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Status Updates posted by Holly
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A disturbing amount of these new video games revolving around androids end with me wanting to fuck the robot.
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Okay wtf I swore I had like 3000 something rep points but now I only have 1200 not that it matters but cmon did a bunch of old threads get deleted or something
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Officially got my job offer to stay on as permanent full-time, after a successful six month contract for the government
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Does FOTP have a regular plug.dj meetup or anything?
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I haven't even downloaded Joanne yet, because deep down I just don't care...... nnnnnnn...... this doesn't bode well...
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Guess who's got a 12 day holiday in Hong Kong, paid entirely for by a hot Russian seven years older than me?
It starts two days from now, happy to provide pics as proof if y'all don't believe.
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Sooo, guess who has a Russian cutie paying for me to go stay with him in Hong Kong for nearly three weeks?
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Thanks to everyone who voted for me! Winning Most Missed is so amazing The awards in general were amazing, such production value tbh. I'm sorry I didn't make it to see the member awards, my grandma died on Friday so I've kinda had a lot going on lately. Thanks to all you people who freaked out in the chat when I won, that was nice to see Americunt winning smartest member was very well deserved, though I still think my Ciara thread was robbed for thread of the year. Thanks for stanning my thread, Arya, and thanks for snitching on me about the NZ dick I've been sucking, Infrared.
@BJORK, @Americunt, @Arya, @Kali, @chris, @Infrared, @Philip, @Sylk, @Dita, @Tasso, @LadyGootgoot.
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Guess who's now working in Andrew Little's office... (Leader of the Labour Party of NZ).
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ALERT: DAVID GEST IS ACTUALLY DEAD THIS TIME, AND TIFFANY POLLARD JUST RELEASED "DAVID IS DEAD!" TEE SHIRTS. AWKWARD.
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okay so a fwb of mine just bought me a $200 vibrator?
now I understand why y'all are so into dating older men.- Show previous comments 4 more
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@Holly i was joking, i did had a friend with benefits aswell and he used to buy me shit, but well, mostly they were gifts cause i never wanted to fuck someone to buy me stuff, anyway i don't see him cause i found out he was married and has a kid and that was surprising cause we have the same age
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So, guess who's officially a Parliamentary intern? Hint: It's me.
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About to go in for my parliamentary internship interview. Get ready for the meltdown afterwards, gorls.
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David Bowie just died while Angie Bowie is on Celebrity Big Brother UK. This is going to be sad as fuck.
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TFW I slept through New Years because I was exhausted from work
TFW I'm gonna flop again on twitter because I can barely find time lately -
SAW STAR WARS. Benefits of living in NZ, we get things first. I won't spoil anything, apart from the fact I thought that it was a weird directorial decision to make the entire second act black and white ewok porn. I'm sure it was a metaphor for something.
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Dated a Ukrainian guy and now I have two guys paying for my ticket to go see Star Wars
Hope it's good
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I've turned into such a mess recently
Ages without sex then random drunken hookup with a stranger involving me getting into their car and going back to their place, dinner with Wednesday with another guy (he's paying, it's expensive), got yet another guy to buy me a Star Wars ticket under guise of it being a date too, hookup guy is still texting me wanting to hang out...
What kind of feminist- Show previous comments 13 more
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@Onika - just do a random hookup and then ditch in the morning while he's in the shower I didn't want things to be awkward, you know? Then he texts wanting to hang out later. You gotta be the bitch in the situation, man. Leave them wanting more. You're the priceless one, they need to prove themselves to /you/
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@Holly you heartless
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Just found out that I got an overall A for a course which was 60% massive research project about the TPPA which burned my brain out, and 40% an exam which I didn't feel great about afterwards?
Another day, another slay.