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Status Updates posted by Ariana

  1. I can't wait for the launch of Fenty Health Care next year bey12

    1. ajp

      ajp

      and use them moo1

       

    2. rihce

      rihce

      And Fenty Funeral Care and Coffins to round it off! 

    3. Ariana

      Ariana

      @Simon would be a very happy stan ha fave's name lives on forever 

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  2. I gotta pee so hard but my bf has guests and I'm not in the mood to say hi so I'm just gonna sleep and hold it in until they leave brit2

  3. Wow it's been 3 years since I made this poster 

    imadethatbfamous_by_senoritostephen_daaj

  4. I can't believe ppl actually pay for the whole set of BTS dolls awk1 My local target literally had them on clearance a day after it's release and is now $6 i- jj4

    1. BLACKPINK

      BLACKPINK

      ARMY speaking: The BTS dolls were designed half-assedly. Should have just designed BLACKPINK or Twice dolls.

  5. I just dropped the LAST bite of my croissant. It's so good that I almost ate it on the floor like a chicken  giveup3

  6. I just saw screenshots of my Grindr messages from 3 years ago responding to Australian men the same shit; "are you from Kylie Minogue's country"? lmfao2

    1. Kylie
    2. Freaky Prince

      Freaky Prince

      Grindr when you were 11?

      Ma das fucked up gag1

    3. Madonna

      Madonna

      3 hours ago, Freaky Prince said:

      Grindr when you were 11?

      Ma das fucked up gag1

      gag1 

  7. Humidity is rising demi1

    Barometer's getting low demi1

    According to all sources demi1

    The street's the place to go demi1

  8. I rarely get along with my co-caty femme gays but when I do, I lowkey get happy tbh ari5 but there can only be one queen in the city so mad8

  9. Locking myself up in a basement and play this playlist on loop  giveup3

     

  10. I can't wait to spend another $100 on the new Ariana perfume gaga14 they're so pretty 

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    1. Simón.

      Simón.

      My boyfriend literally sends me a whole novel as good night massage jj4 nobody got time for that 

    2. Ariana

      Ariana

      @Simón. i literally thought of your emoticon-less posts on here jj4

  12. Make Kacey1 emoticon happen! 

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  13. The gunman in the Smithereens episode of Black Mirror is lowkey hot jj2

    1. Chris

      Chris

      i just loogled it. he's nokey hot jj4 

    2. Ariana

      Ariana

      Watch the episode brit15

    3. Chris

      Chris

      no thanks brit10 

  14. MINT awk1

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    1. LittleDudeNT5

      LittleDudeNT5

      awk1 Maybe, uh, maybe they mean the vinyl? 

  15. and now it's like the weather is slightly warmer bey6
    Hands gripped together eye to eye through the storm yeah bey6
    I still believe in ever after with you bey6

     

  16. I'm so sad brit2 My local record store said they had all Kylie's PWL records but sold it to some other gay yesterday and said I was just a day late brit2 I really can't have everything huh brit2

    1. LittleDudeNT5

      LittleDudeNT5

      Maybe you can track him down and whore yourself out for one of them brit2 We all know you'd pick Enjoy Yourself. 

    2. Ariana

      Ariana

      Well if that's what it takes to get ha best PWL record on vinyl brit2 

      Spoiler

      lemme also whore out for Rhythm of Love while i'm on it jj2

       

  17. I can't believe I just ordered my first Kylie Minogue beddings giveup3 I can't wait to sleep on it giveup3

    1. untitled42

      untitled42

      Omg sorry beautiful black queen!!! I forgot eve1

    2. Ariana

      Ariana

      1 hour ago, AngryAzalean said:

      Omg sorry beautiful black queen!!!

      i- brit15

    3. untitled42

      untitled42

      It's a iconic tweet sksksk

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  18. Wow 'Better' still sounds new and fresh even after 3 years of its release. giveup3 I will never forgive Britney for slandering this pop masterpiece brit2

    1. Chris

      Chris

      its literally one of the worst songs of her 2010's discog brit10 

    2. Ariana

      Ariana

      I can smell the tastelessness brit15

    3. Chris

      Chris

      Must be your own scent brit10

       

  19. I'm selling a rare magazine to a Britney collector kylie4 Is $25 reasonable brit15

  20. MESS a guy in the subway just covered himself in a huge scarf and started masturbating dead1dead1dead1 i'm gonna throw up dead1

    1. Ariana

      Ariana

      I wouldn't have to throw up if he was brit15

    2. untitled42

      untitled42

      What the fuckkkk is wrong with people ari1

    3. Ariana

      Ariana

      At first I thought he was having a seizure or something dead1

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  21. I like being skinny cos I can shop in the kid's section and the price is like 2x cheaper than normal size plus the designs are cuter! bey12

    1. Freaky Prince

      Freaky Prince

      You can shop in the kids section because you're 14 jj2 

    2. Ariana
    3. Chris

      Chris

      4 hours ago, Freaky Prince said:

      You can shop in the kids section because you're 14 jj2 

      whit1

       

       

       

       

      I can't. I've been fat since I was 12 dead3

       

       

  22. I'm applying for an editorial position and I'm scared I might use stan language every time brit2

    1. Ariana

      Ariana

      Can't wait to write about how the new It girl Peppa Pig is breaking the streaming platforms giveup3

    2. Chris

      Chris

      poor Iggy giveup3 

    3. Shego

      Shego

      Can't wait for titles like "Friday tea with @Ariana, join us to take our wigs off" jj3

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