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  1. 12 points
    New members? Time to act up (insert avi)
  2. 12 points
    I'M SEEING CARLY AFTER ALL, BITCHES. And treating it like my damn wedding.
  3. 10 points
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    NRO is a massive bop now i understand why everyone calls Katy the “Queen of Pop” it all makes sense
  5. 10 points
    Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love @Hylia. I think she's a really interesting hip-hop dancer.
  6. 10 points
    My nan couldnt find her phone so my grandad called it and her ringtone is All I want for christmas is you the actual song
  7. 10 points
    FOTP in a nutshell
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    i won't set my grandma free until this tweet gets 100 replies of y'all streaming Never Really Over by Katy Perry this friday remember that she has diabetes and needs her insulin
  9. 9 points
    Finally I can post status updates hi yall, my first week on FOTP has been great!
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    Me seeing posts by 4-5 new members in a day. Is this the comeback of FOTP?
  12. 9 points
    Seeing the Spice Goddesses today
  13. 9 points
    Was hand keying an item into a self check register for a customer, and instead of “beige hose,” I accidentally put “beige hole.”
  14. 8 points
    So we are at a lbtq+ friendly resort on Gran Canaria and I talked to an older gay couple at the pool bar today and I told them that I was a Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande stan and they literally said: “Oh, you’re a bottom” (which is lowkey true but omg the audacity)
  15. 8 points
    Im making this status to bump @Hylias from the home page
  16. 8 points
    Every time I hear that awful Sucker song by the Jonas Brothers, it makes me think of that equally dreadful track Feel it Still by Portugal the Man
  17. 8 points
    Tell me love isn't true, it's just something that we do Tell me everything I'm not but please don't tell me to stop.
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    Earlier today, one of my co-workers was complaining about the rain outside, and this man purchasing a bible walked by us and said “all you need in bad weather is Jesus.” We both literally had the look on our faces
  20. 8 points
    I have THE worst love life. It’s such a joke at this point. I found out that the guy I was talking about excitedly a few days ago is racist; he says the n word and everything.
  21. 7 points
    All these new members joining...Did CoPD implode?
  22. 7 points
    “Two years and just like that, my head still takes me back” @Winnie.
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    Shawn Mendes looking for his next opportunity to tell us he’s not gay
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    Today I got a brand new copy of MDNA for 9 cents