Tim Liaison

Like, that bitch has possessed us all. If she hasn't yet, she's coming for you. I can't take this flawless fucking album. Joanne has grabbed me by the pussy better than Trump ever could. Joanne has grabbed The Fame, The Fame Monster, Born This Way, ARTPOP, and Cheek to Cheek by the fucking pussy... and spit on their graves. Yet she graced me with LIFE. I am full on life. Fucking Joanne is everything we never thought Gaga could give us. But we were so thirsty. This is literally instantly her best album. This will be seen as her magnum opus. Thi

SHES FUCKING SCALPED ALL OF YOU. Goddammit GAGA. What kind of miracle. What kind of special spell did you use? All of us are fucked. We don't understand. We don't know if we deserve it. And we don't know how to feel. There is frustration among the fans. And passion and anger and tension and sadness and disinterest and true fucking happiness. And we could have never originally predicted this. We didn't know we wanted it. Sure it isn't for everyone. And to these fans I am very sorry. I know it sucks. But we support you and

This article boasts of the grand mythology behind Lana's lyrics and the connections between her songs and their ongoing themes - going as far as to chart popular phrases and song titles across her albums all the way through to her unreleased works. It's an interesting, although short, read, with an even more interesting interactive chart. http://www.theverge.com/2015/8/23/9194233/the-lyrical-universe-of-lana-del-rey-charted

I'm just wondering if this album is going to flow cohesively. I don't really see how we can get from Terrence Loves You to HBTB with only one song between with it flowing perfectly though, so I'm assuming not.

No. I am seriously living for the tracklist. I know the CAPS make it seem otherwise, but I was just so excited. Lmfao.

THIS SONG IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING EVER EVER EVER FUCK ME YASSSSSS QUEEN OF RAPE PSA

It really does, but at the same time, I love them. Omg. Lmfao.

SERIOUSLY? BOTH OF THOSE TITLES SLAY MY FUCKING ASS LIKE FUCKING TERRANCE LOVES ME OMGGGGGG I AM LITERALLY FUCKING GAGGING WITH LIFE I LOVE THESE SO MUCH HYPE WENT FROM 5 TO 10 IN FUCKING A MATTER OF SECONDS ART DECO QUEEEEEEEN

FUCKING ART DECO QUEEN FUCK ME FOR FILTH

THESE ARE LITERALLY SOME OF HER BEST SONG TITLES FUCKING EVER FUCK YASSSSSSSSSSSS

I AM LITERALLY LIVING FUCK ME FUCK YASSSSS

YAS. LEAK. Fucking awesome. Unlike typical Gaga fashion, we need at least a fucking fourth of LG5 to present us this ballad-side of Gags. I mean, this song is just phenomenal. Long live Gags ballads, tbh.

OMG. Suicide Squad SLAYYYYYYYY.

So glad this is OBVIOUSLY fake; religious references and symbolism is SO 2000-and-late.

The Fame Monster did not age well. Yes, Bad Romance was revolutionary and iconic, Dance in the Dark was flawless for its time, and the album has its bops. But that's all there is to it. It lacks true substance and lasting power. Born This Way managed to top every single song on The Fame Monster. Yes, Born This Way isn't perfect, but the diversity, passion, angst, and fear elevates it. It is edgy and weird and gross and contradictory and personal. It is flawed in a way that The Fame Monster can never be, and in that regard, I think it's her best work. Ha magnum opus! The Fame Monster is reg

Such bullshit.

Gorls, IT'S COMING TODAY. SO REAL. YAS.

Like... holy fuck. Brilliant. Drag me, tbh.

Well, fuck.

Fuck, this is both terribly sad and one way to fucking scalp a bitch.

Girl tho... your set... good god damn... that episode of untucked was like ICONIC.

Slay, mamma. Do what you want with your body.

Was that a thing? All this #DOPE must have done finished off my ability to recall FOTP fun-facts. #OOPS

Ah, well, werk, girl. It seems I've probably missed a lot of bitches come and go. I've not really been active since around the time ARTPOP dropped, and even then it had been a while before that since I truly was posting regularly (like 2012). Nice to meet you though, boo. Work that B-A-N-K-S avi tho. #SERVE