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Status Updates posted by Hermione

  1. Has anyone seen emoblackthot’s Paper feature? The narcissism is real...

  2. Adding Tori Symonds to my stan list y'all.


  3. I actually love @Madonna so freaking much. giveup1

    1. Madonna


      OMG cry0 Love you too!

  4. Gotta love getting sexually harassed at work! <3

    And now I'm too scared to report it rip4

    1. Kylie


      You really should report it - I know it’s hard, ask someone to come along with you, but report it!

    2. Dan


      So sorry that happened to you, it fucking sucks and is hard to do, but definitely report it :(katyanna1 

    3. Shego


      If it happens again you should report it. And bring someone with you while reporting it.

  5. I’m not a Blaire White fan by any means, but has anyone watched her “debate” with noted predator Jonathan Yaniv? I hate to give her props but she did that. A Monday night well spent. laughcry1

    1. AGNTEA


      Idk, I don't agree on everything with her but she got me a few times were i was like: ugh she's kinda right

  6. Carly was truly perfect in every way and somehow surpassed my sky-high expectations... sob1

  7. I can’t sleep because finally, after years of stanning and waiting, I’m leaving for Carly in the morning. My best friend is coming with me and everything will be perfect. ❤️

    1. ajp


      You will ascend oprah2


  8. I just slid into the DMs of a cute beauty guru who shall go nameless on my "professional" influencer account. Not my smartest decision but we all have a little hoe moment every now and then. wendy1 We're in different time zones but I'll update this if he replies!

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    2. Hermione


      8 hours ago, Mystique said:

      @Hermione , an influencer? Is that how you clock all the tea? wendy1 

      A magician never reveals his secrets. But yes, I’m on the outskirts of the “beauty community” if it can even be called that. I’m still new and small and no one knows me yet.

      That’s not how I got my tea though... wendy1

    3. WinnieIsFree


      The new James Charles!

    4. Hermione


      Omg no it was completely respectful. dead1 And I don't chase straights!

  9. Big Little Lies and Handmaid's Tale are BACK. legend1

  10. I'M SEEING CARLY AFTER ALL, BITCHES. And treating it like my damn wedding.

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    2. Hermione


      Thank you to everyone who listened to me whine about this giveup1 Lmao

      @Dennis Reynolds @ajp @Chris Morlock @#Music @Royale @Madonna

    3. Chris


      congratulations sis moo6 

      hope you have a fantastic time moo6 

      glad to be of help moo6 

      i will always be here to listen to anyone vent moo6 


    4. ajp
  11. Literally having a meltdown because my irl best friend surprised me with Carly tickets for the two of us in NYC out of the goodness of her heart and I can't make it because I'll be on vacation with my abusive ass family. I've still never seen her live after all these years and this would have been the perfect occasion. Someone please cheer me up because I'm fucking inconsolable right now. They get in the way of EVERYTHING good in my life.

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    2. Hermione


      Yes, but it's not that easy. I'm basically in an abusive relationship. There's more information on what I deal with here.

    3. Hermione


      I texted my mom and she didn’t give me yes or no yet but we’re going to talk about it tonight. My friend said we could do the Philly show if it’s easier, since that’s the last day of the vacation and not right in the middle of it like the NYC one. If I take my own transportation on the trip and leave a day early, they’re more likely to say yes than if I just didn’t go. Fingers crossed 🤞🏻

    4. Chris




    1. Hylia


      The way everyone else just goes about their business lmfao1 

    2. Hylia




  13. I have THE worst love life. It’s such a joke at this point.

    I found out that the guy I was talking about excitedly a few days ago is racist; he says the n word and everything. laughcry1

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    2. Chris


      Halsey is not declining either meg1


    3. Luca


      I'm really not shading their popularity. It's not rocket science that TOP's impact compared to 2015 has been decreasing. What does Halsey have to do with anything mentioned in this comment? bebe1 

    4. Chris


      cos your avi is halsey and they needed a comeback for your statement, which is false.

      but so is theirs


  14. My sexy bi taken barber mysteriously showed up in my DMs 10 minutes after my appointment ended. gaycat1 I went to high school with his bf and I’m not like that but omg my power. gaycat1

    Edit: I left him on read and he just asked for my IG with a ton of emojis rip2

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    2. Hermione


      He’s in his mid to late 20s. And I don’t know his boyfriend personally.

    3. Hermione


      This was only my second time seeing him and he also cuts my (homophobic) dad’s hair so I’m really hesitant about this going anywhere.

    4. Chris
  15. Vanderpump Rules is the perfect summer show to binge-watch. What a hot mess. legend1

  16. I wanna do bad things to you. Slide on through my window!

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  17. On this day in history, Carly Rae Jepsen activated the Infinity Gauntlet and disintegrated half of your faves' careers with one snap. We're in the endgame now, gays. cry7

  18. For an epic fantasy series with a satisfying ending, look no further than Lord of the Rings.

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    2. Hermione


      True...but all of them are better than a certain other one! interesting1

    3. Madonna


      Poor Game of Trash. I'm so happy I never gave in to people pushing me to watch that shit only for it to end in such a disappointing way that actors and creator both agree that it's shit.


    4. Dennis Reynolds

      Dennis Reynolds

      I haven't actually seen the eighth season of GoT yet, so I can't comment on its quality, although the seventh was kinda feeble. Overall I would definitely say I prefer Game of Thrones to The Lord of the Rings, at least the show/films (haven't read the books). I actually rewatched all of the LOTR films pretty recently and although I really like Fellowship, I'm not too fond of the latter two films.

  19. Influencer representation in the media is at an all-time high. We've come so far! legend1

  20. James Charles and Constance Wu completely overshadowed Kim and Kanye's new baby. They DID that. legend1

    1. Chapman


      wait she was upset over her own tv show getting renewed? what the fuck rip4 

    2. Hermione


      Lol yes. A spoiled brat.