Holiest Dreams 179,461 Posted May 31, 2017 Quote Tamra is the self-professed "Hottest Housewife in Orange County." She is an evil, twisted, heartless, sadistic, demonic witch who thrives on drama and ruining lives. The Jaws theme music plays inside everyone's heads whenever she enters the room, and for good reason. She has been both best friends and arch-nemeses with every single cast member in the show's history, and switches her alliances like night and day. She invented the Real Housewives wine toss, told her husband she wanted a divorce on camera in the back of a limo, and pimped out her son to a drunk Gretchen Rossi while her fiance was dying of cancer. She is the Maleficent of the Real Housewives. x Couldn't be more accurate! 4 Quote Link to comment
TattooedHeart 46,688 Posted May 31, 2017 Wtf that describes me so well, how'd you do that 3 Quote Link to comment
error404 19,942 Posted May 31, 2017 Seasons 1-7? Add those two and you get my age! What an accurate representation 1 Quote Link to comment
Tahj 70,203 Posted May 31, 2017 OMFG how did you know I love Sheree? I'm screaming, you're amazing!! 2 Quote Link to comment
Kylie 115,479 Posted May 31, 2017 @Royalty - Erika Girardi, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (seasons 6, 7) Erika is the fiercest drag queen on the planet stuck inside a straight woman's body. Her pop music career is funded by her lawyer husband who is 32 years her senior, she is an underground gay icon, and her glam squad follows her wherever she goes. She always keeps it real, proclaiming that she "wants to eat salad like those Beverly Hills bitches, but [she] just can't" and her favorite dance move is patting the puss. x I AM SCREAMING AT THE ACCURACY OF THIS! THANKS FOR COMPARING ME TO THE GODDESS THAT IS ERIKA! SHE'S SUCH A SASSY DRAG QUEEN I LOVE HER SO MUCH Also, I'm patting the puss every saturday night 4 Quote Link to comment
Sylk 143,264 Posted May 31, 2017 Throw me to the fags, and I shall return with all of them turned straight! 3 Quote Link to comment
Quill 9,820 Posted June 1, 2017 I'm looking forward to see which Housewife I get. 1 Quote Link to comment
Hermione 26,197 Posted June 15, 2017 @#Music I don't think you ever saw this Part two is coming today! Quote Link to comment
Hermione 26,197 Posted September 8, 2019 On 5/31/2017 at 10:51 PM, Quill said: I'm looking forward to see which Housewife I get. Part 2 is in the works Quote Link to comment
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