secret

i don't speak German but i can if you like

this sounds like its missing a rap verse * cough *

vote bitches

Ur new profile pic is gorgeous.mp3

If someone replies with haha are they being sarcastic?

I had a dream that Britney sang perfume live 

Judas Juda-a-as

ok so i almost get arrested for this but gags can get away with it? ok

Britain's first is disgusting the fact that the PRESIDENT retweeted 3 of their disgusting tweets is appalling 

I've seen everything now

This is the best lip sync battle performance I've ever watched lol

its much better than any Rihanna performance of the song 

soon as i wake up keep an eye out for the snakes

I'm like a hag gone wild 

like a hag gone wild 

I've just realized I listened to Britney songs every single day of 2017

Thanks mods! now I can finally edit status updates

@The N Word

Waterlemon 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋

Onika fuck you for not releasing dungeon dragon as a single 

I will forever be salty about that

Here's my dilemma

one half of me wants ya and the other half wants me to forget 

i stan a reptile overlord from the planet vagene sent here to slay the world xx

I kissed a girl and I liked it 

Do you wanna see me naked lover 

Do you wanna peek underneath the cover

Do you wanna see the girl who lives behind the aura , behind the aura 

Kehlani>ShitZA

Dido is so fucking underrated it's sad