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  1. oH my fucking gOd so yesterday i invited my best friend over right and as usual we’re really open around each other (we don’t care if we’re naked etc!!) and sometimes we like to take showers together (just fun right). so i invite her into the shower like usual and we’re making bubbles and she accidentally gets soap in her mouth and it’s the funniest fuckin’ shit ever and we’re laughing so damn hard right... but i turn around to get the shower head in her mouth and accidentally touch her dick and??? it was so?? awkward for a second like we just looked at each other like what the fuck?? LMAO then she just looked me dead in my eyes and proceeded to touch my coochie (it was kinda awkward as a guy at first but i got used to it) and ?? i sksk don’t wanna go into mOre detail but i think!! she got me pregnant and i’m so fucking scared to tell my mom cause it would mean that she’s getting sent back to the french morocco !! and it took her so long cause we’ve been internet friends since 2012... sksk rant oVeR

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    2. Venus XCX

      Did you forget to tell us she's trans? tenor.gif

    3. Atlantis Princess

      Wait...so she has a dick but then she touched your coochie? But you're a guy?  But then she got you pregnant? 

      Wtf is going on. 

    4. Chapman

      wait guys no dw this is copypasta 

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