Trick or treaters
Super Mario Bros. 3
When I write down some random idea I had in the middle of the night only to look at it in the morning and realize it makes no fucking sense
Cats, especially my own
Potatoes, in all their forms
The trailer for the movie Tiptoes. I think all it's missing is a comedy record scratch, like so:
- "He always told her he came from a small family, but this... *WHIRRRP!" ...is NOT what she expected!"
That hairdresser that I had once who never tried to chat about pointless bullshit with me when she was cutting my hair. So much so that I tipped her $20.
The word "schmuck"
Beeker, from The Muppet Show
Weekend at Bernie's, a film in which two working stiffs party hard with their former boss, a literal stiff
The fact that Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes nailed both Tom Cruise and Batman
Rachel Bloom, singer/writer/dancer/actress/comedienne extraordinaire
The Masque of the Red Death by Edgar Allan Poe
To show I'm not a totally negative asshole...