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  1. 29 points
    Sometimes you say you’re gonna do something. But when you actually want to start, it seems way harder then you can imagine. It’s kinda hard for me to tell you this, not only because it’s really emotional for me, but also because English is not my very first language. I hope I can tell my story crystal clear and I hope y’all will understand it. I really wanted to share this part of my life with you, because FOTP has become a huge part of my life and I don’t know, it’s kinda nice to talk about it with people who don’t you know in real life. And I know you won’t judge me, because most of you has supported me in the past, so I kinda want to share it with you. Okay, here we go. So, I have been obese for almost all my life now. Not so much it becomes dangerously, but just overweight. I’ve tried a lot of things to lose weight, since I was a kid and in my teenage years. I’ve been too several dietists, I tried out several diets, I went to the gym (at some point I went to the gym four times a week), I even went to see a psychologist to discover why I am not losing weight. After I went to the psychologist, I was kinda desperate and went to my GP. Luckily, my GP is a very nice woman, who I can talk to very nice. She understands me and comes with proper solutions. She came with this solution – a reduction of my stomach, a gastric bypass. In the first place, I was kinda shook. She told me this was kind of a “last resort” and you can’t return it. So if you do this surgery, you’re bound to it forever. I have overthought this for almost a year – in the mean time I tried to change my life in a healthier one (more fruit, no sugar added drinks), but nothing seemed to work. I didn’t see any results. So I went to my GP again and told her I wanted to do this surgery. I was, and I am still, 200% sure of this decision. It was a hard decision though. My life will change forever: when everybody is going out for dinner at restaurants, I can only take a small portion, I can’t drink and go out the way I did and ofcourse a lot of more consequences. I overthought this all, but all these negative can’t compete against the positive things. The most positive thing is that I’ll regain my confidence and a positive self image. The surgery is at March 21st and I can’t tell how nervouw I am. Since I have known the date, I haven’t been sleeping well, almost 3 hours a night. I just can’t stop thinking about it. There are so many questions floating through my head. Mainly, because I don’t know what to expect. I have heard very positive stories, but also very negative stories, about the after care after the surgery. I’m just trying to look and holding on to the future. A gastric bypass gives great results. A colleague at my internship did it and she lost 45 kilograms in 9 months. That’s just amazing! I hope y’all get it and feel free to ask me anything. <3 I just wanted to let you know this, so you know when I’m not around, or acting different like I do now. <3 I know mass tagging isn't done these days anymore, but I don't care, I just tagged my followers & the people I talk to a lot. Let me become a really skinny legend soon.
  2. 27 points
    Honors program life is all work and no play. I don't remember the last time I had a full eight hours of sleep (or even six, for that matter), ate a sit-down meal, read a whole book in one sitting, or had a real conversation with my family beyond them asking "Can we talk?" and myself replying with "Not right now, I'm busy." I've become so swamped with academic responsibilities lately that I don't have time to keep visiting here daily without seriously jeopardizing my future, so I need to cut back on my forum time. I'm not even exaggerating about the amount of work I'm getting either; there have already been a few meltdowns from my classmates about research papers, portfolios, presentations, and final exams and I feel like I'm next. I'm not "leaving" FOTP and I won't completely disappear, but I'm definitely going to be less active, provided that my self-control follows through. Being away from you all for so long will be sad for me, but I have to do what's best for myself. If you have an emergency (or if you want to give me your Snapchat username to keep in touch) you can still PM me and I'll see it, because I have email alerts for those. Term ends on the 12th of May, so I'll be back full-time by then. Hopefully this isn't too extra and over-the-top, but here is some lovely exit music in true Hermione fashion. Good luck with life and see you this summer!
  3. 26 points
    Since I'm constantly being misgendered here, let me make it clear. I am a MALE That is all
  4. 26 points
    Hello, it is I, Taylor, here again to announce a new show coming to Slither Productions! I can confirm, the rumors are true, I have given up on The Golden NUDES because it was boring and uneventful. Below is the Character Guide for the upcoming series Nudesless, expected to premiere some time in the next week! Stay tuned! Main Cast: @Hannah. as Hannah Gallagher @Sylk as SylkGallagher @Taylor as Taylor Gallagher @Daenerys as Cody Gallagher @Hylia as Hylia Mylkovich Role: Main Role: Main Role: Main Role: Main Role: Main Age: 23 Age: 50 Age: 18 Age: 18 Age: 19 @TattooedHeart as Lily Mylkovich @Aidan. as Aidan Balls @Diamond as Diamond Fisher @Hyun. as Hyun Jackson @Maraj as Maraj Jackson Role: Main Role: Main Role: Main Role: Main Role: Main Age: 18 Age: 27 Age: 25 Age: 48 Age: 18 @Saiga as Saiga Lishman @AwayForAWhile as Winndy Gallagher Role: Re-occurring Role: Re-occurring Age: 25 Age: 50 Future Guest Appearances/Re-occurring Roles: @Kali as Kali Smart @Jae as Jae Jackson @Royale as Royale Carey @Juinae as Juinae Slithers @Halcyon as Jakob Pratt @Skyline as Sky Evans @Dr. Slay as Slay Mylkovich @Goosey as Terry Mylkovich @Hermione as Tiny Hollander
  5. 24 points
    Here is the character guide for the first season of my upcoming show! It is an original story starring my forum friends with elements of Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, Chronicles of Narnia, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, American Horror Story, Once Upon a Time, Charmed, Supernatural, Teen Wolf, and pretty much all of the trash Tumblr fandoms. @Hermione as Hermione Granger A recent graduate of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the booksmart and determined Hermione has crossed the pond and is now a freelance hunter of Dark wizards, ghosts, demons, and vampires in America. After observing signs that the long-gone wicked sorceress La Diabla Blanca might be staging an explosive return to power, she posts an advertisement on the World Wide Wizarding Web in search of fellow witches and wizards to recruit and train for a new Coven. @Sylk as Wanda Williams A once-powerful witch who founded the first incarnation of the Coven and defeated the nefarious Diabla Blanca...several years ago. She retired and became a recluse after it was discovered that she had been illegally jinxing the charts to make Mariah Carey a skinny legend, and is now a washed-up drunken mess. On top of all of that, she secretly stole three little girls from the hospital room at birth and has raised them as her own daughters. The Coven decides to reach out to their disgraced former ally and her daughters to help take down La Diabla, and despite her rusty magical abilities she can't wait to beat that ass back into Hell once again. @Taylor as La Diabla Blanca Long presumed dead, the powerful Dark sorceress is still lurking in the shadows, waiting for the perfect moment to make an iconic comeback. She finally clawed her way out of the ninth circle of Hell, and she's ready to hunt down the Coven once again and kill Wanda and her companions. It's sure to be a bloodbath of Shakespearean proportions, but they have no idea how soon it's coming. @Hannah. as Hannah Williams @Coca-Cola as Chanel Williams @TattooedHeart as Lily Williams The beautiful and popular sisters at FOTP Central High have a deadly secret: they moonlight as witches. Stolen from the hospital room at birth by Wanda Williams, she raised them fully familiar with all things occultic and supernatural. Hermione is keen to recruit the sisters in the mission to stop La Diabla, whom their adoptive mother defeated when they were only toddlers, but after learning of their true parental lineage they have a falling-out with Wanda and instead choose to dabble in the Dark side to piss off their increasingly delusional mother. @Honey as Honey-wa @Anna-wa as Anna-wa These elf siblings are characterized by their supernatural beauty and gentle nature. Hiding their elongated ears under flowing blonde manes, they can live normal day-to-day lives in the human world without anyone knowing of their true race. A veterinarian and a babysitter by daylight, they act as nurses to the Coven, using their special healing powers in times of need. In reality hundreds of years old, they are blessed with anti-aging genes. @Daenerys as Dany Darkheart @Juinae as Juinae the Jabberwocky Forever banished to the pages of a storybook in the Coven's library after the last time La Diabla Blanca came to power, the Williams sisters plot to break and enter the Coven headquarters against their mother's wishes and return Dany to the real world. La Diabla's old right-hand woman, Dany has a few tricks up her sleeve and knows exactly where to find her former accomplice. She is trailed at all times by her carnivorous reptilian pet, Juinae the Jabberwocky. @Hyun. as Hyuna Huang and @Maraj as Maraj Menage This recently-married young couple sees Hermione's ad on the Web and answers it. Once they arrive at headquarters they keep to themselves and don't really do that much other than make out very loudly in their room 24/7, which pisses off Hermione to no end. Hyuna and Maraj are dreadful at combative charms, but they can make intoxicating love potions and seduction spells that no red-blooded man or woman can resist. @Kali as Kali Jackson Kali holds the distinction of being the only member of the Coven without any magical abilities or heritage. Unsatisfied with her boring customer service job at the mall, she catches them doing magic on camera and threatens to expose their secret to the public unless they keep her around for their adventures. Hermione reluctantly agrees, but the Coven regularly threatens to wipe her memory and send her packing. @Liam and @Aidan. as Liam and Aidan Lycanthopyre These hunky twins are actually mutant hybrids: their mother was a vampire and their father was a werewolf. Liam and Aidan's parents died at La Diabla Blanca's hands the last time she was seen on Earth, and now that there are whispers she's returning they want to avenge their parents. The twins are your typical dumb jocks, but also completely obsessed with Kylie Minogue. They're always hitting on Hermione, who usually tells them to shut the fuck up, put a shirt on, and go bother Bella Swan instead. @QUINN as Quinnda the Good Witch Quinnda refuses to get involved in drama or conflict, and instead acts as a fairy godmother of sorts to the Coven. She spends most of her time watching over pop star Katy Perry and being her guardian angel, but she occasionally pops in and out for advice and wisdom when our heroes need her most. From left to right: @GLORY, @#Music, @Dr. Slay, @Royale & @Halcyon I will develop your characters and personalities more in-depth later but I'm tired of writing at the moment tbh and just want to get this published Just know that you'll be in the story! I'm sure there will eventually be guest appearances so @Hylia @Jae @blankdreams. @Vertigo-go @Lord Stoneheart @Breathless Mahoney @LanaxGaga @Royalty @Princess Aurora @Saiga @Diamond @Kuba @Michael.@My Everything stay perched too!
  6. 23 points
    Like most people, coming out has been a timely process, and I'm just talking about preparing for it. I made a promise to myself two years ago that I would come out to my parents by the time I was 20. Here's the fun part. I turn 20 NEXT MONTH. It's not even about the goal anymore, but rather I feel that the time is coming. Today at an appointment with my psychiatrist, we got to talking about politics and particularly Donald Trump and his feud with Rosie O'Donnell. My psychiatrist was talking about Rosie's strained relationship with her daughter and wondered if her daughter might have homophobic tendencies, and I kinda blurted out "that's something I wanna talk to my parents about. Coming out". It was that moment that for the first time ever, I've told someone in real life that I'm gay. We talked a lot about coming out and she told me that from the times she's talked to my mom (my mom also sees her for other reasons) that my mom always seems proud of me and that she doesn't think that my parents will have a problem with it. She reassured me that no matter what my parents' initial reaction is, that things will will work out in the end. She was so supportive and I really feel like I've took a major step for myself and that I'm finally starting this journey I've wanted to start for a very long time now. I also must must thank all of you on FOTP. Being able to talk to all of you on here, I haven't felt alone with my sexuality considering I live in the Bible Belt. I hope that soon I'm able to post part 2 with my parents' reaction, and I hope that part 2 is filled with good news.
  7. 22 points
    The Wendy Museum Presents.. Thanks to @Skyline who helped resize the gifs since the abnormal sizes of them were of inconvenience to a few! Here are all the Wendy Reaction Pics! + New ones at the end! Note: a few of the pics have been re-titled and the pics are arranged in alphabetical order! Annoyed Wendy Apologetic Wendy Beautiful Wendy Breakdown Wendy Bulging Eyes Tea Wendy Celebratory Wendy Confused Wendy Curious Wendy Deep Thought Wendy Disgusted Wendy Emotional Wendy Excited Hot Topics Wendy Explanatory Wendy Exhausted Wendy Fake Laugh Wendy Frantic Wendy Funny Wendy Glowing Wendy Hhmmph Wendy 2 Hhmmph Wendy 1 Hhmmph Wendy THE RE UP Holding Back Tears Wendy Laugh Wendy 2 Laugh Wendy Light Shady Smile Wendy Make Up Free Explanatory Wendy Make Up Free Laugh Wendy Monster Wendy 2 Monster Wendy Naive Wendy NonChalant Wendy Opp Wendy Patriotic Wendy Pre-SHOOK Wendy Receipts Wendy 2 Receipts Wendy Receipts Wendy 3 Schoolgirl Wendy Screeching Sound While Crying Wendy Shady Smile Wendy Shady Wendy Shady Wendy 2 Shady Wendy The RE UP Shaking Wendy Shocked Wendy 2 Shocked Wendy B&W Shocked Wendy SHOOK Wendy Smirk Wendy 2 Smirk Wendy Zoom In On The Food Smirk Wendy 1 Surprised Wendy TADA! Wendy 2 TADA! Wendy Tears Streaming Down The Cheeks Wendy Upset Wendy 2 Upset Wendy Weird Dance Wendy Weird Eyes Wendy Wendy Stare WenTEA 2 WenTEA 1 Wiping Tears Really Hard Wendy Wiping Tears Wendy thank you all <3
  8. 22 points
    *NOTE: The events, characters and firms depicted in this dream story are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or banned, or to actual firms, is purely coincidental. So, it all started with me on a date with this really hot guy, like he was so fucking hot, black, totally my type, tall and a had deep voice, we were clearly enjoying each others company he was totally into me, the only thing weird was his two little kids were there...yup he had kids. But Dream-Sylk was surprisingly fine with that, infact I was getting along just fun with the kids, being a mother to them and all. So after we finish eating, he tells the kids to go back to the car and we'll be right there, so I have a moment and one thing leads to another and we go like in the back or whatever and do the nasty. Once the nasty is done, (which was amazing I might add) Both the man and the kids suddenly disappear and I'm back at my place on my laptop, I suppose it's the next day or whatever? So I open my laptop, log in on Fotp, and I'm SHOOK. The Homepage looks different, there's an admin announcement, that fotp was being sold to someone. The entire layout had already been changed, all the Fotp favs are under one section and the main section is titled "Mariah Carey, Queen of Music" I'm like wtf is this shit??? So I scroll down, I have no idea how to use this new fotp, but I look at the status bar and there is a status from @Hermione that says "Wtf did Sylk do? sob1" and another status from @Aidan. that says "Sylk done fucked up. He betrayed the Kylie section, he betrayed all of us." and then another one from @Hannah that is just a crying emote. Her rep was negative 100k, all the statuses had like 333+ downvotes and there were comments from Onika like "there's nothing we can do now." And I'm like WTFFF is going on, then suddenly the page refreshes and there's a new status from @Daenerys "HE'S ONLINE" I get scared and shut my laptop and go to sleep. Then next day or whatever, apparently all of fotp lives close by so I come to hang out at the rep clique's usual hang out place, which is like a coffee shop, just like how it is in Friends but 10x cooler, but the coffee shop is burned down, and Hannah, @Hylia, @Saiga, @Hyun., @Taylor @Halcyon @TattooedHeart @Diamond @Dr. Slay @Maraj etc are all helping clean up, they suddenly spot me and Hannah jumps me and starts attacking whilst yelling "what did you doooo??", Taylor and Daenerys hold her back. And I'm like "wtf did I do?" Now, mind you, this was a long ass dream so there's a huge plot hole here somewhere but Saiga starts explaining what happened, he says that fotp was bought under the name Sylk, and turned into a profit seeking pop forum. You have to pay to be on fotp now and only discuss about Mariah, everyone has negative rep except for Sylk and Aidan is banned every other week. So I'm like wtf I would never do that. But none of them believe me, so I ask for my girl Kali (@Yuna) since she would side with me, but they all tell me that after what happened Kali was so disgusted at what I had done, she decided to leave fotp forever. After hearing that I basically start bawling and have a meltdown. Seeing me cry and all everyone suddenly believe me, and we all have a group hug. We all start talking and come to the conclusion that this is all a plan orchestrated by none other than the anti-rep clique, the people who've always hated us, this is their plan to tear apart the rep clique/nudes. We all basically turn into Nancy Drew, and me DETERMINED to get Kali back, also start investigating. We learn that Onika does not know any of this tom foolery, and the sale of fotp hasn't yet went through, so we decide to get brave and make an offer on it, Onika tells us that the other buyer aka the fake "Sylk" has upped their original offer after hearing about us so we basically have a bidding war, ultimately Onika gets fed up and proposes a battle, and I say yes! All ya'll start hating me saying that the anti-rep clique which also consists of the mods have a much larger army than us, we would never be able to fight them, but I like give a motivational speech and what not and all ya'll show up, all NUDES members, past and present plus all the rep clique supporters like Hermione, @Royale, @Royalty, @#Music @Malfoy, @Coca-Cola @Cosmic @Vilppu @Skyline @Juinaeetc like literally everyone I'm friends with one here show up, ready to support and fight alongside us. The day of the battle arrives, and it's EXACTLY like the Battle of the Bastards episode from Game of Thrones except ofcourse 10x cooler. One one side, the rep clique army all mixed up and in a jumbled pattern, while the opposing army all in large numbers and perfectly coordinated. Suddenly, @Tasso appears from behind yelling Sylkkkkk and everyone takes out their weapons to attack him but I wave a hand and all ya'll stop (btw I look so fucking bad ass here) Tasso tells me that mods aren't involved in this, I'm like what?? then who is? Tasso tells me that the mod + Lana clique actually want us to win, cause I became a lana stan not too long ago and I get along with all the mods, so that kind of created an inconspicuous alliance between us. We're all shook! Then who are these people fighting us? I ask. Suddenly the leader of the army on the other end steps out... and I look through my binoculars and I'm SHOOK it's none other than Count Olaf, he gives a speech about how we never respected him and accepted him in the rep clique or Big Brother game, thus he has gathered all our haters and created a dupe army, and planned to tear apart the rep clique by using it's most important and key member aka Sylk! The hot guy with the kids was actually a hitman sent by him that was supposed to kill me, but I gave him good sex so he spared my life apparently. And he also burned down the coffee shop hang out place so there wouldn't be chance of us getting back together, but his plan didn't work. "But it does not matter, now we end this once and for all." Count Olaf declares. We all start shaking, our army barely visible on the field, and theirs spread wide across, as far as the eye could see. They start marching forward and we have no choice but to fight. So the battle begins and we're basically losing, many of us are killed. I'm on the verge of dying, when Hylia saves me and we kiss and have a moment where he tells me to do what I was meant to do, what my purpose in life is. Suddenly, I get up and start hitting a whistle note and out of nowhere three huge dragons appear, Count Olaf and his army are SHOOK. But we're still outnumbered, so suddenly, we hear a siren and Witness (the song) starts playing, we look over our shoulder and all of fotp is here to fight including the mods, the lana, katy, taylor, xtina, beyonce etc etc all the cliques, Americunt, Hunty Bear, fab LanaxGaga, Philip, Anna-wa, Honey, Entea, Rupaul etc everyone I've ever known on fotp is here and leading the army is none other than KALI!!! We all fight and Count Olaf's army retreats, basically at this point I start waking up slowly so it's all very disjointed, but we won ofcourse. And FOTP was restored, Onika and @Lachlan bestowed me with Member of The Century along with a Hall of Fame AND a Mariah + Kylie perm Section, with not 4 but 300 Wendy Emotes! I made up with everyone, Taylor, Hannah, Hyun, Daenerys etc etc and Kali and we all hug and we all collectively upvote Count Olaf's ban log. The End.
  9. 22 points
    Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to The Wendy Emote Museum Over the past year, the Wendy Emotes have emerged as one of the most used and loved emotes on this site! Although only two emotes were approved, the Sylkmonster Research and Development Lab has worked tirelessly for day and night to create an assortment of Wendy emotes that will now be put to display in here! The Sylkmonster Org has worked very closely with the FOTP staff into creating this archive, that will house all Wendy emotes, created by us. And now ladies and gentlemen, here is the President of our organization Sylkmonster!!!! "I am so honored to unveil these emotes to you all. I had a dream.. that one day we will have an entire collection of wendy emotes, here on fotp, and tonight, that dream has never been closer! I want to dedicate each of these emotes to my fellow fotpers, whose love and support has always been the pillar to my strength! Ladies and Gentlemen I give you, the Wendy emotes" I wanna dedicate this emote to my fotp twin @ChooseyLover. This was the first Wendy emote ever created and it is really close to my heart, as are you. Xo I wanna dedicate this emote to the one and only @Saiga. When I look upon this emote, it reminds me of how we spill tea in pms. Love you xo I wanna dedicate this emote to none other than @Skyline. You have always been there for me, and what a better way to thank you then forever immortalizing your name in here! Xo I wanna dedicate this emote to my hunty @WinnieThePooh I have no words here, so I'll continue this in bed tonight! xoxo I wanna dedicate this emote to my one and only true love @Hylia. There is no other person who makes my bussy moist as you do my love. And when I look at this emote it reminds me of all the kiii that we have. Love you forever and always xo I wanna dedicate this emote to @Alejandreaux. Cause everytime talent (aka Alejandreaux) wins, I feel like what Wendy is feeling in this emote. Xoxo I wanna dedicate this emote to the one and only @Newton. You brought me on this site and taught me everything about fotp. When I look at this emote, I see noone but you. LOVE U Xo I wanna dedicate this emote to my rightful successor @Dr. Slay. When I look at this emote, it reminds me of how much tea you spill and the kiis you give me. Love you xoxo I wanna dedicate this emote to who else but @TaylorNation™. When I look upon this emote, it reminds me of ha leadership and dragging qualities. Love you sis xoxo I wanna dedicate this emote to everyone else who I dont remember right now cause my charging is about to die lol. Its only fitting really. But fear not, if your name is not mentioned, the Wendy Museum Staff will update every month with new emotes! Xoxo So there you have it! I'd also like to take this moment to officially announce.. The Sylky Williams Show It is currently in production and will air sometime in May! Stay preacht ladies! Thank you for coming everyone! Good night! NOTE: The wendy emotes are PRIVATE property, so if you use it outside of FOTP aka our partner, you will be held liable. And if we see our emotes on other forums, we will not hesitate to launch a lawsuit. Xoxo
  10. 22 points
    Character Guide Episode One - "Trouble In Chicago" • • • Hannah. 23 years old. The oldest sister in a family of three kids. The sister that keeps everything going. She hops out of bed, puts her clothes on, and heads down stairs, ready to start the day as usual. Her father, Sylk, is laying passed out on the floor. She sighs and calls for her younger brothers, Taylor and Cody, to come help carry him out. Usually they just drop him off in the yard and leave him there until he wakes up, but this time she had something else in mind. All three of them picked him up and carried him out the back door, down the steps, and into the back yard. They lay him down for a brief moment so that Taylor and Cody can listen to Hannah's plan, and just to rest. "Maybe he should drop a few pounds," Taylor says. "Yeah, at least then if he's gonna leave us to carry his rank ass out of the house every day he wouldn't be as hard to carry." Cody says. They all laugh. "Okay, here's what we're going to do..." Hannah says. "We'll carry him to the nearest dumpster and drop him off there. Even if it gets emptied while he's still in there, it won't really make a difference in our lives." Taylor and Cody both agreed with the plan. They once again lift his body back up and carry him to the nearest dumpster where they eventually drop him off and head back to the house. Taylor. 18 years old. The youngest sibling by 9 months, a senior in High School. He has plans to study and train to become an EMT. He leaves the house and heads over to his friend Lily's house. He arrived at her house and knocked at the door, but instead was greeted by her brother, Hylia. Hylia smiled and grabbed onto Taylor's shirt, pulling him into the house. They made their way back to his room and closed the door. "Is your father home?" Taylor asks. "No, he's probably being arrested for DUI as we speak." Hylia replies. They both take off their clothes and start going at it. Suddenly, they hear the front door open and quickly get their clothes back on and try to act natural. Lily walks down the hallway and into her bedroom. They both let out a sigh of relief. Hylia's father is nothing shy of a vile creature, hated by everyone in the city, been in and out of prison more times than you could count on both hands. Oh, and one more thing - Taylor and Hylia would both be shot dead right then and there if he caught them. Cody. 18 years old. The middle sibling, older than Taylor by 9 months, he is also a senior in High School. Most people would describe him as... a grade A asshole. It's too bad smarts can't buy a better personality. He heads home with a black eye that he got after getting into a fight with a guy at school, a guy who happens to be dating a girl he slept with... on multiple occasions. This is not an anomaly when it comes to Cody's sex life, he is the definition of a whore. It'd take less time to name the girls he hasn't slept with as apposed to the ones he has. He gets home and goes straight to the fridge to get an ice pack and apply it straight to his eye. Hannah comes down stairs and notices the black eye, she just rolls her eyes and moves on. Cody then heads over to his "friend" Maraj's house, where they sit outside on the front steps, pop a pack of cigarettes, and start smoking. Sylk. 50. The father of three children. A raging alcoholic. Blows all of his disability checks on booze and Mariah Carey CDs. His eyes start to open, all alone in a dumpster, in the dark... "What the fuck?!?!" Sylk screams. He manages to get the lid off the dumpster and climbs out, somehow smelling even cleaner than he did before he got thrown in there. He makes his way down the alley, stumbling as he walks, and eventually makes his way to his street. He walks up the sidewalk and up to the front door, into the house. Everyone is having dinner and pays no attention to him until he says "Hellloooooo, my wonderful family, I'm home!" Everyone looks at him and then goes back to their food. "Ungrateful rodents." Sylk mumbles under his breath. Sylk makes his way into the kitchen and grabs a bottle of booze, then he stumbles back out of the house and falls down the steps into a huge pile of dog shit. "Fuck," he says. "Why must I always fall head first into Jennifer Lopez's discography?" he exclaims, angrily wiping the shit off his face with a leaf. Sylk then lays back down and falls asleep outside in the front yard, most likely knocked out from all the drugs he combined earlier. The neighbors, Aidan and Diamond, make their way into the house with a fresh pan of lasagna. "Hey bitches!" Diamond says, strutting into the house in a new pair of heels. "Are those heels Versace?" Hannah asks. "Yeah, my baby got them for me as a gift for our 3rd anniversary!" Diamond replies. "Wow, I wish I had a man that wasn't cheap." Hannah says. "Maybe you should get out and find yourself a sugar daddy, I'm sure there's lots of old geezers out there that can still get it up and would love to buy you shit." Diamond says. They sit down and the whole family begins eating. Yet another long day behind them in the Gallagher household. Main Cast: @Hannah. as Hannah Gallagher @Sylk as Sylk Gallagher @Taylor as Taylor Gallagher @Daenerys as Cody Gallagher @Hylia as Hylia Mylkovich @TattooedHeart as Lily Mylkovich @Aidan. as Aidan Balls @Diamond as Diamond Fisher @Hyun. as Hyun Jackson @Maraj as Maraj Jackson @Saiga as Saiga Lishman @AwayForAWhile as Winndy Gallagher Re-occurring Roles/Guest Stars: @Kali as Kali Smart @Jae as Jae Jackson @Royale as Royale Carey @Juinae as Juinae Slithers @Halcyon as Jakob Pratt @Skyline as Sky Evans @Dr. Slay as Slay Mylkovich @Goosey as Terry Mylkovich @Hermione as Tiny Hollander @blankdreams. as Blank Lishman @My Everything as Luca Lishman @Michael. as Michelle Nikolaev
  11. 22 points
    Ep1 - It Wasn't Love AUDIO: https://clyp.it/0md4s2i3 Hyun. 19. bottom. a virgin, but that is about to change soon. He was recently accepted In the Los Mangeles College of Arts:NUDES! A dream of his. Hyun packed his bags, said goodbye to his family and moved from Hawaii to L.M! He let out a large breath as he looked at his reflection in the mirror. First days are always tough. I look good, he thought to himself but at the back of his mind he was unsure. He left his apartment, caught a bus and made his way downtown. This should be easy and smooth, he kept telling himself. Everything is going to be fine. He thought. But he didn't know something was about to change his life forever. Just as he was about to cross the parking lot and enter the building, it hit him. Literally. A car literally hit him. It was another new kid, Taylor. Hyun wasn't injured, the lamborghini just slightly grazed him. But being frail and weak, Hyun fell to the ground. A crowd immediately gathered. Taylor, the jerk, exited his vehicle and showed little to no remorse. "What is going on here?" a voice yelled, Professor Aidan walked through the dispersing crowd. "It's nothing, I just fell..I'm alright" Hyun attempted to impose, but the tear on his jeans and the little speck of blood on his shin said otherwise. "Are you sure?" Professor Aidan asked again, giving him a hand. Taylor just stood by the car door barely paying attention. "Why don't you go see the Nurse..." Professor Aidan began to instruct, but Hyun's eyes were at Taylor, this beautifully chiseled man. But before he could dwell any further, a girl approached him Hannah his girlfriend. Professor Aidan turned to reprimand Taylor but Hyun turned and walked away. He approached the Nurse's office. A quiet little area in the building. "Oh hello!" Nurse Hylia said, "First patient of the semester!" Hyun quietly sat on the stretcher as Nurse Hylia, a man somewhere in his late 20s, examined his leg. "I don't know.. I'm just gonna clean this wound up and put a band-aid for now." Nurse Hylia said, "I'm gonna write you to Dr. Joel, off-campus, this looks really bad!". Hyun couldn't care less, his first day and all this happened. He thought Nurse Hylia was cute. But he was probably Straight like Taylor too. Maybe somewhere deep down Hyun had hoped that it would've been like in the movies, where he fell in love with the person who hit him with his car and they had lived happily ever after. "Is everything okay?" Nurse Hylia asked, snapping Hyun back to reality. "Yes yes, everything's fine." He swiftly replied. "Why don't you come see me sometime? We can talk." Nurse Hylia asked. "That would be great." Hyun solemnly replied walking out. Hyun bumped into Principal Saiga, who insisted he show him to his class. "Okay class we have a new student from Hawaii this year, I hope you befriend him and make him feel at home--Taylor feet off the table please," Principal Saiga said "Why don't you all introduce yourself one by one, come on now don't be shy." He pushed Hyun forward. Interrupting Professor Sylk's class, who stood in the back fuming. "Hi, I'm Hyun. I'm 19. I'm from Hawaii" Hyun announced in a barely audible tone. "I'm Lily" A young Jewish girl in the first seat replied. "I'm Skyline" A tall black guy wearing glasses added. One by one they all introduced themselves. "I'm Juinae! Nice to meet you! "I'm Daniel!" "I'm Quinn" "I'm Slay" "I'm Blank" after a few more introductions Taylor spoke "I'm Taylor" giving Hyun a smirk. "I'm Hannah" his girlfriend sitting beside him followed. "Go on Hyun, have that empty seat." Professor Sylk gestured to the empty seat beside Hannah."Okay this is Professor Kali's class but since she couldn't be here I'm filling in..." Hyun quietly made his way to his seat. Just as class started, Hannah leaned in to Hyun and whispered "Even though my boyfriend is bi, doesn't mean he'd go for you, so don't get any ideas." He's BI?? Hyun smiled. FLASH-FORWARD 3 MONTHS LATER: "What do we do with the body?" a voice said. "What do you mean what do we do with the body? I didn't want to do this." Another voice replied. "fuck fuck FUCK what did we do" a third voice added. "Would you fucking stop crying Hannah?" a voice yelled. "It was all my fault" Hannah cried. "It was all our faults." Hyun replied. "Listen to me," someone grabbed someone, "I did this for you, I love you, you hear me?" Grabbing the face tighter and pulling close "I fucking love you." they kissed. Cast: @Hyun. as Hyun Tanaka @Taylor as Taylor Jerkimayer @Hannah. as Hannah Dimaggio @Hylia as Nurse Hylia @Aidan. as Professor Aidan @Saiga as Principal Saiga @Sylk as Professor Sylk @Venus as a Boy as Dr.Joel @TattooedHeart as Lily Uchrich @Juinae as Juinae Hancock @#Music as Daniel Bobdection @QUINN as Quinn Warlick @Dr. Slay as Slay Mayflay @blankdreams. as Blank Flies @Kali as Professor Kali The next episode will come the next time I'm bored and have the sudden urge to write a fanfic
  12. 21 points
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  13. 20 points
    Author's Note: I can't even believe that this needs to be said because the answer is so obvious to me, but people are still asking and seeing Lady Gaga's recent tweets regarding Charlottesville pushed me over the edge to finally post something about it. Dear fellow well-meaning white people, I keep seeing you ask around about how you can help people of color. Many of you have tried, but you ended up getting dragged for making it about yourself or averting responsibility for being a part of their plight by invoking hashtags such as #ThisIsNotUs (which has quickly become the #NotAllMen of white people ). I have a feeling that a lot of you secretly know exactly what the answer to that question is, but you're afraid to step up to the plate so you're looking for a safe, socially acceptable alternative. I get it, because I've been there myself, but the time has come and you now have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy. Anyway, in case you truly have no idea, let me summarize the most important thing we can do to be allies to people of color in only three simple words (spoiler alert: it's sure as hell not repaying Nazis with love and kindness): Start holding your white family and friends accountable for their bullshit. Talk to them about white supremacy, Neo-Nazis, and the alt-right. If they say or do something racist, tell them that it's unacceptable. I'm so over my fellow white liberals crying about racism, suddenly getting timid when their racist relatives or friends say something fucked up, and then only complaining about it once they're gone. I highly doubt that the majority of the safety pin brigade that formed after the election actually spoke up when they witnessed injustice, and that's a problem. Silence is complicity. Stop making excuses for it. Sure, some people are set in their ugly ways and are too far gone for your call-outs to change their minds, but the more of us there are to shut them down, the less validation their views will have. A major reason that racists are becoming so audacious lately is because they face so few consequences when they openly display that kind of behavior, so let's create some. It will be awkward at first, and you might get called a snowflake or lose popularity, but that's nothing compared to the violence black people have received for daring to stand up for themselves throughout history. Unfortunately people of color don't have the systemic power and privilege to change the way things are going...but we do. This shit is on our shoulders. It feels awful, but the truth hurts. To quote Samantha Bee, how many times to do we expect black people to build our country for us? It's not their duty to educate you (but if they want to, listen), and asking what you can do to help on Twitter for the sake of looking like a good person is obnoxiously self-serving. "Starting a conversation" is the bare minimum and it doesn't deserve brownie points. If you seriously want to get educated about racial issues and learn how you can help, Google is free and so is your local library. Anyway, if that was TL;DR for you, I will leave you with this: please for the love of God stop venting on social media about how it's scary to call out your racist dad. It's cowardly, and black lives are more important than white comfort. Nothing will change unless we, as white people, take the initiative and do our part. That's all. Sincerely, Hermione
  14. 20 points
    I have no idea where to start, but I know I have to do this. I can’t bottle up these thoughts and feelings any longer; I need to release them so I can move on with my life and be one step closer to finding inner peace. If you aren’t interested in what I have to say that’s perfectly understandable and I respect that, but if you’re willing to hear me out your time and attention are much appreciated. Now that the school year is over, I’ve had so much more free time to reflect on myself, specifically on my past. College has been the best time of my life so far, and one of the many opportunities it bestowed upon me was a distraction: a distraction from the pain of losing some of my best friends. They no longer wanted anything to do with me, and while in hindsight it had been bubbling up for a while, it was sudden and unexpected to me at the time. I felt betrayed and humiliated that my group of friends had seemingly conspired against me, but schoolwork and student life forced me to put it on the back-burner and confront it another day. It helped at the time by making me too busy to give it any thought, but it also never allowed me to properly deal with what I felt. As a writer I’m naturally very structured and organized, and I think all great stories should have a beginning, a middle, and an end. Mine had the first two, but the last few pages were just ripped out of the book entirely. I never got closure with my friends, whether it was “Have a great life, I wish nothing but the best for you” or “Fuck you, never contact me again.” If I had to guess, I’m sure their response would have been much closer to the latter, but even that would have hurt less than the deafening silence I received. Two things that I really wish we could have done before parting separate ways were apologizing and forgiving. Looking back, our fights were so petty and stupid that I don’t even remember the details of what they were about, but I’m sure I was at fault most of the time. I’m not going to shift the responsibility from myself by saying I’m pretty much a different person now, because even though I may have changed a lot since then, it was still me. Instead, I’m going to own up to everything that I did wrong during the time period that we knew each other: I’m sorry for calling you ugly and insulting your appearance. I’m sorry for treating you like you were dumb and making of you for not knowing certain things. I’m sorry for acting like the queen bee of our group and dictating everyone else’s choices and actions. I’m sorry for being so obsessed with whether you or your faves did something “problematic.” I'm sorry for using not having eaten as an excuse to be nasty and mean. I'm sorry for being able to dish out criticism but not take it. I’m sorry for talking about you behind your back to our other friends. I’m sorry for trying to get you to fight my battles for me. I’m sorry for not being able to admit when I was wrong. I’m sorry for being jealous and controlling, and assuming that we were an official romantic item just because we both had crushes on each other. I’m sorry for continuing to mention a toxic and unhealthy environment that we left and would all be much better off not thinking about. I’m sure there’s more, so to cover all the bases I’m sorry for every way I’ve ever hurt you. I also forgive you for every way you’ve ever hurt me, because there are almost as many. Life is far too short to hold onto grudges, and they’re not worth my energy. It’s not my place to tell you that you can’t continue to think of me in a negative light though, so if you don’t accept this apology then that’s fine too. We have little to nothing in common these days, but if you were to reach out to me today I would be completely open to having a conversation and catching up. I don’t see us ever being close friends again, but I think it’s always important to be civil with someone in the long run no matter how much you dislike them in the present. Harboring resentment and ill will only leads to bitterness and bad karma, and my life is going way too well for me to allow either of those things to poison it. As much as the dissolution of our friendship hurt me, I strongly believe that it needed to happen in order for me to grow up and change my ways. I definitely regret how I handled things with you, but I learned so much about myself and how rewarding and fulfilling the world can be once you stop being a drama queen and just enjoy life. I’m in a much better place now, and the only thing that’s missing is being able to share it with you. If you’ve made it this far, thank you for hearing me out despite what your opinion of me may be at this point in time. After I publish this I have no future plans of ever acknowledging you again without your initiation, so if this is it for us, I hope you’re doing okay, I'll never forget the good times we had together, good luck with your future endeavors, and goodbye.
  15. 19 points
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  16. 19 points
    I haven't talked about this much before, but after everything that's been going on in the news I feel compelled to share my own story. I want to preface this by saying that it isn't my intention to derail the #MeToo movement, which is primarily about abuse and harassment perpetrated by men and women's solidarity and I hope that this doesn't come off as whataboutism since I'm a guy and one of my stories involves a girl. I was sitting in chorus class in eighth grade. At this point in my education all of my friends had dropped out of chorus, so I was the last one left and I was pretty much a loner in there. In between songs, our teacher took a break and let the class talk to their friends for a few minutes. This girl who had previously always winked at me and brushed up against me creepily approached me, and started by touching my leg and then began working her way up until she was in my lap and touching my dick through my pants and humping me. She was saying all kinds of perverted things and gave me this evil look in her eye which told me that she knew exactly what she was doing and she was going to get away with it, and I tried to fight her off (slapping her and trying to throw her off of myself) but she wouldn't let go and kept laughing. She even tried to take off my pants. She was really strong despite her size, but looking back I think I was afraid to do any serious damage even in self-defense because she was a girl and it would look bad if I hurt her. Almost everyone else was busy doing their own thing and talking to their friends so they didn't even notice, except for a few people who were watching. They thought it was funny and didn't even try to help me. The part that hurt the most was that it was in broad daylight in a room full of people, and hardly anyone noticed and none of those who did cared or asked if I was okay. Our chorus class was a split block with a lunch break in between, so I had lunch at the same time as this girl and she followed me around for the next few days and tried to make me feel uncomfortable. It seemed like she was everywhere I looked, with those creepy eyes and that smile. She even said a few times that she had a surprise for me (thank god I never found out what it was). I ended up staying a few minutes after class one day and telling our teacher that this girl kept following me, and even though I was trying to keep it together I ended up crying but didn't reveal what really happened. My teacher could tell that there were more details I wasn't sharing with her but she didn't ask any questions. I ended up quitting chorus later that week because I "wasn't interested anymore," even though I loved to sing. I told my friends, my family, my teacher, and my guidance counselor the same thing and no one questioned it. There were a few reasons why I never said anything. First of all, this girl was a special needs student so I thought people would excuse it by saying she didn't know any better and she didn't know what she was doing...which is complete bullshit, because I saw it in her eyes. She was one hundred percent aware of what was going on and lived for the fact that she made me feel embarrassed and powerless and would get away with it because she wouldn't be held accountable even if I were to say something. Also, male victims of sexual harassment tend to face ridicule and are made fun of for not wanting it. They're told that they must be gay for not wanting to get laid, and not that being gay is a bad thing but it's not a good label to have in middle school where kids will bully you for it. People already teased me for being fruity, and coming forward with this just would have made it worse. I also felt like what happened "wasn't bad enough," because I never got drugged and raped or anything like that. I've never called it assault and I've always considered it harassment, but truthfully I don't know where one draws the line. Even the online friends I've confided in about this thought the mental image of a special needs girl humping me in the middle of chorus class was funny and didn't seem too concerned about how I felt or thought it was that serious. And lastly, there were rumors that she herself was being raped by her grandfather and I didn't want her to get in trouble if she might have been an abuse victim herself. The next time, I was 16 and working at my first job. It was at an amusement park and I operated kiddie rides. There were two new employees one day, and they set off my gaydar. They were in their early/mid 20s, and after their very first shift the taller, younger one came up behind me while I was clocking out for the day and whispered "Hey Hermione" right in my ear in this flop trying-to-be-seductive-but-coming-off-as-extremely-creepy deep voice. I probably jumped up several inches because it completely took me by surprise. When I did, I saw that he was winking. I replied "Hi" in a shaky voice because saying hi back is my natural reflex and then I bolted out of there. Once again, this was in a room full of people and nobody noticed. I later started hearing rumors that they lived together and were secretly engaged, and even though they didn't talk about their relationship at work it was obvious that they were a couple. Since they ran the adult rides I barely saw them except for pre and post-shift (when they always stared at me, with looks I couldn't tell were dirty or aroused), until one day when my assigned ride was on the border between the kiddie and adult rides. The shorter, older one was operating the one right next to me, and after an hour of no interactions he walked over to the fence between our rides when our side of the park was empty and we had no customers. This was about two months after they started working there, and I was now newly 17. Between customers he would come over and ask me questions like how old I was, what school I went to, what some of my hobbies were, and finally officially introduced himself. We gossiped a little bit about the place too, and he told me that he trained our manager on his very first ride years ago and decided to come back this year since he moved back to the area. The questions eventually turned to my sexuality, which were obviously making me uncomfortable especially since he had asked my age and knew I was a minor. The age of consent is 17 here, but I still felt like it was inappropriate for this 23 year old man I barely knew to be asking me this stuff especially since I was still in high school and looked like a little boy. He also said that all the other guys who worked there were ugly, including my friends, and that I was the only cute one. He kept leaving and going to the fence on the other side of his ride where his boyfriend was working (the one who whispered in my ear), and I got the feeling he was reporting my answers back to him and they were planning something. They kept looking over at me with lust in their eyes. Eventually he asked if I would want to come home with them after work and hang out (presumably for a threesome), and my heart started racing. I said no and he looked really offended and then asked why, and I said, with my voice shaking, "Don't you think I'm too young to be hanging out with you guys?" and he didn't really say anything else. Another one of my coworkers eventually came over to my ride while the guy was busy, and I told her everything while holding back tears. She wasn't that busy that day so she agreed to stay with me for the rest of my shift, because I knew he wouldn't try to talk to me again if someone else was there to hear it. I wrote an email to our boss saying what happened, but I never had the courage to send it. It sat in my drafts for a few weeks, and I finally decided against it and deleted it. 17 is the age of consent so flirting with me was technically legal even if I was still a minor, and they backed off once I wasn't interested. Not to mention that I doubted my managers would even believe my story, since he had history with them and I was just a kid at my first job. I told my coworkers and it turned into the hot gossip at work (and again, treated like a joke rather than something that actually messed with me) but it never made its way to the managers, and a year later I found out that they tried the same thing with my friend and even told him that he was the only cute one and the rest of us were ugly. I told him what happened at the time, but he never confessed that they tried hooking up with him too until a text much later on. Apparently they messaged him on Facebook too, and he was still 16 at the time. We walked everywhere together at work after that, because we were both afraid of being alone around these guys. The worst part of this story is that I have the older guy's Twitter, and around the Kesha trial he was tweeting all of this stuff about how horrible Dr. Luke is despite being creepy and preying on underage boys himself. I never told my family about this because they're pretty homophobic, and I didn't want it to add to their negative image of gay people. I still know all three of their names, both the girl from middle school and the gay couple from my old job, and I could expose them if I wanted but I have this weird desire to protect them from the consequences for some reason even though they deserve it. I'm fine now and don't have any long-term issues from either instance, but it sucks so much that I'm made to feel like I'm overreacting for this stuff because it's "not as bad" as other cases people have spoken up about. Whenever I think about them I tend to second-guess myself and wonder if my feelings are justified and that I'm not just being oversensitive or a drama queen. Anyway, I know this doesn't really have an inspiring message but I just needed to get it out because I'm sick of bottling it up. I don't need your pity nor your assessment of whether this was "real" sexual harassment.
  17. 19 points
    Episode 01 - The Rainbow Wedding (Apr 13th, 2017) (POV - Cody, Hylia) Weddings bells chime for TLATON's favorite couple! Hylia and the gang oversee all planning! Unfortunately this wedding will be someone's last. Episode 02 - Love Child (Apr 14th, 2017) (POV - Hylia) Mayor Tiny comes knocking. Hylia reveals his dark past, but will Diamond take him back? Episode 03 - TBD (Apr 21st, 2017) (POV - Lily) TBD Episode 04 - TBD (Apr 28th, 2017) (POV- TBD) TBD Episode 05 - TBD (TBD) (POV - TBD) TBD Episode 06 - TBD (TBD) (POV - TBD) TBD Episode 07 - Killer Within: Pt 2 (TBD) (POV - Multiple) TBD Episode 08 - Ghost (TBD) (POV - Multiple) TBD Episode 09 - One Sweet Day (TBD) (POV - Multiple) What's past is prologue.
  18. 19 points
    Yes, the rumors are true, I'm coming out with my first FOTP TV show on the newly founded "Slither Productions" Network! I figured I would introduce the characters first, and the first episode will come shortly! Below are the characters that will be featured in the new FOTP series "The Golden NUDES"! @Taylor as Taylor Nylund @Sylk as Sylk Devereaux @Hannah. as Hannah Zbornak @Hylia as Hylia Petrillo @Daenerys as Cody Zbornak Role: Main Role: Main Role: Main Role: Main (Hannah's mother) Role: Hannah's ex-husband Description: Sweet and ditzy Description: Horny slut, often Description: A cunt. Description: The funny, witty Description: A rat. but secretly a diabolical snake. lies about her age. old hag of the clique. Age: 68 Age: 42, 50, 69, 66 Age: 70 Age: 90 Age: 74 @Kali as Kali Swift @TattooedHeart as Lily Zbornak @Saiga as Saiga Ciccone @Hyun. as Hyun Williams @Diamond as Scott Clark Role: Common friend Role: Hannah's daughter Role: Common friend Role: Neighbor Role: Lily's boyfriend Description: A common friend Description: A troubled teen Description: A common friend to Description: The nutty neigh- Description: The star Quarterback to the 4 women, a bull in a just about to graduate High the 4 women, another old hag. bor who was kicked out of her on the Football team. Lily's boyfriend China shop. School, pursuing a singing career. home for... many reasons. of 3 years. Age: 60 Age: 18 Age: Unknown, scientists were Age: 40 Age: 18 unable to carbon date back that far. This is the cast for now, there will probably be additions soon! The series premiere should be up tonight, but if I decide to be a lazy cunt and sit around PMing @Daenerys about Jimmy Garoppolo it might be tomorrow. Take care and be on the lookout for the first episode! x
  19. 18 points
    We're all chained to the rhythm! Katy Perry debuts at #1 on the FOTP Last.fm chart with her new single, Chained To The Rhythm. Lady Gaga released a music video to John Wayne just a few days ago which helped it debut at #2, it was only a few scrobbles away from beating Katy but clearly everyone else were too busy dancing to the distortion. K-Pop group BTS and Oakland R&B singer Kehlani also snuck into the chart surprisingly having a lot of scrobbles. But as we look at the Artist chart, Mother Monster Lady Gaga has snatched the crown. Despite not being #1, she managed to have the most scrobbles as an artist combined. All of her studio albums were scrobbled which helped her out a lot. Unexpected artist Ethel Waters appeared on the chart, only one member scrobbled this artist and she beat out faves like Kylie Minogue, Lana Del Rey, Taylor Swift, and Nicki Minaj because of that achievement she comes in at #9 on the artist chart. See you all next week, will Katy stay #1 for another week? Or will your fave replace her? It's all up to YOU.
  20. 18 points
    Scream Queens: FOTP Row Episode 4 - Say Goodbye, Sigma Phi "I'm calling the police" Hannah says as she reaches for her phone. "No Hannah please don't! I didn't kill her, I swear to god!" Tiny says in a panic. "Please just sit and listen to what I have to say. I swear everything will make sense once you listen." Tiny says. Hannah reluctantly agrees to listen to Tiny's plea and she slowly starts to move over to the chair next to the couch. "What happened to Rachel..." Hannah asks in a stern voice. "Well, it all started the day KNT came over to Sigma Phi to mingle before Homecoming..." Tiny begins. 8 MONTHS EARLIER "All right ladies, remember to be on your best behavior or I swear to god I will end every single one of you so fucking fast, you wont even know what just hit you." Taylor says. The girls are walking on the sidewalk in a single file line with their hands behind their backs. Taylor leads the line, followed by Diamond, Hannah, and Hylia. The pledges, Sylk, Michelle, Lia, Royale, Slay, and Rachel are at the very end of the line. All of the girls are dressed in light pink dresses and high heels with a sunflower in their hair. "We want these boys to respect us but also want to fuck us. Be sexy but be in charge." Taylor says as they continue walking. "Pledges you will only talk to Sigma Phi's pledges unless you are spoken to. Everyone else, talk to whoever you like." Taylor continues. They then approach the front door of the Sigma Phi house and they all stop walking. Taylor then lifts her arm and knocks on the door. "Smile bitches..." Taylor says through her teeth as she fake smiles. "HEY JAKOB, THE BITCHES ARE HERE!" A frat boy yells from inside the house. "Pleasant...." Hylia whispers. "Why did we choose Sigma Phi for Homecoming again?" Michelle whispers to Lia. "Because Taylor is fucking the president and Diamond is fucking the Vice President." Lia whispers back. "Hello ladies!" Jakob yells as he swings the door open. "Welcome to Sigma Phi!" He continues as he moves to the side to let the line of girls walk in. Taylor waves her hand to signal to the girls that it's time to walk into the house and they all continue walking in one by one. When Taylor walks through the doorway, Jakob makes sure to slap her ass. Once the last girl walks into the house, Jakob slams the door and makes his way into the living room. In the living room, all of the guys are lined up on the walls and are starring at the girls, whom are standing around each other in the middle of the room. Jakob then makes his way to the front of the living room and stands up on a chair. "Boys, say hello to girls of KNT!" Jakob yells as he is followed by a roaring applause and welcome by every guy in the room. Some of the girls look extremely uncomfortable while the other girls put on half smiles. "Welcome to our house, ladies!" Hyun says, standing next to Jakob. "Alright, lets get to meeting! Food and drinks are in the kitchen, and in the room to your right we have video games and table tennis!" Jakob announces. That's when all of the boys break away from the group and start moving around the house. Taylor and Diamond decide to sit on the couch in the living room as Jakob and Hyun bring them drinks, Hannah and Hylia walk into the game room, and Sylk, Royale, Lia, Michelle, Slay, and Rachel all stand around each other awkwardly. A couple of pledges offer the girls drinks but only Michelle and Royale take one. "So babe, are you gonna come to KNT's first party tomorrow night?" Taylor says in a flirty tone to Jakob. "You think I'd miss my girls first party as active KNT president?" Jakob says as he leans in to kiss Taylor. Diamond and Hyun skip the conversation and just start making out. Hylia looks at Diamond and Hyun from the other room and rolls her eyes. She then joins Hannah as she watches a group of guys play Call Of Duty. "Hey Hannah, I need to talk to you about something." Hylia whispers. She then moves her finger to signal Hannah to follow her to a more private part in the room. "What's up?" Hannah says. "How in love do you think Diamond is with Hyun? You're closer with her than I am so I don't know if she told you anything..." Hylia says quietly. "Well I know Diamond is really starting to fall in love with him hard but I'm not completely sure. Why?" Hannah says. "Well...Hyun told me the other day that he was planning on breaking up with Diamond so that he could sleep with other girls without having to be a cheater." Hylia says. "Oh wow, your brother wants to do something not douchey for once?" Hannah says with a half smile. "Yea but it's hard not to say anything to Diamond since we are sisters plus when I look in the living room and I see Diamond touching Hyun's uvula with her tongue, it's hard." Hylia says. "I say just let it play out and don't say anything. You don't wanna get involved in relationship drama that even isn't yours." Hannah says. "Hello ladies." Aidan says, coming up to Hannah and Hylia with a drink in each of his hands. "Do y'all want a drink?" He asks them. Hannah and Hylia both agree to a drink and take them from Aidan. "Hey by the way, where are your pledges? I wanna meet them." Aidan asks. "Uhh I think they may be in the living room still. They aren't supposed to talk to y'all's active members so they're just kind of standing around awkwardly." Hylia says. "Oh well I can bring them upstairs to where all of our pledges are!" Aidan says. "Go for it. Make them look less weird." Hylia says, making Hannah laugh. Aidan says "Will do!" then walks into the living room, over to the group of pledges. "Hey girls, my name is Aidan." Aidan says. "We aren't supposed to talk to active members. Sorry." Lia says. "Oh I know, Hylia told me about that stupid rule. Well all of our pledges are upstairs. Come join them!" Aidan says excitedly. All of the girls look at each other and just shrug and decide to follow Aidan upstairs. "Oh hey wait, GIRLS WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING" Taylor yells from across the room. "Chill babe, Aidan is taking them to meet our pledges." Jakob says. Aidan and the girls make their way up the stairs and into a long hallway with very little lighting. "This is kind of spooky..." Royale whispers to Rachel, making Rachel laugh nervously. They then reach a door at the end of the hall and Aidan says in a weird tone and a creepy smile on his face, "They are just behind this door." Aidan then opens the door to reveal a dimly lit room filled with empty beer cans on the ground, a couple of barrels, and a bunch of other drinking utensils. "What the fuck..." Rachel whispers. "Oh hey Aidan you made it! And I see you brought the chicks! Welcome everyone to our hazing lounge!" Tiny yells from inside the room. Tiny walks over to Aidan and they start doing some weird secret handshake. "So...are we gonna be hazed too or are we just watching or...what?" Michelle asks. "Yall are gonna help us haze these guys, of course!" Tiny says with quite a lot of excitement. Aidan then brings the girls inside the room, which has an overwhelming smell of booze. On one side of the room, there is an entire wall filled with guys passed out. On the other side, there's one guy that's way too intoxicated for his own good. "On this wall, we put the pussies that passed out from too much beer. On this wall, we have our champ Austin Mahoney. We call him Mahoney for short, though." Aidan says. "We've put these guys through 6 rounds of our personalized booze cruise and Mahoney here is the only one to not pass out!" Tiny says as he walks over to Mahoney and pats him on the back. "I do...dont..." Mahoney starts saying, slurring each word. "Is he ok..." Sylk says. "Yea he'll be fine." Aidan says "In fact, he now gets to drink out of the champion cup! It's the final round for him before he can guarantee being able to skip our induction process in the next few months!" Aidan says. Aidan instructs Michelle to get the giant "Sigma Phi Holy Grail" sitting on the table on the other side of the room. She brings it over and Aidan fills it to the rim with pure vodka. The holy grail must be at least 3 cups worth. Sylk and Royale are put in charge of holding Mahoney steady while Michelle is to hold the cup and pour the vodka into his mouth. "No......no mor...." Mahoney says. "I don't know about this you guys..." Michelle says, worried. "Yea, I don't think he can take much more of this." Lia says. "Yall will do this or I'll tell Taylor that you all talked to Tiny and I and even tried to get us to sleep with you. That would get y'all in some serious trouble, huh?" Aidan says. "I'm sorry..." Michelle whispers to Mahoney before pouring the vodka into his mouth. At first he starts drinking it pretty well, taking it like a champ as Aidan and Tiny watch from afar with huge smiles on their faces. Mahoney then starts coughing it all up, so Michelle stops. "If you're gonna stop then get one of the other girls to do it." Aidan yells. Michelle decides to give the cup to Slay so Slay slowly starts pouring the vodka back into Mahoney's mouth. Mahoney then goes limp, making it hard for Sylk and Royale to hold him up. "Keep going." Aidan says. "What the fuck is wrong with this guy..." Michelle whispers to Lia. "I don't know, but I have a bad feeling about this..." Lia whispers back. Suddenly Mahoney throws up everywhere and completely collapses. "Shit..." Aidan says in a pissed tone. Sylk and Royale try to pick him back up but are grossed out by the vomit. "Move." Aidan says, shoving the girls out of the way. He then leans down and flips Mahoney over on to his back. Aidan's eyes get really wide and he starts to freak out as he checks for Mahoney's pulse. "Shit Tiny come here!" Aidan yells frantically. Tiny then leans over Mahoney and checks for his pulse. "What's happening?" Michelle whispers. "Is he dead?" Sylk blurts out. "Did we just help you bastards kill a guy?" Sylk continues. "Shut up bitch, everything will be ok." Tiny says. "What do you mean everything will be ok? Yall just got a guy killed!" Lia says frantically. "Oh my god we have to call the 911! We could still save him!" Michelle yells. "No! No one is calling 911. No one is calling the fucking cops. You hear me?" Aidan yells. "There is a dead guy in your fraternity house. We have to call for help!" Michelle yells. "We will ALL get arrested for this, don't you get that? Do you want to rot in a prison cell for the rest of your life?" Aidan says, pointing to Rachel. "No..." Rachel says softly. "Exactly. Besides, I have a plan..." Aidan says. "And that is?" Lia says, freaked out. "We'll say that Mahoney was at the KNT party tomorrow night and died from alcohol poisoning at your party. No big deal. Problem solved." Aidan says. "You know they have a way of figuring out the exact time and date a person died, right? They'll know he didn't die at the party tomorrow night." Royale says. "Well it's all of our word against some stupid doctor. Now you will either agree to this and we all stick to this story or I will personally find a way to pin Mahoney's death on the person that snitched. Do you all understand?" Aidan says. "Should we tell Jakob and Hyun?" Tiny says. "Yea, bring them up here. They deserve to know..." Aidan says. PRESENT DAY "...and that's why I think Aidan killed Rachel the other night." Tiny says. Hannah sits in the chair, in shock of what was just told to her. "I also think he killed Michelle." Tiny says. Hannah looks up and Tiny in shock. "What do you mean?" Hannah whispers. "Michelle was the one that wanted to go to the police about Mahoney's death. I feel like he kidnapped and killed Michelle when she was too drunk to fight back after y'all's party that night. You know, to keep her quiet." Tiny says. Hannah is trying to process everything that she was just told. She sits in the chair, shaking slightly, not knowing what to do or say. There is then a creak in the other room which catches both Hannah and Tiny's attention. Hannah then reaches into her purse and pulls out her taser. "Whoa what the fuck?" Tiny says, shocked that she has that. Hannah shushes him as she starts moving towards the room where the creaking sound came from with Tiny following closely behind her. As they get to the door, Hannah slowly reaches for the door knob and starts to turn it. The door then bursts open, hitting Hannah in the head and knocking her to the ground. A person wearing a hooded, black cloak bursts out of the room holding a knife. Tiny rushes to help Hannah, not knowing the person is holding a knife. Hannah starts to come to and sees the cloaked person holding the knife up, fixing to stab Tiny in the back. Hannah then reaches for her taser and fires it at the person. The cloaked figure then falls to the ground, backside up. Hannah and Tiny stand up and stare at the closed person laying on the ground. "Alright asshole, lets see who you really are..." Hannah says as she reaches down to pull off the hood. Lily then walks in the front door and turns on lights. That's when she sees Tiny standing next to Hannah. "Holy shit Hannah!" Lily yells, thinking Tiny is attacking Hannah. Lily distracts Hannah and Tiny long enough for the cloaked figure to shoot back up and run out the back door as fast as he can. "I'm calling the police!" Lily yells as she reaches for her phone. Hannah runs over to Lily and stops her from calling the cops. "Lily wait no, Tiny didn't do anything." Hannah says. "Police are looking everywhere for him! We can't keep this killer here!" Lily yells. "Lily, that person that just ran out of our house is the killer, not Tiny." Hannah says, trying to calm Lily down. "Tiny I..." Hannah says as she turns around to see Tiny gone and the backdoor wide open. CAST: * means you are a series regular but do not appear in this episode @Taylor- Taylor Swenson @Hannah.- Hannah Rogers @Diamond- Diamond Jones @Hylia- Hylia DeMarco @Sylk- Sylk Travers @Liam- Lia Evans @Royale- Royale Mason @Daenerys- Cody James* @Hyun.- Hyun DeMarco @Kali- Ms. Kali* @Michael.- Michelle Probst @Aidan.- Aidan Chen @Halcyon- Jakob Rockefeller @Maraj- Maraj Probst* @Tiny Little Bows- Tiny Wiser @TattooedHeart- Lily Chapman @Dr. Slay- Slay Patterson @Rachel Berry- Rachel Berry SPECIAL GUEST STAR: @Breathless Mahoney- Austin Mahoney Well, well, well, it looks like the boys aren't so innocent after all Now everyone has their motives for wanting everyone here dead
  21. 18 points
    The Powerpuff Nudes: Episode One Donuts, impact, and everything #pow These were the ingredients chosen To create the perfect little stans But Professor Saigonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction Chemical D Thus, The Powerpuff NUDES were born Using their ultra-super slayage Hannah Sylk and Taylor Have dedicated their lives to fighting flops AND THE FORCES OF DELUSION The phone begins ringing, it's mayor Hylia! The stans burst out of bed, finishing their nap, to answer the phone. Hannah answers, "Hello mayor, its the Powerpuff Nudes!" Mayor Hylia responds, "Fellow stans! Flop Of The Pops City is under attack by a giant troll! Get here quick!" Hannah hangs up the phone and the three super heroes burst out of the windows. They soar into Downtown FOTP and see a hideous green troll shouting things like "Gaga is a fat flop!" and "Sia reveals her ugly face!" Taylor hears someone scream it's name. Apparently it's Lautnerfied. "How could that be Lautnerfied? He was once a respected News Team member for the city!" Hannah says. It begins spewing slime at all Gaga stans, trying to convert them into Swifties. Sylk stops in his tracks and begins worrying for his Gaga stan card. While Sylk sits back, scared, Hannah and Taylor easily one two punch the troll out of the city and into Battlegrounds Bay, where it belongs. When they get home, Taylor begins calling Sylk a dumb fad for sitting back and making him and Hannah battle the troll all by themselves. Sylk ignores him and starts watching Wendy Williams downstairs. Hannah tells Professor Saigonium all about their duel. Professor then wonders how Lautnerfied could be a troll, especially since he was just at the store yesterday, buying every copy of Taylor and Zayn's single. "You don't think someone did that to him, do you?" Hannah asks. "Well there's no way he just randomly turned into a troll. Besides, Mayor Hylia set a law that made it so that trolls had a home inside of Battlegrounds Bay. There's no way a troll would wander outside of the bay." Hannah enters the living room where Taylor is on his phone, telling people on Twitter that Taylor has outsold their faves and Sylk is saying "How You Doin'" back to Wendy on the TV screen. "You guys, we need to figure out how Lautnerfied became a troll like that." Hannah says, taking Taylor's phone and turning the TV off. "Who even cares, he was bound to become a troll anyway." Taylor says. "For real, he was sweet but he's always hated Gaga. Maybe the release of Joanne triggered him." Sylk said. "Great work back there by the way. You really did the least, fatty." Taylor said to Sylk. "Shut up cow, I was scared for my Gaga stan card. Deep down, I'll always be SylkMonster." Sylk replied. "Trash." Taylor said. "Sweety, Mariah outsold Taylor so sit back down." Professor Saigonium enters the room as the three heroes begin arguing. "Kids, settle down! This is no way to solve this mystery. The mayor just called, he said he wants y'all to go to town hall immediately." He says. The three heroes then fly to town hall to meet with Mayor Hylia. They are greeted by his secretary and best friend, Ms. Easto. "Hello women. The Mayor will see you three now." She says. "Thanks Ms. Easto!" Hannah, Sylk, and Taylor say. The three enter the mayor's office but the mayor is nowhere to be seen. They hear quiet moans and giggles coming from under the desk. "Oh Pietro you're so naughty" a whisper says. "Um...mayor?" Sylk says. Mayor Hylia shoots up from under the desk, stuttering and uncomfortable. "Oh, kids, umm...hello yes....how long have you been standing there.....um....well anyways, thank you for defeating that troll. However, we just discovered that HyunJo Jojo has been off the radar lately. Now usually when this happens, he's up to no good. Now go find him and put a stop to whatever it is he's doing!" Suddenly, a giant slime ball crashes through the window, hitting Hannah. Sylk and Taylor begin frantically digging Hannah out of the slime and try to wake her up, but she's been knocked out. Taylor and Sylk then fly out of the window and see a giant troll. This one shouting things like "K-Pop shall DOMINATE the charts!" It's Hyunjo Jojo. The two heroes begin battling him, dodging slime ball after slime ball. They then hear Mayor Hylia screaming from town hall. Sylk then flies to town hall to check on the mayor and Hannah, but right before Sylk can enter the building, a giant troll bursts through the roof. It's Ms. Easto. "How did Ms. Easto turn into a troll? We JUST saw her a few minutes ago!" Sylk screams. He notices the mayor and Hannah being held in Ms. Easto's troll hand. As Sylk and Taylor fight the two trolls, Taylor spots the Gangreen Gang pointing a remote at the trolls and chuckling to themselves in an alley way. Taylor then starts flying full speed towards them. They see Taylor and start running away, screaming. Taylor grabs them and slams them through a wall. "And just what do you fat sacks of trash think you're doing?" Taylor says to them. Sylk then flies in and grabs the remote they were carrying. "And tell us what this is while you're at it." Sylk says. The leader of the gang, Ace Berry, says "Wouldn't you like to know." The gang members then start laughing. Taylor then cunt punches the second in command, Snakerys. "Oh shit, just tell him man. I don't think I can be cunt punched again." Snakerys says. "Fine fine, that's a remote we use to turn people into trolls. Pretty neat right?" Taylor then cunt punches Snakerys again and says "How do you reverse the effects of this." "I'm not saying" Ace Berry says. Taylor then raises his fist again, about to cunt punch Snakerys again, but then Snakerys screams and yells "Just smash the fucking remote! Just smash it!" Sylk then raises the remote and throws it on the ground, smashing it to pieces. On the streets, Hyunjo Jojo and Ms. Easto return to normal size and are normal again. In Battlegrounds Bay, former trolls begin to rise out of the water, all wondering what had happened to them. The legendary and famous Lautnerfied also emerged from the waters. Later that night, Sylk is on youtube watching Wendy's hot topics, Taylor is teasing people on Twitter because his fave outsold, and Hannah recovers from the troll slime. "You feeling any better, Hannah?" Professor asks. "A bit. Thankfully troll slime is only temporary so I only stand K-Pop for a few hours." Hannah replies. "And what a torturous few hours those were!" Professor says back, teasing. They both laugh. AND ONCE AGAIN THE DAY IS SAVED THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF NUDES Cast (In Order Of Appearance): Professor Saigonium - @Saiga Hannah - @Hannah. Sylk - @Sylk Taylor - @Taylor Mayor Hylia - @Hylia Lautnerfied - @lautnerfied Ms. Easto - @Impossible Princess Hyunjo Jojo - @Hyun. Ace Berry - @Rachel Berry Snakerys - @Daenerys Disclaimer: All shade is meant in a playful manner. If you were shaded or dragged in anyway, do not feel offended! It was all in good fun!
  22. 18 points
    Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to The Wendy Emote Museum! We know this update has been long overdue! The scientists at the Sylkmonster Research and Development Labs have been working tirelessly on creating new Wendy emotes for you, and the process that comes after the creation of these emotes are long and unending, but we are glad to say, that the day has finally arrived! And now giving our commencement speech with an IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT , please welcome the President and CEO of the Wendy Emote Museum, SYLK!!! "Hello everyone, I know you all have been asking me when the new update will come, well you don't have to ask me anymore. Its here! Before I talk about the new emotes and unveil our dedicatees, let me tell you a little story. From the very start I have said that having an entire Wendy emote collection on this website has been a dream of mine. I remember when I first submitted wendy-1, and this might come as a surprise to all of you, but it got rejected! I was brokenhearted. But there is a side of me, that is a master at covering up such emotions, and I did exactly that. I started joking around with Onika, begging her to bring justice for wendy-1, and then one day.. I don't know if he was fed up of my constant nagging, but he put it in. Wendy-1 was in the system. It was without a doubt the happiest day of my FOTP-life. Then the wendy-2 happen. I was over the moon. With the growing number of Wendy emotes, either selected or rejected, I thought it would be a great idea to launch a Wendy Emote Museum where I can post all the emotes that I made and dedicate them to my fellow fotpers. Create something that would remain forever. All the six new wendy emotes made for that April launch of the museum were rejected. But it was alright, I wasn't too upset about that. I was just really happy that I had made this new museum and It was all too exciting. Over the past 2 months, I researched, edited gifs frame by frame and came up with over 20 new Wendy emotes, but then I was tasked with reducing this huge number to an appropriate one, so I did. The emotes you see below, they are a piece of my heart. Instead of submitting all of them, I chose the best ones and sent them in. I haven't heard back from the FOTP staff till now so I assume they all might've been rejected. I know it's silly to have this weird fetish-esque connection to emotes that I seem to have, but when you really put in the hard work into creating these HQ, static-free emotes, they become a part of you. So, It's with a heavy heart that I announce that these will be the LAST batch of Wendy emotes from me. It was a personal decision to stop the production of new emotes. This is the last and final update for the Wendy Emote Museum .The Wendy emotes and all its dedicatees will always remain a part of me, no matter what. And now without further adieu, I present to you all: The Wendy Emotes" - Dedicated to @ChooseyLover<3 - Dedicated to @Saiga <3 - Dedicated to @Skyline <3 - Dedicated to @WinnieThePooh <3 - Dedicated to @Hylia <3 - Dedicated to @Alejandreaux <3 - Dedicated to @Mystical Monkey <3 - Dedicated to @Dr. Slay<3 - Dedicated to @TaylorNation™ <3 JUNE UPDATE! - Dedicated to @Kali <3 You have been so incredibly nice to me on here, and you have indirectly and directly taught me alot of things about myself and for that I will forever be grateful <3 - Dedicated to @Honey <3 I am so grateful to have a friend like you on here. You are so generous and amazing, I love you <3 - Dedicated to @LG5 Pls Dont Flop <3 When you first joined, I was convinced that your perm ban would follow a week or two later, but you have proved me and everyone else wrong <3 - Dedicated to @Justice <3 When I look at you, you remind me of a younger, more prettier version of myself. Thanks for joining FOTP and being my friend <3 - Dedicated to @#MusicNotTheBling <3 You have recently become a hunty of mine and have slowly been climbing the list <3 - Dedicated to @LadyGootgoot <3 You are so amazing and nice to me! Thank you for not betraying my trust and exposing me! Love you so much xo - Dedicated to @Mystique <3 Thanks for collaborating with me on this emote. Although we've had some bumps here and there, you're on my hunty list regardless <3 - Dedicated to @Liam <3 No one spills tea like you do Great-grandpa <3 - Dedicated to @Nicole Richie <3 Thanks for always being honest to me Eddie. You're one of my favorite people on here xo <3 - Dedicated to @Impossible Princess <3 How did I forget about you aka my vag-sis xo - Dedicated to ALL <3 Thank you for supporting my stupid obsession with Wendy emotes <3 Thank you for coming everyone! Good night! NOTE: The wendy emotes are PRIVATE property, so if you use it outside of FOTP aka our partner, you will be held liable. And if we see our emotes on other forums, we will not hesitate to launch a lawsuit. Xoxo
  23. 17 points
    "Smirk" Jill "Bitches Got Me Fucked Up" Jill "Secret Smirk" Jill "Reported, Blocked, & Shaded in NHB" Jill "Suck My Ass" Jill "Shy" Jill "Coy" Jill "Cock.mp3" Jill "An Aurora Teagarden Mystery" Jill "When's our anniversary, Tim?" Jill "Tell Me" Jill "Sylk Quoted Me In a Topic and Now I'm Uncomfortable" Jill
  24. 17 points
    SYLK ANSWERS --What is your name? Sylk --How old are you? 18 --Orientation? home of sexual --Gender? Male --Are you dating anyone? Single ! ---Do you have a crush? Yes, but they're taken --What country do you live in? Citizen of the world dahhling --Summer or Winter? Winter --How many languages do you know? four --Have any tattoos? How many? None, but I will get a tiny butterfly soon --Have any pets? How many? What are their names Zero but me and @Hylia will get many in the future and name them after our favs --Ever been to another country? Do you want to? Yes, I've been to a few places. But I want to go to Iceland and Japan. --Favorite school subject? Literature --Favorite beverage? H2O --Favorite food? Croissants --Do you prefer books, movies, or video games? Books and Movies perhaps --Do you have any favorite books/movies/games? The Color Purple is my fav book and WALL-E fav movie --How many blogs do you follow? I don't follow, I am followed *kiss emoji* --How many followers do you have? the sylk fanbase has no number --How many blogs do you have? five I think i- --Ever been in a physical fight? Yes, when I was in fourth grade I sent a bully to the ER --What do you want to do when you're older? Be a faithful husband to @Jae --Favorite fictional character? Winnie the pooh --Have you ever broken a bone or had surgery? Yes when I was a toddler my phat arse brother tripped on me and almost crushed me to death; I broke my arm instead --Favorite genre of music? I listen to SINGERS i very rarely listen to people who cannot sing --Favorite song? Forever by MC, Unravel by Bjork, Tiger Mountain Peasant Song - Fleet Foxes, Seduction - Val Young, Self Control - Laura Branigan, Living Your Dreams by Raini Rodriguez etc
  25. 17 points
    Previously on The Life & Times of NUDES... Ep2 - A Little Less Conversation... AUDIO: https://clyp.it/dmpacpdm Aidan. 37. Married once. Divorced. No Kids. Come In At 6 the memo had said. Aidan glanced at his watch entering the meeting hall. It was 7:12. "Very nice of you to finally join us!" Principal Saiga announced. Aidan gave him a weak smile, "Traffic.." he said and quietly sat beside Professor Sylk. "Well the meeting's pretty much done. You missed a bunch, but I'm sure Professor Sylk will brief you..." Saiga replied. "I sure will." Professor Sylk smiled. "Uhh" Sylk let out a moan. "You're gonna have to keep quiet baby.." Aidan said, kissing his neck. "What was that about earlier today? In the meeting?" Aidan asked pulling back. "What was what?" Sylk replied unamused, he did not like his kissing being interrupted, especially when lunch could be over at any moment and the janitor would come knocking. "That look, Saiga gave you. What was that?" Aidan asked. "It was nothing, he asked me for a coffee and I said no." Sylk answered. "He asked you out?" Aidan asked. "He didn't ask me out--well he did actually...but it doesn't matter I said no." Sylk replied. "Does he know about us?" "I think he does, but it doesn't matter..no no look Aidan," Aidan turned away, "He's not gonna know okay? Even if he did he's not gonna fire you. Don't worry about it" Sylk explained, holding Aidan's face in his arms. "He's just in a really bad place okay?" Sylk said. "You know he has a thing for you," Aidan grinned, "He couldn't stop staring at your ass at the Christmas Party last year, I don't blame him." Aidan grabbed Sylk's booty. "Are we gonna finish this? That old hag of a Janitor could come back any moment.." Sylk said. Aidan grabbed him and pushed him against the wall, their lips touched... Aidan never found the sound of bell ringing amusing, but after the 15 minutes he spent in the Janitor's closet, he was in a very good mood. He couldn't stop flashing smiles to all the students in the hallway. "Professor Aidan?" someone called. "Oh hey Hylia! You weren't in the meeting this morning." Aidan turned. "Yeah, I wasn't invited, that's more of Joel's duty then mine.." Nurse Hylia replied. "Where is Joel by the way, I haven't seen him around this week?" Aidan asked. "He's out of town for some business, I just wanted to give you this.." Nurse Hylia extended a jar with pieces of paper in it. "Oh secret santa!" Aidan pulled out a piece of paper. "See you at the Christmas Party!" Nurse Hylia smiled and walked away. Aidan opened the piece of paper and read, scribbled in big bold letters: SAIGA. "fuck." he whispered walking to his class. "Okay class, as you may already know, Professor Kali is on temporary leave--Taylor for God's sake how many times do we have to go through this, put your leg down." Aidan spoke. Taylor put his leg down. Hannah beside him jeered under her breath. "As I was saying," Aidan continued, "Professor Kali isn't here so, I'm gonna skip over some of the stuff here and get to the main project for the week. You all have to prepare a short 5-minute script--" "Professor Aidan?" Lily interrupted raising her arm, "Who are these kids?" she asked. "Ah yes Miss Uchrich! I've asked some of the students from the Acting department to come help us out! Class please welcome.." Aidan pulled out a note, "Jae.. Liam.. Rachel, Cody and Winnie!" He read out, "They'll be your actors and I've also asked Limn here to help you with the costumes!" "Hey guys, I'm really excited to be here!" Cody smiled, his eyes meeting Hyun's. Hyun smiled back from his seat. "Professor Aidan?" a thick raspy voice caught everyone's attention. "Professor Kali? You're back?" Aidan answered, his jaw wide open. "I was only gone for 2 weeks, is it really shocking to see me?" Kali smiled, placing her bag on the desk and removing her coat. "Sorry, I was a bit late today. I'm finally feeling better, I'll take it from here." She smiled at Aidan. Aidan still shook. picked up his stuff, "We've been.." "I'm sure the students will fill me in." Kali interrupted, "Why don't you go prepare for your own class?" She asked, the smile still etched on her face. Aidan nodded and walked out. Kali turned to her class, "Ok Class so let's--" *ring ring* "Give me a minute please." Kali turned to her purse and frantically searched for her phone. Incoming call: JOEL FOSTER. She immediately answered, "Well?" her whisper barely audible to the noisy class behind her. "The tests came back positive, it's his." Joel answered. Kali's heart dropped. FLASH-FORWARD 3 MONTHS LATER The bell rang continuously. "I'm coming, cominggg.." Kali yelled opening the front door. "It's done." A man breathed. "Come inside.." Kali said. The man drenegend in sweat and dirt entered, bringing in weird stench with him. "Did you take care of it? Did you do what I do you?" Kali said, closing the door behind him. "Shhh Kali it's over. It's done. Don't worry about it." "How can I not worry about? You're an accessory to m--" "Shhhh Kali just stop. After tonight we don't talk about what happened." "But they're gonna come looking for us..What are we gonna do Aidan?" Kali asked. "We'll do what we must." Aidan replied. Cast: @Hyun. as Hyun Tanaka @Taylor as Taylor Jerkimayer @Hannah. as Hannah Dimaggio @Hylia as Nurse Hylia AnitaDique @Aidan. as Professor Aidan Monahan @Saiga as Principal Saiga Winston @Sylk as Professor Sylk L. Coxs @Venus as a Boy as Dr.Joel Foster @TattooedHeart as Lily Uchrich @Juinae as Juinae Hancock @#Music as Daniel Bobdection @QUINN as Quinn Warlick @Dr. Slay as Slay Mayflay @blankdreams. as Blank Flies @Kali as Professor Kali Mccormick @Daenerys as Cody Garret @WinnieThePooh as Winnie Benardo @Liam as Liam Decson @Jae as Jae BendmeOhver @Limn as Limn Oliver @Rachel Berry as Rachel Carey Note: everybody in this Sylk Universe is sexually fluid. Marriage equality is worldwide. There is peace in the middle east. And Mcdonalds serve breakfast 24/7. Ep3 will come soon! Also if you wanna be removed *cough* Quinn *cough* you can let me know!
  26. 17 points
    Previous Episode Ep6 - Careless Man's Careful Daughter AUDIO: https://clyp.it/xv2mv0qg FLASH FORWARD - "Kali Elizabeth Mccormick. Born in Jackson, Mississippi. Met Joel Foster in high-school, who would later go on to become a partner and accomplice in your heists.." Hylia read. "Stop it. Please, I didn't do anything." Kali pleaded. Hylia continued reading, "Together you have scammed and conned 4 different educational institutes, so this would be your fifth one?" "This is all a lie!" Kali protested. "Have a donut.." Hylia offered moving the plate of donuts towards Kali. It was a dimly lit room. Kali was seated and handcuffed. Hylia wore a tightly fitted suit that complimented his chiseled body. "So, you and this Joel--Who we haven't tracked down yet," he continued, "Go to universities, you pretend to be the teacher and he a doctor or a janitor and you observe the environment for a few weeks before you embezzle from the institute. Drain everything you can and disappear. Poof!''. Kali said nothing. "Help me understand why this plan is a bit different? This time it involves you getting pregnant!" Hylia put down the files. "I don't know what you're talking about." Kali snapped. "Oh so you just had a big lunch then? Congestion? Or you're just big bellied?" Hylia jeered. "Who is the father Kali? We will find out eventually, I know it's not Joel so who is it?" Hylia demanded. "I want my lawyer, I'm being set up. I'm innocent. Let me out now!" Kali started crying. "This is an interrogation sweetie, you're not going anywhere" Hylia said. "SIR!" Officer Halcyon barged in the room. "What?" Hylia turned. "Sir, there's been an accident...." PRESENT DAY - "Okay Esmeralda, I'm headed for work--Where'd you get that new necklace?" Kali asked. "Oh si si Miss Kali I hit the lottery!" Esmeralda smiled. "Well, everyone's lucky these days!" Kali whispered heading out. Kali arrived at the University on time, for her, a first. Professors always arrived early actually but today was a bit different for Kali. Today was the day all her dreams would come true. "Lookin' Good!" Kali heard walking down the hallway, she turned and saw who it was. "Oh Aidan--I was just about to go to class!" She said. "Oh yeah, did you hear about the assembly? Saiga is doing this whole thing on global warming..." Aidan began to explain. "Yeah I got the memo!" Kali laughed. "So you free for a coffee tonight?" Aidan smiled. "Yeah sure... I mean what about Sy..." "That's over!" Aidan interrupted, "It was just a thing for a moment, it didn't work out." He explained. "Sorry to hear that... HEY QUIT MAKING OUT AND GET TO CLASS!" Kali yelled at over Aidan's shoulder. Cody and Taylor's lips parted and they headed for class. "I gotta go!" Kali said to Aidan. "Yeah yeah sure, see you tonight then?" Aidan asked. "Of course, I'll text you!" Kali smiled. Aidan smiled back and walked away. "Okay class we all have an assembly... for god's sake Taylor and Cody we're not making a sexual ed video here, quit it." Kali entered the class, putting all her things on the desk. Cody got off from Taylor's lap and went to his seat. "YOU FUCKING BITCH!" Hyun yelled at Hannah, "You set that whole thing up, Skyline told me!" "What?" Hannah turned to Skyline, who awkwardly sat behind Quinn. "You little weasel you're dead!" She threatened him. "Professor Kali, when will we find out the results for the film selection last week?" Lily asked, raising her hand. "What if we added a column in Popfection that shows all the new releases?" Daniel asked Blank. "Dude I'm telling you, if you stick a finger in there the orgasm is ten times more intense!" Jae told Liam. "Clearly, 2016 Mariah Carey is much more skinnier than 2014 one cause..." Liam was telling Rachel. "I'm having a party tonight and I invited the whole class but I was thinking..." Quinn was telling Slay. "OKAY ENOUGH." Kali snapped, her voice resonating above all. "Everybody shut it and make a single line to the auditorium--and Hyun and Hannah both of you to the principal's office. Now." She ordered. "But I didn't do anything?" "I don't even know her!" Hyun and Hannah protested. "I don't wanna hear it. You watch your language in my class. Now get out." Kali shut them down, "And Cody, Taylor I swear if I see you both making out again, you're failing the semester, both of you sit at the opposite sides of the auditorium, now hurry up." "Don't worry my love, they tried to separate Romeo and Juliet too and look what happened..." Taylor whispered to Cody as the entire class formed a line and made their way to the auditorium. "Many reasons are there for Global Warming. It is feared that the world may experience..." Oh my god this is so incredibly boring. Kali thought as Principal Saiga stood at the podium and gave his speech. Kali stood near the exit, on guard duty. "Professor Kali, may I be excused?" Cody came up to her and asked. "Yes, wait where is Taylor?" Kali asked. "He's over there," Cody pointed in the far corner of the auditorium where Taylor sat, legs spread, arms behind his head. "Don't worry it's not what you think it is I just really need to use the bathroom." Cody told her, flashing a smile. "Okay fine. But come back fast, Principal Saiga is almost done with his speech". Cody nodded and left. "..It is our duty, as human beings. To watch over our planet, so our children.." Saiga spoke, his eyes catching Kali's from the stage, Kali gave him a smile. Saiga's eyes moved elsewhere and he continued with this speech. "And thus I want to announce that this institute will now use biofuel to power it's generators! We have not one, but three whole trucks full of biofuel outside our gates and we will begin the exchange process starting tomorrow!" The audience burst into a forced applause. Aidan who stood near the stage, looked over at Kali and smiled. Kali smiled back. The speech ended and Saiga walked off the stage. Professor Wilson took over to annouce the winners from the Film selection last week. Tee-lee-lee-Tee-lee-lee Kali's phone rang. "Why are you calling me on my cell?" Kali asked, her voice stern. "It's gone Kali. EVERYTHING'S GONEE!!" Someone yelled through the phone. "Calm down Joel what happened?" Kali asked, rushing out the auditorium. "THE MONEY WE STOLE FROM THE SCHOOL. $15 MILLION. ALL CLEARED OUT." Joel yelled. "WHAT? Okay okay relax..." Kali said, "Look look we haven't lost everything, we'll look into this okay?" She tried to calm him down, "We still have the baby daddy money okay? that's a better pay out. We'll figure it out. I'll call you back." She hung up. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" a scream echoed through the hallway. Kali froze. FLASH-FORWARD- "What accident?" Hylia asked. "There's a fire at the University, Sir. We also..." Halcyon stopped. "Also WHAT?" Hylia yelled. "Officers Maraj and Chris, they found another dead body. A female." Halcyon replied. Note* the star denotes the character did not appear in the episode Cast: @Honey as Esmeralda Rodriguez(Cameo) @Halcyon as Officer Halcyon @Hyun. as Hyun Tanaka @Taylor as Taylor Jerkimayer @Hannah. as Hannah Dimaggio @Hylia as Nurse Hylia AnitaDique @Aidan. as Professor Aidan Monahan @Saiga as Principal Saiga Winston @Sylk as Professor Sylk L. Coxs* @Venus as a Boy as Dr.Joel Foster @TattooedHeart as Lily Uchrich @Juinae as Juinae Hancock* @#Music as Daniel Bobdection @QUINN as Quinn Warlick @Dr. Slay as Slay Mayflay @blankdreams. as Blank Flies @Kali as Professor Kali Mccormick @Daenerys as Cody Garret @WinnieThePooh as Winnie Benardo* @Liam as Liam Decson @Jae as Jae BendmeOhver @Limn as Limn Oliver* @Rachel Berry as Rachel Carey @Chris Morlock as Officer Chris Ventura* @Maraj as Officer Maraj Vanika* WELL WELL WELL HEW SCREAMED? HEW IS THE DEAD BODY?? NO MORE FLASH FORWARDS FROM NOW ON EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING IN THE NEXT EPISODE HEHEHEHEHE SEE YA'LL TOMORROW HUHUHUHUHUH ALSO NEXT EPISODE WILL BE MULTIPLE POV SO EVERYONE WILL MAKE AN APPEARANCE HEHEHUHUHUHEUE
  27. 17 points
    Previous Episode Ep8 - Scream AUDIO - https://clyp.it/a35o1akb "We can take the body in the woods, bury it." "Are you insane?" Tick-tok tick-tok tick-tok tick-tok "Help me get the body in the car!" "Kali, it's not safe for the baby, for you. Go home, I'll take care of this." Tick-tok tick-tok tick-tok tick-tok "Start digging." "HYUN we have to do this now!" Tick-tok tick-tok tick-tok tick-tok "Would you fucking stop crying Hannah?" "It's all my fault" "It was all our faults." Hyun replied. "What are we doing? I'm gonna turn myself in. It'd be so much easier!" Cody cried. "Listen to me," Taylor grabbed his face, "I did this for you, I love you, you hear me? I fucking love you." Cody, Taylor, Hyun, Hannah and Aidan finished burying Principal Saiga's body. They were in the forest, not far from campus. "What do we do now?" Taylor asked, holding a shaking Cody in his arms. "We all go home. Forget about it." Aidan said walking back to the car with the shovel. "We're leaving." Hyun spoke, "We'll get an uber, get home!" he said, looking at a sobbing Hannah. "It'd be much safer if you come with me, I'll drop yo-" "We're leaving too." Taylor interrupted Aidan, "I wanna stay with Cody tonight." he finished. Professor Aidan didn't reply. Taylor holding a quiet Cody to his chest faded in the darkness of the woods. "Let's goo!" Hyun yelled, his voice breaking. "What did we do.. What did we do..." Hannah whispered, following him in another direction of the forest. Aidan stood there and watched them also fade away, then headed back to his car and drove to Kali's. Tick-tok tick-tok tick-tok tick-tok "...I didn't do it." Cody said. "I know you didn't." Taylor answered. They were both still in the woods, bewildered and shook. "Do you believe me?" Cody asked, steadying himself on the boulder they both were sitting on. "Yes, I do. Always. Where should we go then?" Taylor asked, moving his face closer to Cody's. "Anywhere you go... Taylor." SREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH. They heard a car coming to an halt. Realizing they were near a road, Taylor gestured Cody to stay down. "I'll go look." "No I'm coming too!" Cody protested, grabbing Taylor's arm. They both crept from behind the coarse bushes of the the sideways. It was an empty dark road in the middle of the forest. The same one Aidan drove them through just an hour earlier. "It's HYUN... AND HANNAH!" Cody almost yelled. "Shhhh... what are they doing with Professor Sylk, they left right after us?" Taylor asked. "FUCK. He's gotta a gun, he's gonna kill Hyun. We have to do something." Cody nudged Taylor. "He's tying their hands and taping their mouths...I don't think he's gonna ki--" Hremmmmmmmm another car pulled up from the other side. It's headlights bright and full. Sylk, after making sure the knots were tight, got out of the car, gun still in his hand. Clap. Clap. Clap. "We did it!" Sylk yelled, with a wide grin on his face. Cody and Taylor undetected, lowered themselves in the bushes. Hyun and Hannah remained still in the car all tied up. "We are 50 fucking Million dollars richer baby! WOOO" Sylk yelled, doing a little dance. "Turn those fucking lights down and get out!" Sylk warned. The other car, obliged. The headlights went out and the car came into view. Cody and Taylor knew this car, Hyun and Hannah could also see it, infact they had just drove in it not too long ago. Aidan stepped out of the car and walked towards Sylk."Atleast tell me before moving up the plan!" he said. Sylk looked at him, "What the fuck was I supposed to do? They were withdrawing the money tomorrow, we had to move fast." Sylk explained. "Is it done? Do you have it?" Aidan asked. "Yes, it's in the back." Sylk smiled. "I fucking love you."Aidan replied, as they kissed. "Did you take care of Kali?" "Yes, they took her. They'll think she did it." "We have to execute phase two tonight! I've got two of them, smart of you to give me a call, I was just leaving the bank..." "Where are the other two? They know." Aidan said. "They'll be around, we'll get to them..." Sylk began talking. "W-we have to do something." Cody whispered. "Shhhh wait for it.." Taylor shhhed him. "MMMMmmmm..." Hyun mumbled through the duct tape. "Libyee" Hannah managed to form a word, "Lick it." she said again, freeing her mouth from the tape. "Hyun, lick the tape." she said, taking a breath. Hyun did as told and freed his mouth too. "What do we do?" Hyun breathed. "We call the police!" Hannah said proudly, pulling her tied arms from her back by jumping through them, she managed to squeeze a finger out and in her pocket, pulling out her phone. "Oh my god yess Hannah!" Hyun smiled! "Fuck there's no signal I can... FUCK" The phone fell on the floor of the car. "Use your legs." Hyun suggested. Their hands and feet were both still tied. Hannah, wiggling her feet as fast as she could, pulled off her left boots. Using her toe she tried tapping the call option but her big toe tapped the messenger instead, "FUCKkk okay okay this could work also." she tapped her last text message-- FROM QUINN- Party Tonight!! At my place!! WOOOO *party emoji*. "Xferkgherk" she typed and it sent. "FUCK." Hannah yelled. "Try, Campus SOS." Hyun suggested. "Why campus?" Hannah asked. "We'll free ourselves and run to the campus, it's the closest." Hyun explained. Hannah nodded and typed CAMPUS but when she typed S it automatically selected the word SCREAM and sent. "FUCK.. Hyun there's no wifi." Hannah realized, it's not gonna work." "No no, keep trying, it'll send once the phone connects... fuck they're coming." Hannah kicked the phone underneath the backseat. "Well well well..." Sylk opened the back seat and grabbed Hannah's hair by a fist, "Little hoity toity missy here tried to escape, eh?" he said. "Let her be." Aidan ordered, approaching from the back and pulling out Hyun from the front seat. "Professor Aidan, why are you doing this?" Hyun pleaded, as both of them were dragged out in front of the car. Aidan said nothing. "Should we finish them here?" Sylk asked. "Yes, then we'll take the bodies and throw them in the fire." Aidan said solemnly. "No, please don't kill us--don't kill me... please!" Hannah pleaded, "Let Hyun go, he's innocent in all of this!" she began to cry. "Shut it Bitch!" Sylk snapped, raising his gun at her. "Pleaseee why are you doing this??" Hyun cried. "Well, since you're both gonna die, you should know." Sylk grinned, rubbing his hair with the tip of his gun. "Let's just finish this and go baby!" Aidan said, turning. "No--I want them to know!" Sylk hissed, crouching down to Hannah and Hyun. "Your Professor Kali... is a bitch," he whispered, "she and her little friend Joel tried to embezzle from us, the same place we earn from. So, we thought we'd expose them you see..." he went on, "But then we found out, there was an even bigger plan..." Sylk began laughing psychotically. Aidan watched, leaning towards his car door. "Kali got a bun in the oven, from Principal Saiga hahahahaha!" Sylk laughed again. "So you killed him?" Hyun asked. "SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH FUCKER!" Sylk jumped, pushing his gun on Hyun. "Yeah, I killed that cunt. When I learned they were getting an even bigger payout! We decided to get our cut, except our cut meant the whole thing, hahahahah!" Sylk laughed again. "I asked him nicely, sign on the papers, he said no, instead he asked me out..." Sylk continued, his voice diminishing to a near-whisper, "So I slit his throat, and watched him bleed out. And now, we're gonna kill you both, take you to the campus and use the bio-fuels that the dearly-departed Principal Saiga had bought, to blow the whole place up. Everyone will die. So will our identities." Sylk explained, making a sad face. "Me and Aidan will run away and start new lives and no one will know. This is how life works!" he looked at a crying Hannah. "No shithead!" Cody yelled. Everyone turned to face the far end of Sylk's car. "Let them go, or you won't have your precious money!" Cody said, pulling a big black bag from the truck. Sylk stood up and looked at Cody for a second, then began laughing. Cody stood there determined. "You actually think you can threatened me like that? I have a fucking gu-" Sylk raised his gun. "NO NO PLEASE DON'T!" Taylor jumped from the bushes, right in front of Cody. "Well, two is better than one." Sylk said, pulling the trigger. But the bullet didn't seem to hit it's target. Taylor was fine. Cody was fine too. Sylk was on the ground. Someone had toppled him. "HANNAHHHH" Hyun yelled. Hannah's scream echoed loud. The bullet went right through her. No one could tell, but blood could be seen. "FUCK! Get them, we're leaving." Aidan grabbed a struggling and horrified Hyun from the ground. Sylk got up, pointed the gun at Taylor and Cody and gestured them to move in the car too. Hannah lay there motionless. Sylk got in the back with Taylor and Cody, gun on the former's head and the bag in his lap. Aidan was in the driver's seat, with Hyun besides him sobbing. "Is she dead?" Aidan asked Sylk. "I didn't see!" Sylk replied. "Well... just to be sure..." Aidan said driving forward and over Hannah's body. Hyun screamed again, Taylor and Cody cried in shock. "By the way," Sylk said, "Next time you try to pull something like that, atleast make sure it's the right bag! This isn't money in here!" he pulled the zipper of the black bag to reveal a mosaic of wire and a timer set for an hour. "Get ready to feel the heat." Sylk said, as the car headed towards the campus. Tick-tok tick-toc-tick-tok tick-tok POST-CREDIT "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Quinn yelled, holding her drink up! "I wanna smooch baby!" Lily approached all drunk. The party was lit. Everyone was there. Limn. Jae. Daniel. Juinae. Slay. Blank. Winnie. Liam. Rachel. TRING. Quinn's phone buzzed. She pulled it out and saw the text. "What the fuck is a Xferkgherk?" she asked Lily, "Wait--I think Hannah is having an after-party at the campus! HEH EVERYONE TO THE CAMPUS!! HANNAH IS HAVING AN AFTER PARTY WOOOOO" Quinn yelled. Everyone raised their red cups and yelled with her. Note* the star denotes the character did not appear in the episode Cast: @Halcyon as Officer Halcyon* @Hyun. as Hyun Tanaka @Taylor as Taylor Jerkimayer @Hannah. as Hannah Dimaggio @Hylia as Special Agent Hylia AnitaDique* @Aidan. as Professor Aidan Monahan @Saiga as Principal Saiga Winston* @Sylk as Professor Sylk L. Coxs @Venus as a Boy as Dr.Joel Foster @TattooedHeart as Lily Uchrich @Skyline as Skyline Vermon* @Juinae as Juinae Hancock @#Music as Daniel Bobdection @QUINN as Quinn Warlick @Dr. Slay as Slay Mayflay @blankdreams. as Blank Flies @Kali as Professor Kali Mccormick @Daenerys as Cody Garret @WinnieThePooh as Winnie Benardo @Liam as Liam Decson @Jae as Jae BendmeOhver @Limn as Limn Oliver @Rachel Berry as Rachel Carey @Chris Morlock as Officer Chris Ventura* @Maraj as Officer Maraj Vanika* @Diamond as Special Agent Diamond* (will appear in the finale) WELL WELL WELL... SEASON FINALE COMING TOMORROW! MAKE SURE TO TUNE IN! EVERYONE MAKES AN APPEARANCE! Also @Skyline idk why I always forget to add you, if you missed the previous episodes go on here pls xoxo
  28. 17 points
    Previous Episode Ep9 - It Was A Perfect Illusion AUDIO: https://clyp.it/rg2saq3x "You said there was a party?" Lily asked. "That's what the text said..." Quinn answered, taking a look at her phone. "Maybe they're in the auditorium?" Lily suggested! "Wooooooo" a drunk Jae yelled in the back! "I'll go look in auditorium!" Quinn said, walking towards where the auditorium was. Half of their party dispersed, with Limn, Blank and Jae following Quinn to the auditorium and Daniel, Liam, Slay, Rachel, Winnie and Juinae all following Lily in the other direction. "This place is dead!" Limn said, as they all entered the auditorium. It was quiet and empty. "Do you smell that?" Blank asked. "Yea it smells weird..." Limn answered. "WOOOOOO" Jae rushed to the stage. "Quinn, something doesn't feel right..." Blank said. Quinn, eyes on her phone, didn't reply. "Lily? There's no one in the auditorium, where are you?" Quinn from her phone, asked. From the other end Lily's desperate voice echoed, "QUINN GET OUT OF THER-" BOOM multiple explosions in the auditorium went off. Quinn, Limn, Blank, & Jae all disintegrated in a matter of seconds. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Lily cried. As she witnessed the explosion in horror, from the top floor cafeteria of the second building . "Who else is here?" Sylk asked, shoving the gun to her head. Lily began sobbing. "There's no one, that was it." Winnie cried. "Did I fucking ask you?" Sylk turned. Winnie, Juinae, Rachel, Slay, Liam, Daniel were all tied up on the ground, Hyun, Cody and Taylor tied up in another corner, with their mouths taped. "WHO ELSE DID YOU CALL?" Sylk shoved the gun further in Lily's head. "Sylk, we have to finish this now!" Aidan came from the room. They both grabbed Lily and tied her up too. Lily still in shock didn't resist. "Are we gonna leave them alive?" Sylk said. "We don't have enough ammo to kill them all, we need to get back to my car..." Aidan replied. Sylk lift his gun and shot Winnie, instantly killing him. "We have to kill them all." Sylk said, his eyes not once going off Aidan. "What the fuck has gotten into you?" Aidan spat. "I'm fucking sick of you telling me what I can or can't do, I want to fucking kill them all!" Sylk snapped. "Fine. Go Ahead." Aidan said, grinding his teeth. Sylk walked over to Hyun, put the tip of his gun on his head, "Come to Mama baby..." he said. The gunshot sound echoed throughout the cafeteria hall. Cody who had his eyes shut, slowly opened them to Hyun's eyes staring right back at him. He was fine. Hyun was fine. "SYLKKKKKKK" Aidan screamed. The bullet had come through the window and hit Sylk's right leg. "FUCCCCCCCCCK" Sylk yelled and started shooting at the window frantically. "Alpha team red move in!" Special Agent Hylia commanded through his radio, "Good shot, Agent Halcyon!" he said. "Thanks Sir!" Halcyon replied through the radio, "I'm moving in!" Two FBI agents broke through the door, two more breaking in from the windows. A wounded Sylk and Aidan took cover behind the cafeteria counter. Two of the agents, Chris and Maraj hurried to untie everyone. While agents Diamond and Halcyon ensued a shoot-out with Sylk and Aidan. Chris and Maraj freed all the students including Cody, Hyun and Taylor and they took cover behind the benches. "What do we do?" Sylk yelled at Aidan. Aidan refilling his gun magazine looked up, "I don't.." he stopped and fell to the ground. "One is down!" Halcyon announced in his ear piece. "AIDANNNNNNN" Sylk yelled and got up, shooting straight at Diamond and Halcyon both of whom ducked behind walls. Sylk's gun emptied, he tried more rounds then threw it on the ground. "Okay you got me." Sylk said raising his arms in the air. Halcyon and Diamond turned to a surrendering Sylk. "I'm done." Sylk said, "and so you are." He pulled a detonator from his pocket. "See you in hell." he said, setting it off. But nothing seem to happen. Sylk tried it again, nothing happened. He frantically pressed it as hard he could, still nothing happened. "It won't work sweetie!" Agent Hylia said, standing by the cafeteria door. "I cut off all the wireless lines." "But you forgot manually." Sylk said, sprinting. "Get everyone out of here, I'll go get him!" Hylia commanded, following Sylk. Special agents Maraj, Chris, Diamond and Halcyon hurried everyone out the fire escape. They all exited to a massive crowd of cops, ambulances, tv reporters. "GET DOWN!" Halcyon yelled. In a matter of seconds the entire building blew up. Killing Sylk and Hylia with it. "No, Hylia..." Diamond whispered, witnessing the massive explosion. "Yeah?" Hylia replied." Diamond turned to see him smiling right next to him. Diamond jumped and they both kissed. "I thought you-" "I figured he'd get there before me, so I just ran out." Hylia explained. They both hugged. It had been an hour, all the survivors were being tended to their wounds or questioned by the FBI. "And then Cody and Taylor came out and he shot..." Hyun stopped, "He killed Hannah." he whispered. "Hannah?" Halcyon replied, taking notes. "She's alive." he said. Hyun looked up. "She was the one who called us. She's in a very critical condition right now, but she'll make it!" Halcyon explained. Hyun smiled with tears streaming down his eyes. Elsewhere a nurse finished wrapping up a cut on Cody's arm. "That should do it!" she said, walking away. "So, it's over." Taylor approached. "Yeah, It is." Cody replied. "I knew you didn't do it." Taylor said. "Taylor I--" "Shh Cody don't say anything..." Taylor said, grabbing Cody's hand. He looked deep in Cody's eyes and bent down on one knee. "Cody, I love you so much. You're my whole world. Will you marry me?" he asked. Cody began crying as he noded. 1 WEEK LATER "So I hope we find the strength and humility to move on from his tragedy, but never forget the ones we've lost. Quinn Warlick. Blank Flies. Jae BendmeOhver. Winnie Bernado. and Limn Oliver." "Special Agent Hylia? We love the memorial wall put up in the memory of the victims, but what is to become of the culprits?" a reporter asked. Hylia who stood at the podium amongst a swarm of reporters replied, "Our forensic lab has yet to find the remains of Sylk L. Coxs and Aidan Monahan but we're certain that they were both killed." "What about Kali?" another reporter asked. "Kali's is being charged with embezzlement and conspiring to murder. Since she's pregnant her trail has been put off until she gives birth, which gives us time to track down her co-conspirator Joel Foster." "Sir, you and your long term partner Diamond are no longer together? Reports suggest the aftermath put too much strain on the relationship?" another reported asked. "Is it true that the explosion was preventable and now your department is being blamed for the millions of dollars of damage?" another one asked. "No more questions." Hylia said, walking off. "That was FBI's very own Special Agent Hylia everybody!" Mayor Tiny announced, as everyone clapped. "Now we all request that you please respect the family of the victims and let the funeral service go smoothly. Thank You." "I hate this!" Hannah said. "Well, It's not fun pushing you around all day for me either." Hyun replied, pushing Hannah's wheelchair. "I'm only in this thing for another week. You won't have to do it then!" Hannah rolled her eyes. "I'm only kidding--I don't mind doing this!" Hyun smiled patting her on the back. Hannah smiled back! Behind them Cody and Taylor walked hand in hand, Cody sporting a new engagement ring on his finger. "That was a good service!" Hyun said. "It was!" Taylor answered! "Lily was a mess though!" Cody said. "I mean yeah she was with Quinn since kindergarten!" Hannah said. SREEEECH a big black van pulled up infront of them. The door slid open, "Get in." Halcyon said. Cody, Hyun, Hannah, Taylor all looked at eachother and climbed in. Taylor and Hyun helping in Hannah. "What is this about?" Hyun asked. Halcyon said nothing and drove. Maraj and Chris were in the back seat, both quiet too. The man in the front seat, Hylia, turned and spoke. "Now that you're no longer art students, how about FBI Academy? We need new recruits." Hyun, Hannah, Taylor, Cody all looked at eachother. "Can we think about it?" Hyun asked. The car stopped. "You walk out of this van now, you'll never hear from us every again." Hylia said. Hyun, Hannah, Taylor & Cody all looked at eachother then at Hylia. POST-CREDIT: "Dance, dance, dance to the distortion!!" Skyline sang as he walked home from the funeral. He looked over his shoulder to where the campus once stood, it was now nothing but scavenge for birds. "Hmmp! Like a wasted zombiee!" he continued walking. Wait what's that? He stopped as he spotted something in the bushes. He grabbed the big blue bag and pulled it out. I wonder what this is... he thought opening up the bag. Big stacks of 100 dollar bills were stuffed on top of eachother. Skyline smiled. Note* the star denotes the character did not appear in the episode Cast: @Halcyon as Officer Halcyon @Hyun. as Hyun Tanaka @Taylor as Taylor Jerkimayer @Hannah. as Hannah Dimaggio @Hylia as Special Agent Hylia AnitaDique @Aidan. as Professor Aidan Monahan @Saiga as Principal Saiga Winston @Sylk as Professor Sylk L. Coxs @Venus as a Boy as Dr.Joel Foster* @TattooedHeart as Lily Uchrich @Skyline as Skyline Vermon @Juinae as Juinae Hancock @#Music as Daniel Bobdection @QUINN as Quinn Warlick @Dr. Slay as Slay Mayflay @blankdreams. as Blank Flies @Kali as Professor Kali Mccormick* @Daenerys as Cody Garret @WinnieThePooh as Winnie Benardo @Liam as Liam Decson @Jae as Jae BendmeOhver @Limn as Limn Oliver @Rachel Berry as Rachel Carey @Chris Morlock as Officer Chris Ventura @Maraj as Officer Maraj Vanika @Diamond as Special Agent Diamond @Tiny Little Bows as Mayor Tiny Flittle Cows well well well! Were you guys shook? Let me know in the comments below!
  29. 16 points
    I was deleting some files and I came across my Minecraft data so I thought before I'd delete I'd take some snaps for memories!! Enjoy!!! me dog name after @Hylia drowning in me beetroot paddy me dog Hylia's kid Sylk Jr Looking over me farm!!!! Looking over me cottage me built me land conquer me make map!!!! me built wizard tower on mountain me build portal thingy give me powers me love gardening me pig pen and chicken coop me love bacon and kfc nom nom me sheep pen and cow pen me love wool and milk me horsey and donkeys me make bunny farm me pussies me kitchen me bed where me magic happen me keep secret in the woods me put zombie spawner me trap them and harvest points like me harvest rep in rep lounge me do witchcraft me make portal go to other dimension to escape @Taylor me look over me farm and do evil laugh me name me dog after Wendy Williams! me bodyguard me name dog after legend me cat wig me cat name after @Aidan. That's all
  30. 16 points
    My Unread Books Challenge Okay, so I'm not sure how many people are actually interested in reading this, but the thing is, I am a bookworm. Other thing is, I love to collect books and Donald Duck Pockets (<is what they're called here in Holland) I count a total of 224 books and 116 pockets in my collection. Problem is, I often buy new books, instead of first reading a descent amount of the books that I currently already own. And visiting the library from time to time doesn't really help with that. So right now, I kinda wanna start my own project of reading more of my own books than purchasing them. Right now I haven't read 80 of the books that I own. LORD, HELP ME! It's really confronting to actually see those numbers. I never thought it would be that much, dear Jesus! Out of my Donald Duck Collection I've only read 41 pockets out of the 116. Who's interested to follow the progress I'm gonna (try) to make? Disclaimer: I see a ton of books in my collection that I bought when I still went to High School and I actually don't really feel that much of a desire to pick them up and actually read them, but I can't deal with getting rid of them or anything either. I'm already procrastinating. P.S. If you wish to be removed from any future taglists, please let me know!
  31. 16 points
    Kylie and Madonna stans should overlap more, in my humble opinion. They're pretty similar artists in that what I like about both of them is their extensive discography of thematically different albums. Obviously, I am an expert on both (it's sarcasm, I promise) so I decided I would compile a list of Kylie albums to listen to based on Madonna albums that you may like. Let's start with the most obvious comparison: Ray of Light ---> Impossible Princess The Experimental One If you like the more experimental electronic sound of Ray of Light, Impossible Princess might be your Kylie album! While more trip-hop and a bit darker than ROL, it's Kylie's most experimental album and the one she wrote the most songs on, and her writing is quite impressive if you ask me. Also fun fact, Madonna said that Don't Tell Me from Music was inspired by Kylie's Cowboy Style from IP, which is an EXTREMELY fun fact if you ask me! Bedtime Stories ---> Body Language The R&B One Maybe it's my bias cause each of these are my favorite album by the two artists, but I do think Bedtime Stories fans will see the merits in Body Language as well. BS is more 90s r&b while BL is more 2000s r&b, but they're both each of the artists most cohesive albums musically. While I don't want to say definitively "if you like one, you're sure gonna love the other one!", I do think they could be good jumping off points for one another and both worked for me as vessels to get into each woman's discography. Confessions on a Dance Floor ---> Fever OR Light Years The Early 2000s Disco Album Amazing that Kylie put out two, right?? Disco queen! I include both because I personally prefer big anthems like Your Disco Needs You over quiet the repetitive Can't Get You Out Of My Head and even though Fever is probably more similar to Confessions, if you're like me and Fever just doesn't quite do it for you, Light Years is a fun alternative (I know, unpopular opinion). Before I say anything else that could be bad let's just move on! Erotica ---> Kylie Minogue (1994) The Super 90s Album I first want to say that when I say "dated" I don't mean it in a negative way. Something can sound quintessentially 90s and have that be the best part of it. That's how I feel about these 2 albums and why I think of them similarly. While not her first controversy, Erotica was Madonna's super sexual album that really stirred the pot for women in pop music lyrically and KM94 was Kylie's first non-PWL album and a huge break from her previous sound, so I'd consider both to be big turning points in their careers. If you're interested in sultry 90s music and Erotica is your Madonna album of choice, KM94 might be a good album for you! And even if not, just listen to Confide In Me it's so good I promise MDNA ---> Kiss Me Once The Messy Album Again, not a bad thing. I know both albums get a lot of hate but I honestly highly enjoy both quite a bit. One of my favorite things is cringy music by otherwise talented artists and these albums definitely work for me on that front. I figured I'd mention them for anyone that's like me that likes this kind of stuff, but I also understand if you like neither, that's ok too! True Blue ---> Rhythm of Love The Fun Early Album I definitely use the word "fun" too much to describe music, but what can I say? Girls just wanna have fun! These albums are both generally upbeat and boppable. If you're looking for an early discography highlight, these are definitely good picks, and what do you know? Their both the artists third album! Rhythm of Love is more disco inspired 90s pop whereas I'd call True Blue an 80s pop album, I do think fans of one would enjoy the other. I couldn't find matches for all of the albums that I liked, so sorry if you didn't find your fave on here, but I wanted to add this one for shits and gigs: Like a Virgin ---> Enjoy Yourself These albums have a lot in common: both are each artists worst album, both are their second albums, and I've never been able to listen to either in full. Similar icons! Although it should be noted that LAV has 2 iconic songs that are more than listenable please don't hurt me So...yeah, I was bored and thought this would be fun. If you have any other comparisons you'd like to share, I'd love to hear them!
  32. 16 points
    THE LIFE AND TIMES OF NUDES OFFICIAL CONFIRMED CAST: @Hyun. as Hyun Tanaka @Taylor as Taylor Jerkimayer @Hannah. as Hannah Dimaggio @Daenerys as Cody Garrett @Hylia as Hylia Amos @Halcyon as Halcyon Marek @Diamond as Diamond Dotts @Maraj as Maraj Trin Dad @Kali as Kali Mccormick @Royale as Royale Crawford @Kaulitz. as Billy Frank @Dr. Slay as Slay Maflay @Juinae as Juinae Hancock @Rachel Berry as Rachel Carey @Chris Morlock as Chris Ventura @Hermione as Mayor Tiny Flittle Cows @TattooedHeart as Lily Uchrich @Skyline as Skyline Vermon @Liam as Liam Decson @#Music as Daniel Bobdection @Americunt as Senior Deputy Director (Guest Starring) @Vertigo-go as Werti Go-Go Jr. (Guest Starring) @Anna-wa as Anna Wandricks (Guest Starring) @Onika as Captain Onika (Cameo) INSIDE SCOOP: - Episode 1 will be titled "Marry The Night" will air late March 2017 - Kali will return with a more prominent role - There will be Serial Killer threat - There will 9 episodes like Season 1 - There will also be a supernatural threat - First half of the season will involve Quantico - There will be children involved - There will be hints early on regarding the deaths etc - A full explicit threesome will happen - Hylia will have to face his demons later on in the season - Eight episodes will be multiple POVed - Second half of the season will be chaotic - New Characters will be introduced as well as old ones making a comeback - The Killer will be revealed Mid-Season - The Mid-Season episode is called "Killer Within Pt 2" OFFICIAL TITLE CARD: Episode Guide for Season 2 will be released on March 15th 2017. PLEASE ASK QUESTIONS BELOW! Rewatch Season 1 in Blu-Ray:
  33. 16 points
    Scream Queens: FOTP Row (Ep. One) Clack. Clack. Clack. Clack. A girl in high heels is running on a side walk. Suddenly her phone buzzes. "Shit!" She mumbles in a panic. She keeps running across Greek Row, the street filled with nothing but Fraternity and Sorority houses. The girl is carrying two cases of beer. Her phone buzzes again, and as soon as she looks at the phone screen she bumps into a frat boy. "SHIT!" The girl yells, dropping one of the beer cases. "Sylk, hey! Sorry about that, are you ok?" Asks the frat boy. "Yea Aidan, I'm just super late for KNT's first huge party of the year." Sylk answers, looking at her phone and picking the beer back up. "Here let me help you. That's where I'm headed anyway." Aidan says, extending his arm to grab the beer case that fell. "Thanks. I really appreciate it. Do you mind running with me? Taylor is texting me nonstop wondering where I am." Sylk says, panting. "Damn, are you in trouble? I can help you get out of it if you want?" Aidan asks. "No it's fine. I'll just deal with the consequences. This is my first offense so it won't be TOO bad." Sylk says. "Where is that bitch with our booze? I sent her to get it 30 minutes ago and she isn't even responding anymore." Taylor says angrily, pacing her bedroom. Music can be heard booming outside along with people shouting and laughing. "Calm down Taylor, you made her do it without her car. It's gonna take a bit for her to get back here on foot." Hannah says, sitting on the bed. "Hannah, why don't you call her. She may be more willing to answer if it's you calling." Diamond says while fixing her makeup in the mirror. Suddenly the door bursts open and Hylia pops in. "Guess who's here with more booze for us!" Hylia moves over to reveal Sylk standing behind her. "There you are bitch, we've been waiting. I'm coming down from my drunk feeling." Taylor says, grabbing the two cases of beer and sees Sylk is also carrying a bottle of vodka. "Where did you get that?" Hannah asks. "Oh, um, Aidan told me y'all might want it and that I should come get it. That's why it took me so long." Sylk says. Diamond gets up and grabs the bottle out of Sylk's hand, giggling. "Thank you Sylk! We'll discuss your punishment for being tardy in a bit." Taylor says as he slams the door in Sylk's face. Sylk stands in the door way and starts texting Aidan. She types out "Thank you for the cover up. I owe you" and presses send. "Circle around ladies, it's time to get our drink on!" Taylor says, pouring the vodka into a shot glass for herself, Hannah, Diamond, and Hylia. Hylia quickly shotguns one of the beers and throws it on the ground. "Cunt, you better clean that shit up in the morning. I don't want your beer stains all over my plush carpet." Taylor says before giving Hylia her shot glass. "Yea yea whatever lets just down these. I have a hot guy waiting for me downstairs that I'm wanting to ride." Hylia says. "First, a toast." Taylor begins. "Ladies, it has been an amazing three years with you. We all went through pledgeship together. We all failed Mr. Onika's class together. We all threw up in the bathroom together. You are my sisters for life. This is our last year at Kappa Nu Theta, so let's make it our best yet!" Taylor says, extending out her shot, toasting. The rest of the girls follow and cheer, then they all down their shot. "Alright, lets go finish partying then we can haze some bitches." Taylor says. FOUR HOURS LATER "Tonight was fun, wasn't it girls?" Taylor says, pacing the now empty living room. Red solo cups, streamers, beer cans, and various liquid spills are scattered across the house. The pledges are all lined up against the wall. The active members are standing in front of them as Taylor paces in between both of them. "I SAID TONIGHT WAS FUN, WASN'T IT GIRLS!?" Taylor yells. All of the pledges collectively say "Yes ma'am, it was." Taylor smiles and lets out a small laugh. "That's good to hear. However, there is a problem. One of your pledge sisters received a task tonight. It was a fairly simple task." Taylor then stops pacing in front of Sylk. She stares directly into Sylk's eyes. "Sylk here was instructed to get two more cases of beer for the party tonight. Hylia was feeling a bit thirsty. She felt it actually better for her if she went to the nearest frat house and fuck one of the boys there!" Taylor says. "Wait, what? I never..." Sylk says, before Taylor yells to be quiet. "On the bright side, she did get us some vodka out of it! So we're going to take it easier on you. Choose FIVE of your fellow pledge sisters now." Taylor says to Sylk. "...What do you mean?" Sylk says, sounding nervous. "Just choose five pledge sisters." Taylor says, not backing down. Sylk then turns, looking at her pledge sisters, not knowing who to choose. "CHOOSE RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR CHOOSE NO ONE." Taylor yells. "Taylor..." Hannah says trying to calm her down. "Shut up, Hannah." Taylor snaps back. "Um ok, Royale...Lia.....Rachel.....Slay.....and Michelle." Sylk says, shaking. "Hm. Perfect. The rest of you girls can go. The five girls that were called on and Sylk, y'all stay." "What do you plan to do with these girls exactly?" Hannah says to Taylor as they enter the parlor room of the house. "I'm gonna leave them shaking even harder than when I had them lined up a few minutes ago." Taylor responds. She walks to the back wall and picks up the old KNT revolver that was mounted on the wall. "Whoa Taylor what then fuck..." Hannah whispers, startled. "Settle down, whore. The gun hasn't been loaded in decades. We're gonna have a bit of fun with these girls. It's Russian Roulette time." Taylor says. In the dining room, Royale, Sylk, Michelle, Lia, Slay, and Rachel all sit at a small, round table. Hylia and Diamond stand around them. "Alright ladies, we're gonna play a fun game!" Taylor announces as she and Hannah enter the room. "It's called...." Taylor continues as she slams the gun down on to the center of the table. "Russian Roulette." All of the pledges then look at the gun and Taylor in a panic. "Oh so you're just gonna fucking get one of us killed?" Lia says, with fear and anger in her voice. "This is against the law. I'm not risking my life for this." Rachel says. "Shut up hags. This revolver is the trusty KNT revolver. It was used in the great campus massacre of 1965 by the killer Skyline O'Hara. When he used this gun to kill a group of KNT sisters, he somehow missed every shot. If you are a true KNT sister, this gun will not harm you in anyway." Taylor says. "Now, since Sylk is the guilty party here, we'll start with her. Sylk, pick the gun up and start playing." Taylor says. Sylk takes a moment. She looks at the gun, then at her pledge sisters, then at Taylor, then at Hannah. When Sylk looks at Hannah, Hannah turns away, not being able to watch. Sylk then lifts his arm up to pick up the gun. Her arm trembling. She picks the gun up, holds it against her head, a single tear streaming down her face. She pulls the trigger and a single click is heard. Nothing. A huge sigh of relief comes from Sylk. "Congrats Sylk! You are a true KNT sister! Now, pass it on to the next person." Taylor says. Sylk, still shaking, hands the gun to the person next to her. Rachel takes the gun from Sylk, holds it to her head, pulls the trigger, and a click is heard. She then passes it to Lia who takes it, holds it to her head, pulls the trigger, and hears a click. The pledge sisters begin feeling relieved and more confident, feeling like nothing is actually in the gun. Slay then takes his turn, followed by Royale, and then it's Michelle's turn. Michelle has absolutely no worry at this point. Hannah stands behind Michelle, now watching as she also knows now that Taylor was telling the truth about the gun not being loaded. Michelle then pulls the gun up to her head, pulls the trigger, and BANG. Blood splatters all over Hannah, and the surrounding girls as Michelle falls to the ground. All off the girls let out a giant scream in sheer terror. Hannah stands still, mouth wide open. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO" Lia shouts at Taylor. "The gun hasn't been loaded in years! How was I supposed to know it had a bullet still in there?!" Taylor shouts back. "What do we do?!" Diamond yells. "The only thing we can do.....hide the body and clean the house up before anyone finds out what happened." Taylor says. "We have to call the police...." Hannah says, still in shock. "Absolutely NOT." Taylor says back. "We can't just act like this never happened, she was our friend." Hylia says. "Friend? That's kind of stretching it don't you think?" Taylor says back. "You're fucking psychotic. I'm calling the police." Lia says. "If you call the police Lia I swear to Christ I will do everything in my fucking power make sure it's YOU that gets blamed for this." Taylor says, sounding pissed. "This is all my fault..." Sylk says, tears coming out of her eyes. "Ok everyone SHUT UP. Here's the plan. Let's get her wrapped up in a tarp, and get her in my car. Then we can all drive out to the lake and dump her in that old, dried up well that no one even uses anymore. Then we call come back, clean up the house, clean ourselves off, and we pretend this never happened." Taylor says. "People are gonna be asking questions...." Diamond says. "I know. Rachel, Slay, you both live in the same dorm as Michelle correct? If anyone asks, you all went home together after this. Michelle was too drunk to get home by herself so y'all took her to her room." Taylor said. "I have no words for what you are actually saying right now. How could you be saying this?" Hannah says. "What I said to Lia applies to you as well, Hannah. Don't get brave." Taylor responds. All of the girls wrap Michelle up in a tarp, put her in Taylor's car, and drive out to the well. Once they are at the lake, they take Michelle out of the car and carry her to the well. "Any last words, girls?" Taylor asks. Silence. "Dump her." Taylor says. The pledges then let go of Michelle's body and it falls into the well. "Remember, just stick to the plan and no one will ever know. As far as everyone is concerned, Michelle stumbled out of her room as a drunken mess and someone kidnapped her." Taylor says. CAST: * means you are a series regular but do not appear in this episode @Taylor- Taylor Swenson @Hannah.- Hannah Rogers @Diamond- Diamond Jones @Hylia- Hylia DeMarco @Sylk- Sylk Travers @Liam- Lia Evans @Royale- Royale Mason @Daenerys- Cody James* @Hyun.- Hyun DeMarco* @Kali- Ms. Kali* @Michael.- Michelle Probst @Aidan.- Aidan Chen @Halcyon- Jakob Rockefeller* @Maraj- Maraj Probst* @Tiny Little Bows- Tiny Wiser* @TattooedHeart- Lily Chapman* @Dr. Slay- Slay Patterson @Rachel Berry- Rachel Berry One down! Who will make it out of the series alive? After all, only four will walk away by the time the series is over! Episode two is when things really start to get interesting as the killer begins his reign of terror on KNT!
  34. 16 points
    I've already accepted that I'm going to die alone surrounded by cats, but I wanted to make a Valentine's Day post for my friends on here! I put together some corny cards on MS Paint featuring some of my favorite leading ladies, and I thought I would alternate between revealing a card and sharing a love song that I think describes my friendship with y'all. "Thank You" by Dido There are some days where pretty much everything that has the potential to go wrong somehow does, and I log on here to escape it all for a little while. Reading your funny posts and helpful advice can manage to turn my whole day around sometimes, so thank you for that! "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton I hate that we're all so far away from each other! I'm super awkward in person, but sometimes I think it would be super fun to hang out with you guys. This is like the quintessential long-distance relationship song, so it fits perfectly. "My Favorite Mistake" by Sheryl Crow This song has suggestive lyrics, but I don't mean it like that. FOTP distracts me from real-life responsibilities way too much, and it makes me procrastinate but in the back of my mind I know I should be doing more important things. You guys are kind of tempting sometimes! "Who Says" by Selena Gomez & The Scene I'm actually not a Selena fan, but this is a huge guilty pleasure for me! I feel like some of you need this reminder, so that's why I'm putting it here. You are way more appreciated than you think. Pretend I'm singing it to you. "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls Of course...we also need a song to symbolize all of our messy antics, mischief, and fun we've had! The fake drama, the shade, the gossiping, the time I recorded myself doing a curse and sent it to @#Music on Snapchat I tried tagging everyone but halfway through it stopped, so for now I'll leave it like this unless it flops and then I'll come back and try again. I love y'all!
  35. 16 points
    The Powerpuff Nudes: Episode Two Donuts, impact, and everything #pow These were the ingredients chosen To create the perfect little stans But Professor Saigonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction Chemical D Thus, The Powerpuff NUDES were born Using their ultra-super slayage Hannah Sylk and Taylor Have dedicated their lives to fighting flops AND THE FORCES OF DELUSION The city of FOTPVille.....IS UNDER ATTACK! Hyunjo Jojo is roaming the streets and striking citizens with a laser beam! The city is in utter chaos! Mayor Hylia rushes to the phone and then says, "kids come quick! Hyunjo Jojo is doing the unthinkable! He has a laser that will make people....Connor Franta stans...." Ms. Easto, whom is standing behind the mayor, gasps. "Not Connor Franta! Have we locked down the town hall? We can't risk any of us stanning him and....whatever it is he does!" Ms. Easto says in a panic. "Yes Ms. Easto, there is no need to worry. We should be safe." Suddenly, Hyunjo Jojo bursts through the office doors and laughs maniacally. The mayor and Ms. Easto let out a scream and the sound of the laser charging up starts. "Welcome to my world, new co-stans!" Hyunjo Jojo exclaims, still laughing. Hyunjo Jojo begins pulling the trigger but nothing happens. He starts panicking and clicks the trigger over and over again. He then turns towards the door way and he then sees Hannah, Taylor, and Sylk standing behind him. Hannah is holding on to a cord that connects to Hyunjo Jojo's laser. She begins twirling the cord and says "You know, you should really think about getting a battery powered laser" Hannah then drops the cord and our three heroes fly towards Hyunjo Jojo. The trio beat up Hyunjo with ease and send him running back to his evil lair. "Thank you kids! You have saved the day once again! It's too bad some of the citizens now stan Connor Franta though." Mayor Hylia says. "I wouldn't worry about that, he's just a fad. They'll set fire to those forced stan cards someday soon." Taylor says. The next day... "Hello class, we have a new student with us today! Please welcome Princess Morbitch!" The teacher, Mr. Halcyon, says. "Welcome Princess Morebitch!" The class says. "Hello yes, I am a very rich and skinny legend. I demand a front row seat with only the finest leather cushions. Retrieve it for me at once." She points at Sylk "I'm talking to you btw." She says. "Um Mr. Halcyon, is that even allowed?" Hannah asks. "No it is not. Princess, you will just have to sit in the empty seat in the back next to Honey." Mr. Halcyon says sternly. Princess sighs and stomps all the way to the back. The bell rings and it's time for recess and everyone rushes outside to play. During recess, Sylk tells some students a recap of yesterday's Hot Topics from Wendy Williams. Taylor hacks into Sylk's stan Twitter account and starts tweeting things like "Mariah is over. Can't even sing an E6." His account subsequently loses hundreds of followers. Hannah is sitting on the steps gossiping with friends and talking about the cute guys in their grade. Suddenly Mr. Halcyon bursts through the door and says, "Powerpuff Nudes, the mayor just called! He needs your help now!" The three heroes then fly off to the city. Princess Morebitch sits on a chair, trying to get a sun tan, when she sees the three heroes fly off. "You, servant, who are they?" She asks the kid that is fanning her. "Those are the Powerpuff Nudes. They save the city from all evil doers." The kid says. "Super heroes...." Princess says quietly, starring off at the sky where the PPN flew off in. Later that night, Princess is in her room playing super hero. Her dad enters the room and asks what she's doing. "Daddy, I wanna be a Powerpuff Nude." Princess says. "Now sweetheart, you know I would do and buy anything for you, but I can't make you into a superhero." He responds. Princess then starts crying and throwing a major bitch fit. "This is fucking BULLSHIT. I am a LEGEND. I deserve nothing but the absolute best, did I lie? My song Dogmation ENDED all of these other rat bitches careers. And you're fucking telling me I can't be a FUCKING superhero? You can CHOKE." She yells. "Ok sweetheart fine. I can't give you special powers, but I can give you some other toys to make you a hero. How does that sound?" her dad says. "That sounds perfect! Hehe thank you daddy!" Princess says with a cute, little girl voice. Hours later at the PPN's house, our heroes are sound asleep. Sylk is having a wet dream about Shawn Mendes, Taylor is having a nightmare about someone outselling Taylor, and Hannah is having a dream about telling off Ariana Grande for not making Thinking Bout You a single. Suddenly, a fireball bursts through the wall and crashes right above the PPN's heads. The trio jump out of their beds, and through the hole in their wall they see Princess Morebitch wearing a jetpack, carrying a giant flame thrower, and wearing a utility belt with other weapons. "Hello cunts!" Princess says before blasting a plethora fire balls at the trio. They dodge them all with ease, however Professor Saigonium enters the room. "What are you kids doing? It's way past your bed time." He says. "Professor look out!" Sylk yells as Princess shoots a fire ball at him. Taylor is able to tackle the professor and save him. "What the hell is wrong with you?!" Hannah yells at Princess. "I wanna be a Powerpuff Nude!" Princess yells back. "Fine bitch, you can be a PPN, whatever. Now fly away you freak!" Taylor yells. "Oh no, I dont just wanna be a PPN. I want to be the ONLY Powerpuff Nude." Princess shouts, blasting more fire balls at the heroes. "We can't beat her if she keeps shooting us with fire balls. We need to distract her." Hannah says. "I know! Sylk should sing and give the bitch hearing loss!" Taylor says. "Um I don't want to lose hearing tonight too. But I do have an idea." Hannah then whispers in Sylk's ear. Sylk then gets up and stands at the front of the whole in the wall. "Excuse me, you sang Dogmation correct?" Sylk asks. "Um of course. It was doing so well, iTunes crashed because so many people tried buying it at the same time." Princess responded. "Hm yes that's nice. Well my song COCK outsold." Sylk says with a smirk on his face. Princess just stays still, mouth wide open. "That. Is. A. FUCKING. LIE." Princess Morebitch then begins to have a meltdown over Dogmation's sales, puts the flamethrower down, and gets in Sylk's face. "NOW" Hannah yells. Sylk delivers the first punch into Princess' face. The trio then team up and beat the girl up together. The professor then collects Princess' weapons as they fall off and take them to his lab to destroy them. Princess is stripped completely of all of her power and is left on the ground crying. "I called the police, kids. She wont be bugging us anymore." Professor Saigonium states. The next day... "Alright class, since Princess Morebitch was sent to prison for a meltdown literally less than a day after first arriving, she will no longer be in this class." Mr. Halcyon says. The entire class erupts in a cheer. "Yes it is true, making a delusional statement like 'COCK sold' would be enough to make anyone go crazy." Taylor says after the cheers end. "It outsold all of Taylor's discography tyvm" Sylk says back. The entire class then laughs at Sylk and makes fun of his song only having like 20 views on YouTube. AND ONCE AGAIN THE DAY IS SAVED THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF NUDES! Cast (In Order of Appearance): Professor Saigonium - @Saiga Hannah - @Hannah. Sylk - @Sylk Taylor - @Taylor Mayor Hylia - @Hylia Ms. Easto - @Impossible Princess Hyunjo Jojo - @Hyun. Mr. Halcyon - @Halcyon Princess Morebitch - @Liam Honey - @Honey Student - @Tiny Little Bows Princess' Dad - @Maraj
  36. 16 points
    Hi! Welcome to my "Top 10 Albums of 2016" blog! In light on this year reaching an end and inspired by the multiple countdowns that other members have done in the forum, I decided to do one myself. This year has been pretty good to me in terms of music as I've liked a lot of releases, as well as found a lot of new stuff! Now if you know me you know that I like Korean and Japanese music, and yes, of course, there's albums of the language in this countdown. You can also probably guess my #1 correctly since I've been pretty vocal about it. You might find something new in this list that you like! Anyway, starting from #10 and going upwards... SHINee are one of the staple groups in K-Pop, they're essential to anyone's experience in the genre and my favorite boy group ever! 1 and 1 features a variety of genres that together make up this great album; from House, to 90's Jack Swing, the album has many many gems in it. The album is a really nice collection of good vocals and production working together. It serves you bops, midtempos, (amazing) ballads. #HyuntySTANS: SHIFT, Tell Me What To Do, Feel Good Perfume are a techno inspired J-Pop trio, and one of my favorite artists ever. They're definitely not everyone's cup of tea, being such a heavy electronic group that features autotune, vocaloid, high-pitched voices, etc, but being a big electronic fan, that's really what makes me love them so much. COSMIC EXPLORER was preceded by many singles released prior to the album, but most of these were reworked into new versions that in some cases is for the better, and others, for the worst. Either way, the album does a great job at mixing today's EDM trends while still keeping it loyal to their sound. #HyuntySTANS: STORY, FLASH, Cosmic Explorer, Pick Me Up I was never a JoJo stan, hell I had never listened to a song by her previously to listening to Mad Love., but I was immediately impressed. This is a fantastic comeback album, you can feel the passion she has for music in many of the songs included here. Her vocals are absolutely fantastic - especially on the ballads Music. and I Am., whew - the production is done just right. Bops, mid-tempos, ballads, this album is a ride of emotions that I love to experience! #HyuntySTANS: Honest., Vibe., High Heels., Good Thing. LEMONADE, the iconic album/movie that shook the world! I could spend a while talking about how amazing the visual part of the album is, but we're talking about the music here so I'll leave that for another time! The album ranges from many, many genres yet manages to stay as a cohesive body of work. The production, the vocals, the lyrics, the theme, the concept, it's all perfectly executed and it's why this is Beyoncé best album ever. #HyuntySTANS: 6 Inch, Freedom, Daddy Lessons, Hold Up Big shoutout to @blankdreams. for introducing me to this album indirectly via Popfection! This album is seriously an electropop masterpiece, I'm still as amazed as I was the first day I listened to it, and I still love it as much as I did then. The album's production is insane and just massive, seriously praise Joel Little for the amazing work. It's an experience to listen to, let me tell you, especially when you get to the title track which closes the album, whew! Georgia's voice is so interesting and it shines in this album. Plus, the Tove feature is seriously an amazing moment. #HyuntySTANS: Conscious, Free, Are You Home, Hold The Line, Recovery, Freak of Nature I discovered DEAN not too long ago, and I'm very very glad I did! He's a South Korean alternative R&B artist who released his debut ep "130 Mood: TRBL" earlier this year. With just 6 tracks (and an outro) the album sets a moody ambient from the beginning, with a set of mid-tempos following through. The production (done by himself) is so on point, his vocals are so so smooth, the melodies are really lovely throughout the entire thing, and it all mixes together in this amazing record where every single track is a highlight. I highly recommend you listen to this, you won't regret it. He's almost a Korean The Weeknd, if that gives you any motive to listen to him! #HyuntySTANS: 21, D (Half Moon), Pour Up I found out about BANKS with Gemini Feed, and I was definitely interested from that point and on. The Altar did not disappoint from the excitement I had built up from before, it exceeded my expectations. I love the dark tone her music has, even in the more upbeat moments of the album. Actually I wanna point out how FLAWLESS the transition from Mother Earth to Weaker Girl is, easily one of the best moments of the album, I love that too much. Her lyrics are flawfree, the production slays. She really did that with this album. #HyuntySTANS: Trainwreck, Gemini Feed, 27 Hours, To The Hilt Barely a month has passed yet this album found its way into my Top 3 of the year, truly a flawless album. The album keeps his signature dark and moody R&B vibe, but it's evolved, Starboy definitely borrows more pop, electronic and house influences compared to his previous albums, and I'm a huge fan of this. The Daft Punk features really take each of those songs to a new level, and the fact that they're the opener and closer of the album is just a really nice touch. #HyuntySTANS: Rockin', Secrets, False Alarm, A Lonely Night, Love To Lay Pop perfection at its finest! This is the album that solidified me as an Ariana stan, it's just too damn good. Even though this is always said when talking about it, praise the lord for Focus' backlash that made her change the album's direction! The title track came through and left everyone shook, myself included. Then the rest of the album was just sent from the Pop Gods themselves. It has one of the best songs of this year, the hit that got away, Into You! By the way, Forever Boy > Knew Better #HyuntySTANS: Into You, Touch It, Greedy, Thinking Bout You, Side to Side Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it. I really cannot put my love for this album into words, she really left me bald. I'm a huge fan of electronic music - as I've previously stated - and this album being so House-heavy was just a gift. Every single song is fucking perfect, even the interludes! The album is short but that's compensated by the fact that every song is pure perfection. I cannot wait to see what the second volume will sound like, but I'm sure it'll be just as flawless as this one. #HyuntySTANS: Lady Wood, True Disaster, Vibes, Flashes, Keep It Simple Hope you enjoyed my rambling, and that you might've found something new to listen to!
  37. 15 points
    Welcome to the FOTP Big Brother 5 Archive! Looks a lot better on desktop btw! Original thread: Season Airdates: March 16 - April 10 Houseguests, their placements, and their stats: 1. @Daenerys 2. @Skyline 3. @Luca. 4. @Maraj 5. @Tomás 6. @Diamond 7. @Michael. HOH Wins: 4 HOH Wins: 5 HOH Wins: 2 HOH Wins: 3 HOH Wins: 1 HOH Wins: 3 HOH Wins: 2 Veto Wins: 4 Veto Wins: 6 Veto Wins: 2 Veto Wins: 2 Veto Wins: 2 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 2 Times Nominated: 4 Times Nominated: 4 Times Nominated: 6 Times Nominated: 3 Times Nominated: 2 Times Nominated: 4 Times Nominated: 3 Votes Against: 0 Votes Against: 7 Votes Against: 3 Votes Against: 1 Votes Against: 3 Votes Against: 12 Votes Against: 5 *Fan Favorite Winner* 8. @Kuba 9. @Sylk 10. @Aidan. 11. @Royale 12. @WinnieThePooh 13. @Royalty 14. @Hermione HOH Wins: 2 HOH Wins: 1 HOH Wins: 1 HOH Wins: 1 HOH Wins: 0 HOH Wins: 0 HOH Wins: 2 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 1 Veto Wins: 3 Veto Wins: 1 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 2 Times Nominated: 2 Times Nominated: 5 Times Nominated: 3 Times Nominated: 4 Times Nominated: 3 Times Nominated: 3 Times Nominated: 2 Votes Against: 5 Votes Against: 15 Votes Against: 10 Votes Against: 20 Votes Against: 12 Votes Against: 17 Votes Against: 9 Jury | Pre-Jury | 15. @Alex. | 16. @nevermind 17. @TattooedHeart 18. @Saiga 19. @Cosmic 20. @Justin Bieber 21. @#Music HOH Wins: 0 HOH Wins: 0 HOH Wins: 0 HOH Wins: 1 HOH Wins: 0 HOH Wins: 0 HOH Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 1 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 1 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 0 Times Nominated: 3 Times Nominated: 1 Times Nominated: 2 Times Nominated: 1 Times Nominated: 1 Times Nominated: 2 Times Nominated: 4 Votes Against: 18 Votes Against: 9 Votes Against: 21 Votes Against: 9 Votes Against: 11 Votes Against: 12 Votes Against: 34 22. @Coca-Cola 23. @Dreamsssss 24. @SANDCASTLES 25. @Monster. 26. @Vintage Music 27. @Alaska 28. @Milk HOH Wins: 0 HOH Wins: 0 HOH Wins: 0 HOH Wins: 0 HOH Wins: 0 HOH Wins: 0 HOH Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 1 Times Nominated: 1 Times Nominated: 2 Times Nominated: 1 Times Nominated: 1 Times Nominated: 1 Times Nominated: 1 Times Nominated: 1 Votes Against: 10 Votes Against: 11 Votes Against: 16 Votes Against: 15 Votes Against: 15 Votes Against: 21 Votes Against: 19 29. @Taylor 30. @Zachary 31. @Count Olaf 32. @blankdreams. HOH Wins: 0 HOH Wins: 0 HOH Wins: 0 HOH Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 0 Times Nominated: 1 Times Nominated: 2 Times Nominated: 1 Times Nominated: 0 Votes Against: 14 Votes Against: 35 Votes Against: 16 Votes Against: 2 Fan Ranking Chart Runs *Numbers in red indicate your peak* Aidan. 23-22-23-22-16-18-18-18-18-16-12-3-8-10-8 Alaska 30-31-29-30-30-30-26-26-26-25-25-31-26-32-26-26 Atlantis 14-20-15-19-21-24-11-12-12-32-32-32-32-32 blankdreams. 10-15-22-26-27-27-20-20-20-22-22-21-23-22-22 Coca-Cola 7-13-10-7-5-6-1-1-5-8-8-19-15-14-14 Count Olaf 31-28-27-28-28-28-28-28-28-27-27-30-14-18-25 Cosmic 13-18-12-18-20-19-10-9-11-14-15-5-18-17-17 Daenerys 16-6-6-16-2-4-15-11-10-7-6-1-9-1-1 Diamond 2-2-4-9-7-9-8-3-6-9-7-2-2-4-3 Dreamsssss 24-24-24-27-15-17-25-25-25-24-24-26-25-24-24 Hermione 11-11-13-8-1-1-16-8-3-3-2-6-3-3-9 Jae / nevermind 12-9-8-11-19-23-29-29-32-31-31-10-31-31-31 Justin Bieber 20-16-19-17-6-11-12-15-15-15-21-18-22-20-20 Kuba 9-8-7-12-12-12-5-5-8-1-3-22-4-6-7 Maraj 6-5-4-1-11-5-14-4-9-6-5-14-5-8-4 Michael. 1-3-3-3-4-10-9-16-13-11-10-15-7-11-10 Milk 21-30-30-13-13-14-24-24-19-16-25-13-13-13 #Music 25-19-16-21-17-21-23-23-20-20-21-19-19 My Everything / Luca. 18-17-21-4-14-16-17-17-18-18-28-19-25-5 Nightmare 26-25-18-25-26-32-32-32-31-30-30-24-30-30-30 Royale 5-12-14-10-10-13-7-10-4-2-1-17-6-5-12 Royalty 17-7-11-23-25-26-19-19-19-17-19-16-20-21-21 SANDCASTLES 28-27-25-24-23-25-21-21-21-23-23-23-24-23-23 Saiga 19-26-26-20-24-20-30-30-30-29-29-4-29-29-29 Skyline 3-4-1-5-9-7-3-2-2-4-4-11-1-2-2 Skywalker / Tomas 4-1-2-2-3-2-6-7-7-10-11-12-12-12-6 Sylk 22-23-17-15-22-15-13-14-16-13-14-7-10-9-18 TattooedHeart 8-10-9-6-8-8-2-13-14-12-13-9-16-15-15 Taylor 27-21-31-31-31-22-22-22-22-21-17-13-17-16-16 Vintage Music 29-29-28-29-29-29-27-27-27-26-26-27-27-27-27 WinnieThePooh 15-14-20-14-18-3-4-6-1-5-9-8-11-7-11 Zachary 32-32-32-32-32-31-31-31-29-28-28-29-28-28-28
  38. 15 points
    Scream Queens: FOTP Row Episode 2 - The Banquet EIGHT MONTHS LATER BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. The sound of an alarm goes off. It's 8 in the morning. Suddenly a hand slams down on the alarm, turning it off. "Cody wake up. It's time to get ready." Hannah says as she takes the bed sheets off of her, sitting up in the bed. Cody moans, wanting to continue sleeping, and rolls over. "Fine." Hannah says as she gets up and opens all of the blinds, letting nothing but sunlight shine through the windows. "Ok, ok, I'm up." Cody says, being blinded by the sunlight. "Go get in the shower and get ready babe, it's gonna be a long day." Hannah says as she leaves the bedroom. "Hey Hannah, should I wear this dress or this one?" Hannah's roommate and best friend, Lily, asks from the living room. "Hm, go with the light pink one. Only KNT senior's are allowed to wear white to the banquet." Hannah says, as she pours a bowl of cereal. "Hey Lily, you know you don't have to go to this thing right? These girls aren't exactly the best people in the world and I..." Hannah says before being interrupted by Lily. "Hannah, you know I don't mind. Besides, I've already met most of them. They don't intimidate me." Hannah looks relieved, giving a subtle smile. "And this, ladies and gentleman, is our chapter room!" Taylor says to the group of parents and siblings of KNT sisters. "And that concludes the house tour for now! Feel free to wonder around for a bit, but don't touch anything haha!" Taylor says with a huge, fake smile on her face. "Oh and don't forget the banquet begins in the courtyard in about one hour!" Taylor says to the group, now leaving the chapter room. Diamond then walks over to Taylor and hands her a glass of wine. "Fuck I felt like I was giving a tour museum. It's a sorority house, not the White House. Stop with the stupid history questions already." Taylor whispers to Diamond, taking a huge sip of wine. "Do you know if Hannah is coming to the banquet or not? It's not gonna be the same without her here..." Diamond asks. "Who gives a shit. All she's gonna do is have some annoying 'I told you so' attitude towards us the entire time." Taylor says, taking more sips of wine. "You know I can turn the car around, right babe?" Cody says, looking at Hannah in the passenger seat. They have been sitting in the car for twenty minutes, just staring at the KNT house. "Hannah for real, we don't have to go." Lily says from the backseat. "No, it's fine. Let's go in." Hannah says, not budging. Cody and Lily stare at Hannah, waiting for her to move. "Ok, let's do this." Hannah says as she bursts out of the car. Cody and Lily follow suit. They all cross the street and get to the entrance of the property. They don't walk more than three steps before Taylor, Diamond, and Hylia block them. "Well look who decided to show up!" Taylor says, handing Hannah a glass of wine. "Oh and I see you brought Cody, the star quarterback of the football team! How long have you two been dating now? Like 7, 8 months?" Taylor continues to ask Hannah questions with a huge smile and condescending attitude. "Oh and who is this?" Taylor asks, looking at Lily. "I'm, uh, Lily. We've met like, a bunch of times before, Taylor." Lily says, shaking Taylor's hand. "Hm, I don't seem to recall." Taylor says. "Well the banquet is in the courtyard. Head on back there and get seated. We're gonna be starting soon." Hylia says. Just as the two groups begin parting ways, Diamond grabs Hannah's arm and hugs her. "Thanks for coming, Hannah. We've missed you around here." Diamond whispers to Hannah during the hug. "Hello family members of Kappa Nu Theta. Today, we celebrate our graduating class!" Ms. Kali, the house mother, says at the front of the courtyard. "These girls still have to deal with final exams, but I have the utmost confidence that these girls will pass with flying colors and prove that they are more than ready to take on the world." Ms. Kali continues. "I now ask all of the graduating girls to come up to the front and for our president, Taylor Swenson, to give a speech." Ms. Kali says as everyone claps. All of the graduating girls, all dressed in white, begin making their way to the front. Taylor then emerges from the crowd of girls and stands in front of them. "Hello everyone, my name is Taylor and I am this chapter's president." A small amount of claps. "Oh thank you, hehe. Anyways, I remember freshman year like it was yesterday. Many of the girls behind me were in the same pledge class! We've been through it all together. The highs, the lows, the laughs, and the heartbreak." Taylor continues. Hannah is tuning what Taylor is saying out. The girls are all encouraged to smile the whole time, so she's staring at Cody and Lily, her two rocks, the whole time to make her smile. But something strange catches Hannah's eye. She sees a figure moving behind Cody and Lily's table. "As some of you may know, it's been a hard year for many of us here." Taylor continues with her speech. The figure is wearing all white. Could one of the girls be late? "One of our sisters, Michelle, is still missing." Taylor says. This person looks so familiar, but she isn't one of the graduates. "No freakin way..." Hylia whispers. Hannah realizes that Hylia sees the person too. The person.....could it be....Michelle? Suddenly, in the middle of Taylor's speech, Diamond drops her wine glass, screams, then faints. Everyone gasps, as the girls try catching Diamond and aiding her. "Oh, um, well clearly it's still very hard for some of us." Taylor says, trying to defuse the situation. Diamond sits on the counter top in the kitchen, Hannah preparing her an icepack for her head. "Ok, who up and faints anymore?" Taylor says as she bursts through the kitchen doors. "Taylor.." Hannah says, trying to calm her down. "No, what was your deal out there?" Taylor asks Diamond. "It was Michelle. I swear I saw Michelle." Diamond says, looking at the ground. "It was her sister, dumb ass. News flash, everyone's fucking family is here. And might I say, you played it real cool. Definitely didn't look suspicious at all!" Taylor says, pissed off. "It's ok y'all. I just told everyone it was the heat that got to her head." Hylia says as she enters the kitchen. "Do you realize the only reason we haven't been sent to prison is because of lack of evidence? We can't start having panic attacks every time we see Michelle's sister." Taylor says quietly to Diamond. "Hey, is everything ok?" A girl says, cracking open the kitchen door. "Sorry for scaring you like that Diamond. My names Maraj. I'm Michelle's sister." Maraj says, entering the kitchen. "Nice to meet you Maraj. I'm happy you decided to come, despite what happened with your sister." Hylia says. "Yea, I thought it would be good to come visit. You know, get some closure." Maraj says, followed by a long awkward silence. "Well I also wanted to say that I decided to come to FOTP University and rush KNT next year!" Maraj says. "I think I'm gonna throw up..." Diamond says, running off. Taylor looks at Diamond, pissed off as Hannah follows Diamond to the bathroom. Taylor then looks back at Maraj and says "Well we would be more than lucky to have you, however greek rules prohibit potential rush members to participate in our events so I'm afraid you're gonna have to leave now." Taylor says, trying to get Maraj to leave. "Well I won't tell if you guys don't." Maraj says, trying to escape Taylor's grip. "So sorry, it's against the rules. So long now!" Taylor says, pushing Mara out of the kitchen. "WHO IS READY TO PARTY?" Two frat boys yell as they enter the kitchen. "Hey sis, where's my girl?" One of the boys says. "Well Hyun, she's having a heat stroke and vomiting in the bathroom. Why don't you go help her out a bit and let Hannah go be with her friends." Hylia says. "Friends? Are y'all not her friends?" The other says as he gives Taylor a kiss. "Jakob, sweetie, you know Hannah has been distant of us this year. Besides, that's less of her annoying, elitist attitude we have to deal with." Taylor says. "Hyun, go help your girlfriend." Hylia says. "Alright, alright, I'm going." Hyun says as he picks up the ice pack and walks to the bathroom. "Thanks for coming Hannah. It means a lot to me that you're here." Diamond says, crouching over the toilet. "Yea well I'm not staying here much longer." Hannah says. "I know you hate KNT now, but I'd still like to keep in touch with you after we leave. Would you be ok with that?" Diamond asks. "Of course." Hannah says, giving a light smile. "Oh, sick!" Hyun says, laughing and covering up his mouth and nose. "It smells like dead animal in here!" Hyun says, waving his arm around to get rid of the vomit smell. "Shut up idiot." Diamond says, laughing and pushing Hyun. Sylk and Royale then enter the kitchen. "Hey is everything ok?" Asks Sylk. "Yes bitch, we have everything under control. Now go back outside and deal with everyone." Taylor says. "God I love it when you tell these cunts what do do." Jakob says, all hot and bothered. "Oh do you now?" Taylor says back. The two begin making out in front of everyone. "So foul..." Royale says under her breath. Sylk hears and laughs. Hylia rolls her eyes and tells the two girls that everything is under control and that Slay is in charge of clean up tonight. "By herself? But we have to study for our chemistry final tonight." Royale says. "Sorry, we have to be at Tiny's mud pit party tonight." Hylia says. "Just fucking tell Slay to clean up or I'll make you do it." Taylor says before going back in to make out with Jakob again. "Y'all are gonna make ugly babies, by the way!" Sylk yells as she and Royale walk out of the kitchen. Taylor sticks up her middle finger at the two as they leave. "Bye y'all!" Slay says as she closes the front door. "Ok, lets get this cleaned up as soon as possible." Slay says to herself. She goes to the basement to get a broom and dustpan. Two hours have passed since the banquet ended and everyone left. Slay begins whistling her favorite church song, Sober by Selena Gomez. Suddenly she hears footsteps coming from above her. She stops whistling and looks up. A pair of dark books cover the cracks in the wood floor. They are standing right above her. After what seems like hours, the person finally walks away. Slay stays put in the basement until she hears the front doors open then close. She grabs the broom and slowly goes up the stairs to leave the basement. She slowly emerges out of the basement and looks around the room. No one seems to be around. "Hello?" Slay yells out. She hears a loud noise coming from the courtyard. "Taylor is that you?" Slay says, sounding scared. Just as she is about to move the curtains to look at who might be in the courtyard, the lights go out. "Shit..." Slay whispers. She grabs her phone out of her back pocket and starts calling Taylor. No answer. More noises coming from outside. She then dials Hylia. No answer. The sound of a door opening. Slay is motionless. Suddenly the door SLAMS shut. Slay jumps and lets out a loud scream, dropping her cell phone. She then hears footsteps inching closer and closer, getting faster with each step they take until it's basically a run. Slay picks up her phone and runs out of the house as fast as she can. She is able to get out of the house quickly and race to her car. When she gets into her car, she calls Diamond and tells her everything. Diamond says that it's ok for her to leave, she'll be ok. Slay has a giant sigh of relief as she gets off the phone and starts driving to the library. "Hey y'all, sorry I'm late!" Slay says as she sets her backpack on to the table. "Did Taylor really make you stay behind for two hours to clean up? Does this bitch not realize that our final exams are more important than cleaning?" Lia says. "Well it's so weird. I was cleaning up and I started hearing some noises. I went to the room where I heard the noises and the lights went out. I texted Diamond about it and she said that I can leave so!" Slay says. Rachel's phone then buzzes. She looks at the screen and a huge smile forms on her face. "Well I know Slay just got here, but.....I have to go." Rachel says, packing up her belongings. "And just where are you going?" Lia asks, somewhat knowing what's happening. "One of the boys I met at Sigma Phi's party last weekend wants some 'help' with his bio final project." Rachel responds. "Wait don't they have that mud pit party tonight that everyone is at?" Royale asks. "I don't know and I don't care. All I know is that Tiny Wiser is gonna give me some tonight." Rachel responds. "Well you have fun tonight girl!" Slay says, smiling. All of the girls giggle as Rachel waves goodbye. Knock knock knock. Rachel stands by the door of the Sigma Phi fraternity house, waiting for someone to let her in. She starts calling Tiny. No answer. Back at the library, Slay, Lia, Sylk, and Royale are all hard at work, studying for their finals when they all receive a group text. They all look at their phones and they all have a shocked look on their faces. Rachel calls Tiny again. Still no answer. Just as Rachel turns to walk away, she gets a text message from an anonymous number. "Let yourself in. I'm room 2309." She smiles and walks into the frat house. Hannah and Cody sit on a couch in the living room, watching a movie, when Hannah's phone starts ringing off the hook. The minute she picks up, she doesn't even have a chance to say hello before she hears Lia, Slay, Sylk, and Royale shouting. Rachel walks into room 2309, no one is there. "Hello? Is anyone home?" Rachel says. No one appears to be at the frat house. "Tiny, come on out!" Rachel yells, playfully. "I'll be right back, babe." Hannah says to Cody. She walks into her bedroom and whispers, "What do you mean you got a text from Michelle's number?" Rachel then walks past the bathroom, as she does she hears a shower turn on. She opens the bathroom door and says, "Tiny, is that you?" "Ok calm down y'all. What did the text say?" Hannah whispers into the phone. Rachel then walks into the bathroom and over to the shower stall that is turned on. Suddenly, the shower turns off. Rachel reaches for the shower curtain and pulls it open. No one. "It's time." Rachel then turns around and sees a person, dressed in an all black hooded gown standing behind her. She lets out a scream, but isn't able to run anywhere before the person lifts up a butcher knife and stabs Rachel in the chest. Rachel falls to the ground and tries to crawl away. The person then grabs Rachel's shoulder and flips her over. They then stab her again. And again. And again. And again. CAST: * means you are a series regular but do not appear in this episode @Taylor- Taylor Swenson @Hannah.- Hannah Rogers @Diamond- Diamond Jones @Hylia- Hylia DeMarco @Sylk- Sylk Travers @Liam- Lia Evans @Royale- Royale Mason @Daenerys- Cody James @Hyun.- Hyun DeMarco @Kali- Ms. Kali @Michael.- Michelle Probst* @Aidan.- Aidan Chen* @Halcyon- Jakob Rockefeller @Maraj- Maraj Probst @Tiny Little Bows- Tiny Wiser* @TattooedHeart- Lily Chapman @Dr. Slay- Slay Patterson @Rachel Berry- Rachel Berry
  39. 15 points
    Episode 1 - It Wasn't Love - Dec 7, 2017 473 Views Episode 2 - A Little Less Conversation... - Dec 16, 2017 216 Views Episode 3 - Becky With The Good Hair - Dec 30, 2017 276 Views Episode 4 - I'll Write Your Name - Jan 15, 2017 249 Views Episode 5 - A Dog Needs Water - Jan 16, 2017 242 Views Episode 6 - Careless Man's Careful Daughter - Jan 20, 2017 356 Views Episode 7 - Killer Within - Jan 27, 2017 200 Views Episode 8 - Scream - Feb 5, 2017 249 Views Episode 9 - It Was A Perfect Illusion - Feb 8, 2017 TBD After the season finale airs Wendy Williams Stan Productions will announce whether TLATON is being renewed for a second season or not! Don't miss the SEASON FINALE tomorrow only on FOTP!
  40. 15 points
    Character Guide Episode One - "Thank You For Being A Fag!" "This is it" Sylk thought, as she hit the upload button on her latest ASMR video, "Whispering... Cock In 80 Different Languages." After barely a minute had passed, Sylk noticed she was losing thousands of subscribers by the minute. "What could I have done wrong?" Sylk thought, however she eventually went on with her day. She was too excited to let this bring her down, as three wonderful ladies would be moving in with her today. Taylor Nylund, 68. Sylk had met her at the nearest Walmart while looking for extra-strength Trojan condoms, and they quickly hit it off. Taylor is... maybe not the brightest lady in the world, but she has a great heart. They share a mutual love for men and both have plans to go out to a strip club later tonight, where they will hopefully hit it off with a few hot daddies. Taylor's husband, Aidan, had sadly passed away a few months ago, and she was looking for a new place to stay. Once she told Sylk about this, her face immediately lit up and she offered Taylor a room at her place, as she was looking for roommates as well. Knock knock. Sylk hears the door and rushes to open it. "Hannah?" Sylk said, "I was really hoping this would be Taylor, but I guess you'll do!" Hannah glared at Sylk. Hannah was another one of the three ladies she had met along the way. Hannah Zbornak. 70. Her mother, Hylia Zbornak, was coming along with her as well. Sylk had three rooms available, one for each. Hylia had been living at the nursing home a few blocks down, Shady Penis, but it sadly burned down recently. No one is really sure what happened, although Hannah likes to think it was due to Hylia playing one of her many Tori Amos CDs one too many times. "Hello there, Hylia!" Sylk said. "Oh hey there, I've heard a lot about you. Keep your giant dildo collection away from both myself and my daughter." Hylia said. "Well hello to you too!" Sylk says back to her, as she carries Hylia's suitcase into the next room. "I'm sorry, Sylk, my mother suffered a small stroke a few years back, which was rendered her an annoying cunt." Hannah says, walking with her suitcase alongside Sylk. Knock. Knock. Knock. Sylk hears the sound of the door again, and she heads back to the living room to open it. "Hey there!" Taylor says, letting herself in immediately. "Oh finally, I was hoping it was you, Taylor!" Sylk says back. As Taylor makes her way in, she sees Hannah and Hylia sitting on the couch, and she immediately waves and introduces herself. "Oh hey, you must be Hannah and Hylia Zbornak? I'm Taylor!" she says. "Hi Taylor, yes, my name is Hannah and this is my mother, Hylia." Hannah says back to her. "Great, we've all met! Now let's get this party started!" Sylk says. "Wait, what party?" Taylor says, looking confused. Sylk went shopping earlier and bought a new Mariah Carey vinyl for her record player. She puts it on, and it starts playing. ♫♪ "Somewhere in another life... we stole a moment in time.." ♪♫ "Turn that shit off, you slut. My ears are bleeding, and I don't even have my hearing aids turned up." Hylia says to Sylk. "You are nothing but a JLo stanning rat! And as Godriah Carey is my witness, I will never apply your wig again!" Sylk says in response to Hylia. "Again? My wig remains firmly planted on my scalp, in fact, I think my real hair grew back after hearing that god awful song." Hylia says. "Ladies, ladies, let's not start fighting less than an hour after moving in with each other. This is not a good sign!" Taylor says to everyone. They all agreed. "I have an idea!" Taylor says, as she makes her way to the Kitchen. "Let's cook dinner, I'm starving!" Taylor begins cooking, while Sylk turns on her new 4k Ultra HD Flatscreen TV, where she searches for the latest episode of Wendy Williams. Hylia searches for her suitcase, where she finds her vinyl addition of "Music Of The Sun" to put on and drown out Sylk saying "how you doin'?" back to Wendy on the TV. The ladies all eat dinner, and then Sylk and Taylor head to their rooms to get ready for that strip club they planned on going to. Sylk makes sure to get out her best wig, meanwhile Taylor finds her best push-up bra. It is now 9:00 PM, and both ladies are ready. They head back out to the living room and ask Hannah if she'd like to join them. "No, thank you. I don't really do strip clubs." Hannah says. "Legend has it Hannah has not seen a man unclothed since 1983, I wouldn't invite her to your activities, ladies!" Hylia says to both Sylk and Taylor. They all laughed. Both of them head to the front door and leave, yelling out "We'll tell you all about it when we're back, ladies! Don't burn the house down while we're gone!" They both speed off in Taylor's sports car, and the lyrics to Taylor Swift's "Wildest Dreams" blaring from the radio can be heard even inside the house. Just as Hannah starts heading for the bathroom, she hears a knock at the door. She heads to the door and opens it... "Cody?!" Hannah says frantically. "What are you doing here?" she asks Cody as her heart starts pounding.... Cast: * = main cast, not in this episode ** = recurring role, or future main cast member / not yet introduced in the Character Guide *** = will be a guest star in the future @Taylor as Taylor Nylund @Sylk as Sylk Devereaux @Hannah. as Hannah Zbornak @Hylia as Hylia Petrillo @Daenerys as Cody Zbornak @Kali as Kali Swift* @TattooedHeart as Lily Zbornak* @Saiga as Saiga Ciccone* @Hyun. as Hyun Williams* @Diamond as Scott Clark* @Hermione as Herman Smith** @Halcyon as Jakob Thompson** @Maraj as Maraj Minaj** @Aidan. as Aidan Nylund (deceased) @Dr. Slay as Slay Robinson*** @Juinae as Juinae Garcia*** @Royale as Royale Carey***
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    CAST @Taylor as Taylor Jerkimayer @Hyun. as Hyun Tanaka @Hannah. as Hannah Dimaggio @Hylia as Nurse Hylia AnitaDique @Aidan. as Professor Aidan Monahan @Saiga as Principal Saiga Winston @Sylk as Professor Sylk L. Coxs @Venus as a Boy as Dr.Joel Foster @TattooedHeart as Lily Uchrich @Juinae as Juinae Hancock @#Music as Daniel Bobdection @QUINN as Quinn Warlick @Dr. Slay as Slay Mayfla @blankdreams. as Blank Flies @Kali as Professor Kali Mccormick @Daenerys as Cody Garrett @WinnieThePooh as Winnie Benardo @Liam as Liam Decson @Skyline as Skyline Vermon @Jae as Jae BendmeOhver @Limn as Limn Oliver @Rachel Berry as Rachel Carey And now the incredibly diverse Crew! Writer: Sylk Director: Sylk Editor: Sylk Costume Designer: Sylk Theme Song By: Sylk Sound Editor: Sylk Location Manager: Sylk Caterer: Sylk Chef: Sylk Daycare Manager: Sylk That is all <3 xoxo
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    Here's another collection of the Wendy Reaction Pics! Enjoy For Part 1 click here Smirk Wendy 3 Shocked Glasses Wendy Shocked Dressing Room Wendy Shocked Wendy The Re Up Shook Wendy 2 Teary Eyed Wendy The Fuck Wendy Deep Thought Wendy 2 Whip my hair back and forth Wendy Weird Dance Wendy 2 (a @Hylia special) Bulging Eyes Wendy Closet Wendy Hot Topics Explanatory Wendy Deep Thought Wendy 3 Give Up Wendy Mmm Hmm Wendy Give Up Wendy 2 Monster Wendy Normal Shaking Wendy Ogre Wendy Doesn't Make Any Sense Wendy Heart Wendy Orly Wendy AND FOR THE FIRST TIME... SHOOK WENDY GIF Here's an Imgur link:http://imgur.com/a/NXPJu Thank you everyone! Enjoy!
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    I have news. I have successfully made a account on ATRL. Yes, it is true. I will now be moving to ATRL permanently. I know you will all miss me, and I will miss you all too. But it is for the best. I feel very out of place her. I know a lot of people like me. But I feel like I'm become increasingly more unpopular and hated. A select few group of members, always posting and being rude. I try not to let it get to me. But sometimes it does. And so I'm leaving, and hopefully everyone on ATRL will be nice. To the newer and older members on here. I wish you luck, and a tip. Do not gain access to NHB. A select group of older members are trying to make it a true hell hole. Where they can say anything they want, and cyber bully people. All while hiding under the guise of "You knew what you got yourself into". It's really sad. I tried to calm down the vileness in NHB. And was successful for a while. But a few keep trying to keep it alive. Every time I go in there, there is always something negative about me. Every time I make a thread the first posts are always something negative. I'm labeled a troll, when all I actually wanna do is make people laugh. That's what I first visited this site for. Amusement. Granted I did sometimes go overboard. My crazy HOW threads and Lounge threads. Not hate. Not bullying. The anonymity the internet provides, has made some people incredibly inconsiderate and rude. A little more news before I go. I was actually 36. That is true. So for all you people who always made fun of me for being "a 40 year old creep". You were close. But I'm no creep. I was just a normal person looking to find friends on this forum. I'm sure many of you could relate. I think this is all I had to say. This will be my last blog, hell, my last post on this site. My first thread I was just kidding, but after thinking. I think this choice is the best for me. Goodbye Fotp, it was a good 2 years. Sincerely, Jacob. yep, that is my real name.
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    This was the first time I told someone, face-to-face. The person I told to always supported the LGBTQ community so I knew their reaction would be positive, but Idk why for some reason I was so scared. It felt like my heart would explode. Thankfully, the reaction was positive. My heart is honestly so full of love rn. But I'm still scared, I'll have to come out to basically everyone I meet in my life, only if they have a terrible gaydar ofco cause you can spot the fag in me from miles away lol. Honestly can we all just end coming out? I was ghay the second I came out of my mother's womb, maybe even before that, a tiny gay zygote. Jokes aside, I want to be a parent someday and it would honestly KILL me to know that my child is hurting so much to be who they are, or anyone close to me for that matter. Thank you to everyone who supported me and gave me the courage to do this. <3 Let's celebrate with this ethereal bop by the queen Riana Rodriguez!
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    A Dangerous Woman strikes again! After last week's scandal of TBY still being on the charts, now the case is resolved! Ariana Grande's 'Thinking Bout You' jumps right back up to #1 after being #2 for 2 weeks straight! But Ariana isn't the only person who is Thinkin Bout You, Frank Ocean's Thinkin Bout You debuts at #10 randomly. ZAYN comes in at #2 with his new single 'Still Got Time' which is featuring R&B singer PARTYNEXTDOOR. Australian female rapper Iggy Azalea bounces to #3 with her boppy single 'Mo Bounce', speaking of female rapper Nicki Minaj makes TWO appearances this week with re-entry 'Regret In Your Tears' and her feature on David Guetta's 'Light My Body Up' which also features Lil Wayne. Drake's slow house jam 'Passionfruit' comes in at #9 and Beauty & The Beast's Emma Watson debuts at #5 with soundtrack song 'How Does A Moment Last Forever'. THE ARTIST CHART IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER! After a 2 week hiatus on the artist chart, it is FINALLY back. Ariana Grande snatches ANOTHER #1 on the Artist chart this week while the legendary Mariah Carey is sitting pretty and unbothered at #2 (surprisingly this is Mariah's first debut on the artist chart!) Britney Spears, Nicki Minaj, and Kylie Minogue both reach new peaks this week. As other new artists like ZAYN, Emma Watson, and Little Mix burst on the artist chart, we're expecting that the artist chart won't change too much next week. We'll have to wait and see, who will be #1 next week? It's all up to you. Will TBY still be #1 next week or will someone else decide to snatch the #1 spot?
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    Hi welcome everyone to the launch of my latest iconic project called "#MusicCHARTS"!! It's a very simple thing; I will post a weekly chart based around my last.fm scrobbles mainly with some small commentary! It's gonna be very fun because I'll get to teach you all what TASTE feels like! Yes I'm looking right at you @blankdreams.! but well you have improved a LOT lately tho! So yeah! Expect this to flop for filth with my UNIQUE drawings as graphics! @Hyun. & @Luca. who???2? Since I listen to loads of random shit & sometimes my own songs, expect the unexpected to chart! See you all on Friday! First chart!
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    Scream Queens: FOTP Row Episode 5 - Graduation "Hey Taylor, come down! We need to get a picture together!" Diamond yells from the living room. Diamond is in her hooded graduation gown, a white dress underneath, and white heels. "You can't rush perfection!" Taylor yells back from her bedroom upstairs. "Imagine thinking her look is perfection..." Royale whispers to Lia. "Ok cunts, time for the grand reveal!" Taylor announces from the top of the staircase. Taylor then starts to slowly walk down the stairs, flipping her hair. She then abruptly stops, looking pissed. "What the fuck Royale, why aren't you taking pictures of my descent? Now we have to start over." Taylor says stomping back up the stairs. Royale, Lia, and Slay mumble to each other and laugh, obviously making fun of Taylor. Diamond can't help but let out a small laugh. Once Taylor makes it back up to the top of the stairs, she makes sure to make one last, loud stomp then says in a snarky tone, "Ready?" Royale then looks at Lia and rolls her eyes back to Taylor. "Yes queen. Of course. Your personalized paparazzi is ready whenever you are!" Royale says in the most sarcastic tone possible. Taylor then begins her descent down the stairs again, flipping her hair and acting like a full blown model. Royale starts taking pictures left and right, screaming "work! slay! yes queen! omg yes wig! weeeerrrrk!" as she over exaggerates the picture taking process. Taylor then gets to the bottom of the stairs and demands to look at the pictures. As she looks through the camera roll, she cant help but have a shocked and disgusted look on her face. "Oh my god, these are all HORRIBLE. Royale stop acting like an obnoxious cunt and take a GOOD picture for once in your miserable life." Taylor says shoving the camera into Royale. "I'm going back up these stairs, and we are going to take a good picture dammit." Taylor yells as she stomps back up the stairs, louder than before. "And where the fuck is Sylk?" Taylor yells. Aidan lays in bed, eyes closed, with the biggest smile on his face. He cant help but let out a huge moan. However, the pleasure soon ends when the sound of a phone starts to buzz across the room. "Shit I forgot to turn that off." Sylk says as she pops out from under the sheets, on top of Aidan. Sylk then gets out of bed, wearing nothing but her underwear, and goes over to her phone. "Who is it?" Aidan asks. "Oh it's just Diamond. The girls are probably wondering where I am. I'm supposed to help Taylor, Diamond, and Hylia get ready." Sylk says as he turns the phone on silent. "Now, where were we..." Sylk says, walking back over to the bed. The phone then starts to vibrate and Sylk stops dead in her tracks. "You what, it's ok. You can take it. You'll probably get in a lot of trouble if you don't answer it anyway." Aidan says as he puts his underwear back on under the sheets. "You sure you don't want me to finish?" Sylk says. "Nah it's good. I need to get ready for graduation anyway. My gown is at the cleaners so it's gonna take me a bit longer." Aidan says. "Why is your gown at the cleaners...?" Sylk says. "Oh, no reason..." Aidan says, walking into the bathroom. Sylk then looks at the bathroom door, where Aidan is, with a confused and worried look on her face. She then picks up her phone and starts texting Royale. "I think I'm on to something." "I look out into the audience of my peers and I see so much potential." Cody says on the graduation stage, giving his valedictorian speech. Hannah and Lily are sitting next to each other in the third row, while Taylor, Diamond, Jakob, and Hyun sit behind them with an empty chair next to Diamond for Hylia. "Being your class valedictorian was truly a struggle since you are all probably the most competitive and most intelligent group of people I have ever encountered in my life." The audience laughs. "So where is Hylia..." Hannah whispers to Taylor and Diamond. "We don't know." Taylor whispers back. "She texted us saying she wasn't gonna make her own graduation." Diamond whispers. Lia, Royale, and Slay all sit next to each other in the bleachers, watching the graduation. Sylk then quickly moves over to her seat next to Royale and whispers a hello to the other girls. "Where have you been?" Royale whispers. "Did you check your phone?" Sylk whispers back. "Taylor took my phone since I didn't take any good pictures of her walking down the stair case." Royale whispers. "Thank you to the entire staff of FOTP University for putting up with this classes bullshit for four to five years. It's been a good run." Cody continues with his speech. "Why are you talking to them?" Lily whispers. "I don't hate Diamond." Hannah whispers back. Taylor then leans in and says "I can hear you, by the way." Hannah then looks back and says "Good. Now we don't have to pretend anymore." She then turns back around and watches Cody finish his speech. "Congrats graduates, we did it!" Cody shouts into the microphone. Everyone in the audience then applauds. After the graduation ceremony, everyone is celebrating in the huge courtyard. Jakob pops open a bottle of champagne as him, Diamond, Hyun, and Taylor all cheer and have champagne poured into a glass. Hannah and Lily meet up with Cody, not too far from the others. "Hey babe, how was my speech?" Cody says, giving Hannah a kiss. "It was really good!" Hannah says. "Was it? I think I messed up on one part cause I was so nervous." He says. "Cody, don't stress. It was a really good speech." Lily says. "Hey Hannah, congrats!" Hannah hears as a hand touches her shoulder. Hannah turns around and sees Maraj. "Oh hey Maraj." Hannah says, shocked that she's actually here. "Why aren't you with the other girls over there?" She asks as she points over to Diamond and Taylor, now joined by Sylk, Lia, Royale, and Slay. "Oh...um...we aren't that close anymore." Hannah says, not knowing what else to say. "Well that's a shame, since y'all are sorority sisters and all." Maraj says. "Yea, that's actually a load of shit. The whole sisterhood thing." Lily says. "Is it now?" Taylor says, walking up to the group. "Careful now, Lily. You don't know just how much that load of shit is actually true. You're good friend Hannah should know." She continues. "Hey Maraj, KNT is having our graduation party tonight, you should come." Hannah says, trying to defuse the situation. "Oh but wait sweetie, potential pledges can't come to official KNT events! It's in the greek by laws, look it up while you sit in your hotel room tonight!" Taylor says. "Well, I wont say anything if you don't." Maraj says. "Something tells me we've already been through this. Now scatter." Taylor says, shooing Maraj away. "Hannah, text me later ok?" Maraj says as she walks away. Hannah gives a small smile and a thumbs up. The group then just has an awkward silence for what feels like forever. Taylor then says, "Hannah, champagne?" Hannah rejects the offer but Taylor insists and grabs on to Hannah's arm, pulling her away from the group. "Alright bitch, let's talk about the giant barbed wire dick that's been lodged so far up your ass that you can't even look in my direction without you wanting to murder me." Taylor whispers as they walk. "You wanna know why, Taylor?" Hannah says, stopping in her tracks. Taylor then puts her arms out, saying "duh". Hannah can't help but feel enraged. "I always knew you are the biggest bitch to walk this earth. I always knew you were the most selfish. I always knew you were the most stuck up. However, ever since the night with Michelle, you've truly shown just how fucking VILE you are. You are a disgusting human being." Hannah says quietly but sternly. Both Hannah's group and Taylor's group are watching the two talk. "I am so sick of you blaming Michelle's death on me. You are just as guilty as I am." Taylor says. "No do not put this on me." Hannah says. "You could have stopped me from making them play Russian roulette. You could have stopped me from hazing them. You could have stopped the entire event, but no. You are so sad and insecure and lonely on the inside that you couldn't BEAR to think about what it would be like to not be friends with me anymore. That's why you keep coming back to us, no matter how much you proclaim to hate us. You have hidden this secret too. You played just as much a part in it as everyone else." Taylor says. Hannah is at a loss for words with tears starting to form in her eyes. "You are so fucked up." Hannah says before walking away. "Hannah hey, what's wrong?" Lily says as she sees tears streaming down Hannah's face. "Nothing, lets just go please." Hannah says. "What did Taylor say to you?" Cody says, wiping a tear away. Lily then storms off, walking towards Taylor. "Hey wait, Lily don't!" Hannah yells out at Lily. "Hey Taylor!" Lily yells. Taylor then turns around and sees Lily swing her fist and punch her directly in the eye. Taylor then falls to the ground. "FUCKING PSYCHO BITCH" Taylor yells as she lays on the ground. Sylk, Royale, Lia, and Slay all look at what just happened with mouths wide open and huge smiles, Lia even letting out a slight laugh. "Holy shit..." Diamond says. "I don't know what you said, nor do I really care, but if you EVER make Hannah cry, I'll do more than just punch you in the eye." Lily says as she grabs the champagne glass out of Diamond's hand and pours it on Taylor. "Girls quick, go back to the house and start getting the house ready for the party tonight. I get the feeling Taylor isn't going to want to mess around later." Diamond says to Lia, Sylk, Slay, and Royale. "Did y'all fucking see her go down I was busy drinking my champagne." Slay says as they walk away. "I should have photographed it. Maybe then she would have been happy." Royale says as all of the girls laugh and walk off. "HEY. Just who do you think you are?" Jakob yells, storming towards Lily. "What are you gonna do, punch a girl?" Lily says back calmly. "Back off of her." Cody says, getting in between Lily and Jakob. "Yall please..." Hannah says from behind. "Shut up slut." Hyun yells, now standing next to Jakob. "Did you just call my girlfriend a slut?" Cody says. "Honestly Cody, just punch them in their balls and lets just go." Lily says. "These douche bags have balls? Would be a surprise to me!" Cody says. "FUCKING HELP ME UP WHY AM I STILL LAYING ON THE GRASS!" Taylor yells out to Jakob, dramatically laying on the ground. "You better watch your back." Jakob says as he walks away and points his finger in Cody's face. "Or what, you gonna have your rich dad sue us to death?" Lily yells. "Let's go babe." Cody says to Hannah as they walk off. "And now to our main anchor, Dan Bling, with tonights breaking news story. Dan!" "Yes thank you. This is Dan Bling with tonights breaking story. Tiny Wiser has been caught red handed in the Battlegrounds Woods just next to FOTP University's campus. He was caught wearing his hooded graduation gown. He has now been brought into custody and is being questioned by police now." "Holy shit, I can't believe they found him." Lia says, as she turns the TV off. "Yea and he was wearing that graduation gown. I guess he was the killer after all, Sylk." Royale says. "Ok girls, now y'all know the rules. This is your one night to have the house all to yourself. Please don't destroy it, that's all I ask." Ms. Kali says. "We won't Ms. Kali!" All of the girls say. Ms. Kali then blows a kiss to all of the girls and leaves the house. "Alright, we need to get the party stuff out and start decorating." Sylk says. "I can't wait to see how bad of a black eye Taylor has. I'm gonna take a picture of it and make it my phone background for the next twenty years." Lia says. "Ok guys really, lets get this started. Slay and Lia, do you mind going down to the basement and getting all of the stuff out for us and we can start setting up?" Sylk says. "Sure, let's go Slay." Lia says. Slay and Lia slowly walk into the basement, Slay seeming super nervous. "I know Tiny was caught and everything, but I can't help but feel scared when I'm down here, ya know?" Slay says. "Yea, I understand. Especially since we stored the tarp we used to wrap Michelle up in in the other room down here." Lia says. "Speaking of which, I think the stuff we're gonna need for the bar is in that room. Let me go get it. You get the random decorations and fabrics over there." Lia says, pointing in the opposite direction. Lia then walks into the other room and Slay walks over to the decorations. She begins looking at what she thinks would be cutest and the necessities and takes them off the giant rack. She stops suddenly though since she hears a ruffling sound coming from the other side of the basement. The ruffling sound continues, making Slay's heart beat a hundred times a minute. Slay begins breathing more and more heavy as she starts to walk over to the sound. Suddenly a family of mice scatter out from under a bunch of fabric and scare Slay. She lets out a huge screams and knocks over the huge rack, making everything fall. "Is everything ok in there?" Lia shouts from the other room. Slay yells back that she's ok as she starts to pick herself up. She notices she has a big cut on her knee. She starts picking up everything that fell but then she hears another sound behind her. She turns around and sees a person dressed in a hooded graduation gown standing behind her. "Very funny Lia. Take that off and stop trying to scare me." Slay goes back to picking everything up, but the person continues to stand behind Slay in silence. She turns around again and whispers, "Lia is that you." Silence. Slay's heart starts beating fast again and just before she lets out a huge scream, the person pulls out a knife and stabs her in the chest. Slay falls to the ground, landing in all of the party decorations. The person then stabs her again for good measure. "Slay, Lia, hurry it up!" Royale yells from upstairs. The person hears Royale and runs off just as Lia exits the other room and shouts back, "I'm coming!" Slay, still breathing, tries to shout out to Lia for help but can't. Lia doesn't see Slay laying in all of the junk, so she continues up the stairs, leaving Slay in the basement to bleed out. CAST: * means you are a series regular but do not appear in this episode @Taylor- Taylor Swenson @Hannah.- Hannah Rogers @Diamond- Diamond Jones @Hylia- Hylia DeMarco* (Mentioned) @Sylk- Sylk Travers @Liam- Lia Evans @Royale- Royale Mason @Daenerys- Cody James @Hyun.- Hyun DeMarco @Kali- Ms. Kali @Michael.- Michelle Probst* (Mentioned) @Aidan.- Aidan Chen @Halcyon- Jakob Rockefeller @Maraj- Maraj Probst @Tiny Little Bows- Tiny Wiser* (Mentioned) @TattooedHeart- Lily Chapman @Dr. Slay- Slay Patterson @Rachel Berry- Rachel Berry* SPECIAL GUEST STAR: @#Music- Dan Bling Tiny arrested #LilySNAPS Another KNT girl dead The season is also now officially half way done, we're getting down to the wire!
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    Welcome To The FOTP Big Brother 4 Archive! Original Thread: Season Airdates: December 1-22 Houseguests, Their Placements, and Their Stats 1. @TattooedHeart 2. @Saiga 3. @Jae 4. @Diamond 5. @Rico 6. @Daenerys 7. @Maraj HOH Wins: 4 HOH Wins: 3 HOH Wins: 2 HOH Wins: 0 HOH Wins: 0 HOH Wins: 4 HOH Wins: 3 Veto Wins: 3 Veto Wins: 2 Veto Wins: 4 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 2 Veto Wins: 2 BotB Wins: 0 BotB Wins: 0 BotB Wins: 3 BotB Wins: 0 BotB Wins: 1 BotB Wins: 0 BotB Wins: 1 Times Nominated: 2 Times Nominated: 3 Times Nominated: 9 Times Nominated: 5 Times Nominated: 4 Times Nominated: 4 Times Nominated: 5 Votes Against: 1 Votes Against: 2 Votes Against: 17 Votes Against: 10 Votes Against: 3 Votes Against: 19 Votes Against: 9 *Fan Favorite* 8. @Liam 9. @Tiny Little Bows 10. @Hyun. 11. @Skyline 12. @Michael. 13. @QUINN 14. @WinnieThePooh HOH Wins: 2 HOH Wins: 3 HOH Wins: 1 HOH Wins: 3 HOH Wins: 3 HOH Wins: 2 HOH Wins: 2 Veto Wins: 2 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 1. Veto Wins: 1 Veto Wins: 2 Veto Wins: 1 BotB Wins: 3 BotB Wins: 0 BotB Wins: 1 BotB Wins: 2 BotB Wins: 4 BotB Wins: 2 BotB Wins: 2 Times Nominated: 8 Times Nominated: 2 Times Nominated: 3 Times Nominated: 7 Times Nominated: 6 Times Nominated: 6 Times Nominated: 4 Votes Against: 4 Votes Against: 10 Votes Against: 6 Votes Against: 6 Votes Against: 12 Votes Against: 14 Votes Against: 11 Jury | Pre-Jury | 15. @Holly | 16. @Juinae 17. @Rachel Berry 18. @Sylk 19. @Dr. Slay 20. @Luca. 21. @#Music HOH Wins: 1 HOH Wins: 0 HOH Wins: 0 HOH Wins: 1 HOH Wins: 1 HOH Wins: 0 HOH Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 1 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 2 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 0 BotB Wins: 0 BotB Wins: 0 BotB Wins: 0 BotB Wins: 0 BotB Wins: 0 BotB Wins: 2 BotB Wins: 0 Times Nominated: 2 Times Nominated: 1 Times Nominated: 1 Times Nominated: 2 Times Nominated: 1 Times Nominated: 4 Times Nominated: 1 Votes Against: 11 Votes Against: 9 Votes Against: 7 Votes Against: 19 Votes Against: 9 Votes Against: 20 Votes Against: 12 22. @Aidan. 23. @SANDCASTLES 24. @Chris Pratt 25. @Venus as a Boy 26. @Royalty 27. @Nightmare HOH Wins: 0 HOH Wins: 0 HOH Wins: 0 HOH Wins: 0 HOH Wins: 0 HOH Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 0 Veto Wins: 0 BotB Wins: 0 BotB Wins: 0 BotB Wins: 0 BotB Wins: 1 BotB Wins: 0 BotB Wins: 0 Times Nominated: 1 Times Nominated: 2 Times Nominated: 1 Times Nominated: 1 Times Nominated: 0 Times Nominated: 1 Votes Against: 10 Votes Against: 14 Votes Against: 12 Votes Against: 0 Votes Against: 0 Votes Against: 15 Thank you all for playing! FOTP Big Brother 5 will begin March 2017!
  49. 14 points
    The Powerpuff Nudes: Episode Two Donuts, impact, and everything #pow These were the ingredients chosen To create the perfect little stans But Professor Saigonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction Chemical D Thus, The Powerpuff NUDES were born Using their ultra-super slayage Hannah Sylk and Taylor Have dedicated their lives to fighting flops AND THE FORCES OF DELUSION Mayor Hylia sits in his office, turning to his record player, he puts on a Vulnicura vinyl. He starts listening and snapping his fingers to the music as Ms. Easto walks in. "Oh don't you just love this music, Ms. Easto?" Hylia says happily. Ms. Easto clears her throat and sits next to Mayor Hylia. "Let's turn that music off...shall we?" She says with a seductive tone. She then reaches over the Mayor and turns the record player off. She scoots closer to the Mayor and says, "That's much better, don't you think?" Mayor Hylia starts getting turned on but is also somewhat nervous. "Umm Ms. Easto, is there something on your mind?" the Mayor says. "Well since you ask, I would love it if I could have the rest of the day off." Ms. East responds. "That's crazy talk! There's so much to do and..." Mayor Hylia stops mid-sentence as Ms. Easto starts to kiss him. When she stops kissing, he says "Ok yes, you're free to go." Ms. Easto says thank you and runs out of the room. Later that night, Ms. Easto storms into the mayor's office. The mayor still sitting in seat with the semi that Ms. Easto gave him earlier in the day. "Oh, Ms. Easto, are you back for more?" Mayor Hylia says as he starts unzipping his trousers. "MAYOR PUT THAT AWAY. QUICK, WE NEED TO CALL THE KIDS RIGHT NOW." Ms. Easto says in a panic. She runs to the phone and dials the number for The Powerpuff Nudes. "Kids, FOTPville's sex shop has just bee robbed!" Ms. Easto meets with Hannah, Sylk, and Taylor at the sex shop as the kids fly around the store looking for clues on who could have robbed the store. "There's no clues here Ms. Easto. We looked everywhere." Hannah says. "It was probably Sylk. His obsession with Shawn Mendes is getting way too sexual for his own good." Taylor says. "Shut up cow, my love for Shawn is completely normal." Sylk snaps back. "Kids now is not the time to argue with each other. We need to find out who did this before they strike again!" Ms. Easto says, worried. "Sorry Ms. Easto, there isn't really much we can do about it now. We'll just have to wait until they strike again." Hannah replies. The next day... Mayor Hylia sits at his desk, finishing some paperwork that will recognize November 21st as National Bjork Day. Suddenly, Ms. Easto appears in the doorway in a seductive manner. "Hello Mayor. How are you today?" Ms. Easto asks, strolling to his desk. "I'm...uh....doing fine heh...." Mayor Hylia replies as Ms. Easto begins unbuttoning the top of her blouse. "I have something to ask you sir. Could I have the rest of the day off?" She asks. "Uuhhhh umm yes um uh of course." The Mayor answers. "Oh thank you mister mayor!" Ms. Easto says. "Also, I emailed you some...pictures you may like." She says before kissing Mayor Hylia. She then skips out of the room and Mayor Hylia logs on to his email as fast as he can and sees that she sent him a series of Pietro Boselli nudes that were stolen from his hacked iCloud account. Later that night, Ms. Easto storms into the mayors office in a panic. "OH SHIT. Ms. Easto I'm so sorry I wasn't expecting you." Mayor Hylia says as he was caught whacking it to the Pietro pictures for the eighth time that day. "Mayor we need to call the PPN right away! The vinyl store was robbed!" Ms. Easto says. "There's no evidence again Ms. Easto." Hannah says. "It must have been the same criminal. He's really making sure we don't find out who he is." Taylor says. "We're just lucky Ms. Easto was here again to see it all go down." Sylk says. "I sure don't feel lucky..." Ms. Easto says as she begins to cry. "Oh Ms. Easto, why don't you go home and get some rest, I'm sure it's been a long day for you." Hannah says, comforting Ms. Easto. "Alright kids, thank you for always being there." Over the next five days, Ms. Easto and Mayor Hylia have similar exchanges. She seduces him, asks for the day off, goes somewhere that gets robbed, calls the PPN, and the PPN can't find any evidence. However, one day Ms. Easto doesn't show up for work at all. Mayor Hylia gets an email from an unknown address that is titled URGENT. OPEN AND READ NOW. Meanwhile, our heroes are wondering who it could be that's robbing all of these stores. "Maybe it was Hyunjo Jojo. He's been off the radar for a little too long now." Taylor says. "No it can't be him. Tove Lo just released Lady Wood Pt. Two so he's probably been obsessing over that the whole time." Hannah says. "Gangreen Gang? We only got two of the four members in prison. Maybe it was the remaining two?" Sylk suggests. "There's no way those dumpster kids did this. It's too well planned and thought out." Hannah says. The phone then begins to ring off the hook. "KIDS QUICK! MS. EASTO WAS TAKEN BY SEDUSA. SHE'S ASKING FOR A RANSOM. YOU HAVE TO SAVE HER. THE RANSOM SAID SHE'S AT MS. EASTO'S HOUSE." The mayor screams on the other line. "Alright guys, lets go save Ms. Easto!" Hannah says as they fly off to Ms. Easto's house. When they get to the house, Taylor uses his x-ray vision to see where in house Sedusa and Ms. Easto are. "I'm seeing two people in the west wing." Taylor says. "That must be them, let's go!" Hannah says. The PPN burst through the ceiling to save the day, only to see Sedusa apprehended and tied to a chair while Ms. Easto stands over her. "Ms. Easto? How did you do that?" Sylk asks. "Oh thank goodness you're here kids, Sedusa is the one that's been robbing all of those stores!" Sedusa starts moving around in the chair, making a bunch of noises trying to speak through the gag. "The details of how I did this are unimportant. The important part is that we get to send this crazy bitch to prison once and for all." Ms. Easto says. "Now, it's been an awfully long day, so if you don't mind..." Ms. Easto continues. "Oh yes, of course. Here let us help. Why dont you take a seat!" Hannah says as she grabs Ms. Easto's hand and flings her across the room. "You fucking crazy bitch, what has gotten into you?" Ms. Easto yells trying to get back up. "Shut up you ugly cow." Taylor snaps back. "You honestly think we believe you were a witness to every crime, got kidnapped, and single handily subdued Sedusa?" Sylk says. "Well think again..." Hannah says grabbing Ms. Easto hair. "....SEDUSA" Hannah yells as she pulls off Sedusa's mask. "Well well well, y'all figured out my plan didn't you." Sedusa says. "By the way, I've been meaning to ask, what do you girls think of my new weave?" Sedusa says as she shoots parts of her weave out at the PPN. Sylk gets caught by the weave and is rendered motionless, pretty much being cocooned by the weave. Then Taylor get's hit. Hannah gives it her all but she eventually get's hit as well. "Well that was easier than I thought." Sedusa says. "Now, who should I kill first? Hannah who's the leader or Sylk who's the under appreciated rat of the group." Sedusa says, making the weaves tighten on our heroes which start strangling them. "How about none of the above." Ms. Easto says, standing behind Sedusa. "What the hell, how did you break free?" Sedusa says. "Having sharp nails has more uses than making tapping ASMR videos." Ms. Easto says, taking off her Sedusa mask. "No worries, you can easily be defeated again." Sedusa says, shooting weave at Ms. Easto. "Ms. Easto help! This bitches weave is too dry and crusty! Save us!" Hannah yells. Sedusa misses every shot she makes, but Ms. Easto finds the time to tackle her. The two exchange punches and roll around on the floor more times than Ariana in any of her music videos. They both get up and Sedusa throws Ms. Easto through the back window. Ms. Easto lands in the backyard pool and stays underwater. "There, now the bitch will drown and I wont have to worry about my precious weave being wasted." Sedusa says, walking over to the edge of the pool. Suddenly, Ms. Easto bursts from out of the pool and grabs Sedusa by her ankles and pulls her into the pool. The two then starting fighting underwater but Ms. Easto is able to give a good punch right in Sedusa's cunt. This gives Ms. Easto enough time get out of the pool and start cutting through the weave wrapped around the PPN. Sedusa bursts out from the pool and screams, "Oh you thought a simple cunt punch would take me out? You have no idea what I'm made of..." Sedusa says as she starts trying to make her weave shoot out and capture Ms. Easto, however nothing happens. She tries again and again but nothing is working. "Wha...what happened to my weave. MY WEAVE IS FUCKING BROKEN. NOOOOOOOOOOO" Sedusa starts shouting. Ms. Easto cuts all of the heroes free and they all get to the pool. "That's what you get for buying your cheap ass weave at Goosey's store." Sylk says. The trio then fly to Sedusa and start beating her up one by one before the cops show up to arrest her. Later that evening... "Oh thank you kids for saving Ms. Easto, I just don't know what I would do without her!" Mayor Hylia says, running over to Ms. Easto and hugging her tightly. "Well Mr. Mayor, it was actually Ms. Easto that did most of the work. My siblings and I were caught in a bit of a.....hairy situation hehe" Sylk says. Taylor slaps Sylk and says "That was so god awful and painful to hear. Never speak again." AND ONCE AGAIN THE DAY IS SAVED THANKS TO MS. EASTO AND THE POWERPUFF NUDES! But wait.... "You want your daughter back don't you?" A man says. "Yes, I need my Princess back. I'll do anything." Princess' dad says. "Anything you say? I wouldn't say that if I were you. You don't even know what I'm capable of." The man says, his voice sounding creepier and creepier. "Please, Princess Morebitch is my daughter. She's a spoiled cunt but she's my whole world." Princess' dad says with tears in his eyes. "Fine, I will wire you some money so you can have the best lawyer's imaginable and Princess will get off for her crime." The man says. "Oh thank you. Thank you...." Princess's dad says before being cut off. "But in exchange, I will need for you and your daughter to be my servant for the rest of time. You will do what I say when I say it. You will kill who I say you need to kill. Rob any store I say. Got it?" The man says, with an almost demonic sounding voice. Princess' dad stands there, tears flowing down his face, then after a long silence he says, "You have a deal." Cast (In Order of Appearance): Professor Saigonium - @Saiga Hannah - @Hannah. Sylk - @Sylk Mayor Hylia - @Hylia Ms. Easto - @Impossible Princess Hyunjo Jojo (Mentioned) - @Hyun. Gangreen Gang (Mention) - @Rachel Berry, @Daenerys, ?, ? Sedusa- @TattooedHeart Mystery Character - ? Princess' Dad - @Maraj Princess Morebitch (Mentioned) - @Liam
  50. 14 points
    I woke up at about 5 AM today because my dad was having surgery today, and so my parents and I got everything packed for the hospital and headed up there, and before long they took him back to begin the pre-op process. My grandpa arrived at the hospital right afterward, followed by my grandma (they're divorced), so it was my mom and I sitting with the how of them in the waiting area and things were going pretty great, and everyone was getting along. I got up to use the bathroom, but when I came back my mom had tears in her eyes, which I assumed were just related to her being worried about my dad. I asked her what was wrong, and she replied "I'm just pissed off at how people are judging other people like this", with my grandma firing back "well some people just have opinions that everyone doesn't agree with". Clearly, something happened during my trip to the bathroom. I asked my mom if she wanted to get up and walk with me for a minute so I could find out what happened, so we walked off into a hallway, and she began telling me what happened, which took me for a complete spin. A cousin of mine, who happens to be a lesbian, hot brought up in a conversation and my grandpa said "it's not related to my religion, but I just don't believe in the gay lifestyle" followed by my grandma actually saying how she doesn't "understand" the gay lifestyle either. My mom had gotten mad over them talking like that due to her support of the LGBT community, and that's about when I had come out of the bathroom. I started crying because, well, both of my grandparents had just blatantly made homophobic remarks, something I never thought would never happen. These are the same grandparents I've known and loved my whole life. My mom and I sat back down, and my grandpa came up to me and said "I didn't know you felt so strongly about this, but I just don't approve of the lifestyle and I hope you can forgive me for that" (he doesn't, or didn't know I was gay at that moment). After he walked away, my mom went over to where my grandparents were sitting and basically dragged my grandpa over his hypocrisy, claiming to be a good Christian but casting judgement himself, then she came and sat back with me when she was finished. After we talked for a bit, my mom straight up asked me if I was gay. Naturally, I came out with it and said yes, and she told me she's had a feeling I was for years now and that it's not a problem with either her or my dad, and that they both love me no matter what. Shortly afterward, my dad came out of recovery and they had him in a room so we all went to find it, with my grandpa speaking like 5 words to my dad before leaving, afraid my mom would probably drag him again. My mom explained the whole thing to my dad, and as my mom and I were leaving the hospital for the night, he told me he was proud of me. That, and the moment with my mom, are moments I'll never forget. Unfortunately, my grandpa talking to me the way he did will also be a moment I never forget. tl;dr: In the midst of my dad having surgery, my grandpa told me to my face he didn't approve of the "gay lifestyle" and my grandma said she "didn't understand it", leaving me an emotional wreck pretty much. My dad's surgery was successful, and what matters now is that he's recovering and my parents 100% support me.


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