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  1. Jae

    Jae    Chapman

    bey9

    1. Chapman

      Chapman

      kr1

  2. Hyun.

    Rise, FOTP. alex1 

    1. Chapman

      Chapman

      hi

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  3. Shego

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    1. Chapman

      Chapman

      is it though nicki5

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  4. Hylia

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    1. Chapman

      Chapman

      thanks! i hate it!

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  5. Chapman

    oH my fucking gOd so yesterday i invited my best friend over right and as usual we’re really open around each other (we don’t care if we’re naked etc!!) and sometimes we like to take showers together (just fun right). so i invite her into the shower like usual and we’re making bubbles and she accidentally gets soap in her mouth and it’s the funniest fuckin’ shit ever and we’re laughing so damn hard right... but i turn around to get the shower head in her mouth and accidentally touch her dick and??? it was so?? awkward for a second like we just looked at each other like what the fuck?? LMAO then she just looked me dead in my eyes and proceeded to touch my coochie (it was kinda awkward as a guy at first but i got used to it) and ?? i sksk don’t wanna go into mOre detail but i think!! she got me pregnant and i’m so fucking scared to tell my mom cause it would mean that she’s getting sent back to the french morocco !! and it took her so long cause we’ve been internet friends since 2012... sksk rant oVeR

    1. Chapman

      Chapman

      wait guys no dw this is copypasta 

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  6. Hermione

    James Charles and Constance Wu completely overshadowed Kim and Kanye's new baby. They DID that. legend1

    1. Chapman

      Chapman

      wait she was upset over her own tv show getting renewed? what the fuck rip4 

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  7. Kyoteki

    Taylor has a marching band for 30 seconds and everyone screaming copying and Mayochella 💀💀💀

    1. Chapman

      Chapman

      eh, still the first thing that came into my mind! nicki5 

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  8. Kyoteki

    Taylor has a marching band for 30 seconds and everyone screaming copying and Mayochella 💀💀💀

    1. Chapman

      Chapman

      it is pretty damn similar though, the first thought that I had was the beyonce similarities rip4 the whistle at the beginning was completely copied as well

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  9. Chapman

    tori kelly just won 2 grammys no fucking way lmfao1 

    1. Chapman

      Chapman

      apparently the third album is coming out this year, i couldn't be bothered to check out the lead single though i feel like it's still gospel dead7 

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  10. Chapman

    tori kelly just won 2 grammys no fucking way lmfao1 

    1. Chapman

      Chapman

      yeah she's really found success there hasn't she? funny how everything lined up for her once she's on the right path whereas pop just didn't like her no wonder how many performances she gave

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  11. Chapman

    unpopular opinion: sweetener > tun > dangerous woman > YT > ME

    1. Chapman

      Chapman

      the way p4k turned on him the second he called them out for bullshit, what a salty publication lmfao1 

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  12. Chapman

    unpopular opinion: sweetener > tun > dangerous woman > YT > ME

    1. Chapman

      Chapman

      wiggg I can't believe I didn't listen to it the day it's released bc the reception wasn't off the roof, the features are so good! barefoot, where's the catch and mile high >>>>>>

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  13. Chapman

    unpopular opinion: sweetener > tun > dangerous woman > YT > ME

    1. Chapman

      Chapman

      i feel like she only lost interest after the album's release, and it makes sense why, but i think it's a solid album and I was 10 times as hyped for sweetener than tun - both got highlights though!

      @Urbanov what do you think about assume form

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  14. Chapman

    unpopular opinion: sweetener > tun > dangerous woman > YT > ME

    1. Chapman

      Chapman

      lmao your ranking isn't even that far off mine! everything leading up to the sweetener campaign is just so on point and inspired fall9 

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  15. Chapman

    unpopular opinion: sweetener > tun > dangerous woman > YT > ME

    1. Chapman

      Chapman

      let’s hear your ranking then 👀

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  16. Chapman

    unpopular opinion: sweetener > tun > dangerous woman > YT > ME

    1. Chapman

      Chapman

      just watched the buwygf mv, sweetener > everything else, her magnum opus forever

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  17. Hylia

    Heard the most savage drag of all time at work today

    Me: “Have a great day!”

    Elderly man: “My neighbor is the one in the obituary instead of me, so I will have a great day”

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    1. Chapman

      Chapman

      5 hours ago, Dennis Reynolds said:

      Do you live in a sitcom

      do WE live in a sitcom

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  18. Dennis Reynolds

    Do you guys and gals recommend getting a Kindle? I wanna do some more reading on the way to and from work, seems convenient. It's also currently pitch dark 15 hours a day and it seems preferable to a book light rip4 

    1. Chapman

      Chapman

      from someone who's had a kindle i do think a book light is more preferable rip4 i realised that I like to read knowing what progress I've made, and even though there's that "pages left in chapter" thing, holding a book will forever be more satisfying!

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  19. #Music

    oh say can you see

    1. Chapman

      Chapman

      your not a merry can xoxo

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  20. Elusive

    If this status update reaches 30 upvotes I'll reveal my real thoughts about this forum in a topic bey1

    1. Chapman

      Chapman

      🤪

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  21. H.O.N.E.Y

    @fuck love gimme diamonds

     

    1. Chapman

      Chapman

      I never realised you were 113 years old oprah12

  22. GLORY

    Omg I'm going to be listening to Sweetener in 52 hours we love timezones

    1. Chapman

      Chapman

      can't believe I'm gonna listen to AOTY in... 53 hours? we love timezones too

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  23. Entea

    100%, I'd @fuck

     

    1. Chapman

      Chapman

      hfsfdsdggd have some dignity!!! 

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  24. Entea

    100%, I'd @fuck

     

    1. Chapman

      Chapman

      which makes him an egotistic arrogant asshole rav2 

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  25. Entea

    100%, I'd @fuck

     

    1. Chapman

      Chapman

      i was gonna say same but is that one half of the chainsmokers

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