Darth Sidious

I don't really care if he wants to put his own spin on church camp music or shit like that. I'm just glad he got rid of the porn-stache. It DIDN'T work for him.

I know he’s in the grip of a manic episode — but someone needs to wrestle his phone away from him.

We're #1 USA USA USA! Go 'Merica Flags, freedom, football, jesus, 'rona.

Don't say that, next thing you know we'll see a video of him shitting on a grammy. Because, evidently, this is what we've come to.

Tell me again how we're not supposed to call him mentally ill?

Looooooool — this just made my day wonderful. In that case, I will do as he asks.

Right... his friend.

Didn’t she hit #1 with something else too?

I feel like I’d be more interested in this if I were heterosexual

Lol, are you serious? Madge will probably be remembered as one of the influential artists to ever live, not just in the piddly confines of Pop Music.

If we’re being entirely honest — we’re unlikely to see a noticeable change when she assumes complete control. As far as standard of living goes, you don’t get worse than your average citizen of the DPRK. All we’ll probably see is more lurid stories of torture to come out of that country. China and SK want to keep that mess in its box — and as long as she keeps order, it’s doubtful we’ll notice any difference. The fear is what will happen when that country’s nuclear weapons and WMDs fall into the hands of a woman that is, by all accounts, a stone cold psychopath. That’s what should concern us here.

His sister. He’s had his other siblings murdered or sidelined. He is married, but it’s unknown if he has any children with them — and even if he does, they’ll be inconsequential for quite some time.

The implication of course being that TMZ has sources embedded in North Korea. And on a serious note: his sister is reported to be a demonic sadist — so, we should be careful what we wish for.

You have to understand the district she's running in. She's running in San Francisco proper, that district is represented by the most powerful elected Democrat in the country, the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi. This crazy twat knows that she's not going to win it, the only time Speaker Pelosi came close to losing her seat was in 1987, when she was first running to fill that empty seat in Congress, and she almost lost it to another Democrat. This bitch running as a Republican in one of the most liberal, if not the most liberal, district in the country just thinks if she notches up the crazy, she'll make a name for herself with right wing crackpots.

That is Nancy Pelosi’s District if I’m not mistaken. That’s cute.