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  1. You may not have heard, but Gwen Stefani released an album this year! Maybe you should go stream it rather than dickride/troll every Fergie thread to oblivion! Thanks, Karen! Hope the kids are doing well! God bless!
    14 points
  2. Why are people so stupid. This election is too important for shit like that.
    12 points
  3. Grabbing a shard of glass, she charged towards Liam screaming tribal chants and jumped on top of him, hacking away at his unsuspecting penis. “MADONNA WHAT THE FUCK,” Liam screamed, trying to salvage his mangled dick. “I know it’s your birthday but I have needs too,” she growled, ripping it from his body and holding it up in the air like Simba from the Lion King. Liam gaped at the place where his dick once was, tears streaming down his face. Laughing like a wicked Hyena, Madonna swallowed his detached penis in one swift gobble and opened the window, spreading out her vagina flap
    12 points
  4. Ohhh... Look.. Who Decided 2 PUT THEIR STUPID FERGALICIOUS DEFINICIOUS FLOPANA DEL PINEAPPLE FLOPGA BLOJAOANNE HEAD INTO MY THREAD.. U had the nerve sweety... NOW ITS time for the Clock... What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the FOTP HALL OF FAME, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-KYLIEADA, and I have over 300 confirmed SCALPS on FOTP. I am trained in FOSSIL warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire FOTP Promotion team. You are nothing to me but just anothe
    12 points
  5. *is underage and/or from outside the US* *turns on the "I Voted Today" sticker*
    11 points
  6. lmao you're one to call someone else disgusting
    11 points
  7. No matter who you vote for, please go vote - exercise your rights and your mind.
    11 points
  8. Go vote! Write-in Jony FOTP and help make America gay again
    11 points
  9. If you're over 18 and in the U.S., don't be an asshole, go vote today.
    11 points
  10. Aren't you yourself a mysoginist?
    10 points
  11. I swear you cannot have an educated debate with a Trump supporter without them yelling at you or mentioning the "EMAILS!"
    10 points
  12. You can now go to your user menu > Edit Profile to add an "I voted" sticker to your posts!
    10 points
  13. NOW I WILL KEEP THIS CUTE FOR FRESH RETIREE FLOP-DONNA!!! I WOULDNT WANT TO HURT HER POOR FRAGILE BONES AND SALES!!! HA HA HA!!! AS U WILL ALL KNOW REBEL FART/SHART/K-MART/TROLLEY CART SOLD LESS THEN A MILLION WORLDWIDE..... ... IF FOSSILDONNASAURUS REX WAS ONLY CAPABLE OF THAT DESPITE HEAVY PROMOTION INCLUDING DESPERATE ATTEMPTS OF INTENTIONAL HEAD INJURY AT THE BRITS PLUS INVITING SNAKES ONTO THE STAGE TO APPEAL TO THE HIP YOUTH THEN WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FOR HER NEXT ALBUM? WILL SHE EVEN BEAT ME I AM FATRIAH THE EVACUATION OF MIMI
    10 points
  14. I voted for my very first time srsly worried about the future regardless of who wins
    9 points
  15. Voted for my first time, what a rush
    9 points
  16. *Twenty One Pilots voice* Wish we could turn back time... To the good old days... When we didn't have to worry about a Trump presidency BUT NOW WE'RE STRESSED OUT.
    9 points
  17. Me arriving at the polls with my female, black, Mexican, Muslim, LGBTQ+, handicapped, low income, and veteran sisters
    9 points
  18. Donald Trump is almost as delusional as some of the members of this forum
    9 points
  19. So after some reflection I realized that FOTP wasn't my problem. It was my poor time management skills and impossible workload. I snapped and dropped out of all my classes and am taking a leave of absence. I need some time to take care of myself and learn how to manage time better b4 starting classes again.. and I didn't realize how much you guys gave me life so I'm back
    9 points
  20. Okay ladies, now let's get in formation. One day left, we can do this y'all! <3
    9 points
  21. She's wearing something from her MJ collection He wore it when he visited the White House in 1990
    9 points
  22. And here we see @Sylk reusing his own jokes within a span of 5 minutes
    9 points
  23. And this is footage from Popfection's Headquarters! @Sylk at work!
    9 points
  24. just spotted @Hylia at a meeting of her fan club!
    9 points
  25. can you believe @Taylor met Queen B?
    9 points
  26. #tbt to the time @Hannah. met @Sylk
    9 points
  27. QUEEN Hillary officially has my vote. Latinos unite against racist TRASH
    8 points
  28. The world is watching us today. We're making history, regardless of however fucked up the result may be. Although hopefully that result leads us to further make history by electing our first female President, that would be nice.
    8 points
  29. MADINOSAUR IS AN ANGEL AMONG HUMANS AND WHEN I SAY ANGEL, I MEAN A LITERAL BIBLICAL ANGEL THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS
    8 points
  30. OH AND WATCH MR BIG MOD FERGALICIOUS DEFINIOUS FLOPANA DEL PINEAPPLE STAN @Americunt COME IN HERE TRYEN 2 ACT ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY WELL GUESS WHAT BITCH COME AT ME WITH UR HARDEST HITS COS I WILL FUCKIN GRAB U BY THE SCALP AND SPIN U 360 AROUND THE FORUM lIKE AMANDA THRIPP OUTSIDE OF THIS THREAD ANDBACK 2 THE LANA DEL REYS WHATS NOT HOT SECTION HA HA HA!!! ANYWAY BACK ON TOPIC IM SURPRISED THE SLOW ASS MADONNA FANS HAVENT MADE A SCENE IN THIS THREAD YE TIM SURE THEIR IQS ARE SO LOW THEY CANT EVEN PROCESS THE AMOUNT OF SCALPTING AND DRAGGTING AND CLOCKTING THAT HAS GONE BEFORE!!!! I WILL NOT HES
    8 points
  31. just spotted @Liam at a meeting of his fan club!
    8 points
  32. Can you believe @WinnieThePooh met @LuranusLur
    8 points
  33. Just in case The Dorito wins, let's make sure we have proper mourning music from our fave! Here's mine: 1. Dark Paradise - A mournful tune longing for Hillary Clinton. 2. Million Dollar Man - The titular man is Trump. Some of the pronouns are wrong, so consider it an attempt to convince yourself! 3. God Knows I Tried - The official "I voted for Hillary Clinton and lost" song. 4. Kinda Outta Luck - "Wrong, I know, killing someone, gets a little easier when you've done it once!" 5. Every Man Gets His Wish - The wish was Trump losing. So where is mine? 6. Backfire - What hap
    7 points
  34. yes she is. IF she's voting for hilary, then shes staying silent doesnt want to alienate her republican following, which kinda only proves she is manufactured calculated SNAKE who only cares about her image. she's a huge celebrity i mean and IF she's voting for trump then she's just plain disgustin a REAL FEMINIST, like Katy or Beyonce are, WOULD NEVER stay silent about this particulr elections. a misogynyst, racist, homophobic, man could become president.
    7 points
  35. Don't be obtuse. If you're over 18, go vote! Help us save this country.
    7 points
  36. 7 points
  37. By tomorrow Wendy could be the next US President! (via secret ballot) #ImWigHer #HowYouDoin?
    7 points
  38. Good luck tomorrow & stay safe American friends
    7 points
  39. XD WOW!!! FUCDKINGT FUCKING DRAG THAT BLEACHED BELUGA BY HER CRUSTY COBWEBBED PUSSY CAVITY TO HER RETIREMENT HOME AND LOCK THE DOOR MAYBE SHE'LL MEET THE REBEL GRANDMA SENILE PROSTITUTE HERSELF
    7 points
  40. 7 points
  41. Talent could win tonight,c'mon Hillary
    6 points
  42. Welcome me to New York with those legs queen. Her scales are so manicured that you can't even tell that's not real skin. Queen of the snakes blending in with the humans.
    6 points
  43. Charbroil my pussy until it's the perfect medium rare. That's when I'm satisfied
    6 points
  44. BITCH WHAT FUCKIN COKE RU SNORTING U MUST B ON SOME REAL GOOD SHIT NOT EVEN SEAN PENN CULD KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO U LET ME LIST THIS SHIT OUT FOR YOU BITCH .. BLOJOANNE?? SELLING 8 MILLION COPIES!!!?? SIS IT WILL BARELY SELL REBEL SHART NUMBERS LETS NOT ACTIVATE MY SUPER SAIYAN MODE OR I MIGHT HAVE 2 GIVE U A SCALPTATION DOGMATION EXPERIENCE BITCH!!!! rbele HEART tour is OVMER just lik her carer Seriously jus stop the stupidity U BEST FIZZLE TAT SPRITEY TEA ALL OVER MY PUSSY COS I AM READY 2 BE SNATCHED LADY WOOD?/!!!? LMAO I DONT REMEMBER FLOPGA RELEAS
    6 points
  45. Hylia's 2016 Accomplishments: My alberm My MSG DVD My perfumes Chanel Clothing Chanel Kids Chanel Feminine Hygiene Wipes My Glastonbury fee (which barely covered my wig glue costs) But here is the ki: Gaga's Joanne sells 5 to 8 million copies (and I get a check). The Rebel Heart Tour will gross an undetermined amount of money (and I get a check) "Living For Love (In The Interscope Men's Room)" sold two copies on iTunes (and I get a check) Lemonade sold hundreds of thousands of copies around the world and 12 copies in the United States (and I get a check)
    6 points
  46. Just spotted @Hylia shopping at Walmart with her daughter @Dr. Slay
    6 points
  47. http://fotpforums.com/profile/42874-sylk/?status=14808&type=status
    6 points
  48. Had fun at the annual "Sylk Sucks Gala"!
    6 points


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