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  1. 29 points
    Heard the most savage drag of all time at work today Me: “Have a great day!” Elderly man: “My neighbor is the one in the obituary instead of me, so I will have a great day”
  2. 29 points
    On 16th November, Legend vocalist Mariah Carey released her 15th Studio Album titled “Caution”. On the day of the album release, multiple wigs were reported missing and FOTP user Sylk had to be escorted to the ER. “We thought we were gonna lose him, it was scary.” a close friend by the name of @Hylia said. “He had severe burns on his scalp.” Said another insider, @Venus XCX. “I’m sending my thoughts and prayers.” Said a distant mutual @Lachlan. Sylk had immediately been put on a light dosage of Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel, the doctors reported. “We don’t want to give him anything strong, just the first verse and chorus of Candy Bling to keep his heart steady.” Doctor Ramanshan Amperputi told TMZ. After several hours of being closely monitored, he was allowed to be visited by next of kin, “It was really emotional for me to see him there, like that.” Said @Mitski who was one of the first to see him. “That bitch thought he could handle listening to Caution in one sitting…” Said long-time rival @Taylor By the evening conditions had improved enough for Sylk to be moved to a general ward, he had been shocked to learn that the patient he shared his room with was none other than @Royale. “Both of them are very dear to the Lambily on FOTP. We’re all praying for them.” Said a close friend of both, @LittleDudeNT5. The same evening, Sylk awoke to a mountain of flowers, towering as high as the room’s ceiling. So large, that a nurse attempting to change Sylk’s diapers had accidentally died when some of it had toppled onto her, rendering her unable to breath. The family of said nurse refused to file a lawsuit citing that they had too much respect and love for Sylk, instead they went out and purchased more flowers along with copies of Caution in honor of their departed one. Among the flowers were cards from the people that had sent them. “On behalf of the Lana clique, we wish you the best of health.” One said, signed by @Americunt and @Hunty Bear. “Come back to us in full health, legend.” @Divine and @Luca had written. “My son, my heart, come back to me, stay with me.” Pleaded @QUINN alongside a bouquet of Daffodils. Among well-wishers and fans, were also old flames, “Baby, don’t leave me. You’re my everything. I can’t live without you.” @Jae had written in a suspiciously red ink, “MARRY ME.” One had simply said, signed @Aidan. next to a heart shaped arrangement of white roses and a ring. “Stay with me.” @Joel had said. “With You…” another one simply read, atop a gorgeous vase of white lilies, Sylk’s favorite flower. That one had been signed by @Winnie.. More flowers and cards had been sent to Sylk than he could read. @TattooedHeart, @SWINΞ, @Baekhyun., @Dr. Slay, @Quill, @Hermione, @Chris Morlock etc had all sent written to him. His Pop Industry colleagues @CHANEL #1, @Habits, @RihannaRTT, @Chris Pratt, @Ghostface, @Party Monster etc pooled in their money to buy him a giant butterfly shaped flower arrangement with treats and trinkets stuffed in it. Fans @Infrared, @Liam, @Mamacita, @Merryem, @Michael., @Vulnicura.,@Arya@Dennis Reynolds, @Freaky Prince, @Entea @Urbanovand many more and even hater @Jjang had sent him well wishes. He was over the moon as he read them one by one. And by night, he had returned to full health, as the doctors played him Vision of Love with zero signs of wig snatching, he was ready to listen to Caution again. So, he arrived home, sat down on his computer and began his review for Caution, the album that had almost taken his life. GTFO I love it. It’s excellent. There is a certain type of tragedy to the mood of the song. It is really a very well-done song, you’d expect something titled ‘GTFO’ to be very tacky, but it’s far from it, it’s quirky, happy, sad, angry all at once. Although quite repetitive, she sounds amazing on it, the harmonies, the lyrics, the production, the random horn that appears every now and then. It’s one of those songs that really has a timeless quality to it. And the soft way of saying “Get the fuck out...”. We have decided to stan forever. I give it 4 Wendys. With You To put the rumors that I was a hater of this song to rest, yes, I hated it when it first came out. Hate is a strong word actually, perhaps I was just disappointed. GTFO was really good, and this song was first single? It was confusing to me. The main problem I had with this song was how monotonous it was, it didn’t really go anywhere. Mustard on that beat where? No wonder mustard is my least favorite condiment. But I have to say, hearing it now after a month, I’ve grown to like it. It’s quite a soft song and as someone exploring the realm of love at the moment, I can personally relate to it. I like it far more now than I did before. I give it 3 Wendys. Caution It’s okay we have 911 on speed-dial, just in-case we have another Hospital tangent coming on. So, this is the first new song on the album we hear. I like it a lot. That’s all I have to say about it. It’s not too exciting to me, but just enough to not have me reaching for the skip button. The harmonies at the bridge are very good. This is a classic Mariah song. I love the lyrics, it sets the mood for the rest of the album. I give it 3 Wendys. A No No Anyways… I cannot stress how much I don’t like this song. It’s cute for a certain moment. But it starts abruptly, it feels out of place and it just feels like a throwback moment, which now that I hear in the progression of the album, it makes sense, but I didn’t need it to make sense, I didn’t need to hear this at all, so we’re just gonna pretend we didn’t just do that. 2 Wendys. The Distance (ft. Ty Dolla Sign) What a gorgeous song. Just straight up bop. I love the different verses on it, I LOVE the cheerleading bit, love the Skrillex touch on it, the production is so good. Usually, I dislike when rap features croak and burp throughout a song *peep that Migos shade* but Ty is a good singer and his adlibs throughout the song add a really nice atmosphere. Her vocals are amazing, especially at the climax when she’s belting. And the cheerleading bit comes back again, layered on top of the final chorus, it’s a nice tie-in, I love it. I give it a full score, 5 Wendys. Giving Me Life (ft. Slick Rick and Blood Orange) I was really shocked by this song. The 6-minute length gave way for doubts in my head but Hylia had told me Blood Orange produced some really good stuff and I like Slick Rick (who hasn’t done much for a long-time, so the fact that he agreed to do this song, it must really be good.) so I was excited to hear it. And my wig for sure flew. Such a gorgeous production, the lyrics, “Living likes Babs, ‘cause it’s Evergreen” SHE HAD NO RIGHT. WHO TOLD HER SHE COULD DO THAT. The length is still an issue for me, but I’m minding it less and less with each listen. The outro is really gorgeous, feels like an Interlude that they just stuck together to avoid having a messy track-list, again I don’t mind it at all. I’m quite indecisive really, but in the general scheme of things, this song is excellent, and I love it. 5 Grammys-I mean Wendys! One Mo’ Gen I laugh when people say Mariah isn’t black, this bitch is hood. She jumped Cameron Diaz once. She knows all her hood lingo and One Mo’ Gen is one of them. Initial listen, it was really forgettable but after a second and third one, it grew on me. One of THE best songs on the album. The pre-hook is so gorgeous. “And once we lit this towering inferno… The temperature’s rising crack a window” WOW. Such a sexy and classy song. I love it with each listen. And of-course I cannot stress enough how good the production is, the little attention to detail. The little nooks and grannies she stuffed with her ad-libs, the subtle lyrics. And not to mention how good she sounds? She sounds confident and strong. And Slick Rick’s verse is one of my favorite features in her discography of all time. (Nas from Dedicated was threatened) Some of her best in a long long time. I give it 5 wendys. 8th Grade Initial listen, okay. 2nd listen, I AM WIGLESS. Lyrically the song is very hard for me to decipher? Usually I know what she’s singing about, but I can’t put my finger on it with this one. We have not had a single ‘break-up’ song on this album. (GTFO wasn’t really a break-up, just get the fuck out…) so this song is a first glimpse of a missing-a-love type moment or a miss-me type one I’m not sure. I love the melodies on it though, it’s laid-back, the production feels natural and again, the attention to detail. Very good. I give it 4 Wendys. Stay Love Long You (ft. Gunna) My skin crawls every time Gunna opens his mouth, someone get him a speech therapist, the mumble-rap ain’t cute. Mariah saves this song, I forgive Gunna just because of her, his rap is the worst on the album, perhaps the worst in her discography, but that’s okay, Mariah’s fiery puss has me all distracted from that and stanning. This has to be a single, it’s just too good to be wasted as an album cut. I give it 5 Wendys. Portrait It was very difficult for me to listen to this. My initial listen, I did tear up. I hear a lot of Petals on this song and I’ve always had a difficult time listening to her personal songs since they’re all too real and relatable for me. So I have to admit, I have not heard this enough times to really give a strong opinion on it, but I know what’s it about and I know that I like it and I will come back eventually and listen to it. I give it 5 Wendys. Overall score: Her best album in a long time. Definitely a Top 5 for me besides Butterfly, Daydream, Memoirs and MAIMTEC. What's so great about this album is that it's fresh and modern-sounding yet still sounds like Mariah. She has evolved instead of selling-out, evolved into a soft sensual crooner chanteuse that does not shy away from exploring her new-found confidence. This album is a testament of how legendary Miss Carey is. 28 years and still going strong, a victory lap in an industry that tried to dispose of her. I give it a full 5 out of 5. TOP CUT: One Mo' Gen BOTTOM CUT: A No No. TL:DR: Mariah is skinny and we stan forever!
  3. 29 points
    The problem is that you can't really hold her to the same standards that you'd hold a modern pop act to. The music industry wasn't really established in the way we conceive of it now, when she started her career. Her early successes with Sonny & Cher came at the right moment in the zeitgeist and she was really one of the defining female figures of the mid '60s in terms of fashion and contribution to the rumblings that eventually led to the Summer of Love. When the late '60s counterculture movements left her and Sonny by the wayside, she pulled off one of the first successful reinventions by a female artist, turning away from the hippie folk-rock image she'd cultivated early on to a more sophisticated, glamorous one. This was pretty much unprecedented at the time. She had three insanely big hits in the early seventies (the number one singles "Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves", "Half-Breed" and "Dark Lady") and kept herself in the public consciousness on TV with "The Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour" variety show, which was a huge success. After divorcing Sonny, she ran into kind of a fall in popularity from the late '70s to the early '80s, even though she was still putting out music pretty regularly. She had one Top 10 single, "Take Me Home" in 1979, but other than that, her singles weren't taking the charts by storm. A lot of people thought her career was basically over. This all changed when she began to take on acting in major film roles during the early '80s. She had toyed with acting a few times in the late '60s, but this was the first time she was taking on serious dramatic roles and gaining major acclaim for them. Her personal life was a bit of a wreck at this point and that led to a lot of tabloids keeping her name in the news. She paused her music career while taking on these acting roles. In 1987, she won the Academy Award for Best Actress. That same year, she made her musical comeback with a self-titled album and got her first Top 10 single in almost a decade. Continuing on this momentum, she released another album in 1989, which had all three of its singles hit the Top 10. During the early '90s, she contracted chronic fatigue syndrome and had to put a halt to her hectic lifestyle. She began to star in infomercials, as she was no longer physically capable of doing many of the things that had earned her money in the past, like acting and touring. Again, people started to count her out and called it the end of her career. After a few years, she got her physical health a little more in check and was able to record music more regularly and act again. In 1998, she was thrust into the headlines again when her ex-husband Sonny Bono died in a skiing accident. Weirdly, this brought her back into the public consciousness and allowed her to strike with an album that was a huge departure from her previous works: Believe. Notably, the title track is one of the first hit songs to use autotune. Obviously, this was a runaway smash success and gave her a fourth #1 single, a full 24 years since the previous one. So in summary, Cher is notable because she's been around literally forever and has had more comebacks after "career-ending" incidents than almost any other star in history.
  4. 28 points
    Today marks a year I overcame my suicidal thoughts. To anyone struggling, I commiserate and you are loved. Please don't for even a minute think you can't do anything because you can. Please don't ever stop believing in magic because thats what saved me. Dream loud and don't ever apologize for it. I wish you happiness. #Human
  5. 27 points
    Agugaga in BGs when Ariana drops one spot on the charts.
  6. 26 points
    oops! Can an artist that isn't big debut at #1? Only 15 other songs ever debuted number one btw and in 2018 she has 3 top tens, one of which is #1! looks like you're in the minority since everyone bought and streamed the #1 song thank u, next over Selena's past 5 pathetic failed attempts at a hit! yikes this aged poorly aged even more poorly you were wrong She now has two of the three things you claimed she'll never have. Will history repeat itself in February and prove you wrong once again? Perched to find out hihi aww poor you. it did. I'm sure there are many, MANY more posts from previous years but I didn't have the energy to search through all of the pressed and low key woman hating threads some of you made about her throughout the years. So FOTP, how does it feel to be wrong? Thank you, NEXT!
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    Apple Music: #1 United States #1 United Kingdom #1 Anguilla #1 Antigua and Barbuda #1 Australia #1 Austria #1 Bahrain #1 Barbados #1 Belgium #1 Belize #1 Bermuda #1 Brazil #1 British Virgin Islands #1 Bulgaria #1 Cambodia #1 Canada #1 China #1 Estonia #1 Finland #1 Greece #1 Grenada #1 Ireland #1 Jordan #1 Latvia #1 Lebanon #1 Lithuania #1 Luxembourg #1 Macau #1 Malaysia #1 Malta #1 Mongolia #1 Nepal #1 Netherlands #1 New Zealand #1 Norway #1 Oman #1 Papua New Guinea #1 Philippines #1 Poland #1 Portugal #1 Romania #1 Saudi Arabia #1 Singapore #1 Slovenia #1 South Africa #1 Sweden #1 Switzerland #1 Trinidad and Tobago #1 United Arab Emirates #1 Vietnam #2 Armenia #2 Azerbaijan #2 Botswana #2 Cape Verde #2 Cayman Islands #2 Costa Rica #2 Cyprus #2 Denmark #2 Egypt #2 Germany #2 Hong Kong #2 Indonesia #2 Kenya #2 South Korea #2 Sri Lanka #2 Zimbabwe #3 Argentina #3 Dominica #3 El Salvador #3 Fiji #3 Laos #3 Saint Kitts and Nevis #4 Israel #4 Kazakhstan #4 Kyrgyzstan #4 Mauritius #4 Swaziland #4 Uganda #5 Nicaragua #5 Uzbekistan #6 Paraguay #6 Slovakia #6 Taiwan #7 Czech Republic #7 Honduras #7 Hungary #7 India #7 Peru #7 Thailand #9 Belarus #9 Dominican Republic #9 Moldova #10 Malaysia #11 Bahrain #11 Mexico #11 Panama #12 Guatemala #12 United Arab Emirates #13 Chile #15 Singapore #17 Nigeria #17 Spain #20 France #21 Lebanon #23 Bolivia #23 Ghana #24 Italy #27 Russia #28 Turkey #30 Colombia #30 Ecuador #34 Ukraine #40 Tajikistan #42 Oman #43 Saudi Arabia #48 Indonesia #83 United Kingdom #83 Mexico #95 Ireland #96 Kazakhstan #101 India #103 Jordan #112 Venezuela #142 United States #144 Canada #164 Egypt
  9. 23 points
    My bf surprised me with 5 NFR! formats and it's honestly the most beautiful thing ever!
  10. 23 points
    Just saw Mariah best night of my life she was SO close
  11. 23 points
    If you really want to talk about plunging then let me tell you that this song was already streamed more times than Liberation
  12. 22 points
    I am officially a college graduate!
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    Lmao no. Back in 2009, nine fucking years ago, the trans community was okay with the word and didn't consider everyone using it transphobic. Hell, Robyn has it in “Include Me Out” This tweet is 9 fucking years old. Times has changed. Only reason people brought this up is because Azealia’s disgusting ass attacked Kesha and these mindless, robot stans lacking personality and individuality had to look 9 fucking years ago to find ONE barely incriminating tweet about her.
  15. 21 points
    My mom brought this basket in earlier, took one of the cats about four seconds to decide it was hers after it was set on the floor
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    Petition to give Nicki and Cardi the Azealia ban.
  18. 21 points
    Because people are flocking to the song for multi-platinum pop sensation Bradley Cooper Youre so pressed honey. Far beyond delusional too. You might wanna see a doctor.
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    Hello fotp! I’ve been on vacation enjoying and taking some time off for myself but I know all you sylkmonsters are waiting and I promise to come back with something hot and fresh very soon!! Miss you lots! You’re always on my mind and in my heart mwah ✨💋💕
  21. 20 points
    Why is there such a high amount of people that play videos/music in public spaces without headphones????? Hard to believe they don’t realize how obnoxious it is
  22. 20 points
    i think its funny how my favs perfume say 'for women' lol as if that's gonna stop me from wearing it
  23. 20 points
    she's already above Selena, Miley and Demi tho
  24. 19 points
    I went to the cinema with my boyfriend yesterday. He told me I can pick a movie, so as a good stan I decided we will watch ASIB
  25. 19 points
    we don't have to pretend, when it's a reality


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