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  1. Like, that bitch has possessed us all. If she hasn't yet, she's coming for you. I can't take this flawless fucking album. Joanne has grabbed me by the pussy better than Trump ever could. Joanne has grabbed The Fame, The Fame Monster, Born This Way, ARTPOP, and Cheek to Cheek by the fucking pussy... and spit on their graves. Yet she graced me with LIFE. I am full on life. Fucking Joanne is everything we never thought Gaga could give us. But we were so thirsty. This is literally instantly her best album. This will be seen as her magnum opus. This is an instant classic. And one of the most daring pop albums of the decade. A true work of boundary pushing and genre bending yet somehow so recognizable and instantly familiar. These feel like songs we should have been hearing our whole lives. It's as if Mother Monster built a time machine herself and slipped this shit into our 1994 baby formulas. This is such fucking artistic progress. I can't find a fault in a single song. Every single sound is on point. There are so many different sounds and styles and genres coming together. This is so coherent. Yet so varied. If we unscrambled the lyrics in the perfect combination, I am sure she has given us the cure for cancer. Keep grabbing me by the pussy. Joanne 2016.
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    SHES FUCKING SCALPED ALL OF YOU. Goddammit GAGA. What kind of miracle. What kind of special spell did you use? All of us are fucked. We don't understand. We don't know if we deserve it. And we don't know how to feel. There is frustration among the fans. And passion and anger and tension and sadness and disinterest and true fucking happiness. And we could have never originally predicted this. We didn't know we wanted it. Sure it isn't for everyone. And to these fans I am very sorry. I know it sucks. But we support you and feel your pain. But let us fans who are rejoicing rejoice. Because Joanne is everything we couldn't have known we needed. And GAGA has twisted us like fucking Hurricane Matthew. We are not worthy. SHES SCALPED ME. I am DROWNED in all these country, country-pop, pop-country, folk, disco, funky soul shits. Gaga has whacked my psyche sideways. I don't know what is going on. I don't know what is going to happen. Who knows if this will be good or bad for her career? We know nothing. I love it.
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    GRIMES IS LITERALLY FUCKING LIFE FUCKING KILL IT FUCKING KILL ME WITH YOUR FIRE FUCK YASSSSSS ALBUM OF THE YEAR COMING NOVEMBER 6TH TO KILL EVERYONES PUSSIESSSS FUCKKKK
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    Ya'll bitches... This is literally the best thing that's released in 2015.
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    This article boasts of the grand mythology behind Lana's lyrics and the connections between her songs and their ongoing themes - going as far as to chart popular phrases and song titles across her albums all the way through to her unreleased works. It's an interesting, although short, read, with an even more interesting interactive chart. http://www.theverge.com/2015/8/23/9194233/the-lyrical-universe-of-lana-del-rey-charted
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    I'm just wondering if this album is going to flow cohesively. I don't really see how we can get from Terrence Loves You to HBTB with only one song between with it flowing perfectly though, so I'm assuming not.
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    No. I am seriously living for the tracklist. I know the CAPS make it seem otherwise, but I was just so excited. Lmfao.
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    THIS SONG IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING EVER EVER EVER FUCK ME YASSSSSS QUEEN OF RAPE PSA
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    It really does, but at the same time, I love them. Omg. Lmfao.
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    SERIOUSLY? BOTH OF THOSE TITLES SLAY MY FUCKING ASS LIKE FUCKING TERRANCE LOVES ME OMGGGGGG I AM LITERALLY FUCKING GAGGING WITH LIFE I LOVE THESE SO MUCH HYPE WENT FROM 5 TO 10 IN FUCKING A MATTER OF SECONDS ART DECO QUEEEEEEEN
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    FUCKING ART DECO QUEEN FUCK ME FOR FILTH
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    THESE ARE LITERALLY SOME OF HER BEST SONG TITLES FUCKING EVER FUCK YASSSSSSSSSSSS
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    I AM LITERALLY LIVING FUCK ME FUCK YASSSSS
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    YAS. LEAK. Fucking awesome. Unlike typical Gaga fashion, we need at least a fucking fourth of LG5 to present us this ballad-side of Gags. I mean, this song is just phenomenal. Long live Gags ballads, tbh.
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    OMG. Suicide Squad SLAYYYYYYYY.
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