Final Lynch Update:
As the voting went on for hours (literally fuck you Tampon you indecisive ugly rat), final decision is @Chris Morlock
Having an iconic death scene last season, you bet your ass he'll have one this season as well
All the sorority sisters gathered around and made the difficult choice of killing one of their own for the better good of the sorority. They all looked around and all at once they stared at Chris who was playing with his hair and chewing his bubble gum insanely loud; popping it and blowing it, he hardly noticed that the sister had formed a circle around him.
"Heeeeyyyy, what are you guys doin??"
@Tampon looked at Chris and cocked her head to the side before pulling a pair of brass knuckles from her purse and decking Chris right in his rat face. Taken away from the blow Chris screamed in pain.
"OMG WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING ME BITCH?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HERE FROM MY LAWYER YOU UGLY TWAT. MY DADDY WILL SUE YOU FOR ALL THAT UOUI HAVE YOU FAT UGLY RAT"
Tampon then took a second and leaned in real close to Chris' ear and whispered to him,
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
Tampon then threw Chris to the ground and began choking him. Chris scratched and pulled and tried to break the choke hold but remained weak and was rendered unconscious for the time being. The girls dragged his body down to the basement.
Chris was gaining consciousness when all he could see were blurred bodies in front of him in a dimly lit room. Once his sight regained fully, he could see Tampon holding a small knife and the other sisters holding lanterns. Chris looked around and saw that he was on a spinning target for knife throwers, he looked down and realized his chest was bloody in 2 spots, as he looked up Tampon made her way over to Chris
"Looking for these?"
Pulling her hand from behind her back, Tampon revealed a pair of circle made from skin
"Are... are those my nipples?" -Chris
"They sure are, here you can have them back" -Tampon
Tampon then stapled his nipples back onto Chris' forehead causing more blood to drip. This gave tampon a great idea.... he was going to turn Chris into a living Mr. Potato Head. Tampon started by ripping Chris' pants off and grabbing him by the root of his balls, he made solid eye contact him as he ripped is testicles right off. Tampon then grabbed a small hand torch as well as a sharp blade and eyed Chris' dick, Tampon took the blade and slowly but forcefully began cutting the penis from his body while cauterizing the wound as he went creating a flat piece of mutilated skin. Tampon threw the dick next to the balls and stared at the gaping hole on Chris.
"No I don't know if you know this but I've done this once before. It was probably the best thing to ever happen to me."
Tampon then pulled his dick out and ripped the wound open again slightly to lube it up, he began forcefully fucking Chris mutilated crotch as Chris passed out from the lack of blood flow and blood loss. When Chris woke back up he looked down to see that the wound was oozing and Tampon was pulling up his pants.
"Now which one of you wants to play pin the dick on the ass?" - Tampon
No one volunteered so Tampon went ahead and blindfolded himself. As he held Chris' dick in his hand with a pin, he began walking towards Chris. Imitating pin the tail on the donkey, Tampon pinned Chris' dick on his ear creating a makeshift earring. He then repeated the same thing but this time with Chris' ball sack, this time pinning it on his chin. Tampon and the rest of the girls laughed and laughed and laughed until Tampon needed to pee. Tampon and the rest of the girls went upstairs to take a pee break... for hours; they left Chris downstairs for what seemed like days. He hung there on the target, bleeding and hungry. Suddenly the door to upstairs opened and he heard footsteps. @Diamond had brought Chris a snack, a piece of pie.
"You've got to be hungry. Here I'll feed it to you"
Chris took a bite and his face said it all. He was disgusted and the pie tasted like shit.
"EW WTF. Who made this fucking pie, it tastes like shit" - Chris
Diamond gave a crooked smile and cocked his head
"Oh sweetie! I did. And the reason it tastes like shit is because it is shit. hahah you just ate my shit! That's what you get for voting for me day after day you fugly rat"
Diamond threw the pie on the ground and whipped out his dick
"Tampon looked liked he was having a lot of fun so I thought I'd give it a whirl"
Diamond gouged the wound to reopen it and slid his dick inside. Going at it for 6 mins straight Diamond finally achieved an orgasm and put his dick pack in his pants.
"That was probably the best sex ever"
He whistled for everyone to comeback downstairs and they did. Tampon walked right up to Chris and whispered. "You ready to die now fatty?"
Tampon gripped the edge of the target and began spinning it around. Chris' vision swirled as he saw Tampon throwing knives at him. One landed in his leg and he started bleeding, another landed in his mutilated crotch where Tampon and Diamond had relieved themselves. Another knife landed in his side. He made quick intense eye contact with Tampon before he saw the final 2 knives hit him in the eyes. He was dead from blood loss and Syphilis
I've had this diary for at least a year by now, but I never wrote in it. IDK why..
It's 6:00 PM atm and i'm sad to tell you that my best friend @Anna-wa has been lynched for being thought of as a slasher.
I miss ha cute nature and lovable personality. How could they all think that the good sister was a slasher?
I'll be my JOB to find out who that skank bitch is and use my Anything Is A Tampon if You Try Hard EnoughTM Spear and shove it up their as and then make them use it to clean their ears so i can push it into their small brain.
I bet it was @Sylk but i dont have sufficient evidence to accuse and expose ha lying ass.
Why is everyone out to get me? idk what to do rn.
I'm the Virgin and everyone knows it UGH.
If i die tonight, I'm gonna kill Sylk in her sleep for starting the votes against me.
thats all for now
i guess im dead. Please tell Marilyn Manson, Kesha, and the former members of My Chemical Romance that I will always be with them.
I give all my possessions to my bae, @frankgutz who was smart to stay away from camp.
Congrats to those you have made it to the end alive!!!
Tomorrow is the finale!!! Don't miss it!