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  1. “What a fat silly bitch.” - Bette Davis, 1945. 

  2. Oh, boy. 

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    1. Jake

      Jake

      Are they really saying this shit when Trump is in office? dead2 

    2. LittleDudeNT5

      LittleDudeNT5

      You've.... got to be kidding me... dead1 

    3. untitled42

      untitled42

      Do the repukelicans not have a mirror? 

  3. There’s always some obnoxious douche that likes to bash the 4th of July. 

    I usually go out of my way to not be be that person. But Donald Trump is President and is parading tanks down the national mall — so I’ll be that douche this year. 

    And I’ll skip this one. 

  4. Baptists: Stop promoting homosexuality to our children, they'll catch the gay. 

    Me: Don't get too close to the baptist Billy, you'll catch its stupid. 

  5. Milo Yiannopoulos is such a self-hating, hetero-pandering piece of shit rip4

     

  6. So glad to see Cersei pancaked, it’s somehow more satisfying than an execution. 

  7. Oh, Cersei and Jamie, and their weird, weird love. sia2

  8. Actually met someone today that, in one sentence, would read about King James I and his male lovers (emphasis on the "s"), and in the next sentence vehemently deny that he was a "sodomite". 

    xtina1

    1. Satori

      Satori

      A lot of critics working on the early modern era make that argument and every time I encounter their stuff I roll my eyes so hard I see 2018

    2. Darth Sidious

      Darth Sidious

      Whether he was gay is not is debatable — the fact that he was bisexual is not. If he wasn’t a “sodomite” — a lot of men owe him an apology rip4

       

  9. I can't believe I'm about to say this, but Madonna released my favorite song of the year so far. 

    rip2

    1. Shego

      Shego

      why you can't believe it? lana5

    2. Chris

      Chris

      Its a bop so I don't see why it wasn't said sooner?

  10. Wait, this new Madge song kind of snaps once you listen to it for the fifth time. brit14

  11. So, evidently Windmills give you cancer, according to President Trump. I learned something today. 

  12. Fox News has a lot of fucking nerve to talk about MSNBC’s coverage being bizzare, it’s like they forgot about Glenn Beck and his chalkboard rip4

     

  13. Leonardo DiCaprio as Louis XIV vomit1

    He's so, so, so awful vomit1

    Someone bleach my eyes. 

    1. vesp

      vesp

      Why is he so awful?

  14. Oh god. 

    I hope whoever gave me their persistent germs suffers  immensely.  

  15. Hell of a first impression though. 

  16. I want to go back in time, find the man who invented NyQuil and blow him moo11

  17. Political Science Advisor: Why weren't you at our meeting today? It was important. 

    Me: 

     

  18. Marx is rolling over his grave jj4

    1. Chris

      Chris

      What happened?

  19. I hope the fucker that gave me this cold dies a horrible, screaming death. jj4

  20. Met a real flat-earther today, a living, breathing member of our society that thinks that space is made up. I thought these were people that you only saw on television -- it's... something else to meet one in person. 

    jj4

    1. Darth Sidious

      Darth Sidious

      No, it’s a hologram moo2

       

    2. Hylia

      Hylia

      Tila Tequila was your waitress? I hope she’s well

    3. Chris

      Chris

      No, it's the abstract of thought

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  21. I need my w-2 to get here before I have a nervous breakdown rip4

     

    1. Chris

      Chris

      might not get it for a while rip4 

      my brother hasnt gotten his yet

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