For years I watched as FOTPers mocked, dragged, lashed, and relentlessly tugged on Christina Aguilera's bleach fried scalp. I sat back with a grin on my face and would think to myself "thank god this would never be my fave." The yearly thread of "Xtina confirms she's working on new album!" only for absolute radio silence from the Oreo spokeswoman until the next year when she would say the same thing, like an evil cycle. My sister Ariana Grande was popping out hits left and right as if tomorrow was her last day on earth, many of which debuting at #1 btw. Every album except Dangerous Woman (fck