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Kyoteki

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  1. “Edgy teenager” and “Former Edgy Teenager” took me all the way out

  2. Billie’s albums is... Great!!

  3. I’m all for artists taking their time to release music and all, but FOR FUCKS SAKES MUSIC IS IN A DROUGHT RIGHT NOW..!!

     

    GAGA! WYA SIS?!

    Rihanna out down the avon bag and LETS GO

     

    someone tell Beyoncé to wake her ass up! 

     

    I am dying. Pop is dying. 

    1. Satori

      Satori

      My thoughts go here every time I think of queen Bey

  4. My flight was changed I am SCREAMING!! This cannot be real. 

    1. Kyoteki

      Kyoteki

      @Urbanov the Boeing situation caused airlines to cance and reschedule flights. I got it fixed to where I am leaving morning-ish again

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  5. I want to thank Solange for releasing the audio version of melatonin. If I ever want to fall asleep, I can just listen to your boring album. Queen of curing sleep deprivation. We have decided to stan.

  6. This Youtuber named Honestboy isn't "honest". He's biased af jj4 

  7. Nicki dragging BET and feeling like her albums deserved Grammys

     

    Your first and third album deserved nominations definitely.  Thats it, tho eve1 

  8. Look at you,

    Boy I invented you,

    Gucci tennis shoes,

    running from your issues

    cry0 

  9. This is her best album wtf

  10. Apple Music I pay too much a month for fuck ups like this.

  11. beat Kh3. Got the secret ending and the secret reports. I’m going to cry now. 

    1. Jake

      Jake

      I'm in The Final World right now, I wasn't expecting this shit at ALL so far dead2 

  12. Lmao radio just said that Ava Max’s song makes you thinn “Oh thats different” and I.. eve1 

     

    I absolutely love the song but I dont view it as “different”

  13. WHEN YOU WALK AWAY. YOU DONT HEAR ME SAAAY

     

    PLEEEEEEEAAASEEEE OHH BAAAAYBEEE

    1. Jake

      Jake

      TOMORROW BITCH, TOMORROW antm1 

    2. Kyoteki

      Kyoteki

      BITCH TF U MEAN 9PM CST ITS GOING DOWNE

  14. I just realized Katy dropping a song soon lmaoo

  15. Imagine being so successful that you’re above againg. Lmao

     

    1. Madonna

      Madonna

      Whew the magic of Photoshop Mobile! katy2 

    2. Kyoteki

      Kyoteki

      Damn people just wake up YAWNING with Mariah’s dick in their mouth. 

    3. Mariah's 19 #1s

      Mariah's 19 #1s

      The jealousy really jumped out.

       

      She looks 30! So proud of her cry9

  16. Oh my god. The promised Neverland is an amazing show. Mostly due to that TWIST at the end of the episode. Has me excited for the next one. 

  17. Followed someone I agreed with on Twitter then see them use mental hoops and magnifying glasses to find out whats wrong with Gaga’s apology.

     

    just.. Ugh. This is tiring. 

  18. HALSEY JUST GOT HER FIRST SOLO #1!!! LETS CELEBRATE, QUEENS!!

  19. WHEW! The girls are bored and miserable today! And I'm bored and full of an Arizona Energy RX Tea w/ Citrus Flavouring! I HAVE time! 

  20. Someone get Ellen. She trying to speak for the entire gay community 

    1. Mystique

      Mystique

      yikes, not cute

    2. Hylia

      Hylia

      The gays defending Kevin and saying Ellen was right. Excommunicate these rats immediately

  21.  

    I need a signature gif type of this saying “life is hard, life is stressful”

  22. Y’all are really sweet to me even though I’m a complete bitch on here 80% of the time and calling people idiots lmaoo

    1. Kylie

      Kylie

      We love someone that keeps it 100

    2. Memorial Address

      Memorial Address

      That don't matter at the end of the day, this is coming from a nerd to another nerd.

    3. Rebel Bitch

      Rebel Bitch

      Plus u stan Gags jj2

       

  23. HIGH ON THE HILL WITH A LONELY GOATHERD, YE YODEL YE YODEL YE HEE HOO~!! mess1 

    1. Hex

      Hex

      I cackled. rip2

  24. Sweet but Psycho getting radio play in the US lol

    1. Chris

      Chris

      YES get her a hit clap1 

  25. Lmao someone put Bey tracks on Apple Music. 

    1. jrdn

      jrdn

      Probably Ateshit bey11

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