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Tamra is the self-professed "Hottest Housewife in Orange County." She is an evil, twisted, heartless, sadistic, demonic witch who thrives on drama and ruining lives. The Jaws theme music plays inside everyone's heads whenever she enters the room, and for good reason. She has been both best friends and arch-nemeses with every single cast member in the show's history, and switches her alliances like night and day. She invented the Real Housewives wine toss, told her husband she wanted a divorce on camera in the back of a limo, and pimped out her son to a drunk Gretchen Rossi while her fiance was dying of cancer. She is the Maleficent of the Real Housewives. x

Couldn't be more accurate! 

Wtf that describes me so well, how'd you do that 

Seasons 1-7? Add those two and you get my age! What an accurate representation 

OMFG how did you know I love Sheree? I'm screaming, you're amazing!!  

@Royalty - Erika Girardi, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (seasons 6, 7)

Erika is the fiercest drag queen on the planet stuck inside a straight woman's body. Her pop music career is funded by her lawyer husband who is 32 years her senior, she is an underground gay icon, and her glam squad follows her wherever she goes. She always keeps it real, proclaiming that she "wants to eat salad like those Beverly Hills bitches, but [she] just can't" and her favorite dance move is patting the puss. x

I AM SCREAMING AT THE ACCURACY OF THIS! THANKS FOR COMPARING ME TO THE GODDESS THAT IS ERIKA! SHE'S SUCH A SASSY DRAG QUEEN I LOVE HER SO MUCH  Also, I'm patting the puss every saturday night  

Throw me to the fags, and I shall return with all of them turned straight!

Queen Camille!

I'm looking forward to see which Housewife I get.

@#Music  I don't think you ever saw this  Part two is coming today!

On 5/31/2017 at 10:51 PM, Quill said:

I'm looking forward to see which Housewife I get.

Part 2 is in the works