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  1. I hear you knocking at the back door, come on in 🤪

    1. Hylia

      Unlock the door brethren! 🤑

  2. Me after a long day of trolling 

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    1. ajp

      ringing out the skid marks? sha1

       

    2. Winnie.

      Mess just noticed they were underwear, a self expose for the history books! 

  3. F22NSKJ.gif

    1. Sylk

      this is the fastest i've seen her move 

    2. Venus XCX

      29 minutes ago, Sylk said:

      this is the fastest i've seen her move 

      Truly omfg I didn't know she could run, we know the secret to her skinniness now shock1 

    3. Philip

      1 hour ago, Sylk said:

      this is the fastest i've seen her move 

      IKR rip2 

  4. FotpYou have already upvoted this post.

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  5. Conspiracy theory

    @Tanya Turner is @light741‘s ruthless and savage alter ego. 

    1. Hylia

      Joyride by Tinashe is out April 13th

    2. light741

      We have different styles darling.

       

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    3. Mariah's 18 #1's

      i'm much more classy 

  6. @Beaux legend 

    1. Savage

      Thank u so much wub1 you're a titan yourself ny1 

    2. Royalty

      I tried to change. Closed my mouth more, tried to be softer, prettier, less awake. Fasted for 60 days, wore white, abstained from mirrors, abstained from sex, slowly did not speak another word. In that time, my hair, I grew past my ankles. I slept on a mat on the floor. I swallowed a sword. I levitated. Went to the basement, confessed my sins, and was baptized in a river. I got on my knees and said 'amen' and said 'I mean.'

      I whipped my own back and asked for dominion at your feet. I threw myself into a volcano. I drank the blood and drank the wine. I sat alone and begged and bent at the waist for God. I crossed myself and thought I saw the devil. I grew thickened skin on my feet, I bathed in bleach, and plugged my menses with pages from the holy book, but still inside me, coiled deep, was the need to know ... Are you cheating on me?

  7. @Americunt post the warning point thing already, I wanna see who reported me 

    1. Sylk

      it was me

    2. Madonna

      It was probably me. I report you all the time.

  8. @Saiga

    You appear into my life

    life a rabbit out of a hat

    but this time you must stay 

    cause there’s no going back

    Since you’ve been gone 

    it’s been nothing but madness

    and following me all day

    is a lingering sadness

    ive lost all my friends now it’s come to be 

    1, 2, 3, not only you and me

    Got one eighty degrees 

    and Im caught in between 

    1. Satori

      I were joking, boo hug1

      Also King of big hands dead4

    2. Winnie.

      Omg I love big thumbs!!!

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  9. @Urbanov help me keep BG alive, I’m calling off my check up tomorrow to stay home and post. I suggest you do the same kiss1 

    1. Urbanov

      No thank you I’m alright oprah14 

  10. I need to start keeping all my sigs they’re legendary. 

  11. So there is this girl i hate named amber who had a big party and i went.We got into a huge argument and i left and went into the backyard to get away from her.She followed me outside and was arguing with me and stuff nd then out of nowhere she pushed me so hard! She grabbed me and tried to take me down on the ground and she climbed on top of me and was choking me and smashing me onto the ground.

    i pretended i was unconscious and she was freaking out.

    she picked me up and started dragging me even though i was awake. i was just pretending to me unconscious.

    i peeked and saw she was dragging me towards the pool! i took a huge breathe and she held up my body besides the water and she threw me into the pool! i did the dead mans float and i held my breathe as long as a could then i turned around to breathe and amber was gone 

    i heard her coming back so i quickly started floating again and then someone grabbed my leg and pulled me out of the water it was amber and her boyfriend, i kept pretending to be unconscious. Amber said she threw me in the water to get off any evidence that was on me.She said i was in the water for about 10 minutes so i'm probably dead and she checked my pulse and i kept pretending i was unconscious and that IDIOT couldn't find anything and assumed i was dead

    i saw my cell phone on the ground. it fell out of my pocket before amber threw me into the pool. they left for a second so i turned on the voice recorder and i put the phone in my pocket. they dragged me across the grass around the front of the house and then they lifted me up and took me up stairs and put me in the closet in Amber's room 

    when they left i got out and dried myself off and i didn't leave any clues behind. i climbed out of Amber's window and went home

    1. Mint

      I’m amber

    2. Hylia

      Everybody knows that it’s Iggy season

  12. One sweet day just randomly came on shuffle, almost vomited 🤮 

    1. Bright Moon

      oh come on its not that bad...and thats coming from me.

    2. Winnie.

      T, I decided to listen instead of skipping it’s ok 

  13. @Urbanov it’s over for you, you’ve pinched my last god damn nerve. 😡😡😡😡😡🧚🏼‍♀️

  14. I saw you at work today, you didn’t even say hi. I was the lady with the two cucumbers and the Chinese cooking wine. 

    1. Hylia

      The only thing zucchini’s are the same as are tomatillos, everyone knows this. And you gave me a coupon for olive oil, what’s the truth?

    2. Winnie.

      I’m senile

    3. Hylia

      What are your thoughts on Camila being the queen of death metal 

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  15. Write a public message on your own feed...

  16. @Hannah hello I ate a Cobb salad today.

  17. No my names not Winnie; it’s @Brinty-Miss @BrinteySpeans if you’re nasty 

  18. Why is Perfect still number one? um2 

    1. Madonna

      Because Ed Sheeran is coming for Mariah's record! demi1 

    2. Winnie.

      I’m genuinely surprised though, I still haven’t heard the song anywhere. 

      And Mariah and Madonna are collabing this year so the records safe!

  19. Omg why does this emoji make me cackle 🤪

    1. Princess Aurora

      No um2 I just think you're funny that's all 

    2. Winnie.

      Oh wow awk1 I was joking, didn’t have to be so harsh awk1 I guess I should have known awk1 I’m so stupid awk1 

      Spoiler

      🤪

       

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  20. I was on various drugs when I posted that comment, and now I must suffer the consequence of it. This is not a publicity stunt, I am actually worried for my mental health. Please if anyone is reading this, please help me. Please buy @Taylor a tooth brush , you know the shtick. Send them it in the mail, and then they’ll get better. Please, please, please, do this for your friendly neighborhood troll, I know you want to see more of me in this upcoming year. Please do this for me and help me, and him. 

    1. Lover

      Stan Shanna Malcolm ha opus

       

  21. What listened to in the dark, will always be listened to in the light. Glad they’ve finally been exposed. 

    Mariah wept. 

  22. Can’t wait to see the WP stats thread, I’m coming for top 5! 

    1. Aidan.

      Discussing warnings isnt allowed awk1

      You surely are awk1

      Reported awk1

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