Darth Sidious

If I see an anti-vaccination person wearing one of those yellow stars — I’m going to jail. 
 

I’m not quite sure for what, it’ll depend on what I have in my hand, or the nearest blunt object, but I know it’ll end with me in the back of a cop car. 
 

As a historian, belittling victims of the Nazis is a sure fire way to get me to commit a felony