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The Powerpuff Nudes: Episode Three


Divine

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The Powerpuff Nudes: Episode Two

 

Donuts, impact, and everything #pow
These were the ingredients chosen
To create the perfect little stans
But Professor Saigonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction
Chemical D
Thus, The Powerpuff NUDES were born
Using their ultra-super slayage
Hannah

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Sylk

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and Taylor

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Have dedicated their lives to fighting flops
AND THE FORCES OF DELUSION

 

Mayor Hylia sits in his office, turning to his record player, he puts on a Vulnicura vinyl. He starts listening and snapping his fingers to the music as Ms. Easto walks in. "Oh don't you just love this music, Ms. Easto?" Hylia says happily. Ms. Easto clears her throat and sits next to Mayor Hylia. "Let's turn that music off...shall we?" She says with a seductive tone. She then reaches over the Mayor and turns the record player off. She scoots closer to the Mayor and says, "That's much better, don't you think?" Mayor Hylia starts getting turned on but is also somewhat nervous. "Umm Ms. Easto, is there something on your mind?" the Mayor says. "Well since you ask, I would love it if I could have the rest of the day off." Ms. East responds. "That's crazy talk! There's so much to do and..." Mayor Hylia stops mid-sentence as Ms. Easto starts to kiss him. When she stops kissing, he says "Ok yes, you're free to go." Ms. Easto says thank you and runs out of the room.

Later that night, Ms. Easto storms into the mayor's office. The mayor still sitting in seat with the semi that Ms. Easto gave him earlier in the day. "Oh, Ms. Easto, are you back for more?" Mayor Hylia says as he starts unzipping his trousers. "MAYOR PUT THAT AWAY. QUICK, WE NEED TO CALL THE KIDS RIGHT NOW." Ms. Easto says in a panic. She runs to the phone and dials the number for The Powerpuff Nudes. "Kids, FOTPville's sex shop has just bee robbed!"

Ms. Easto meets with Hannah, Sylk, and Taylor at the sex shop as the kids fly around the store looking for clues on who could have robbed the store. "There's no clues here Ms. Easto. We looked everywhere." Hannah says. "It was probably Sylk. His obsession with Shawn Mendes is getting way too sexual for his own good." Taylor says. "Shut up cow, my love for Shawn is completely normal." Sylk snaps back. "Kids now is not the time to argue with each other. We need to find out who did this before they strike again!" Ms. Easto says, worried. "Sorry Ms. Easto, there isn't really much we can do about it now. We'll just have to wait until they strike again." Hannah replies.

 

The next day...

Mayor Hylia sits at his desk, finishing some paperwork that will recognize November 21st as National Bjork Day. Suddenly, Ms. Easto appears in the doorway in a seductive manner. "Hello Mayor. How are you today?" Ms. Easto asks, strolling to his desk. "I'm...uh....doing fine heh...." Mayor Hylia replies as Ms. Easto begins unbuttoning the top of her blouse. "I have something to ask you sir. Could I have the rest of the day off?" She asks. "Uuhhhh umm yes um uh of course." The Mayor answers. "Oh thank you mister mayor!" Ms. Easto says. "Also, I emailed you some...pictures you may like." She says before kissing Mayor Hylia. She then skips out of the room and Mayor Hylia logs on to his email as fast as he can and sees that she sent him a series of Pietro Boselli nudes that were stolen from his hacked iCloud account.

Later that night, Ms. Easto storms into the mayors office in a panic. "OH SHIT. Ms. Easto I'm so sorry I wasn't expecting you." Mayor Hylia says as he was caught whacking it to the Pietro pictures for the eighth time that day. "Mayor we need to call the PPN right away! The vinyl store was robbed!" Ms. Easto says.

"There's no evidence again Ms. Easto." Hannah says. "It must have been the same criminal. He's really making sure we don't find out who he is." Taylor says. "We're just lucky Ms. Easto was here again to see it all go down." Sylk says. "I sure don't feel lucky..." Ms. Easto says as she begins to cry. "Oh Ms. Easto, why don't you go home and get some rest, I'm sure it's been a long day for you." Hannah says, comforting Ms. Easto. "Alright kids, thank you for always being there."

Over the next five days, Ms. Easto and Mayor Hylia have similar exchanges. She seduces him, asks for the day off, goes somewhere that gets robbed, calls the PPN, and the PPN can't find any evidence. However, one day Ms. Easto doesn't show up for work at all. Mayor Hylia gets an email from an unknown address that is titled URGENT. OPEN AND READ NOW.

Meanwhile, our heroes are wondering who it could be that's robbing all of these stores. "Maybe it was Hyunjo Jojo. He's been off the radar for a little too long now." Taylor says. "No it can't be him. Tove Lo just released Lady Wood Pt. Two so he's probably been obsessing over that the whole time." Hannah says. "Gangreen Gang? We only got two of the four members in prison. Maybe it was the remaining two?" Sylk suggests. "There's no way those dumpster kids did this. It's too well planned and thought out." Hannah says. The phone then begins to ring off the hook. "KIDS QUICK! MS. EASTO WAS TAKEN BY SEDUSA. SHE'S ASKING FOR A RANSOM. YOU HAVE TO SAVE HER. THE RANSOM SAID SHE'S AT MS. EASTO'S HOUSE." The mayor screams on the other line. "Alright guys, lets go save Ms. Easto!" Hannah says as they fly off to Ms. Easto's house.

When they get to the house, Taylor uses his x-ray vision to see where in house Sedusa and Ms. Easto are. "I'm seeing two people in the west wing." Taylor says. "That must be them, let's go!" Hannah says. The PPN burst through the ceiling to save the day, only to see Sedusa apprehended and tied to a chair while Ms. Easto stands over her. "Ms. Easto? How did you do that?" Sylk asks. "Oh thank goodness you're here kids, Sedusa is the one that's been robbing all of those stores!" Sedusa starts moving around in the chair, making a bunch of noises trying to speak through the gag. "The details of how I did this are unimportant. The important part is that we get to send this crazy bitch to prison once and for all." Ms. Easto says. "Now, it's been an awfully long day, so if you don't mind..." Ms. Easto continues. "Oh yes, of course. Here let us help. Why dont you take a seat!" Hannah says as she grabs Ms. Easto's hand and flings her across the room.

"You fucking crazy bitch, what has gotten into you?" Ms. Easto yells trying to get back up. "Shut up you ugly cow." Taylor snaps back. "You honestly think we believe you were a witness to every crime, got kidnapped, and single handily subdued Sedusa?" Sylk says. "Well think again..." Hannah says grabbing Ms. Easto hair. "....SEDUSA" Hannah yells as she pulls off Sedusa's mask.

"Well well well, y'all figured out my plan didn't you." Sedusa says. "By the way, I've been meaning to ask, what do you girls think of my new weave?" Sedusa says as she shoots parts of her weave out at the PPN. Sylk gets caught by the weave and is rendered motionless, pretty much being cocooned by the weave. Then Taylor get's hit. Hannah gives it her all but she eventually get's hit as well. "Well that was easier than I thought." Sedusa says. "Now, who should I kill first? Hannah who's the leader or Sylk who's the under appreciated rat of the group." Sedusa says, making the weaves tighten on our heroes which start strangling them.

"How about none of the above." Ms. Easto says, standing behind Sedusa. "What the hell, how did you break free?" Sedusa says. "Having sharp nails has more uses than making tapping ASMR videos." Ms. Easto says, taking off her Sedusa mask. "No worries, you can easily be defeated again." Sedusa says, shooting weave at Ms. Easto. "Ms. Easto help! This bitches weave is too dry and crusty! Save us!" Hannah yells.

Sedusa misses every shot she makes, but Ms. Easto finds the time to tackle her. The two exchange punches and roll around on the floor more times than Ariana in any of her music videos. They both get up and Sedusa throws Ms. Easto through the back window. Ms. Easto lands in the backyard pool and stays underwater. "There, now the bitch will drown and I wont have to worry about my precious weave being wasted." Sedusa says, walking over to the edge of the pool. Suddenly, Ms. Easto bursts from out of the pool and grabs Sedusa by her ankles and pulls her into the pool. The two then starting fighting underwater but Ms. Easto is able to give a good punch right in Sedusa's cunt. This gives Ms. Easto enough time get out of the pool and start cutting through the weave wrapped around the PPN.

Sedusa bursts out from the pool and screams, "Oh you thought a simple cunt punch would take me out? You have no idea what I'm made of..." Sedusa says as she starts trying to make her weave shoot out and capture Ms. Easto, however nothing happens. She tries again and again but nothing is working. "Wha...what happened to my weave. MY WEAVE IS FUCKING BROKEN. NOOOOOOOOOOO" Sedusa starts shouting. Ms. Easto cuts all of the heroes free and they all get to the pool. "That's what you get for buying your cheap ass weave at Goosey's store." Sylk says. The trio then fly to Sedusa and start beating her up one by one before the cops show up to arrest her.

 

Later that evening...

"Oh thank you kids for saving Ms. Easto, I just don't know what I would do without her!" Mayor Hylia says, running over to Ms. Easto and hugging her tightly. "Well Mr. Mayor, it was actually Ms. Easto that did most of the work. My siblings and I were caught in a bit of a.....hairy situation hehe" Sylk says. Taylor slaps Sylk and says "That was so god awful and painful to hear. Never speak again."

 

AND ONCE AGAIN

THE DAY IS SAVED

THANKS TO

MS. EASTO

AND

THE POWERPUFF NUDES!

 

But wait....

"You want your daughter back don't you?" A man says. "Yes, I need my Princess back. I'll do anything." Princess' dad says. "Anything you say? I wouldn't say that if I were you. You don't even know what I'm capable of." The man says, his voice sounding creepier and creepier. "Please, Princess Morebitch is my daughter. She's a spoiled cunt but she's my whole world." Princess' dad says with tears in his eyes. "Fine, I will wire you some money so you can have the best lawyer's imaginable and Princess will get off for her crime." The man says. "Oh thank you. Thank you...." Princess's dad says before being cut off. "But in exchange, I will need for you and your daughter to be my servant for the rest of time. You will do what I say when I say it. You will kill who I say you need to kill. Rob any store I say. Got it?" The man says, with an almost demonic sounding voice. Princess' dad stands there, tears flowing down his face, then after a long silence he says, "You have a deal."

 

 

Cast (In Order of Appearance):

Professor Saigonium - @Saiga

Hannah - @Hannah.

Sylk - @Sylk

Mayor Hylia - @Hylia

Ms. Easto - @Impossible Princess

Hyunjo Jojo (Mentioned) - @Hyun.

Gangreen Gang (Mention) - @Rachel Berry, @Daenerys, ?, ?

Sedusa- @TattooedHeart

Mystery Character - ?

Princess' Dad - @Maraj

Princess Morebitch (Mentioned) - @Liam

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