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Darth Sidious

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  1. Ready for Michelle Yeoh to earn her rightful Oscar tonight yas2

     

    1. California boy

      California boy

      She deserves to win tbh but Cate Blanchett is a tough competitor brit1

  2. I think Rihanna just announced that she’s pregnant. 
     

    Better postpone that album for another decade 🪦

  3.  

    Bitch is a poet.

    1. Lynk

      Lynk

      She’s truly the gift that keeps on giving 

    2. Princess Aurora

      Princess Aurora

      She's hilarious rip4 

  4. You want to know why God let’s the good die young? Because he’s too busy listening to Carly Rae Jensen’s “The Loneliest Time” moo1

     

  5. The AG wants all the smoke.

  6. Cuff it > Blow bey5

  7. I still don’t get Olivia Rodrigo. I tried, she just bounces off my head.

    1. jrdn

      jrdn

      I'm the same. I have nothing to hate her for, i just don't get the appeal. 

    2. Chris

      Chris

      i played her album once and the ONLY song i could tolerate was hope ur ok cos of the lyrics true1 

  8. Sir, I cannot buy your records if you’ve killed me. 

    1. Diego
    2. Roxiee

      Roxiee

      Heya How's you today? ( I'm checking up on everyone!)

  9. Just heard someone say that Iran is more progressive than the west because they subsidize sex change operations with tax payer funds. 
     

    Yes, because as a gay person — if you don’t undergo a forceable sex change, they’ll execute you by hanging you from a construction crane. 
     

    Idiot. 

  10. okay, this did it — I’m crying now. 

  11. Okay, but serve looks mama.

  12.  A suicidal deer decided to use my car to end it all tonight

     

    I am not at all upset to admit that I hoped the damn thing died slowly jj4

     

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    2. Darth Sidious

      Darth Sidious

      I can’t believe I left that up for 8 hours 🤣

       

      No, a damned DEER hit my car while going 40 mph. 
       

      Not a dear. fall2

       

    3. Lynk

      Lynk

      This has to be one of the funniest status updates I've ever read lmfao1

    4. Chris
  13. In case you forgot what kind of person Donald Trump is: 

     

  14. Adele is still trying to slowly kill me in five year increments.

  15. The doggies are mad about Superman’s son, aren’t they? ayumi1

  16. I’m ready for Adele to just bend me and the music industry over alex1

  17. Blowing up the entire economy and plunging the entire world into a crippling depression just to own the libs is not financially conservative jj3

     

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    My god, I always knew the Japanese would renew their dreams of world conquest ari7

    1. jrdn
    2. Urbi

      Urbi

      Omg not Britney becoming a PM of Japan! The power that she has… ny8 

  19. It took less than 2 hours, Republicans, but especially the ones in California, can eat shit jj2

  20. I’d forgotten how good Aaliyah was 🥲

    1. Mario Spears

      Mario Spears

      Such a talented legend. Especially Aaliyah was a great dancer 🌹❤️

      She was also a good singer. 

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