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  1. I wonder if they'd be angry if Lil Nas X gave a lap dance to god instead? 

    dead2

    1. Atlantis Princess

      Atlantis Princess

      That would be even more scandalous i think

    2. Chris Morlock

      Chris Morlock

      Oh they'd call it blasphemous which in their eyes is worse than blatant satanism. 

    3. Billie Frank

      Billie Frank

      We all know God was a bottom. 

  2. Goddamn, Taylor Swift can write a fucking song.  

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    2. LÉON

      LÉON

      Unlike Taylor, you can't write your own material ew1 @Royalty

    3. Royalty

      Royalty

      You're a little bitch ew1 @LÉON

    4. Billie Frank

      Billie Frank

      The downvote... I - 

  3. Just watched a whole segment on Fox News devoted to why Potatoes should have big cocks. 
     

    This is the state of the opposition in America. 
     

    dead4

     

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    2. Princess Aurora

      Princess Aurora

      Well, they both became International Icons after that movie true1 

    3. Chris Morlock

      Chris Morlock

      It actually started in the 50s with a real potato. 

    4. Princess Aurora

      Princess Aurora

      Really ? @Kuchisabishii I didn't know the story. I remember the toy due to the movie lol2 

  4. I never knew this song had a music video; it’s so glorious, I’m pressed, where has it been hiding?  tina1

     

     

    1. Billie Frank

      Billie Frank

      How did you not? Its iconic. Fits the song perfectly. ny6

    2. Kirjava

      Kirjava

      You've never seen it before? It's iconic. gaga13

  5. Everyone involved in the Capital Hill Insurrection should be sent to a gulag for 25 years of hard labor, minimum. 

    They think we're living in a Communist dictatorship, who are we to deny them their fantasy? ari2 

  6. This is the signature of a Member of Congress. 

    Good fucking god. 

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    2. Darth Sidious

      Darth Sidious

      This is that blonde wheelchair guy from North Carolina, he spoke at the RNC. He’s a 25 year old dude, and he writes like a 9 year old practicing cursive. 

    3. ajp

      ajp

      To be fair, they don’t teach cursive in schools anymore. The future doesn’t look good.gaga12

       

    4. Chris Morlock

      Chris Morlock

      they taught me cursive in 2nd grade. never used it tho

       

      also the tweet looks like it's deleted

  7. Trump has tried to get around his lifetime ban 9 times tonight, in four hours. 
     

    Nine ari9

    1. Madonna

      Madonna

      More desperate than any banned FOTP member dead2 

    2. Princess Aurora
  8. We’re going to have to deal with MAGA like the Germans dealt with the Nazis. Preferably before we have to undergo the trauma that the Nazis inflicted on everyone.

    1. Simón.

      Simón.

      Girl, you better deal better than Germans dealt with the Nazis. 

  9. I cannot believe I’m about to say this. 
     

    I do not hate Mike Pence. 

    1. Chris Morlock

      Chris Morlock

      What's he doing now dead2

  10. Some of these people face decades in jail.

     

  11. President Joe Biden

    Vice President Kamala Harris

    Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi

    Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer.

    the hobbit smile GIF

  12. Senate MINORITY leader Mitch McConnell ari6

  13. moo6

    Image may contain: text that says 'chart data @chartdata Billboard Hot 100: 2(+12) All Want For Christmas Is You, @MariahCarey [40 weeks]. *peak: #1 for 3 weeks* Traduire le Tweet 19:44 07/12/2020 TweetDeck'

    1. LittleDudeNT5

      LittleDudeNT5

      Imagine getting the song to number one two years in a row dead2 

  14. Bets on how much longer we have to keep humoring the Trump people and their delusional fantasy of four more years? 

  15. "How wonderful, we are all so thrilled that Joan has learned how to read." - Bette Davis on Joan Crawford, 1939. 

    Bette Davis and Joan Crawford Fight Timeline and Facts - True Story Behind  Feud: Bette and Joan

  16. CNN just called Pennsylvania for Biden.

    The nightmare is over oprah2

  17. Now I remember why Pence was perhaps the only Republican I loathed more than Trump.

    Been in the light of Trump’s crazy for so long that I almost forgot.

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