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  1. Manel

    I'M TRULY SLAYED

     

    1. Tahj

      Tahj

      She did that!!! clap3 

  2. Manel

    Now this should've been an international HIT.

     

    1. Chris

      Chris

      2 minutes ago, Radio said:

      "Fan Demanded Version" rip2 

      the original video was basically a tinder ad rip2

    2. Unapologetic Bitch

      Unapologetic Bitch

      this song slays so hard cry6

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  3. Manel

    That new Gaga song sounds basic af. Like it literally could be sung by any artist.

    dead7

    1. Jae

      Jae

      4 minutes ago, Shane said:

      Everyone in this comment section is ugly 

      did u just call yourself ugly 

    2. H.O.N.E.Y

      H.O.N.E.Y

      @nevermind I said the same when I read it lmaaaaaaaaaaaao. dead1 

    3. H.O.N.E.Y

      H.O.N.E.Y

      Monsters really do all the dragging by themselves no need to even lift a finger. rip4 

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  4. Manel

    I'm glad Beyoncé saved my gay ass from Hell.

     

    1. rose

      rose

      wub1

       

    2. Manel

      Manel

      Girl you need to watch "Fighting Temptations" starring Beyoncé herself.

      Probably her best movie ever (behind Dreamgirls tho).

      @Anna-wa

    3. Anna-wa

      Anna-wa

      I want to, I like the soundtrack songs I've heard by her!

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  5. Manel

    Sign of the Times is actually a great song, but it sounds similar to a song that I can't remember.

    Anyway, really good.

    1. Manel

      Manel

      I can see some Purple Rain @Moonlight.

    2. Dr. Slay

      Dr. Slay

      Omg exactly what I was thinking

    3. Manel

      Manel

      @Dr. Slay Right? I'm trying to remember the song SO bad, but I just can't figure it out.

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  6. Manel

    aretha1

  7. Manel

    I swear if Beyoncé doesn't put Die With You on iTunes or as a song on that rumored joint album, I will drag a bitch!

    clap1

  8. Manel

    Remember that I can be nominated on the following categories for The 2017 FOTP Member Awards:

     

    Most Improved Member

    Funniest Member

    Best Wig Snatcher

    Biggest Stan

    Nicest Member

    Smartest Member

    Most Underrated Member

    Shadiest Member

    Best New Member

     

    Gays of the world, it's your time to choose.

    Do it wisely... Britney's career didn't die for this.

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    Not voting for me is considered illegal and would mean jail time for your no-taste-having ass. It could also mean Taylor Swift will sue you, since having no taste is her thing (look at her men choices). This disclaimer is really small, just like the brains of those who don't nominate me or/and don't think KB/FB is Ariana's best song on Dangerous Woman. I also wrote a little poem just so this shit looks bigger and more important: roses are red, violets are blue, don't bother playing, cause I will beat you.

    1. Hermione

      Hermione

      I sent in my nominations the other day and I put you down for a few of those! hug1

    2. Manel

      Manel

      @Hermione I put you down too sis! In several actually.

      At the end of the day, we got here together and from the same place.

      bey5

    3. Hermione

      Hermione

      We don't talk about that anymore. wat3

      But yes we are sign-up sisters! hug1

  9. Manel

    Let me go to sleep 'cause...

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  10. Manel

    #AshesToAshies #DustToDryWeaves

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  11. Manel

    Why did Nicki Minaj upload 'No Frauds' 10 times on her Youtube channel?

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    1. Vespertine

      Vespertine

      she coming for Million Reasons Youtube streamings!

  12. Manel

    There's this guy that goes to my gym... I want him to fuck the 5 senses out of my body.

    nicki3

    1. Vertigo-go

      Vertigo-go

      Dog doctor cancelled already jay1

       

    2. Manel

      Manel

      @Vertigo-go

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    3. Vertigo-go

      Vertigo-go

      true imready1

  13. Manel

    I have a question: My dog's vet looks a lot like one of my cousins (who is really hot). Like their face is literally the same, and that turns me on a lot.

    Is that moral incest? 'Cause you don't know how much I wanna choke on his dick.

    wendy3

    1. Vertigo-go

      Vertigo-go

      Yeah, but YOU doing it on somebody ELSE doesn't sound like good times jj4

       

    2. Anna-wa

      Anna-wa

      I guess that's true. Hahaha. :P 

    3. WorkDude

      WorkDude

      if they are attractive that isnt your fault 

      and its not actually him so 

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  14. Manel

    Me: Ed Sheeran is overrated af.

    * Ed Sheeran releases a song called Barcelona*

    Me:

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    1. #Music

      #Music

      bitch pls the song's really cringe (but a bit boppy tho)

    2. Manel

      Manel

      @#Music It's trash, but it gives my city that promo.

      bey1

  15. Manel

    When your friend finally makes out with her crush at the club's parking lot:

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  16. Manel

    RIP Nicki Minaj

    1982 - 2017

     

    1. Manel

      Manel

      Well, let's wait for Nicki's response and let's not deny Remy Ma's impact.

    2. Infrared

      Infrared

      33 minutes ago, Beyoncé Knowles said:

      Well, let's wait for Nicki's response and let's not deny Remy Ma's impact.

      We can. She has none giveup2 

    3. Manel

      Manel

      @Infrared Girl, in female Hip Hop she does.

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  17. Manel

    My sister broke up with her ugly ass boyfriend who was cheating on her.

    Bye musty rat looking bitch!

    julia1

    1. Anna-wa

      Anna-wa

      TELL HIM BOY BYE

  18. Manel

    Hey, all you had to do was stay

    Had me in the palm of your hand

    Man, why you had to go and lock me out when I let you in.

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    1. Holiest Dreams

      Holiest Dreams

      Stan!

  19. Manel

    Am I a Lana Del Rey stan? No.

    Do I live for her aesthetic?

    ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY.

    gaga13

  20. Manel

    I was blind, but now I see thanks to her:

    gaga13

     

  21. Manel

    Am I the only one that thinks that Ed Sheeran looks like he smells bad?

    chi1

    1. Cosmic

      Cosmic

      nope he does eve1

    2. Diego

      Diego

      Yes i bet he smells like raw eggs or a High school fat nerd

    3. Anna-wa

      Anna-wa

      @Diamond I AM... BEYOND DISGUSTED

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  22. Manel

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  23. Manel

    Naomi Campbell has evolved.

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    1. Hermione

      Hermione

      This is our revival! antm1

    2. Manel

      Manel

      @Hermione Truly!

      I like your new name boo!

    3. Anna-wa

      Anna-wa

      BEAUTIFUL

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  24. Manel

    I am officially a Christian.

    cry7

    1. Michael.

      Michael.

      I don't understand shit about what he's talking about but damn cry7 

    2. Freaky Prince

      Freaky Prince

      imready1imready1imready1

    3. Manel

      Manel

      @Michael. Neither do I, but Lord knows I'd be down on my knees... praying.

  25. Manel

    Did you make this gif of me walking up the aisle in our wedding? @#1

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    2. Manel

      Manel

      @Urbanov Truly ICONIC.

      93 comments without talking shit. Rep squad wishes.

    3. Savage

      Savage

      @Naomi Campbell OUR IMPAHHHCT 

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    4. Savage

      Savage

      @Urbanov then STOP it bitch!

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