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Status Updates posted by Hylia

  1. My neighbors don't know how to do anything except make noise kr72gi0.png

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    2. Skyline

      Skyline

      Hylia doesn't know how to do anything except bump old statuses kr72gi0.png

    3. Sylk
    4. Skyline

      Skyline

      Sylk doesn't know how to do anything except post GagaDaily memes from 2012 kr72gi0.png

  2. We had corn for Labor Day.

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    2. Aidan.

      Aidan.

      Trish is two scoops of flour short of a biscuit if you catch my drift!

    3. Dr. Slay

      Dr. Slay

      @Hannah. Church was a disaster! Trish had been trying to convince me that "the gays are human" and she had to be sent to the confession box ): Guess I need to give her more bible study to shape her up!

    4. Divine

      Divine

      HAHA @Aidan. you crack me up! I miss our little gossip chats during the ladies book club!

  3. I'm just.... in shock. 

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    2. Sylk

      Sylk

      Omg is that dog safe? gasp1 Is it still with that person? ohno1 

    3. Hylia

      Hylia

      He still has her, but I'm still thinking the whole thing has to be a reach

    4. Sylk

      Sylk

      Its disgusting tbh. Praying for the dog and the guy too.. whatever his problem is 

  4. mariahs-high-school-nickname-was-mirage-

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    2. Brightflower

      Brightflower

      oh shit sylk, hide!

    3. Madonna
    4. Hylia

      Hylia

      I saw someone mention Gaga’s worst song, The Curse, and was so close to deleting this status.

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    2. Sylk

      Sylk

      where can I buy How to make a joke unfunny 101 written by Arya and #Music 

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    3. Holiest Dreams

      Holiest Dreams

      featuring the duet with Sylk, "One Unfunny Day"

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    4. Arya

      Arya

      @Sylk Don't worry, you don't need a guide to make things unfunny, it comes naturally to you!

  6. @Urbanov decided to re-listen to Number 1 Angel and Pop 2 and you were RIGHT oprah4 

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    2. Chapman

      Chapman

      vroom vroom bitches know they can't catch me mew mew mew mew

    3. Sylk
    4. Urbi

      Urbi

      This bitch jj4 

  7. Just a met girl

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    2. WinnieIsFree

      WinnieIsFree

      Again why are you in our PERSONAL status update, we could have been sending nudes. 

      Spoiler

      creep1 

       

    3. Hex

      Hex

      The only thing @Hylia will exchange with you are copies of the bible.

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    4. Hylia
  8. "I'll call her... Jesus." Mary said as she stared at her newborn child surrounded by unsanitary farm animals. Three fuckboys approached them, bearing gifts. These gifts would give Jesus talent, beauty, and charisma as she grew up, dreaming of a career of being famous for doing nothing except appearing in a book called the Bible. Christ's teachings quickly spread across Europe like wildfire, wiping out paganism for filth. They simply referred to her as "The Faith", some however called her "The Faith Monster", but she was insistent that she was "Born This Way". However, an era came where she tried to become too adventurous. "I'm done stealing from those before me, such as Buddha and Zeus. This time I'll copy trends from last year, not from 1,000 years ago." Her teachings were delayed, however, as she continued to try and find a way to correctly put art in front of pop. Finally, she achieved it. It was ARTPOP. One look at the new Jesus, however, was enough to end her career. The Navy swiftly clocked her, and she was Hung Up.mp3 on the cross for filth. Months later, she rose from her bubbling under chart position of a grave, but she seemed disoriented. "Call me Joanne" she told her followers. "Ignore her, she drinks" her disciples said. No one knows what happened to her after that. The end.

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    2. #Music
    3. #Music

      #Music

      I've been mentioned twice in this status update... I want to make it clear... My anus & rectum are perfectly clean wub1 I do enjoy it when others insert something inside, stuff like a tongue... But I do not need anyone to clean it, I do it for the pleasure wub1 Merry Christmas Eve Allah bless America wub1

    4. Sine
  9. YouTube showed me this dumbass fucking ad and I hate it so much. Tik tok/musical.ly ads are the secret 10th circle of hell.

     

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    2. Hex

      Hex

      Where do babies come from? mad12

    3. Sylk

      Sylk

      They come after mommy and daddy make love mad12

       

    4. Hex

      Hex

      Does the baby just poof into existence once the deed is done? mad12

  10. Petition to make Christmas music illegal, and end this ugly genre once and for all!

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    2. Skyline

      Skyline

      #IStandWithHylia

    3. Anna-wa
    4. Sylk

      Sylk

      NOTHING WILL STOP ME FROM BEING FESTIVE NOTHING AND THAT INCLUDES YOU H*LIA

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  11. I love when I get fun DMs on FOTPRihanna

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    2. Holiest Dreams

      Holiest Dreams

      What do you need lube for @Sylk? Are you planning to kidnap your illegal lover Shawn? tina1 

    3. Tasso

      Tasso

      NOOOOO @Sylklmfao1

       

    4. Hylia

      Hylia

      Bye lmfao1 

  12. Hylia

    sia1 

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    2. Hex

      Hex

      You gotta reply faster than that to keep up with multitude of conversations we have open now. rav2

    3. Hylia

      Hylia

      Let me get a 5 hour energy rav2 

    4. Hex

      Hex

      Make that a 10 hour energy sis. rav2

  13. The fact that Breath of the Wild is finally almost here oprah4 its nearly been 3 years since the first trailer oprah4 

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    2. GLORY

      GLORY

      Oh that's interesting - I've always heard such mixed reviews of Twilight Princess. Skyward Sword is the one I want to play the most at the moment - it looks so stunning. But holy shit BOTW just looks insane, the trailer is like a feature film I can't even imagine how the actual game will be.

       

      Also that's strange haha cause Pokemon and Zelda are the two series I never really got into but always have wanted to. I played Pokemon X and was up to the last gym battle but then lost interest lol and can't find the cartridge

    3. Hylia

      Hylia

      Most fans don't like Skyward Sword for some reason, but I think it's brilliant and the backstory it gives to the whole series is amazing. There's been so many references to SS in the BOTW trailers and I'm so excited to see how it all plays out oprah4 

       

      Pokemon X and Y's storylines weren't that great honestly. Team Flare sucked and the gym leaders were hardly memorable. Sun and Moon however are a complete step up and have, in my opinion, the best storyline yet with a fresh and memorable new setup in the way the Alola League is challenged

    4. GLORY

      GLORY

      Yeah, I think I'm gonna buy Skyward Sword on the Wii U virtual console tbh. I really wanna try it.

       

      And okay, I think I might try Sun/Moon!

  14. I had a dream last night I was going to a fancy private school and you were there. You were literally a human sized version of your avatar

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    2. Hylia

      Hylia

      Pull me closer while you do

       

    3. WinnieIsFree

      WinnieIsFree

      Heyy
      Hi
      Asl?
      F 22 California
      17 m canada lol
      Oh, I've always wanted to go to Canada lol
      Really?? Its really not that nice up here haha
      Really!? It always looks so nice on tv, California gets boring :(
      The west coast is beautiful, but where i am (ontario) is literally just farmland and nothing rlse
      Else* sorry. Lol
      Oh, farms can be peaceful lol, so what kind of music do you like? :P
      Right now im really into EDM, but i can listen to pretty much anything
      What about you?
      Oh that's cool! I like pop and electro, I also write some songs sometimes to lol
      Im Daniel btw haha
      I'm Amanda :)
      If your not a fan of the chainsmokers we cant be friends haha jk
      I like chain smokers actually!
      A lot of people don't like them for some reason?
      Who knows lol people are weird
      I shouldnt be talking tho
      Yeah lol, I know this is probably a weird question, but could you read over a few lyrics I've been writing, I could use a second opinion lol
      Of course. Im always open to that
      simplicity But the darkest pit in me It's pagan poetry Pagan poetry Morsecoding signals They pulsate and wake me up From my hibernating On the surface simplicity But the darkest pit in me Its pagan poetr Pagan poetry
      I've been trying to be more creative lol
      Woah lol
      Is it bad lol :(
      Noooo
      Its not a bad woah haha
      Thanks ;), have you ever listened to Bjork?
      Or Mariah Carey?
      No, but i guess i could lol
      Ok well who hasnt heard mariah carey
      Yes! She's global! Madge can't relate
      Have you seen how skinny she's been looking recently?
      only a legend
      Have you ever listened to Martin Garrix & no i didnt lol
      Yeah! His album Vulnicura was so good, only a few songs, but still so good!
      Hes my man crush. Js
      I sometimes go on this music site called fotp forums.com , you should try it maybe? Lol
      They love all kinds of music there
      The Kesha sections is dead tho
      Never heard of it & i wonder why lmao
      Lol true, you have a kik or snapchat? ;p
      Yeah i have kik haha whats yours?
      Before I tell you ;), answer this
      Ok...
      Daydream or Butterfly?
      Can i answer none of the above?
      Sure lol
      We will go with that haha
      Why?
      I see you don't appreciate real talent, Buttefyl was her Magnus opus, and you Stan for shitty EDM, Egocentric Dog Manure, Mariah is a skinny legend and you'll remain pressted
      Also join FOTP pls
      Fuck eh haha
      Also buy Vulnicura on ikoons ❤️
      Canadian accent is a turn on tbh lol
      Dont know where all that cane from, but it was a turn off tbh lmao
      mariahskinny tho?
      Really quick
      yeah?
      Am i egocentric dog manure?
      No, Sylk is
      You're cute and hung probably
      Remember when Bjork attacked that reporter in front of her kids?
      Hylia has seemed to forgotten
      Fuck eh i have no idea whats going on
      can I send you dirty kik or are you not into that?
      I think me and my shitty edm have made a choice
      oh...
      What choice?
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      No idea whats going on and we might just awkwardly run...
      Yelping, you're that sensitive about music
      Lol no
      Mariah gets dragged through the dust daily you don't see me crying
      I have to remain strong
      Idc if other people dont like my music. People can like what they want
      People have to like My All

      Stranger has disconnected.

    4. Hylia

      Hylia

      Oh my god lmfao1 

  15. Should I listen to Purpose? I've never been into his music, and that goes for his singles for this era, but I'm always up for giving an artist a chance with new albums um1 

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    2. Mint

      Mint

      try sleigh bells if you havent btw i blindedly bought a cd the other day because i was super interested and wow this is like the best thing ever

    3. Hylia

      Hylia

      His entire discography makes my pussy dry

    4. Hylia

      Hylia

      I saw where the sis Grimes hosted some radio thing with Sleigh Bells the other day

  16. Not Alice Glass coming for Grimes though

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    2. Hylia

      Hylia

      Omg Jonna did you listen the the album sampler?

    3. Jonna Lee

      Jonna Lee

      nOO no OMG cry1 but i dont think i will i dont like hearing snippets before the album comes out

      i didnt really like echoes in the rain too much but

      so i could find my way is Gf5HrnW.gif asfuck though

    4. Hylia

      Hylia

      In case you change your mind

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      Both songs slay fall3 serving slight A Day Without Rain but better teas this era

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    2. DogsNotDead

      DogsNotDead

      rip2what type of erectile dysfunction experience

    3. Saiga

      Saiga

      wtf did this status turn into? iggy1

    4. Skyline

      Skyline

      You're missing me
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      And I'm missing you
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      Whenever We Meet
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      We ain't gonna get no sleeep
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  18. Hi Her Grace

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    2. WinnieIsFree

      WinnieIsFree

      The random video you always end up sending is one of the few constants in my life. <3

    3. Hylia

      Hylia

      I would send you a music video from Tori’s most recent album but the good sis didn’t release any

    4. WinnieIsFree

      WinnieIsFree

      She’s coming soon

  19. The_Dress_(viral_phenomenon).png

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    2. Hermione

      Hermione

      I'm team black and blue.

    3. Onika

      Onika

      The dark parts definitely have a gold tone to them, but that's likely due to the crappy color balance in this camera rav2 

      The dress is, in fact, black and blue rav2 

    4. Holiest Dreams

      Holiest Dreams

      I still see gold and blue/white btw

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    2. Sylk

      Sylk

       @WinnieThePooh not when I'm having my Emancipation era tina1 

      fight me sometime tina1 

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

      love you too creep1 

    3. WinnieIsFree

      WinnieIsFree

      I'm reaching the most successful peak Eva tina1 

      Your Having the best comeback Eva tina1 

      Wen will any1 tina1 

       

       

       

       

       

      creep1 2 Qwkeans you and me creep1 

      sistren1 

    4. Sylk

      Sylk

      yass slay whit1 

       

      When will anyone have as much impacT as you and me have had nat1 

       

      now sis go offline lj1 

      Two queens can't be online at the same time, the site will crash from too much impacT wendy1 

      I'm getting my life in HOW jj3 

  20. #HyliaSTATES M3LL155X is better than Art Angels

  21. By the way my account got hacked somebody is threatening to release new music I worked really hard on. Nothing comes out until I’m ready.

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    2. Sylk

      Sylk

      Yes rip2

       

       

    3. Urbi

      Urbi

      @Halsey doing the most again I see. Poor Kelsey

    4. Luca

      Luca

      What did I do? wendy3 

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