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In order to get a stan badge, an artist must have released some kind of full-length project: either an album or EP. Normani hasn't done that yet, so she isn't eligible.

The Saturdays are great! Really the spiritual successor to Girls Aloud in a lot of ways.  

Nadine has a great voice in the context of Girls Aloud, but it feels a bit much when taken alone. I do like her personality a lot, though!  

Nicola certainly has a really unique voice and she's also the best songwriter of the five by a lot, which matters to me, since that's something I respect a lot.

I think Kimberley's got good technical skill vocally, but her voice is just not very interesting.

Cheryl's voice is probably the second most unique of the group and though she is definitely the weakest live, that's never been something that mattered all that much to me, tbh. Some of her work as a soloist is quite generic, but she's also managed to get some serious earworm songs released with her branding ("Parachute", "Call My Name", "Fight For This Love" and "Love Made Me Do It" to name just a few).

Sarah...god, where do I even start? I find her voice quite scratchy and grating to listen to for anything more than a line or two, which I could get past if she was a good person, but if you watch any interview she's ever done, you'll quickly find that she's also an extremely rude, prudish, misogynistic hypocrite. Her personality is just absolutely insufferable, which is a huuuuge turnoff.  

Do you have any opinions on The Saturdays or Sugababes?

Nicola's solo work is definitely the best of the lot; Cinderella's Eyes is a great pop record. Cheryl has like 1.5 good albums worth of material across her albums and though she undoubtedly had the best singles out of their solo stuff, she also has tons of filler tracks and boring shit. I listened to Kimberley's album like once and it really didn't do anything for me. Never listened to Nadine's solo stuff because I felt like listening to a whole record of just her voice would be exhausting to my ears.  And I really loathe Sarah as a person, so I've never bothered with her work either.

I think it'd be this?

1. Untouchable
2. Love Machine
3. Biology
4. No Good Advice
5. The Promise

I'd maybe switch out "No Good Advice" for "Something New" or "Sexy! No No No...", but I'm not sure. It's hard to pick, because their run of singles was sooooo strong.  

Tbh, it's not even in their top 3 best singles. Maybe top 5. 

If you really only want to be his friend and you're not interested in an FWB type thing with him, just cut it off now. He had ample opportunity to lay out if he wanted a sexual relationship with you at the very beginning and he either changed his mind ridiculously quickly (meaning he's super wishy-washy and could just as easily change his mind again) or he was lying from the start in order to seem aloof, which is just an annoying waste of time.

Be young, be dope, be proud, like an @Americunt!  

Not my responsibility anymore, since I’m sunsetting as a mod at the moment.

Alright, that's enough. This status is now locked. If you want to continue this conversation, either take it to private messages or No Holds Barred.

Calm it down, ladies.

Galaxies is still her best song though  

About a week ago. We didn't announce it because it was such a minor thing.

It's an area of the Mojave Desert that's been purported by conspiracy theorists to contain a secret research compound that studies alien technology.

In reality, it's a top secret military research facility where cutting edge weapons and tech are tested. The SR-71 Blackbird (formerly the most high tech stealth plane in existence) was developed there, for instance.

The options this month were limited enough that we decided to skip the poll. It happens occasionally.

The egg, laid by something that wasn't a chicken.

Fire away (x4)

Thread was removed. Louis Farrakhan's racist rantings are not news. There's no point in posting his stuff here, just like there's no point in posting stuff from Milo Yiannopoulos or other insane "commentators". It just helps them further their platform and that should not be something we do here.

@Chris Morlock For the millionth time, NO, the Melanie Martinez rape accusations were not “debunked”. Melanie fans invented a whole bunch of meaningless evidence to blindly support their idol. Believing she’s not a rapist because you watched a Youtube video saying she wasn’t is basically akin to believing vaccinations cause autism because you read about some mommy blogger whose autistic child just happened to be vaccinated.

Her albums were never released in the US, which is why they're not on streaming platforms in the US.

Well, of course fans of Melanie Martinez are going to defend her like the sycophants they are. Solely caring about the evidence they've invented to suit their narrative is like relying solely on Fox News for information; a tremendously bad idea.

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We don't have any rules about nicknames. Just don't say anything that could be interpreted as trolling in one of the artist sections.  

Gays and girls like it because it’s an excuse to get trashed on mimosas in the middle of the day while indulging in extremely rich food.  

Lemme know whenever you've got a time nailed down.