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15 Random Things That I Hate


Dennis Reynolds

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Socks with toes on them

The scene in Star Wars when the two Imperial officers decide not to blow up the escape pod because "they do not detect any life forms aboard"

- First of all, they're not even looking for lifeforms, they're looking for the Death Star plans.

- Droids are extremely common in the galaxy anyway so the "not a life form" thing shouldn't matter.

- It's not like they're out of ammo anyway, just shoot the fucking thing. George Lucas' cracks started to show in Star Wars very early on...

People who key the cars of strangers

- I genuinely don't even get this. It would at least make sense if you know whose car it is and you're looking for some payback (not that I would condone that), but someone who you've never even met? WTF.

Don't Stop Believin' by Journey

Moths

The beach

- Sharp rocks, direct sunlight and sand in my food and every crevice of my body. Thanks but no thanks.

Stuffed pets

This emoticon rav2

"Pepsi OK?" as a response to "I'll have a Coke."

Bluetooth headsets

- Seriously guys, it really doesn't make you look cool.

The California Raisins

- Fucking terrified me as a child...and kind of as an adult too.

When people say "I could care less"

My 4th grade teacher

Trying to keep a dying conversation on the phone afloat 

That guy in Batman Forever who yells out "BATMAN! NYEEEEAAAH!" when Batman comes through the skylight

 

That is all.

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14 minutes ago, TattooedHeart said:

I screamed at "my 4th grade teacher" rip3 

He actually showed up at our high school graduation (I went to a K-12 school so more than half of the people were the same). He didn't approach me though, Mr. B knew what was good for him...

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5 minutes ago, Hermione said:

http://realitytvgifs.tumblr.com/post/160446177477

I like the swimming angle of it, but I can't get past THAT FUCKING SAND rip2 I really can't stand it, it's like it exists solely get in your clothes, food and whatever else you might have. Also I hate running the risk of getting a sunburn. 

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2 minutes ago, Breathless Mahoney said:

I like the swimming angle of it, but I can't get past THAT FUCKING SAND rip2 I really can't stand it, it's like it exists solely get in your clothes, food and whatever else you might have. Also I hate running the risk of getting a sunburn. 

Sand is definitely annoying, but I think the saltwater and sun make up for it. Floating and frolicking in the waves on vacation is my favorite moment of every year, and I always look forward to reading trashy beach books and magazines under the umbrella. I used to get really bad sunburns because of how pale I am, but now I can finally get amazing tans. I put tons of sunscreen on beforehand, and then afterwards I apply a cocktail of aloe vera, Gold Bond, and apple cider vinegar.

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5 minutes ago, Hermione said:

Sand is definitely annoying, but I think the saltwater and sun make up for it. Floating and frolicking in the waves on vacation is my favorite moment of every year, and I always look forward to reading trashy beach books and magazines under the umbrella. I used to get really bad sunburns because of how pale I am, but now I can finally get amazing tans. I put tons of sunscreen on beforehand, and then afterwards I apply a cocktail of aloe vera, Gold Bond, and apple cider vinegar.

I've only swam in the ocean once when I was visiting Denmark, and tbh I just kinda left the water thinking "I feel like I need to take a shower even more than usual" rip4 I enjoy boating activities and swimming, but I just never personally got the appeal of stopping at the beach while you're out there.

 

Oh yeah, and on saltwater, I'll never forget the time my grandparents gave us this free pass to this exclusive saltwater pool about a two hour drive away from our house. When we got there literally every other person was 65 years old at the youngest, and the entire pool was piss yellow. 

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5 minutes ago, Breathless Mahoney said:

I've only swam in the ocean once when I was visiting Denmark, and tbh I just kinda left the water thinking "I feel like I need to take a shower even more than usual" rip4 I enjoy boating activities and swimming, but I just never personally got the appeal of stopping at the beach while you're out there.

My dad has been to Denmark. Did you like it?

We used to bring a mattress to the beach and use it as a raft until the lifeguards yelled at us...I may seem prim and proper, but I will always be a redneck at heart. dead1

11 minutes ago, Breathless Mahoney said:

Oh yeah, and on saltwater, I'll never forget the time my grandparents gave us this free pass to this exclusive saltwater pool about a two hour drive away from our house. When we got there literally every other person was 65 years old at the youngest, and the entire pool was piss yellow. 

That's just... awk1

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4 minutes ago, Hermione said:

My dad has been to Denmark. Did you like it?

We used to bring a mattress to the beach and use it as a raft until the lifeguards yelled at us...I may seem prim and proper, but I will always be a redneck at heart. dead1

That's just... awk1

I did, yea. My aunt and uncle live there, and on our ten day visit the hottest day on record in 37 years coincidentally occurred rip4 

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11 minutes ago, Breathless Mahoney said:

I don't even know who that is honestly, I just find that emote overly smug orangu1 

It's Raven Symone so it's pretty much bound to be annoying jj2 

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Omg moths are so TRAGIC I'm terrified of them and their 20 times over the legal limit ass flying around

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2 hours ago, Breathless Mahoney said:

I like the swimming angle of it, but I can't get past THAT FUCKING SAND rip2 I really can't stand it, it's like it exists solely get in your clothes, food and whatever else you might have. Also I hate running the risk of getting a sunburn. 

omg I fucking HATE getting that shitty ass sand (especially the wet kind) in my ass crack, how is that relaxing?? I hate the beach too lmao ny1 

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Love, you need to make a whole post of infuriating SW things, or maybe I will one day, because let's face it, for a fan I'm a real fucking hater jj4

 

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1 hour ago, Canary said:

what do you mean by socks with toes on them

 

are socks without toes on them a thing?

These pieces of shit:

 

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1 hour ago, Breathless Mahoney said:

These pieces of shit:

 

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oh i've NEVER seen these before in my life. lmao

 

they look comfy no??

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