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  1. I just found out that there are Christians that write fanfiction about the bible brit15 

     

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    2. SWINΞ

      SWINΞ

      I was fortunate to grow up in a slightly progressive Christian church but have moved passed the church and even started going to school for theology. There SO MUCH to Christianity that the masses don’t know because they just listen to the church/ religion.

    3. Darth Sidious

      Darth Sidious

      I'm still not a fan - but I do hope that those sects of it take over these old conservative parts of it. 

    4. Anna-wa

      Anna-wa

      @Mamacita I'm not trying to 'convert' you (gosh no) but I can say this. I know that marriage equality getting legalized is FAR from the end of the battle. It's barely even the beginning. I would be dumb to think otherwise.

      HOWEVER, having said that, in my little small purple town I have seen SOOO much change in such a short amount of time after the law was put into place.

      Before it was legalized, I would go to this Christian camp (mostly just for the waterslides, ziplines, and all that fun stuff) and I asked one of my leaders in private about her opinions on gay relationships, and she basically shut that whole conversation down/was very homophobic.

      Fastforward to when it got legalized. I'm with that same Christian group, new leaders but same camp. I'm talking to two of them in private about stories I've written. I say to them "I didn't want to share my stories with you because they're GAY". And what do the two of them say to me? They say "I just want people to have a happy loving relationship. I don't care who it's with."

      Like... wow. In such a short time, my small purple town has seen a whole lot of changes. It's really quite amazing and it gives me hope.

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    2. DogsNotDead

      DogsNotDead

      Is it just me or does Marc Almond from Soft Cell look like Troye.

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    4. DogsNotDead

      DogsNotDead

      pretender.mp3 -Madonna

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    What a great way to end the day.

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  4. I'm finally going to learn how to code over the summer, even if straight up fucking murders me jj4

     

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    2. Electric

      Electric

      @Vespertine Yeah its simple once you know the basics, I just love how no matter how much you know - you always learn new stuff. I get fustrated alot as well, C, C++ or Visual ain't my cup of tea jj4 

    3. Onika

      Onika

      I mean I'm biased, but unless you plan on developing games (C++, typically, but that industry is a nightmare), focusing on web is probably more lucrative. Everything is moving to the web.

    4. TattooedHeart

      TattooedHeart

      @Vespertine Semicolons will be my downfall dead7

  5. I literally heard Ed Sheeran's Shape of You  for the first time today, and I've heard that chord progression on the chorus before, I know I have, I just can't think of where dead2

     

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    2. Darth Sidious

      Darth Sidious

      They better sue for real though. 

    3. Infrared

      Infrared

      It's not a very original song. The drum mirrors Controlla. The sound mirrors Cheap Thrill. It's like the A-YO of his album (or I'm predicting). New sound for him, but something we've heard from other artists.

    4. Dr. Slay

      Dr. Slay

      Ed Sheeran a 120% off bargain bin Taylor Swift with no original thought rip2

  6. How the hell did my uncle find my twitter? dead2

    It literally says I'm gay in the description box and I haven't told him fall2

    I WANNA DIE dead2

     

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    2. Darth Sidious

      Darth Sidious

      @Aidan.

      It is now, it wasn't when he followed the damn thing. 

      It didn't have anything raunchy on it, just my Mariah stan twitter shit dead2

      It literally said "homosexual" in the description box, so that cat is out of the bag. 

    3. Aidan.

      Aidan.

      The contact thing happened to me too. One day I get a notif "Your contact Mom is now on twitter" dead4

      Thank god I've had mine locked for years. Not that there's anything too too bad on there anyway.

      At least you know he'll be fine with it

    4. Princess Aurora
  7. Just watched a whole segment on Fox News devoted to why Potatoes should have big cocks. 
     

    This is the state of the opposition in America. 
     

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    2. Princess Aurora

      Princess Aurora

      Well, they both became International Icons after that movie true1 

    3. Chris

      Chris

      It actually started in the 50s with a real potato. 

    4. Princess Aurora

      Princess Aurora

      Really ? @Kuchisabishii I didn't know the story. I remember the toy due to the movie lol2 

  8.  A suicidal deer decided to use my car to end it all tonight

     

    I am not at all upset to admit that I hoped the damn thing died slowly jj4

     

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    2. Darth Sidious

      Darth Sidious

      I can’t believe I left that up for 8 hours 🤣

       

      No, a damned DEER hit my car while going 40 mph. 
       

      Not a dear. fall2

       

    3. Lynk

      Lynk

      This has to be one of the funniest status updates I've ever read lmfao1

    4. Chris
  9. Vogue was just playing on the radio, and one of my co-workers says this: 

    "No wonder all these girls are such whores, with Madonna as their influence." 

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    3. Systemagic

      Systemagic

      I've heard WOMEN say things like that, which is even sadder jj4

    4. Anna-wa

      Anna-wa

      @Systemagic Never trust girls who call boys 'girls' as insults or call other girls sl*ts. #lifemotto

  10. Goddamn, Taylor Swift can write a fucking song.  

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    2. Kylie

      Kylie

      You're a little bitch ew1 @LÉON

    3. jrdn

      jrdn

      The downvote... I - 

  11. So... the bank inside my store was robbed today at gunpoint during rush hour when all of our lines were backed up. 

    That was fun jj4

     

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    2. Sylk

      Sylk

      stay safe queen, they can try but they can't take that away from you! wub1 

    3. Chris

      Chris

      hope youre okay ohno1 

    4. Darth Sidious

      Darth Sidious

      Thanks everyone! 

      Yes, everyone's fine, a little shook, but fine, no one got hurt, not that much cash got stolen.

      Luckily for us, the Bank doesn't keep that much cash on them, and the reality is that we keep more money in our cash registers, and the safe in our central customer service desk than the bank keeps. So it could have been worse. 

       I'd send my thoughts to those Bank Tellers though because those guys and girls are the real traumatized ones. 

  12. Maybe my gayness is finally wearing off, La-La Land is boring me to tears sia2

     

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    2. Daenerys

      Daenerys

      these kind of posts are made to bait me to drag outside of BG i just know it

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    3. error404

      error404

      Oop @Mamacita we have been #EXPOSED delete this IMMEDIATELY before we get loaded with WPs fall1

    4. Darth Sidious

      Darth Sidious

      sia2

      For real though, I expected it to be better rip4

       

  13. People belived that? dead2

    You have to win 270 votes in the electoral college to win the US Presidency, end of story. 

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    2. Darth Sidious

      Darth Sidious

      There's no use in fear and being outraged, but while it's your right, its a fruitless effort. He knows that he is hated by half of this country, but he's still going to be the President - that can't be stopped now. I don't know, I'm just wondering what this is meant to accomplish dead2

       

       

    3. QUINN

      QUINN

      It's not up to you to understand or endorse the emotions of other people. Protest is part of defending civil rights when they are put in danger. Having a voice is not a waste of time. 

    4. Darth Sidious

      Darth Sidious

      I guess I have an old fashion understanding of what protests are for, they used to be to ultimately accomplish a goal, but the goal is unclear with this one - other than to just tell everyone how upset they are. 

      I'll keep my mouth shut I guess - you are right in any case - it's their right to do it. 

  14. I’m closing my store right now, and some ASSHOLE comes in with a lotto scratcher. I verify it and it’s worth $750,000. 

    $750k on a fucking scratcher.

    I hope he chokes on it.

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    2. Dennis Reynolds

      Dennis Reynolds

      lmfao2 I want to put this in a fucking screenplay

    3. Freaky Prince

      Freaky Prince

      Suck him, bitch

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  15. I honestly thought that Bill O'Reilly had died, no joke. And I just saw that he's about to debut on CNN. 

    I honestly freaked out, I wondered how he could make his debut if he was dead?! rip4

    Turns out he's been alive this whole time and I didn't know rip4

     

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    2. Vertigo-go

      Vertigo-go

      Glenn Beck, why do I always remember shit when I already posted jj4

       

    3. Infrared

      Infrared

      They'll all die...soon kylie2

    4. Darth Sidious

      Darth Sidious

      @Vertigo-go

      He got fired from Fox News, created his own network, and it held on for a few years until this last campaign when he backed Ted "God Wanted Me to the President" Cruz, and had a nervous breakdown when Cruz lost the nomination. He then proceeded to back Hillary Clinton, not understanding his audience. Now that network is nearly bankrupt.  

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    My god. Cardi going for #1 and #2 on the Hot 100. Holy shit giveup1

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    2. H.O.N.E.Y

      H.O.N.E.Y

      It's Cardi's world, we just live in it. rav2 

    3. POPBOIY

      POPBOIY

      I'm a Mariah stankylie2  I instantly caught deja vu

    4. Elusive

      Elusive

      Glad this didn't happen lol

  17. It absolutely fucking enrages me when public high school teachers bring their religious nonsense into the classroom jj3

     

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    2. Hermione

      Hermione

      I will never forget the time that my high school chemistry teacher told our class that global warming was a myth propogated by the liberal media. awk1

    3. Dr. Slay

      Dr. Slay

      40 minutes ago, Hermione said:

      I will never forget the time that my high school chemistry teacher told our class that global warming was a myth propogated by the liberal media. awk1

      Luckily my science teacher isn't like this and knows about Global Warming (she even told us people tried to get her to misinform us that Global Warming isn't real and whatnot) dead2

    4. Dr. Slay

      Dr. Slay

      at my school instead of the teachers the high school students (especially one I know) bring their religious nonsense into the classroom ew2

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    I've been back on Twitter for maybe a day and this happens.

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    2. Onika

      Onika

      Tbh jj3 they've even tried to get ME to join on a couple of occasions jj3 

    3. Darth Sidious

      Darth Sidious

      jj4

      They had to be using a bot to do that - they cannot be that stupid. 

       

      It'll be fun to watch their demise, whether they do it themselves or if Tom does it. jj2

       

    4. Onika

      Onika

      I dunno, if there's one thing I've learned from working in IT / owning a pop forum, it's that stupidity knows no bounds jj4 

  19. Just walked into the office at work and found a rather large snake curled in the chair — fun jj3

     

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    3. Chris

      Chris

      Omg d you live in Australia or something dead2

    4. Darth Sidious

      Darth Sidious

      No, I live in a particularly muggy party of the United States, and our company doesn’t like to pay for strong air conditioning— so it gets muggy in the building in the morning. 
       

      It was a rat snake, it was venomous — but the son of a bitch was big.

      And it was 5:30 am — so I was taken off guard.

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    2. Darth Sidious

      Darth Sidious

      Just looked it up, it's real - she really said this dead7

       

    3. Holiest Dreams

      Holiest Dreams

      Godriah staying classy clap3 

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      I'd be more here for the shade though aura1 

       

    4. Firdawsi

      Firdawsi

      this was when hr announced TSSF Tour.

  21. I'm getting back into Babs - I caught myself listening to her iconic rendition of As if We Never Said Goodbye. 

    But I have a favor to ask - I've evidently lost my copy of her Back to Broadway album - can you help a sis out? fall2

     

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    2. Tapestry

      Tapestry

      I'm mostly just here for I've Dreamed Of You and Tell Him tbh. jj2 And not much from the 00's at all. Her live stuff from any decade stays slaying tho. jj2

    3. Mystique

      Mystique

      You've inspired me to find the One Voice CD my parents have laying around the house somewhere jj2 that's the only CD of ha I have

    4. Tapestry

      Tapestry

      Flawless live performance cry7 Although The Concert is even better with that Yentl medley. cry0

  22. Ted Cruz and his supporters genuinely scare the shit out of me. 

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    2. Onika

      Onika

      Why must all of our choices this election be so horrendously awful fall2  I mean they always are, but fuck this year seems especially bad fall2 

    3. Darth Sidious

      Darth Sidious

      @Onika That fact that Ted Cruz tried to outlaw masturbation and, to a larger extent, pornography in general, in front of a State Supreme Court - and no one has laughed him out of the room yet just says a lot about our country. 

       

      Namely that we are fucked dead7

       

    4. Onika

      Onika

      Yeah, I can't handle how fucked we are fall2 the Republicans are literal psychopaths (which is an insult to people with mental illness), and the one Democrat candidate who's actually halfway human is getting edged out by a warhawk with some of the lowest favorability ratings we've seen in a presidential race fall2 

       

      God help us fall2 

  23. When potheads don't realize that 4/20 is also Adolf Hitler's Birthday jj5

     

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    2. Hylia

      Hylia

      I don't mind if someone smokes, but pot culture is as cringey as it can get jj5 

    3. Darth Sidious
    4. Dr. Slay
  24. So I was just on the receiving end of a theory that says that Trump was shaking down the President of Ukraine for Hilary’s emails. 

    They believe this shit. 

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    2. Hermione

      Hermione

      I just overheard a Trump supporter (my mom... bebe1) say on the phone that there's no way he's getting impeached and then laugh. I don't want to speak too soon but if this is really what they think then they're in for quite the rude awakening.

    3. Darth Sidious

      Darth Sidious

      I think they don't think that it'll get to a Senate Trial, I think they genuinely believe that the Articles of Impeachment won't make it past committee. These people live in an alternate reality where Donald Trump is suddenly as popular as Bill Clinton and it's FUCKING nuts. 

    4. Dan

      Dan

      This post was cut off for me and all I saw was "So I was just on the receiving end of a theory that says that Trump was shaki" and my brain filled that in as Shakira mad5 

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