Vesper

He’s a fitness trainer, not sure what is “overdid” about his perfect bod but ok

Tasteless ignorance aint cute

The irony of you shading “dusty CDs” when Xtina’s majority sales came from that period of 1999-2003 selling them “dusty CDs”, and of course when youre shading Ariana you always pull up those receipts as if they’re suddenly dust-free receipts Girl bye

Well this certainly is enlightening

Well this certainly is enlightening

i thought it was.... something else...

What is that black thing coming out of his towel????

So agugaga confirms: no critical analysis skills, no logical reasoning, and a taco bell employee. Gotcha

This is how we can confirm that you didn’t even graduate your community college. Bon Apetite was not about “party themes” like Last Friday Night, it had a heavy handed message about society’s consumption of female bodies and sexuality. girl.

And with all that talent and etc. Xtina can’t even hit the hot 100 even with two televised performances with Poot. Poor dat

Britney’s Metacritic grade is higher than Xtina’s so i guess youre the one rolling through Del Taco instead of Taco Bell

But back to the promo: you were always the one saying promo promo promo to get that hit, but after two televised performances Falling Charts didnt even impact the top 100, and Katy’s Never Really Over did, so

The irony of a taco bell employee talking to a double ivy grad about college but girl you do you

I guess you would know; no matter how much promo, interviews, live performances, or featured artists Xtina does, she still misses the hot 100 completely with her lead singles and talking about intelligence based on who you stan? Im so sorry, why would you shade Xtina like that?

Drag me a bit sis i bop