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Status Updates posted by Darth Sidious
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Oh, boy.
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There’s always some obnoxious douche that likes to bash the 4th of July.
I usually go out of my way to not be be that person. But Donald Trump is President and is parading tanks down the national mall — so I’ll be that douche this year.
And I’ll skip this one.
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Baptists: Stop promoting homosexuality to our children, they'll catch the gay.
Me: Don't get too close to the baptist Billy, you'll catch its stupid.
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Actually met someone today that, in one sentence, would read about King James I and his male lovers (emphasis on the "s"), and in the next sentence vehemently deny that he was a "sodomite".
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I can't believe I'm about to say this, but Madonna released my favorite song of the year so far.
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So, evidently Windmills give you cancer, according to President Trump. I learned something today.
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Fox News has a lot of fucking nerve to talk about MSNBC’s coverage being bizzare, it’s like they forgot about Glenn Beck and his chalkboard
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Leonardo DiCaprio as Louis XIV
He's so, so, so awful
Someone bleach my eyes.
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Political Science Advisor: Why weren't you at our meeting today? It was important.
Me:
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Met a real flat-earther today, a living, breathing member of our society that thinks that space is made up. I thought these were people that you only saw on television -- it's... something else to meet one in person.
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I need my w-2 to get here before I have a nervous breakdown