Vertigo-go

1960s one-hit wonders are my SHIT

That bassline is so lovely

13 minutes ago, Aidan. said:

"Hitler? As in Adolf??"

Dannii Hitler

29 minutes ago, Aidan. said:

I debutedlie my Rainbow Kylie shirt today at work

One of my coworkers was like, "does your shirt say Kylie? .... Like Kylie Jenner?" So I was like

Then ".... or Kylie Minogue"

I told her Minogue of course

Various others asked too. And I was like yeah Kylie Minogue. My manager was like, Kylie Minogue? Isn't she in her 40s now?

I was like she's 49

Hope my LGTI one comes by next Friday so I can debut that one too

Why would anyone wear a Jenner t-shirt, whatever's next, Hitler?

1 minute ago, Aidan. said:

Anything with "Daily" in the title is trashe

Daiily Minogue, Diimon's fan site

2 minutes ago, Aidan. said:

Am screaming. I Googled Danknee and I come across this news article title

Dannii Minogue 2017: Kylie Minogue’s sister rocks sexy sheer corset | Daily Star

 

"2017" "Kylie Minogue's sister"

a) Emphasizing the sheer shock of discussing Danknee in 2017

b) Reminding us she's irrelevant as hell by calling her Kylie's sis

The fact that Daily Star is actually a B-grade (if even possible) version of The Sun and Daily Mail

Yo guys stay home tonight, it's a pre-Halloween party also known as Dannii's birthday

Minoghosts, Diimons and Zombiefied unsold copies of albums past will be manifesting outside our windows!

Stay safe, play Light Years, watch Ultimate Kylie dvd!

omg I ran a tub so hot, this is like Where is the Feeling video but with boiling water Rotting

I feel personally responsible for destroying everybody's hair recommending a colour shampoo, because my mother caught wind of me dying my hair, and asked me for an advice on shampoos, so we went and bought something for her. She already has a recently dyed blond hair, and we bought a simillar shade shampoo to try out.

Flo, are you looking around for those already?

I watched Force Awakens for the second time, after the initial release (ikr ) and I'm shoocked at the amount of screentime Oscar Isaac had

They better fix it

12 hours ago, Aidan. said:

Kylie Minogue - Kylie Minogue (LP, Album)

Media Condition: Very Good Plus (VG+)
Sleeve Condition: Good Plus (G+)

Play Tested VG+. Drawing of Phallus in marker on the front cover thats why its graded G+ but is in VG+ in condition. Original inner sleeve.

 

What the fuck

9 minutes ago, Ruthless Love said:

What is this mess That photoshopped child

5 hours ago, Aidan. said:

Does anyone remember these

All the legendary artists used to have them back in the 2000s

When Kylie hit it big here, hers were rampant in stores. In all sorts of combos

This at least makes sense. The rest of these or simillar series have such fucked-up combos

Like Enjoy Yourself / Body Language, Mi Reflejo / Back to Basics, Like a Virgin / Confessions

3 minutes ago, Aidan. said:

Me every Friday: I'm gonna stay up and Enjoy Myself.mp3

By 11PM: Dead, never waking up again, in full on coma

This Halloween: "Aidan Black [name changed for discression] finds a mysterious t-shirt in his grandmother's house. He thought he could get a man of his dreams, but all he gets is a woman of his nightmares, when the t-shirt comes to life and wrecks havoc on his life"

Promo poster

https://www.redbubble.com/people/hausofayr/works/27381884-kylie-says-enjoy-yourself?grid_pos=100&p=t-shirt&rbs=ae1a737d-b61c-4fb7-9831-d351cf56c154&ref=shop_grid&style=mens

1 minute ago, Aidan. said:

Kylie invented the disco stick poor Nose

Omg Ikr Rhythm Of Love and LGTI eras were so good for Kylielooks Bar Let's Get Homeless tour

Invented sucking laser dick, poor Star Wars

1 minute ago, Kirjava said:

Yeah, those little pics on the side of bottles! I might swing by the hairdye section in the supermarket, just to scope things out, see the options and the different types, and then we'll see!

Well, I've been trying to Google stuff but there's very little info about natural blondes going brunette. Everyone and there mama wants to be blonde. Honestly, it's overrated.

It's expensive as fuck tbh

I went poor with buying all those bleachers, going for roots touch-ups, purple shampoos etc Hair still looked yellow! I think they have some special expensive treatment to make it WHITE.

Then there is Xtina's flawless white hair, that's actually lifeless as hell because that white procedure literally kills your hair by discolouring it!

1 minute ago, Kirjava said:

I'll try to talk to her about it, but honestly I haven't even mentioned it to her yet, cuz I don't want her to go on a tirade about how I ~~~shouldn't dye my hair since it's so beautiful and it's rare for adults to have natural blonde hair, it would be a waste of money~~~ etc.

Oh well, it's worth a try. She's been dyeing her hair for as long as I can remember, cuz she started going grey pretty young. Otherwise she has regular brown hair naturally.

I forgot your mum was an apocalyptic type that made something like buying a potato into a historical and negative event

I think you can actually google all those types of questions. Oooh, and a nice thing is that pic on the side of a hairdye box that shows the results. For instance it shows a lighter hair with a result of that particular dye, then a darker, then a very dark (almost no result). So that's helpful enough!

9 minutes ago, Kirjava said:

I don't want reddish brown tho. I have cool undertones so it would make me look washed out. My aim-colour is something like this:

(Now, comparing this to my picture, they almost look the same. But I'm definitely blonder than this, I hate how so much depends on lighting in pictures. )

 

Wouldn't purple shampoo make the blonde more vibrant and not so turd-shade?  Now that I think about it, I might try that and see how I like my enhanced natural shade. And if I don't like it, I can still go darker.

Edit: Actually, reading up on it now, it's mostly meant for dyed blondes. Idk anything anymore. 

I know right When I read reviews, some people use those on natural hair and some on dyed, and also apparently some blondes have no red pigment at all, although they look the same as blondes with red pigment

I think it's just a matter of experiment, plus knowing which colour you want, and achieving it. Does your mum know much about that all? Maybe she can help you out since she knows your hair up close!

1 minute ago, Kirjava said:

As in colour?

 

My hair is already a pretty freaking dark blonde (you have me on FB you can check my profile pic) so anything darker would be light brown at this point.

You think this would be unrealistic?

Actually, you could try a purple shampoo/conditioner right away and see. The results are usually visible on the first or second wash, so maybe you'll end up with a shiny natural colour right away!

9 minutes ago, Kirjava said:

Omg, the accuracy. Like if the sun shines on it, it can look goldish and pretty, but usually it's just...

Ooh, thanks for the advice! Yeah, I was also thinking on doing something non-permanent first, to try the colour out.

So, these are like coloured shampoos or what? How do those work?

I think hairdye shampoos are so basic, each country has their own. I never even saw some worldwide brands that are sold everywhere. Go to a local cosmetics store, and they will sure have a shampoo, but if your hair is more brown than blond, they may not work. But some permanent dye isn't actually permanent, it should say so on the package, like "semi-permanent" so your aunt will dye your hair, and you'll see how it works. If you like it, you can buy a permanent version and repeat it.

And shampoo is just leaving it on your head for 20 minutes, then washing it off. I think to not be devastated by the lack of any effect, you should try a bit of dark blonde (like maybe a bit lighter than that Elle Xtina photoshoot, 2004), because light shampoos are for already bleached hair, I think. A very blond shampoo won't work on the natural dark blond hair, because it doesn't go inside like a perma-dye, it just paints your hair, you know? I suggest buying something like honey/milk and coffee/biege!

Oh, and for post-dye care and anti-bald roots, you can buy any shampoo or conditioner of purple/violet/blue colour. Just ask people in stores for those, tell them it's for dyed blonde. They will save your life! They wash out the ginger pigment in blond hair and the dye will look more natural too. They just work as a natural anti-ginger pigment component. L'Oreal Elseve has those, and they're sold in stores now, not only salons like before. They say on the package: blond, black, red hair. Blond ones are bleaching, black ones are probably making hair not lose shiny black colour, I guess? This is a shampoo, but they all mostly look like this

@Kirjava

2 minutes ago, Kirjava said:

@Vertigo-go I need glam advice.  

I've never dyed my hair before, but in recent months I started to hate my natural dirty-blonde colour. It's boring, looks like nothing and I've had it all my life so I'm sick of it. If it was a bit blonder I'd maybe be fine with it, but it isn't and I don't spend enough time outside in the summer for it to lighten up.

So I'm thinking of maybe dyeing it, but I don't want to go blonder, I want to do maybe a medium brown colour. My issue tho is that it's a big commitment both budget and effort-wise. I feel like I'd be the type of person who wouldn't rush to get my roots touched up immediately, but light roots with dark hair would probably look like absolute shit. I'd probably look like I'm going grey. + I don't want to go to the hairdresser's (I don't even have one, my mum cuts my hair usually) to re-dye it every few weeks, cuz that would be expensive af. But my aunt dyes my mum's hair at home, for this very reason so I think that could be arranged. But regardless of touch-ups you still have to maintain the colour. And I absolutely need to wash my hair every 2-3 days, cuz it gets disgustingly greasy otherwise. I feel like that would make the dye fade super quick. So yet another hassle. Maybe dry shampoo could work, but I've never used any, so I don't know how that works. 

I don't know what to do. Is the effort worth it? Help me.

 

I'm asking you cuz I know you have plenty of experience with dyeing hair.

My hair colour is also shit

Like, you know how it always depends on the weather and your shampoo and other things? Sometimes you look like you have a shiny blondish hair, and next day it looks like some dirty asphalt road

I'd recommend buying a shampoo first, so if the colour doesn't suit you, it will be gone soon! I know there are cheap shampoos around that don't cost much. For a bit more expensive price you can get Schwarzkopf semi-permanent hair dye. I'm looking into it myself.

But honestly, there is some pretty cheap stuff like Wella around, you can go choose a colour and ask your aunt to help you out, and as long as it's not THAT different from your natural hair colour, the roots won't be a problem. The roots are a problem for ME because I dye black now, and look like I'm balding if I let it go for a bit

That very basic supermarket Wella dye, which is maybe 2 euros, is actually very good. Also Garnier is cheap but of good quality and comes in various colours.

Only the most iconic Kyliepikture in the world. Sorry, I didn't make the rules

7 hours ago, Aidan. said:

You know it Sending you nudes via mail that will arrive hopefully by then

She's so IN with the Royals. Honestly when she truly is over the UK will always be there for her.

When they all die off and the youngsters refuse the throne, she'll become the Queen suddenly. British queens deserve it

Harry better stan!

17 minutes ago, Aidan. said:

Some nice shots. Let me preorder seeing as Flopada carries it nowhere

omg you'll be straight by November 2018, call me then, dad