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FOTP: The Movie|#SylkDREAMS

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*NOTE: The events, characters and firms depicted in this dream story are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or banned, or to actual firms, is purely coincidental. 


So, it all started with me on a date with this really hot guy, like he was so fucking hot, black, totally my type, tall and a had deep voice, we were clearly enjoying each others company he was totally into me, the only thing weird was his two little kids were there...yup he had kids. But Dream-Sylk was surprisingly fine with that, infact I was getting along just fun with the kids, being a mother to them and all. So after we finish eating, he tells the kids to go back to the car and we'll be right there, so I have a moment and one thing leads to another and we go like in the back or whatever and do the nasty. Once the nasty is done, (which was amazing I might add) Both the man and the kids suddenly disappear and I'm back at my place on my laptop, I suppose it's the next day or whatever? So I open my laptop, log in on Fotp, and I'm SHOOK. The Homepage looks different, there's an admin announcement, that fotp was being sold to someone. The entire layout had already been changed, all the Fotp favs are under one section and the main section is titled "Mariah Carey, Queen of Music" I'm like wtf is this shit??? So I scroll down, I have no idea how to use this new fotp, but I look at the status bar and there is a status from @Hermione that says "Wtf did Sylk do? sob1" and another status from @Aidan. that says "Sylk done fucked up. He betrayed the Kylie section, he betrayed all of us." and then another one from @Hannah that is just a sob1 crying emote. Her rep was negative 100k, all the statuses had like 333+ downvotes and there were comments from Onika like "there's nothing we can do now." And I'm like WTFFF is going on, then suddenly the page refreshes and there's a new status from @Daenerys "HE'S ONLINE" I get scared and shut my laptop and go to sleep.

Then next day or whatever, apparently all of fotp lives close by so I come to hang out at the rep clique's usual hang out place, which is like a coffee shop, just like how it is in Friends but 10x cooler, but the coffee shop is burned down, and Hannah, @Hylia, @Saiga, @Hyun., @Taylor  @Halcyon @TattooedHeart @Diamond @Dr. Slay @Maraj etc are all helping clean up, they suddenly spot me and Hannah jumps me and starts attacking whilst yelling "what did you doooo??", Taylor and Daenerys hold her back. And I'm like "wtf did I do?"
Now, mind you, this was a long ass dream so there's a huge plot hole here somewhere but Saiga starts explaining what happened, he says that fotp was bought under the name Sylk, and turned into a profit seeking pop forum. You have to pay to be on fotp now and only discuss about Mariah, everyone has negative rep except for Sylk and Aidan is banned every other week. So I'm like wtf I would never do that. But none of them believe me, so I ask for my girl Kali (@Yuna) since she would side with me, but they all tell me that after what happened Kali was so disgusted at what I had done, she decided to leave fotp forever. After hearing that I basically start bawling and have a meltdown. Seeing me cry and all everyone suddenly believe me, and we all have a group hug. We all start talking and come to the conclusion that this is all a plan orchestrated by none other than the anti-rep clique, the people who've always hated us, this is their plan to tear apart the rep clique/nudes. We all basically turn into Nancy Drew, and me DETERMINED to get Kali back, also start investigating. We learn that Onika does not know any of this tom foolery, and the sale of fotp hasn't yet went through, so we decide to get brave and make an offer on it, Onika tells us that the other buyer aka the fake "Sylk" has upped their original offer after hearing about us so we basically have a bidding war, ultimately Onika gets fed up and proposes a battle, and I say yes! All ya'll start hating me saying that the anti-rep clique which also consists of the mods have a much larger army than us, we would never be able to fight them, but I like give a motivational speech and what not and all ya'll show up, all NUDES members, past and present plus all the rep clique supporters like Hermione, @Royale, @Royalty, @#Music @Malfoy, @Coca-Cola @Cosmic @Vilppu @Skyline @Juinaeetc like literally everyone I'm friends with one here show up, ready to support and fight alongside us.

The day of the battle arrives, and it's EXACTLY like the Battle of the Bastards episode from Game of Thrones except ofcourse 10x cooler. One one side, the rep clique army all mixed up and in a jumbled pattern, while the opposing army all in large numbers and perfectly coordinated. Suddenly, @Tasso appears from behind yelling Sylkkkkk and everyone takes out their weapons to attack him but I wave a hand and all ya'll stop (btw I look so fucking bad ass here) Tasso tells me that mods aren't involved in this, I'm like what?? then who is? Tasso tells me that the mod + Lana clique actually want us to win, cause I became a lana stan not too long ago and I get along with all the mods, so that kind of created an inconspicuous alliance between us. We're all shook! Then who are these people fighting us? I ask.

Suddenly the leader of the army on the other end steps out... and I look through my binoculars and I'm SHOOK it's none other than Count Olaf, he gives a speech about how we never respected him and accepted him in the rep clique or Big Brother game, thus he has gathered all our haters and created a dupe army, and planned to tear apart the rep clique by using it's most important and key member aka Sylk! The hot guy with the kids was actually a hitman sent by him that was supposed to kill me, but I gave him good sex so he spared my life apparently. And he also burned down the coffee shop hang out place so there wouldn't be chance of us getting back together, but his plan didn't work. "But it does not matter, now we end this once and for all." Count Olaf declares. We all start shaking, our army barely visible on the field, and theirs spread wide across, as far as the eye could see. They start marching forward and we have no choice but to fight. So the battle begins and we're basically losing, many of us are killed. I'm on the verge of dying, when Hylia saves me and we kiss and have a moment where he tells me to do what I was meant to do, what my purpose in life is. Suddenly, I get up and start hitting a whistle note and out of nowhere three huge dragons appear, Count Olaf and his army are SHOOK. But we're still outnumbered, so suddenly, we hear a siren and Witness (the song) starts playing, we look over our shoulder and all of fotp is here to fight including the mods, the lana, katy, taylor, xtina, beyonce etc etc all the cliques, Americunt, Hunty Bear, fab LanaxGaga, Philip, Anna-wa, Honey, Entea, Rupaul etc everyone I've ever known on fotp is here and leading the army is none other than KALI!!! We all fight and Count Olaf's army retreats, basically at this point I start waking up slowly so it's all very disjointed, but we won ofcourse. And FOTP was restored, Onika and @Lachlan bestowed me with Member of The Century along with a Hall of Fame AND a Mariah + Kylie perm Section, with not 4 but 300 Wendy Emotes! I made up with everyone, Taylor, Hannah, Hyun, Daenerys etc etc and Kali and we all hug and we all collectively upvote Count Olaf's ban log. 
The End. 



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2 minutes ago, Hermione said:

A heartwarming story that restored my faith in humanity. legend1

I didn't even have to brain storm it, it just came in my dream wow I am so incredibly talented! G.R.R Fadstin is SHAKING sistren1

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Omw a LEGEND antm1 I laughed. I cried. I was scared. I praised the day I was born. I wiped away festive tears as talent truly WON bey6 Truly heartwarming alex1 Wonder Woman HEW? We have a new best movie of the year! @Hermione is SHAKING brit7

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I loved it lmfao1 Not me having a Gandalf the White moment ny1 and whew at the rollercoaster of emotions yas1 

 

I lost it at this point "he tells me to do what I was meant to do, what my purpose in life is. Suddenly, I get up and start hitting a whistle note and out of nowhere three huge dragons appear" lmfao1

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4 minutes ago, Yuna said:

I loved it lmfao1 Not me having a Gandalf the White moment ny1 and whew at the rollercoaster of emotions yas1 

 

I lost it at this point "he tells me to do what I was meant to do, what my purpose in life is. Suddenly, I get up and start hitting a whistle note and out of nowhere three huge dragons appear" lmfao1

Idk what happened to them after that, they just appeared for like a second rip4 but it was all so cool yas1 a DREAM yas1 and we love Kali saving the day yas1 

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1 minute ago, Sylk said:

Idk what happened to them after that, they just appeared for like a second rip4 but it was all so cool yas1 a DREAM yas1 and we love Kali saving the day yas1 

I'd never abandon you btw  wub1hug1 

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3 minutes ago, Daenerys said:

okay but i would never hold hannah back from beating your ass. truly a dream!

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Did I forget to mention that you were ob**e in my dream

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Just now, Sylk said:

Did I forget to mention that you were ob**e in my dream

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i was cosplaying as you, obviously!

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6 minutes ago, Daenerys said:

okay but i would never hold hannah back from beating your ass. truly a dream!

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Just now, Aidan. said:

This is tew real

Nvm

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Wait was this an ACTUAL dream what kind of specific dream my dreams are freaking BORING compared to this fall1 not to mention mine are even more stupid and unrealistic with the most basic plotlines fall1

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1 minute ago, Malfoy said:

Wait was this an ACTUAL dream what kind of specific dream my dreams are freaking BORING compared to this fall1 not to mention mine are even more stupid and unrealistic with the most basic plotlines fall1

I had a fever so I was medicated + I'm Sylk! My dreams are always extra festive sia1 

 

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5 minutes ago, Sylk said:

I had a fever so I was medicated + I'm Sylk! My dreams are always extra festive sia1 

 

Honored to have made it in oprah7

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5 minutes ago, Hylia said:

So I was the real hero?

Yes, Best Supporting Actress! 

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3 minutes ago, Hyun. said:

what the fuck lmfao1

Another day, another slay sylk! 

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3 hours ago, Malfoy said:

Wait was this an ACTUAL dream what kind of specific dream my dreams are freaking BORING compared to this fall1 not to mention mine are even more stupid and unrealistic with the most basic plotlines fall1

fall8 I havent been able to sleep more than 5 hours every night for almost a week and all I can dream of are probability tables & integration cry5

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