“For the entirety of 7, it’s unclear if Lil Nas X actually likes music. He uses a lazy, out-of-tune melody on the reflective “Kick It,” a song that looks back on the past six months, which is apparently the only thing he has anything to say about. Then, there’s the sloppy finale “C7osure (You Like),” which sounds like B.o.B. got hired to make a J.C. Penney commercial in 2010. The EP ends up being a set of nothingness, like watching a Kylie Jenner vlog, content made for the sake of justifying its existence.”
Pitchfork really hit the nail on the head here huh. His music is nothing more than cheap beats and meaningless lyrics about literally nothing. He is destined for one hit wonder status.... and we’re happy about that! Now we need for Agu to ask the nurse at his retirement home to adjust his hearing aid because it’s been faulty for far too long.