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Idk it works for me. I was expecting to hate it, because the single artwork and the title of the song just struck me as awful, and I didn’t listen to any of the leaks. But from the first time I heard it this morning I loved it. There’s something refreshing about hearing a plain and simple maximalist pop girl banger like this again. One could say she was trying to reinhabit her pop heights but to me this is both a throwback and a step forward in the best of ways. It’s more well-produced than any of her singles since The Fame Monster (not shading BTW or Artpop)—it just sounds polished, which isn’t surprising given Max’s involvement. But it also feels like she’s doing something new—I can’t remember the last time a Gaga song had this much joy seeping from it. Her upbeat stuff has traditionally been so aggressive (which is fine), but this feels like she’s adapting to the genre rather than bending the genre to her will. You could say that makes it less original and experimental, but it certainly doesn’t make it less infectious and listenable. It’s the one Gaga song I can think of that makes me smile as soon as it starts. And as far as the video, I don’t really buy the easy dismissals of the camp defense. All prior Gaga weirdness across her eras has been way too self-serious for it to ever be truly camp... there was always a solemnity behind the crazy costumes and the hyper charged beats. The music was always delivered with a conviction that she was doing something important™️.... whereas this feels like a much more healthy and charming version of self-awareness. The occasional “missteps” in the costumes and production design arrive with a wink, and more importantly, with a smile. Have you ever seen the girl look like she was just there making a video to have fun? Yes there’s the clumsy built-in mythology in the storyline, but this is a three-minute pink explosion shot on an iPhone. It’s not presented as an epic—it feels intentionally of the moment, ephemeral, and joyous the way all pop music that endures does, precisely because of the thoughtless emotion it evokes. (There are exceptions, but “meaningful” pop music isn’t really pop.) I’ve talked to a bunch of my cohortmates today about it and a lot of the Gaga fans don’t care for it while the casual listeners, and the people who had tuned her out for a while like me, love it. And they pinpointed they same things I did: it was fun, and it felt tongue in cheek in a way that was different for her, and above all, it was a bop. So I say good for her.

Some unexpected flavor in this tea

1. Dark Ballet 2. Future 3. Killers Who Are Partying 4. God Control 5. Crave 6. Crazy 7. Extreme Occident 8. Looking For Mercy 9. Faz Gostoso 10. I Don’t Search I Find First Single: God Control Countdown Promo 1: Faz Gostoso Countdown Promo 2: Extreme Occident Second Single: Dark Ballet Third Single: Crave (US); Future (International) Fourth Single: Medellín (Album reissue with this as a new song, coinciding with the launch of the tour. XD) Disclaimers: I cut out some songs I really like because making it ten tracks only made it more important to find a narrative arc for the album. I like the idea of it ending with celebratory upbeat numbers. Faz Gostoso is easily the best first single material here, but it’s a cover, so it never would fly. God Control is the obvious choice, therefore. I have a few reservations about the production, but it would have been a spellbinding way to begin the era, a true return of Politicsdonna. For the Medellin-led deluxe reissue, I’d also add I Rise (SANS EMMA!) and Come Alive, which I love.

I hadn’t realized she left out Michael OOP

I think I’d like Funana more if it weren’t for the lyrics? I don’t know—they don’t really get formulated into a melody; it’s something different than both the Vogue rap style of speaking notes and the more musical chant-type thing she tries on a few songs of Erotica. In Funana the part where she’s listing names just seems really unmusical and uninspired. I agree the instrumental has some potential though.

Ciao Bella is the best of the bonus tracks and should have been on the standard edition of the album. I disagree re Crazy though. It’s one of my faves because of the very carefully arranged instrumental. As much as I like them and wouldn’t remove them from the album, I’d say Future and Bitch I’m Loca are the basic songs. The one has a reggae formula going on and the other sounds exactly what I’d expect from M collaborating with a Latin artist. I don’t really dislike any of the album’s songs though and I love the bonus tracks for the first time in like three albums, except for Fuglana we don’t know her.

So as long as it’s #1 the ranking on all the other songs could have been horrible and you wouldn’t mind?

Literally SHAKING at how much her catalogue is worth. A friend and I were discussing this the other day and the hypothetical scenario of whether she’d be able/willing to buy them back if given the chance. I have a suspicion she would want to, because it’s truly a sound investment, and unlike buying someone else’s masters, she’d be investing in herself. But even if the actual cost was way lower, like $100 million, to imagine her having to cut her net worth down that drastically is insane. All that to say, you can see the ugly leverage the label had in trying to tempt her with the “earning them back” option.

I Don’t Slander, I Spill Tea

Same. But I did that since it first came out because her voice sounds ridiculous. Your uses of this gif had me dying That’s one of my big takeaways from the results. Crazy and FG should have been higher too. At least EO did well. And if one of the disco numbers was going to be #1 I’d have picked IDSIF. edit: the random downvote I- what’s good, bitch @Lucifer's Angel