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You may not have heard, but Gwen Stefani released an album this year! Maybe you should go stream it rather than dickride/troll every Fergie thread to oblivion! Thanks, Karen! Hope the kids are doing well! God bless!

Why are people so stupid. This election is too important for shit like that.

Grabbing a shard of glass, she charged towards Liam screaming tribal chants and jumped on top of him, hacking away at his unsuspecting penis. “MADONNA WHAT THE FUCK,” Liam screamed, trying to salvage his mangled dick. “I know it’s your birthday but I have needs too,” she growled, ripping it from his body and holding it up in the air like Simba from the Lion King. Liam gaped at the place where his dick once was, tears streaming down his face. Laughing like a wicked Hyena, Madonna swallowed his detached penis in one swift gobble and opened the window, spreading out her vagina flap

*is underage and/or from outside the US* *turns on the "I Voted Today" sticker*

lmao you're one to call someone else disgusting

No matter who you vote for, please go vote - exercise your rights and your mind.

Go vote! Write-in Jony FOTP and help make America gay again

If you're over 18 and in the U.S., don't be an asshole, go vote today.

Ohhh... Look.. Who Decided 2 PUT THEIR STUPID FERGALICIOUS DEFINICIOUS FLOPANA DEL PINEAPPLE FLOPGA BLOJAOANNE HEAD INTO MY THREAD.. U had the nerve sweety... NOW ITS time for the Clock... What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the FOTP HALL OF FAME, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-KYLIEADA, and I have over 300 confirmed SCALPS on FOTP. I am trained in FOSSIL warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire FOTP Promotion team. You are nothing to me but just anothe

Aren't you yourself a mysoginist?

I swear you cannot have an educated debate with a Trump supporter without them yelling at you or mentioning the "EMAILS!"

You can now go to your user menu > Edit Profile to add an "I voted" sticker to your posts!

I voted for my very first time srsly worried about the future regardless of who wins

Voted for my first time, what a rush

*Twenty One Pilots voice* Wish we could turn back time... To the good old days... When we didn't have to worry about a Trump presidency BUT NOW WE'RE STRESSED OUT.

Me arriving at the polls with my female, black, Mexican, Muslim, LGBTQ+, handicapped, low income, and veteran sisters

Donald Trump is almost as delusional as some of the members of this forum

NOW I WILL KEEP THIS CUTE FOR FRESH RETIREE FLOP-DONNA!!! I WOULDNT WANT TO HURT HER POOR FRAGILE BONES AND SALES!!! HA HA HA!!! AS U WILL ALL KNOW REBEL FART/SHART/K-MART/TROLLEY CART SOLD LESS THEN A MILLION WORLDWIDE..... ... IF FOSSILDONNASAURUS REX WAS ONLY CAPABLE OF THAT DESPITE HEAVY PROMOTION INCLUDING DESPERATE ATTEMPTS OF INTENTIONAL HEAD INJURY AT THE BRITS PLUS INVITING SNAKES ONTO THE STAGE TO APPEAL TO THE HIP YOUTH THEN WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FOR HER NEXT ALBUM? WILL SHE EVEN BEAT ME I AM FATRIAH THE EVACUATION OF MIMI

So after some reflection I realized that FOTP wasn't my problem. It was my poor time management skills and impossible workload. I snapped and dropped out of all my classes and am taking a leave of absence. I need some time to take care of myself and learn how to manage time better b4 starting classes again.. and I didn't realize how much you guys gave me life so I'm back

Okay ladies, now let's get in formation. One day left, we can do this y'all! <3

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And here we see @Sylk reusing his own jokes within a span of 5 minutes

And this is footage from Popfection's Headquarters! @Sylk at work!

just spotted @Hylia at a meeting of her fan club!

can you believe @Taylor met Queen B?

#tbt to the time @Hannah. met @Sylk

QUEEN Hillary officially has my vote. Latinos unite against racist TRASH

The world is watching us today. We're making history, regardless of however fucked up the result may be. Although hopefully that result leads us to further make history by electing our first female President, that would be nice.

She's wearing something from her MJ collection He wore it when he visited the White House in 1990

MADINOSAUR IS AN ANGEL AMONG HUMANS AND WHEN I SAY ANGEL, I MEAN A LITERAL BIBLICAL ANGEL THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS

just spotted @Liam at a meeting of his fan club!

Can you believe @WinnieThePooh met @LuranusLur

Just in case The Dorito wins, let's make sure we have proper mourning music from our fave! Here's mine: 1. Dark Paradise - A mournful tune longing for Hillary Clinton. 2. Million Dollar Man - The titular man is Trump. Some of the pronouns are wrong, so consider it an attempt to convince yourself! 3. God Knows I Tried - The official "I voted for Hillary Clinton and lost" song. 4. Kinda Outta Luck - "Wrong, I know, killing someone, gets a little easier when you've done it once!" 5. Every Man Gets His Wish - The wish was Trump losing. So where is mine? 6. Backfire - What hap

yes she is. IF she's voting for hilary, then shes staying silent doesnt want to alienate her republican following, which kinda only proves she is manufactured calculated SNAKE who only cares about her image. she's a huge celebrity i mean and IF she's voting for trump then she's just plain disgustin a REAL FEMINIST, like Katy or Beyonce are, WOULD NEVER stay silent about this particulr elections. a misogynyst, racist, homophobic, man could become president.

Don't be obtuse. If you're over 18, go vote! Help us save this country.

Go out and vote! ❤️

By tomorrow Wendy could be the next US President! (via secret ballot) #ImWigHer #HowYouDoin?

Good luck tomorrow & stay safe American friends

OH AND WATCH MR BIG MOD FERGALICIOUS DEFINIOUS FLOPANA DEL PINEAPPLE STAN @Americunt COME IN HERE TRYEN 2 ACT ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY WELL GUESS WHAT BITCH COME AT ME WITH UR HARDEST HITS COS I WILL FUCKIN GRAB U BY THE SCALP AND SPIN U 360 AROUND THE FORUM lIKE AMANDA THRIPP OUTSIDE OF THIS THREAD ANDBACK 2 THE LANA DEL REYS WHATS NOT HOT SECTION HA HA HA!!! ANYWAY BACK ON TOPIC IM SURPRISED THE SLOW ASS MADONNA FANS HAVENT MADE A SCENE IN THIS THREAD YE TIM SURE THEIR IQS ARE SO LOW THEY CANT EVEN PROCESS THE AMOUNT OF SCALPTING AND DRAGGTING AND CLOCKTING THAT HAS GONE BEFORE!!!! I WILL NOT HES

I think...

DO NOT CLICK! IT'S A VIRUS!!

Confirming a stereotype of boyband stans being dumb as shit

Talent could win tonight,c'mon Hillary

Charbroil my pussy until it's the perfect medium rare. That's when I'm satisfied

XD WOW!!! FUCDKINGT FUCKING DRAG THAT BLEACHED BELUGA BY HER CRUSTY COBWEBBED PUSSY CAVITY TO HER RETIREMENT HOME AND LOCK THE DOOR MAYBE SHE'LL MEET THE REBEL GRANDMA SENILE PROSTITUTE HERSELF

WHAT DO I THINK OF IT? I DONT THINK OF IT

Me: continues to look at graduate schools even though I've already been accepted to the top 3 programs in the country I need to chill