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How to Eat Hot Spicy Cheetos The Right Way (with Visuals) - Back to bASSics by Chef Sylk


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It has come to my attention that many of you don't know how to eat hot spicy cheetos so I have decided to add another entry to my Back to bASSics series.

Please refer to the gif below as it shows exactly how to eat hot spicy cheetos. Alot of people just take it out and eat it and that's just barbaric. First we're gonna see the shape of her hand, notice how her hand has formed that claw shape, she delicately uses this "claw" to grab a single hot cheeto and lift it up, now look at this, she lifts the hot cheeto at a 90 degree angle. this allows for all that hot spicy seasoning to stay on the cheeto and as any good cheeto enthusiast would know 2% of the seasoning always fall off no matter what but by picking up the cheeto via this method she is able to preserve that 2% as it falls right back into the bag mixing in with it's delicious cheeto cousins. 

Even though it might not seem like it, she's moving like how an African lion moves when it hunts, she gently but ferociously places the cheetos tongue first in her mouth. This technique is called "Cheeto à la carte" invented by the french, when the hot cheetos touches the tongue all the flavors burst into a mosaic of deliciousness as seen by her delightful expression. Also notice how her fingers never touch her lips, this prevents from the seasoning sticking to her fingers when she sends the 'claw' in the bag for another cheeto. Slowly yet moving fast, as to not soak the cheeto too much, she inserts the cheeto in her mouth, clasping her lips together as she crushes and chews enjoying the crunchy, spicy, warm, tangy, vinegary cheeto. 

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Enjoy! 

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1 minute ago, Taylor said:

I see you avoiding your real work such as TLATON and releasing side projects! Like fave like stan 

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When you said i was avoiding my real work i thought u meant my real real work cause i am work right now

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2 minutes ago, Sylk said:

When you said i was avoiding my real work i thought u meant my real real work cause i am work right now

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Poor you work.mp3ing while we’re all on holiday

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2 minutes ago, Hylia said:

Did you just assume a lion’s place of origin?

omg not the SJPs (Sarah Jessica Parkers) leave me ALONE 

Just now, TattooedHeart said:

I thought the proper way was with chopsticks? @NicoleRichiePurpleHair.jpg Can you confirm or deny?

No, you never use anything but your fingers to eat cheetos, because after the cheetos is finished, you can reward yourself by licking off the seasoning that has accumulated on your fingers. You have much to learn child. 

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4 minutes ago, Sylk said:

omg not the SJPs (Sarah Jessica Parkers) leave me ALONE 

No, you never use anything but your fingers to eat cheetos, because after the cheetos is finished, you can reward yourself by licking off the seasoning that has accumulated on your fingers. You have much to learn child. 

if you use chopsticks, then you get all the cheeto dust in your mouth from on the cheeto, it's a #lifehack I learned from my dad shane dawson

3 minutes ago, Hylia said:

Chopsticks porn - the new TURTLENECKS venture?

I'm in creep1 

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4 minutes ago, TattooedHeart said:

if you use chopsticks, then you get all the cheeto dust in your mouth from on the cheeto, it's a #lifehack I learned from my dad shane dawson

I'm in creep1 

then your mouth gon go all dry, sis i'm an expert I know these things listen to me 

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1 hour ago, TattooedHeart said:

I thought the proper way was with chopsticks? @NicoleRichiePurpleHair.jpg Can you confirm or deny?

I can confirm. Growing up in the 60s, Flamin Hot Cheetos were a revolutionary product, kids everywhere were eating them with their nasty germ ridden fingers. But real elites like myself, ate them from a bowl with chopsticks. Was very classy and delicious. 

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1 minute ago, NicoleRichiePurpleHair.jpg said:

I can confirm. Growing up in the 60s, Flamin Hot Cheetos were a revolutionary product, kids everywhere were eating them with their nasty germ ridden fingers. But real elites like myself, ate them from a bowl with chopsticks. Was very classy and delicious. 

you are sick and disgusting stay away from me

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On 12/25/2017 at 9:54 AM, Hylia said:

Did you just assume a lion’s place of origin?

wow @Sylk I'm disappointed I thought you were better than that

but assuming a lion's place of origin? wow that's just too much

you should be ashamed

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42 minutes ago, Hylia said:

What an iconic Christmas Day we had

omg this was xmas no wonder i was feeling festive bitch this blog post is a SERVE

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