impact, and everything #pow
These were the ingredients chosen
To create the perfect little stans
But Professor Saigonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction
Thus, The Powerpuff NUDES were born
Using their ultra-super slayage
Have dedicated their lives to fighting flops
AND THE FORCES OF DELUSION
The phone begins ringing, it's mayor Hylia! The stans burst out of bed, finishing their nap, to answer the phone. Hannah answers, "Hello mayor, its the Powerpuff Nudes!" Mayor Hylia responds, "Fellow stans! Flop Of The Pops City is under attack by a giant troll! Get here quick!" Hannah hangs up the phone and the three super heroes burst out of the windows. They soar into Downtown FOTP and see a hideous green troll shouting things like "Gaga is a fat flop!" and "Sia reveals her ugly face!" Taylor hears someone scream it's name. Apparently it's Lautnerfied. "How could that be Lautnerfied? He was once a respected News Team member for the city!" Hannah says. It begins spewing slime at all Gaga stans, trying to convert them into Swifties. Sylk stops in his tracks and begins worrying for his Gaga stan card. While Sylk sits back, scared, Hannah and Taylor easily one two punch the troll out of the city and into Battlegrounds Bay, where it belongs.
When they get home, Taylor begins calling Sylk a dumb fad for sitting back and making him and Hannah battle the troll all by themselves. Sylk ignores him and starts watching Wendy Williams downstairs. Hannah tells Professor Saigonium all about their duel. Professor then wonders how Lautnerfied could be a troll, especially since he was just at the store yesterday, buying every copy of Taylor and Zayn's single. "You don't think someone did that to him, do you?" Hannah asks. "Well there's no way he just randomly turned into a troll. Besides, Mayor Hylia set a law that made it so that trolls had a home inside of Battlegrounds Bay. There's no way a troll would wander outside of the bay."
Hannah enters the living room where Taylor is on his phone, telling people on Twitter that Taylor has outsold their faves and Sylk is saying "How You Doin'" back to Wendy on the TV screen. "You guys, we need to figure out how Lautnerfied became a troll like that." Hannah says, taking Taylor's phone and turning the TV off. "Who even cares, he was bound to become a troll anyway." Taylor says. "For real, he was sweet but he's always hated Gaga. Maybe the release of Joanne triggered him." Sylk said. "Great work back there by the way. You really did the least, fatty." Taylor said to Sylk. "Shut up cow, I was scared for my Gaga stan card. Deep down, I'll always be SylkMonster." Sylk replied. "Trash." Taylor said. "Sweety, Mariah outsold Taylor so sit back down."
Professor Saigonium enters the room as the three heroes begin arguing. "Kids, settle down! This is no way to solve this mystery. The mayor just called, he said he wants y'all to go to town hall immediately." He says. The three heroes then fly to town hall to meet with Mayor Hylia. They are greeted by his secretary and best friend, Ms. Easto. "Hello women. The Mayor will see you three now." She says. "Thanks Ms. Easto!" Hannah, Sylk, and Taylor say.
The three enter the mayor's office but the mayor is nowhere to be seen. They hear quiet moans and giggles coming from under the desk. "Oh Pietro you're so naughty" a whisper says. "Um...mayor?" Sylk says. Mayor Hylia shoots up from under the desk, stuttering and uncomfortable. "Oh, kids, umm...hello yes....how long have you been standing there.....um....well anyways, thank you for defeating that troll. However, we just discovered that HyunJo Jojo has been off the radar lately. Now usually when this happens, he's up to no good. Now go find him and put a stop to whatever it is he's doing!"
Suddenly, a giant slime ball crashes through the window, hitting Hannah. Sylk and Taylor begin frantically digging Hannah out of the slime and try to wake her up, but she's been knocked out. Taylor and Sylk then fly out of the window and see a giant troll. This one shouting things like "K-Pop shall DOMINATE the charts!" It's Hyunjo Jojo. The two heroes begin battling him, dodging slime ball after slime ball. They then hear Mayor Hylia screaming from town hall. Sylk then flies to town hall to check on the mayor and Hannah, but right before Sylk can enter the building, a giant troll bursts through the roof. It's Ms. Easto. "How did Ms. Easto turn into a troll? We JUST saw her a few minutes ago!" Sylk screams. He notices the mayor and Hannah being held in Ms. Easto's troll hand.
As Sylk and Taylor fight the two trolls, Taylor spots the Gangreen Gang pointing a remote at the trolls and chuckling to themselves in an alley way. Taylor then starts flying full speed towards them. They see Taylor and start running away, screaming. Taylor grabs them and slams them through a wall. "And just what do you fat sacks of trash think you're doing?" Taylor says to them. Sylk then flies in and grabs the remote they were carrying. "And tell us what this is while you're at it." Sylk says. The leader of the gang, Ace Berry, says "Wouldn't you like to know." The gang members then start laughing. Taylor then cunt punches the second in command, Snakerys. "Oh shit, just tell him man. I don't think I can be cunt punched again." Snakerys says. "Fine fine, that's a remote we use to turn people into trolls. Pretty neat right?" Taylor then cunt punches Snakerys again and says "How do you reverse the effects of this." "I'm not saying" Ace Berry says. Taylor then raises his fist again, about to cunt punch Snakerys again, but then Snakerys screams and yells "Just smash the fucking remote! Just smash it!"
Sylk then raises the remote and throws it on the ground, smashing it to pieces. On the streets, Hyunjo Jojo and Ms. Easto return to normal size and are normal again. In Battlegrounds Bay, former trolls begin to rise out of the water, all wondering what had happened to them. The legendary and famous Lautnerfied also emerged from the waters.
Later that night, Sylk is on youtube watching Wendy's hot topics, Taylor is teasing people on Twitter because his fave outsold, and Hannah recovers from the troll slime. "You feeling any better, Hannah?" Professor asks. "A bit. Thankfully troll slime is only temporary so I only stand K-Pop for a few hours." Hannah replies. "And what a torturous few hours those were!" Professor says back, teasing. They both laugh.
AND ONCE AGAIN
THE DAY IS SAVED
THE POWERPUFF NUDES
Cast (In Order Of Appearance):
Professor Saigonium - @Saiga
Hannah - @Hannah.
Sylk - @Sylk
Taylor - @Taylor
Mayor Hylia - @Hylia
Lautnerfied - @lautnerfied
Ms. Easto - @Impossible Princess
Hyunjo Jojo - @Hyun.
Ace Berry - @Rachel Berry
Snakerys - @Daenerys
Disclaimer: All shade is meant in a playful manner. If you were shaded or dragged in anyway, do not feel offended! It was all in good fun!