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  1. Ryan Zamolodchikova
    This ranking is for the one and only queen: Madonna, bitch. ~I Don't Give A paraphrase reference~ I decided to do this because why not? I'm still on my little break but this gives me something to do and I love doing these so far even though they flop.
     
    WARNING: I'm putting the first one in a spoiler because it is a very unpopular opinion and I don't need y'all bitching. If you open the spoiler, you are agreeing to not be a little bitch.
     
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    12: Like A Virgin
     

     
    This album has some AMAZING songs but the fillers are FILLERS and so generic and just dated trash. Love Don't Live Here Anymore is underrated.
    Highlights: Angel, Like A Virgin, Love Don't Live Here Anymore, Dress You Up, Shoo-Bee-Doo (pls don't hurt me)
    Can Go Suck A Dick: Material Girl (pls don't hurt me), Over And Over
     
    11: Madonna
     

     
    Pretty dated but pretty catchy and an amazing debut. Not much to say about it really
    Highlights: Lucky Star, Burning Up, I Know It, Holigay, Think Of Me
    Can Go Suck A Dick: Borderline
     
    10: MDNA
     

     
    She could have done better but this album isn't as bad as everyone says. It's just messy tbh. Home of the should have been hit single I'm Addicted. Some songs are borderline G E N E R I C ie Girl Gone Wild, Turn Up The Radio, etc but she pulls some of them off. I wish she didn't try to be so edgy this era but at least we got some holy BOPS.
    Highlights: Girl Gone Wild, Gang Bang, I'm Addicted, Nicki's verse on I Don't Give A, Love Spent, Falling Free, Beautiful Killer, Best Friend
    Can Go Suck A Dick: Give Me All Your No, the rest of I Don't Give A
     
    9: Hard Candy
     

     
    Truly underrated by Madonna stans. It is nowhere near as bad as all of you say it is. Literally only a couple duds. Yeah, she cased trends but she did it PERFECTLY. So many great bops on this album that all of you WASTE. Give It 2 Me should have smashed tbh
    Highlights: Give It 2 Me, Miles Away, She's Not Me, Beat Goes On, Devil Wouldn't Recognize You, Voices, Ring My Bell, the album cover shoot
    Can Go Suck A Dick: 4 Minutes, Spanish Lesson
     
    8: Like A Prayer

     
    Blah blah blah art blah amazing blah pure artistry blah blah game changer blah blah blah. IDGAF. Yes, mature artistic game changing iconic controversial album, I agree. But some songs just didn't age well or just suck dick. Hate me. I truly respect the artistry of the album but I still find it a tad overrated. Oh Father is one of my fave songs from her.
    Highlights: Like A Prayer, Express Yourself, Till Death Do Us Part, Oh Father, Keep It Together, Spanish Eyes
    Can Go Suck A Dick: Love Song, Promise To Try, Dear Jessie
     
    7: Confessions On A Dance Floor
     

     
    Used to be my favorite Madonna album but some of it hasn't aged well. I still love it and think it is still almost flawless and a great comeback. This album just delivers so much. Production. Lyrics. Looks. SERVED
    Highlights: Hung Up, Get Together, Sorry, Let It Will Be, Forbidden Love, How High, Isaac
    Can Go Suck A Dick: I Feel Love ripoff, I Hate Myself, Push (me over a cliff)
     
    6: American Life
     

     
    An edgier Ray Of Light. She tried perfecting the formula of Music but made a few missteps but still B+ for effort. I do find this album is pretty overrated by fans because it's so edgy and SOME NOT ALL just wanna seem edgy. This album does have great moments though and she really delivers. Lyrics are SERVED (Except in a couple songs). Same with looks kinda. Nothing Fails was the hit that got away, so magical and one of my faves from her. Easy Ride is probably in my top 10 songs and is a pure masterpiece. Die Another Day is unnecessarily hated on.
    Highlights: Hollywood, Love Profusion, Nobody Knows Me, Nothing Fails, Die Another Day, Easy Ride, the original American Life video
    Can Go Suck A Dick: American Life, the released video of American Life
     
    5: Ray Of Light
     

     
    I used to HATE this album but I have since since the (ray of) light! Basically an updated Like a Prayer except better! Except a couple songs... Anyways, Nothing Reall Matters and Skin should have SMASHED
    Highlights: Swim, Ray Of Light, Skin, Nothing Really Matters, Sky Fits Heaven, Frozen, The Power Of Good-Bye, the vocals
    Can Go Suck A Dick: Shitty/Ashtray
     
    4: Rebel Heart
     

     
    I know I'm going to get hate for this album being so high but it truly is almost flaw free. Messy but still almost perfect. A couple songs should have been cut, a couple songs should not have been changed from the demo (looking at you Rebel Heart. Madonna, what's good?? Avicii slayed that version). I relate to a lot of this album and has a special place in my little gay heart. Hate me for it bitches. So underrated and should have done SO much better. Also, Bitch I'm Madonna BOPS.
    Highlights: Living For Love, Devil Pray, Ghosttown, Unapologetic Bitch, Illuminati, Bitch I'm Madonna, Joan Of Arc, Iconic, Holy Water, Best Night, Veni Vidi Vici, S.E.X., Messiah, Rebel Heart, Auto-Tune Baby, Beautiful Scars, Addicted
    Can Go Suck A Dick: Body Shop, Graffiti Heart
     
    3: Erotica
     

     
    Erotic, Erotic, put your hands all over my iconic copy of this controversial album. So fucking amazing, well written masterpiece. Should have done a lot better than it did. It's dark, beautiful, heartbreaking lyrics. In my opinion, her most mature.
    Highlights: Erotica, Fever, Deeper And Deeper, Bad Girl, Waiting, Words, Why's It So Hard, Secret Garden, Bad Girl video
    Can Go Suck A Dick: Did You Do It?
     
    2: Music
     

     
    Hate me for this, idc. I really think this is her most forgotten album. This album is really sentimental to me so it holds a special place in my heart. I had the CDS of Music when it first came out but I didn't know who it was but it slayed me and I always wondered who it was. Then in 2011, Gaga got me into Madonna and this was the first album I listened to and I stanned. This is a flawless album that should have done better, had more singles, and deserves more all together.
    Highlights: Music, Impressive Instant, Runaway Lover, I Deserve It, Amazing, Nobody's Perfect, Don't Tell Me, Paradise (Not For Me), Gone, American Pie
    Can Go Suck A Dick: The people who discredit this album
     
    1: Bedtime Stories
     

     
    So personal, sad, and incredibly done. There isn't a dull moment on this piece of art. Definitely underrated and deserves so much more than what it got. The singles (except Take A Bow) deserved more. Trend chasing but done immaculately. Some of the songs on this album are in my top 10 of hers. This album really speaks for itself.
    Highlights: Survival, Secret, Inside Of Me, Human Nature, Forbidden Love, Love Tried To Welcome Me, Sanctuary, Bedtime Story
    Can Go Suck A Dick: Your Honesty not making the album
     
     
     
    Ryanism of the day: Don't forget to take care of yourself first
  2. Ryan Zamolodchikova
    So, I'm going to be taking a break from forums for a little while. I'm not sure when I will be coming back tbh.
    I'm just not in a good headspace right now and there's too much drama going on in my life. I just haven't been feeling good emotionally and really depressed. I'm just struggling a lot.
    If you want, follow me on twitter @Impossible_Ryan
    Love all y'all and I'll be back
  3. Ryan Zamolodchikova
    So, inspired by the amazing @Shiver and @Anna-wa with their flawless taste in music, I decided to be a trend hopper and post my Immaculate Collection.rar with everyone. Everything is a CD unless I specify if I have it on both formats or just vinyl. Also, with singles I'm not gonna specify the country and shit because that's too much work. Except the Japanese versions because they are so amazing and have so much more!
    WARNING: There is a LOT of Britney, Madonna, and Kylie
     
    *NSYNC - *NSYNC
    *NSYNC - No Strings Attached
    *NSYNC & Britney Spears - Your #1 Requests...And More!
     
    Ariana Grande - Dangerous Woman Target Edition
    Ariana Grande - My Everything Deluxe
    Ariana Grande - Yours Truly
     
    Beyoncé - Beyoncé Platinum Edition
    Beyoncé - I Am...Sasha Fierce Deluxe 
    Beyoncé - Lemonade
     
    Britney Spears - ...Baby One More Time Deluxe
    Britney Spears - ...Baby One More Time (Single)
    Britney Spears - B In The Mix: The Remixes Vol 1
    Britney Spears - Blackout Japanese Import
    Britney Spears - Born To Make You Happy
    Britney Spears - Britney CD/DVD Import
    Britney Spears - Britney Import W/ Bonus Tracks
    Britney Spears - Britney & Kevin: Chaotic
    Britney Spears - Britney Jean Deluxe
    Britney Spears - Circus UK Import
    Britney Spears - Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know Japan Maxi
    Britney Spears - Everytime
    Britney Spears - Femme Fatale Deluxe
    Britney Spears - Femme Fatale Tour Bonus Disc
    Britney Spears - Gimme More
    Britney Spears - Gimme More Remixes on vinyl
    Britney Spears - Glory Deluxe
    Britney Spears - Greatest Hits: My Prerogative Limited 2 Disc
    Britney Spears - I Love Rock 'N' Roll Japanese Maxi
    Britney Spears - In The Zone Australian Import
    Britney Spears - In The Zone DVD Bonus Disc
    Britney Spears - Me Against The Music
    Britney Spears - My Prerogative
    Britney Spears - Oops!... I Did It Again (Single)
    Britney Spears - Oops!... I Did It Again (Remix EP)
    Britney Spears - Oops!... I Did It Again Import w/ Bonus Tracks
    Britney Spears - Outrageous Japan Maxi
    Britney Spears - Overprotected
    Britney Spears - Overprotected 12" Remixes on vinyl
    Britney Spears - Piece Of Me
    Britney Spears - The Singles Collection Import CD/DVD Version w/ purple cover
    Britney Spears - Someday (I Will Understand) Japanese Maxi
    Britney Spears - Stronger (I have 2 versions of this single)
    Britney Spears - Toxic
    Britney Spears - Work Bitch
    Britney Spears - (You Drive Me) Crazy Japanese Maxi
     
    Carly Rae Jepsen - E MO TION Target Edition
     
    Charli XCX - Boom Clap Sketched 45 on vinyl
    Charli XCX - Sucker US Target Edition
    Charli XCX - Sucker Revised Tracklist Version
     
    Cher - All Or Nothing
    Cher - Believe (Single)
    Cher - Believe
    Cher: The Casablanca Years
    Cher - Cher 87
    Cher - Closer To The Truth Target Edition
    Cher - Closer To The Truth vinyl
    Cher - A Different Kind Of Love Song
    Cher - Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves on vinyl
    Cher - Half Breed (Compilation not album)
    Cher - Heart Of Stone original album cover
    Cher - If I Could Turn Back Time (Greatest Hits not single)
    Cher - It's A Man's World US Version
    Cher - Living Proof original tracklist
    Cher - The Music's No Good Without You
    Cher - One By One
    Cher - Paradise Is Here
    Cher - Save Up All Your Tears 12" vinyl
    Cher - Take It Like A Man 12" vinyl
    Cher - Take Me Home album on vinyl
    Cher - When The Money's Gone
     
    Christina Aguilera - Bionic
    Christina Aguilera - Christina Aguilera
    Christina Aguilera - I Turn To You
    Christina Aguilera - Lotus Deluxe
    Christina Aguilera - Stripped
     
    Donna Summer - Bad Girls on vinyl
    Donna Summer - On The Radio Greatest Hits on vinyl
     
    Evanescence - Evanescence Deluxe
    Evanescence - Fallen
    Evanescence - The Open Door
     
    Generationals - Alix on vinyl
     
    Giorgio Moroder - Deja Vu
     
    Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl
    Gwen Stefani - Love.Angel.Music.Baby
    Gwen Stefani - The Sweet Escape
    Gwen Stefani - This Is What The Truth Feels Like Target Edition
     
    Janet - All For You (Single)
    Janet - All for You
    Janet - Damita Jo (Edited )
    Janet - Discipline
    Janet - Go Deep
    Janet - If
    Janet - janet.
    Janet - Rhythm Nation 1814
    Janet - Unbreakable on vinyl
    Janet - The Velvet Rope
     
    Jennifer Lopez - On The 6/Rebirth/This Is Me...Then triple pack
     
    Justin Timberlake - The 20/20 Experience Deluxe
    Justin Timberlake - The 20/20 Experience 2 of 2
    Justin Timberlake - FutureSex/LoveSounds
    Justin Timberlake - Justified
    Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You
    Justin Timberlake - Senorita
     
    Katy Perry - Teenage Dream
     
    Kesha - Cannibal
     
    Kylie - The Abbey Road Sessions
    Kylie - Aphrodite CD/DVD Version
    Kylie - Aphrodite Les Foiles
    Kylie - The Best Of Kylie Minogue CD/DVD Version
    Kylie - Body Language Australian Import
    Kylie - Body Language US Bonus Track version
    Kylie - Boombox
    Kylie - Can't Get You Out Of My Head
    Kylie - Chocolate
    Kylie - Confide In Me: The Remixes
    Kylie - Japanese 2 Disc Tour Edition w/ extra bonus tracks
    Kylie - Get Outta My Way
    Kylie - Giving You Up
    Kylie - Greatest Hits: 87-97
    Kylie - Greatest Hits
    Kylie - Hits +
    Kylie - Impossible Princess 2 Disc Version
    Kylie - Into The Blue
    Kylie - Kiss Me Once CD/DVD deluxe
    Kylie - Kiss Me Once on vinyl
    Kylie - Kylie
    Kylie - Kylie Christmas CD/DVD Deluxe
    Kylie - Kylie Minogue 2 Disc Version
    Kylie - Let's Get To It 2 Disc w/ DVD Reissue
    Kylie - Light Years
    Kylie - Red Blooded Woman
    Kylie - Rhythm Of Love 2 Disc w/ DVD Reissue
    Kylie - Slow
    Kylie - X US Bonus Track
     
    Lady Gaga - ARTPOP
    Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
    Lady Gaga - Born This Way Deluxe
    Lady Gaga - The Fame Import w/ Bonus Tracks
    Lady Gaga - The Fame Monster on CD and vinyl picture disc
    Lady Gaga - Just Dance
    Lady Gaga - Poker Face
    Lady Gaga - Paparazzi on vinyl
     
    Lil Kim - Hardcore
    Lil Kim - How Many Licks?
    Lil Kim - La Bella Mafia
    Lil Kim - The Naked Truth
    Lil Kim - No Matter What They Say 12" vinyl
    Lil Kim - Not Tonight
    Lil Kim - The Notorious K.I.M.
     
    Madonna - American Life
    Madonna - Angel/Into The Groove 12" vinyl
    Madonna - Bad Girl
    Madonna - Beautiful Stranger
    Madonna - Bedtime Stories CD and vinyl
    Madonna - Bedtime Story
    Madonna - Celebration 2 Disc Deluxe
    Madonna - Confessions On A Dance Floor Limited Edition w/ Bonus Track
    Madonna - The Confessions Tour
    Madonna - Crazy For You 45 on vinyl
    Madonna - Deeper And Deeper
    Madonna - Die Another Day
    Madonna - Don't Tell Me (I have 2 versions of this single)
    Madonna - Dress You Up 12" vinyl
    Madonna - Drowned World/Substitute for Love (I have 2 versions of this single)
    Madonna - Sex Book Bonus CD (Don't have the book :()
    Madonna - Erotica (Single)
    Madonna - Erotica
    Madonna - Evita 2 Disc Version
    Madonna - Fever
    Madonna - Frozen
    Madonna - Get Together
    Madonna - Ghosttown
    Madonna - GHV2
    Madonna - Girl Gone Wild
    Madonna - Hard Candy
    Madonna - Hard Candy 3LP vinyl
    Madonna - Hollywood
    Madonna - Human Nature
    Madonna - Hung Up on 12" vinyl
    Madonna - I'm Breathless
    Madonna - The Immaculate Collection
    Madonna - Jump
    Madonna - Justify My Love on CD and vinyl
    Madonna - Keep It Together on CD and vinyl
    Madonna - Like A Prayer on CD and vinyl
    Madonna - Like A Prayer (Single)
    Madonna - Like A Virgin (Album) on CD and vinyl
    Madonna - Like A Virgin 2001 Remastered
    Madonna - Like A Virgin 12" vinyl single
    Madonna - Like A Virgin & Other Big Hits Record Store Day Rerelease on vinyl
    Madonna - Living For Love
    Madonna - Madonna on CD and vinyl
    Madonna - Madonna 2001 remastered
    Madonna - MDNA Deluxe
    Madonna - Music (Album) on CD and vinyl (vinyl includes American Pie)
    Madonna - Music (Album) Hong Kong import w/ Bonus Disc
    Madonna - Music (Single)
    Madonna - Nothing Fails
    Madonna - The Power Of Good-Bye
    Madonna - Rain
    Madonna - Ray Of Light (Album) on CD and vinyl
    Madonna - Ray Of Light (I have 3 different versions of the single)
    Madonna - Rebel Heart Deluxe on vinyl
    Madonna - Rebel Heart Super Deluxe
    Madonna - Remixed & Revisited
    Madonna - Rescue Me
    Madonna - Revolver
    Madonna - Secret
    Madonna - Something To Remember
    Madonna - Sorry on CD and vinyl
    Madonna - Take A Bow
    Madonna - True Blue on CD and vinyl
    Madonna - Vogue
    Madonna - White Heat 45 on vinyl
    Madonna - Who's That Girl
    Madonna - You Can Dance on CD and vinyl
    Madonna - You Must Love Me
     
    Mariah Carey - Butterfly
    Mariah Carey - Charmbracelet
    Mariah Carey - Daydream
    Mariah Carey - E=MC^2
    Mariah Carey - The Emancipation of Mimi Platinum Edition
    Mariah Carey - Emotions
    Mariah Carey - Fantasy
    Mariah Carey - It's Like That 12" vinyl
    Mariah Carey - Mariah Carey
    Mariah Carey - Me. I Am Mariah...The Elusive Chanteuse Deluxe
    Mariah Carey - Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel 2 Disc w/ Obsessed remixes
    Mariah Carey - Music Box
    Mariah Carey - My All
    Mariah Carey - My All/Stay Awhile
    Mariah Carey - Rainbow
    Mariah Carey - The Remixes
    Mariah Carey - Through The Rain
     
    Miley Cyrus - Bangerz
     
    Nick Jonas - Nick Jonas Deluxe
     
    Nicki Minaj - The Pinkprint
    Nicki Minaj - Prink Friday: Roman Reloaded The Re-Up
     
    No Doubt - Push & Shove Deluxe
    No Doubt - Push & Shove 12" vinyl picture disc
    No Doubt - Rock Steady
    No Doubt - Tragic Kingdom
     
    Rihanna - ANTi
     
    RuPaul - Foxy Lady
    RuPaul - It's Raining Men...The Sequel!
    RuPaul - Red Hot
    RuPaul - Supermodel Of The World
     
    Selena Gomez - Revival Target Edition
    Selena Gomez - Stars Dance Target Edition
     
    Shakira - Oral Fixation Vol 2
    Shakira - She Wolf Deluxe
     
    t.A.T.u. - 200 KM/H In The Wrong Lane
    t.A.T.u. - Dangerous & Moving CD/DVD Version
     
    Taylor Dayne - Tell It To My Heart album
     
    Taylor Swift - 1989 on vinyl
     
    Tinashe - Aquarius Best Buy Edition
     
    Zayn - Mind Of Mine Target Edition
     
  4. Ryan Zamolodchikova
    12: Enjoy Yourself
     

     
    Filler
    Highlights: Wouldn't Change A Thing, Never Too Late
    Can Go Suck A Dick: The Rest
     
    11: Kylie
     

     
    Really cute but still filler. Turn It Into Love is heavenly tho
    Highlights: I Should Be So Lucky, Got To Be Certain, Turn It Into Love
    Can Go Suck A Dick: the rest
     
    10: X
     

     
    Xtra. The non filler songs are really amazing though! It actually makes me feel good for placing it so low. Best song is a Body Language reject.
    Highlights: Like A Drug, In My Arms, Speakerphone, Sensitized, The One, All I See, Stars
    Can Go Suck A Dick: Wow
     
    9: Let's Get To It
     

     
    I still think this album is highly underrated and has AMAZING songs. I guess it goes to show how much quality the rest of the albums have. Too Much Of A Good Thing deserves justice and should have been a worldwide #1 smash like Can't Get Who Out Of My Life
    Highlights: Word Is Out, Give Me Just A Little More Time, Too Much Of A Good Thing, Finer Feelings, Let's Get To It, Live And Learn, I Guess I Like It Like That, Do You Dare, Closer
    Can Go Suck A Dick: No World Without You, If You Were Generic Now
     
    8: Aphrodite
     

     
    I loved this album so much when I got into Kylie but that same spark just isn't there anymore and I saw how amazing the rest of her discography is. It is extremely safe and borderlines generic but the highlights are HIGHLIGHTS and destroy careers.
    Highlights: All The Lovers, Get Outta My Way, Everything Is Beautiful, Cupid Boy, Can't Beat The Feeling, Go Hard Or Go Home
    Can Go Suck A Dick: Mighty Cringes, Too Much
     
    7: Kiss Me Once
     

     
    This album does not deserve the hate it gets at all! This was my Summer album for 2014 and it deserves just so much justice! She is pure pop Kylie on this and did a less safe version of Aphrodite which was basically what her stans wanted. She delivered and got shit on.
    Highlights: Into The Blue, I Was Gonna Cancel, Sexy Love, Sexercize, Feels So Good, If Only, Les Sex, Fine, Sparks
    Can Go Suck A Dick: Beautiful, Mr. President
     
    6: Rhythm Of Love
     

     
    An overrated but still amazing album. ROL is nothing short of pure pop bops. She has a few times times to recreate a pure pop album like this but has failed every time, examples are ^^^. Also, some of the best singles of her career and showed a great change in her career.
    Highlights: Better The Devil You Know, Step Back In Time, What Do I Have To Do, Always Find The Time, Shocked, One Boy Girl, Things Can Only Get Better, Rhythm Of Love
    Can Go Suck A Dick: That Things Can Only Get Better wasn't a single
     
    5: Body Language
     

     
    Another overrated but still amazing album of hers. I didn't like this album at first then I saw the light and realized how flawless it is. I also love how different it is compared to Fever and I'm surprised that it didn't help catapult her career in the good ole Murica. Especially since us Muricans got 2 great bonus tracks, Cruise Control and You Make Me Feel. Also, flawless single choices.
    Highlights: Slow, Secret (Take You Home), Promises, Red Blooded Woman, Chocolate, Obsession, I Feel For You, Someday, Loving Days, Slow Motion
    Can Go Suck A Dick: The overly album cover
     
    4: Light Years
     

     
    Underrated. Gay. So gay. Dedicated to the gays. Home of the Gayest Song of her career. Ends careers. Unnecessarily hated on.
    Highlights: Spinning Around, On A Night Like This, So Now Goodbye, Disco Down, Loveboat, Your Gays Need You, Please Slay, Under The Influence Of Love, I'm So High, Kids, Light Years, Physical
    Can Go Suck A Dick: Physical not being on WW edition 
     
    3: Fever
     

     
    Her most timeless album in my opinion. I also feel the album can't be fully enjoyed without listening to the FULL version aka Japanese tour edition with all 18 songs. 
    Highlights: More More More, Love At First Sight, Can't Get You Out Of My Extra Long Song Title, Fragile, Come Into My Ass, In Your Eyes, Love Affair, Your Love, Good Like That, Baby, Boy, Whenever You Feel Like It, GODROPE
    Can Go Suck A Dick: Tightrope not being on WW editions and not being a single. It could have SMASHED and I will never forgive Kylie for making it just a Australian and Japanese bonus track.
     
    2: Kylie Minogue
     

     
    Used to be my fave but shit happens I guess. Kylie decided to take a different route in pop music with this and first showed people how different she can be. Even though she doesn't have many writing creds, I still feel this album is really personal. Flaw. Free.
    Highlights: Confide In Me, Surrender, Where Is The Feeling?, Put Yourself In My Place, Dangerous Game, Where Has The Love Gone, Falling, Time Will Pass You By, Love Is Waiting, Nothing Can Stop Us
    Can Go Suck A Dick: THE FACT THAT THERE ARE NO HQ PHOTOS FROM THE ALBUM COVER SHOOT
     
    1: Impossible Princess
     

     
    So personal. Showed her true artistry. Can and never will be recreated. She really should do another album like this despite the horrible reviews she got by fans and critics. I used to HATE this album but then I started relating to the songs and really appreciating her artistry. This is both art and pop.
    Highlights: Too Far, Cowboy Style, Some Kind Of Bliss, Did It Again, Breathe, Say Hey, Drunk, I Don't Need Anyone, Jump, Limbo, Through The Years, Dreams, Tears, Love Takes Over Me, This Girl
    Can Go Suck A Dick: TAKE ME WITH YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON HERE AND I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HER FOR PAYING DUST TO THIS ALMOST 10 MINUTE LONG MASTERPIECE.
     
    Ryanism Of The Day: If you wish you could un-prolapse your asshole or grow your penis, those are the Dreams.mp3 of an Impossible Princess.rar
  5. Ryan Zamolodchikova
    So, now that I have let Glory set in, I will do a rank of her albums. Britney has a pretty solid discography and she is my day one ride or die main bitch, I will do ha first.
    9: Myah Jean

     
    Even with all it's controversy and shit, it is still a good album. Not great, not amazing, not horrible. Good.
    It does sound kinda dated, even at release, but it definitely has some great songs such as Alien. The collabs were horrid and should just no. The whole album was basically a lie to me.
    Highlights: Alien, Work Bitch, Perfume, Body Ache, Hold On Tight
    Can Go Suck A Dick: Chillin' With Who, Dik Dik Boom, Walmart version of Wake Me Up by Avicii
     
    8: Femme Fatale

     
    Just gonna use this pic because from 2011-2013 this pic was used for EVERYTHING.
    Femme Fatale is really great and was experimental with dub step and EDM which is amazing. Unfortunately, the album just doesn't have any replay value to me but I used to love it.
    Highlights: Selfish, Inside Out, Big fat Bass (underrated bop), He About To Lose Me, Don't Keep Me Waiting, Scary
    Can Go Suck A Dick: Steam me like a pot of vegetables
     
    7: Oops! I Did It Again

     
    A huge part of my childhood and I love it so much but Dear Diary just stains it in my opinion. I actually feel pretty shitty for putting this so low on my list but it just proves how amazing her future music has become. So many bops and classic 00s teen pop. It will always hold a special place in my heart.
    Highlights: Stronger, Don't Go Knockin' At My Door, (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction, Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know, What U See (Is What U Get), Lucky, Where Are You Now, Can't Make You Love Me, Girl In The Mirror
    Can Go Suck A Dick: Dear Diary
     
    6: ...Baby One More Time

     
    What got me into Britney Spears. I was 2 years old and bopping to this album when it came out because my sister had it. I would shake my saggy diaper ass to it and there used to be video of it. This album will always hold a special place in my heart even though it does have a few duds. But the best songs are far superior to the shitty ones.
    Highlights: ...Baby One More Time, (You Drive Me) Crazy, Sometimes, Soda Pop, Born To Make You Happy, From The Bottom of My Broken Heart, I Will Be There, Deep In My Heart, The Beat Goes On, Autumn Goodbye
    Can Go Suck A Dick: That irrelevant Don who song, I'll Never Start Loving You
     
    5: Britney

     
    A great coming of age album. It has teen pop, some sexy, and a few cum stains. This really helped her change her image into more of what she wanted. I still want to see what she wanted the album to be before the Crossroads songs got forced onto the album. I'm a slaaaaaaavvvveee 4 Brinny
    Highlights: Before The Goodbye, I Run Away, I'm A Slave 4 U, Overprotected, Cinderella, Anticipating, That's Where You Take Me, What It's Like To Be Me, Lonely
    Can Go Suck A Dick: I Love Dick and Bombastic Hate
     
    4: Glory

    (A pic I had the amazing @Bradley make for me)
    I still can't get over how amazing this album is tbh. It isn't her best, even though a lot of her delusional army say differently, but still a career highlight. Also, it is obviously her best album of the decade. It is just pure pop and doesn't try too hard. IT just flows and gets my river flowing.
    Highlights: Private Show, Man On The Moon, Just Luv Me, Do You Wanna Slay Me Queen?, Slumber Party, Just Like Me, Love Me Down, What You Need, Better, Change Your Mind (No Seas Cortes), Liar, If i'm Dancing, Coupure Electrique
    Can Go Suck A Dick: Hard To Remember Ya
     
    3: Blackout

     
    It's Britney, bitch. Full of banger after banger after a dud, after banger. You can never appreciate this album enough and still needs more recognition. I still can't believe Britney did THIS. Am I gonna digress and get into the darker side of this era? No cuz I'm not a little bitch.
    Highlights: Gimme More, Piece Of Me, Radar, Break the Ice, Get Naked (I Got A Plan), Freakshow, Toy Soldier, Hot As Ice, Ooh Ooh Baby, Why Should I Be Sad, Outta This World, Get Back
    Can Go Suck A Dick: The album booklet
     
    2: Circus

     
    I feel other than the singles, this is Britney's most forgotten album. Also very underrated. Bop after bop after bop and omg the ballads and mid tempos>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    Highlights: Womanizer, Circus, Out From Under, Kill The Lights, Shattered Glass, If U Seek Amy, Unusual You, Blur, Mmm Papi, Mannequin, Lace And Leather, My Baby, Radar, Rock Me In, Phonography, Amnesia, Quicksand, Trouble
    Can Go Suck A Dick: ALL THE PEOPLE WHO PAY THIS MASTERPIECE DUST
     
    1: In The Zone

     
    An album. God Spoke. Sexy. Urban. Pop. Experimental. Liberating. Everything.
    First album I ever bought. Don't Regret it. Fave album of all time.
    Highlights: Me Against The Music, (I Got That) Boom Boom, Showdown, Breathe On Me, Early Mornin', Toxic, Outrageous, Touch Of My Hand, The Hook Up, Shadow, Brave New Girl, Everytime, Me Against the Music (Rishi Rich's Desi Kulcha Remix), The Answer, Don't Hang Up
    Can Go Suck A Dick: You
     
    Ryanism Of the Day: If you can't love yourself, go suck a dick
  6. Ryan Zamolodchikova
    So I decided to write a diss remix for Myah Jean, let me know what you think
     
    Got that money that you love
    The kind that drove you crazy
    Exactly what you're dreaming of
    I'll give it to you baby
    14 songs in total
    Myah singing out her lungs
    While you're sitting down in the studio
    On your...your ass
     
    Heart's beating fast
    When I'm pressing play
    I hear you in the back
    And I just can't believe
     
    She sounds just like you, just like you
    No, I just can't believe
    She sounds just like you, just like you
    Just like you, ooh
     
    Stems, they leak
    And I can't even sleep
    I hear you in the back
    And I just can't believe
     
    She sounds just like you, just like you
    No, I just can't believe
    She sounds just like you, just like you
    Just like you, ooh
     
    Myah can, Myah can, Myah can go suck a dick
    Your team, your team, your team can go suck a dick
    Will.i.am, will.i.am, will.i.am can go suck a dick
    Myah Jean, Myah Jean, not Britney Jean
     
    Stems, they leak
    And I can't even sleep
    I hear you in the back
    And I just can't believe
     
    She sounds just like you, just like you
    No, I just can't believe
    She sounds just like you, just like you
    Just like you, ooh
  7. Ryan Zamolodchikova
    So, idk but lately I just haven't been doing good emotionally. I've just been all over the place in my head the past week. It isn't that anything bad has been happening, actually a few good things happened to me concerning my job. A lot of past events just keep going through my mind. Some recent mistakes, breakup, things that have been said, done, etc. and it's just been affecting me so negatively that nothing is really cheering me up. I just want this little depressing phase to be over already because it is such a shitty feeling. I feel like there is a dark heavy weight on me and preventing me from feeling good that long. I just don't know what to fucking do tbh.
     
    If anyone else is struggling, make sure you have someone to vent to. It really does help having someone who listens and really cares and lets you bitch all you want. Expressing your feelings is like releasing a pressure. A pressure that keeps pushing you down until you explode which is usually really fucking bad lol With some things, I feel I'm beyond that. Like, some things are so implanted in me, I just can't shake it off. Especially things concerning my self esteem. They just really fucking stick to me.
     
    I don't really wanna try to write any advice because I'd just be contradicting what I just said since it obviously isn't helping me or I'm not following the advice. Except the venting, I'm just venting with this and shit.
     
     
     
     
    Ryanism of the day: Not using enough lube or just spit can cause to anal prolapse
  8. Ryan Zamolodchikova
    Today, I will be reviewing my favorite Janet album, The Velvet Rope

    I will not be including interludes because why would I?
    1: Velvet Rope (10/10)
    Such an amazing start to the album and gives a general idea of what the album will be. To be honest, what isn't perfect about this song? It's beautiful with a hint of haunting and she spills the tea. Also the violins tho, adds so much drama.
    2: You (6/10)
    A great fuck you song that also spills some great tea. The lyrics are also really good but something about it just seems a little off.
    3: Got 'Til It's Gone (8/10)
    Chill but still kinda heavy and reminds me of the janet. album. It was a great choice for lead single since it does give a general idea of the album as far as theme and darkness.
    4: My Need (7/10)
    The sexual lyrics tho "I just want you inside, baby" "Tonight, I feel so tight" oh my jesus Janet pop that pussy severely! Nothing stands out about it tho
    5: Go Deep (10/10)
    THIS BOP GOES OFF!  My favorite bop/not serious song on the album. It is just so amazing, the lyrics, production, vocals, EVERYTHING
    6: Free Xone (9/10)
    Yas at her including the gays on her album! This song could have been hit or miss but she executed it perfectly.
    7: Together Again (10/10)
    What were you expecting? Beautiful soft start then it goes OFF and it is literally sent from heaven
    8: Empty (8/10)
    So beautiful and great lyrically. This song can do no wrong
    9: What About (10/10)
    This song hits me really hard because I relate to it. Fave song on the album
    10: Every Time (9/10)
    Great lyrics, melodies, everything
    11: Tonight's The Night (7/10)
    It's cute
    12: I Get Lonely (8/10)
    A great single choice and love the beat to it but sometimes it's pretty forgettable and idk why she sampled it in Dammn Baby but it worked so well. Extra points for being in 2015
    13: Rope burn (8/10)
    Reminds me of Got 'Til It's Gone but still great in its own way. It's so smooth and makes me want some rope burn 
    14: Anything (7/10)
    Tbh sounds like it could be on All For You so extra points for being ahead of its time but loses points for probably not being as good as the songs like it on All for You
    15: Special (7/10)
    Really cute lyrics but idk about the rest
    16: Can't Be Stopped (9/10)
    Why the fuck is it a hidden track? It's a bop!
     
    Album Score: 8.31
    This album has great lyrics and production and all of Janet's pain really shows through. Although it is overrated, it still is amazing, unique, and deserves the praise.

  9. Ryan Zamolodchikova
    If you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

    Loving yourself is really a lot more important than you think. It basically affects every aspect of your life whether you notice it or not, let alone admit it or not. The love and acceptance you have of yourself directly correlates with your true confidence (not the fake shit y'all bitches pretending to have), some social skills, romantic life, etc. Loving yourself has to do with your body, flaws, mentalities, decisions, and much more. However, people struggle with loving their body most which is pretty fucking obvious if you look around at all the beauty standards. This can be for males and females because both have unfair beauty standards but mostly affects females unfortunately.
    I've become more confident in all areas simce my breakup with my ex (Who put me down a lot and manipulated me into thinking I wasn't good enough) and it has made me a lot more positive and comfortable with life. there are still areas I struggle with, especially my self worth, but it is still a work in progress. It will always be a work in progress because sometimes people just get to you. Just always believe in yourself. Love yourself. It took a lot of heartache to get me where I am now. I want all the big bitches to realize they are ***flawless. I want all the underweight thotties realize they are ***flawless. I want all the people with a mental disorder they are ***flawless. I WANT EVERYBODY TO REALIZE THEY ARE *********FLAWLESS
    NOW CAN I GET AN AMEN?!?
  10. Ryan Zamolodchikova
    I decided to start this with a well liked and well known album. I've always wanted to do reviews for albums and stuff so here's a go. 
    Ray Of Light is considered by most as Madonna's best album or up there with Like a Prayer. It was her last album of the 90s and her stupid bitch of a daughter made it so she couldn't tour (Just kidding I love Lola). It is definitely a trend setting album for experimenting with electronica, drum'n'bass, and early forms of what is now EDM.
    1: Drowned World/Substitute For Love (8/10)
    The opening track and 3rd single is a gentle song about realizing you're a materialistic hoe. I love how soft it is and the lyrics are very well written. Slowly the song builds up from a minimalist ballad to a soft guitar mid tempo with her serving a little vocal.
    2: Swim (8/10)
    Swim is a very interesting song "Students rape their teachers." It's a mid tempo about all the negativity in the world and wanting to escape it. That bridge thoooooo it's so good. But all together the lyrics are kinda basic but the production makes up for it and it can definitely get stuck in your head.
    3: Ray Of Light (9/10)
    This song can do no wrong. It goes AWFF and she serves vocals. The only bad things about it are the lyrics and the fact that it's basically a cover. The lyrics are kinda basic but have great metaphors so they are alright. Her vocals are so amazing and her high note>>>>>>>>>> AND I FEEEeeEeEEELLLlLlllL
    4: Candy Perfume Girl (7/10)
    I used to hate this song but it has kinda grown on me. I love the buildup in the bridge and after. The lyrics are on point but the vocals sound so monotone and detached but the song is about being so attached and obsessed but whatevs you do you thottie
    5: Skin (10/10)
    ***Flawless. Experimental. Excellent lyrics. Great vocals. Enough Said.
    6: Nothing Really Matters (10/10)
    What is there not to like about the song? And it obviously had impact since like half the queens on Season 8 of Drag Race did the look from the video for A Night of 1000 Madonnas. Another song about realizing she was a selfish cunt but then changed. Kinda basic lyrics but it's an amazing pop song so it's excusable. "Nothing takes the dark away like the light" No shit ding bat I never would have guessed. The video and everything about the song are amazing tho.
    7: Sky Fits Heaven (8/10)
    Good lyrics with a great electronica instrumental with a side of vocals = A masterpiece 
    8: Shanti/Ashtangi (4/10)
    Amazing lyrics but that's it.
    9: Frozen (10/10)
    Do I really need to explain?
    10: The Power of Good-Bye (10/10)
    This song hits me really hard because I relate to it so much because of my last relationship. The lyrics are so incredible that I white girl can't even. The video also is just as amazing and I hate that this song is paid dust as a single.
    11: To Have And Not To Hold (6/10)
    Great lyrics but overall the song is kinda bland.
    12: Little Star (7/10)
    Little Star is a cute song for her daughter wishing the best for her and hope she realizes she will always be a star. It's cheesy but cute so it gets extra points for blending both perfectly.
    13: Mer Girl (10/10)
    I pay this song dust but everything about it blows my mind. Tbh Idk what to say about this song because it's hard to describe. It's just so haunting, especially the end and what the song is about.
    14: Has To Be (7/10)
    I bet y'all didn't think I'd include this. Not the best song on the album but not the worst. The lyrics are short and sweet but good. Everything else makes up for it so it's okay
     
    Album Rating:
    8.14/10
     
    If you guys like it, I'll do more. If not, I'll probably do more anyways. If you want me to do a certain album/single, comment it 
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