Billie Frank

Whenever you're gone, gone they wait at the door
And everything's hurting like before
Without any meaning, we're just skin and bone
Like beautiful robots dancing alone

And in my dreams it feels like we are forty stories tall
When you're around, oooh, we're untouchable
And in my dreams it feels like we aren't ever gonna fall
We're safe and sound and we're untouchable

Having the flu is the worst. 

The way these four Karens introduced an entire generation to BDSM. 

Underrated cute bop

There's just been a fire in my building. 

I don't need no good advice
I'm already wasted
I don't need some other life
Cold and complicated
I don't need no Sunday trips
Tea and sympathising
I don't need no special fix
To anaesthetise me

I enjoy cooken beckin' n'stoff, werkin' wee floyure

Pop excellence. 

The girl's got style, legs for miles
Seen 'em walk all over you
You get your kicks, like flies to shit
Buzzing round the model zoo

Thank me daddy
For the things that you'll never know
And listen to the noise that I'm making
Not the boys on my answerphone
Oh please
Thank me daddy
For the things that you never knew
I'm sorry but it's rough in the city
And there's just nothing you can do

FATHER 

You said you played at Reading
Then you chart at fifty-seven, oh

You're off your face like you're number one
How many tracks have you sold? Mmmmm, none!
Walk round the place like you're number one
So why don't you write a tune that we can hum?

Just cos your dad knew the Rolling Stones
You've got the Primrose set in your cell phone
Don't kid yourself, you're an indie clone
We've seen it before, get a sound of your own

I've seen life burn bright, I've seen it shimmer, They fade like starlight to a glimmer
I've seen life flow by, like a river, So full of twilight, dreams that glitter

Happy Ed Balls Day!

I did not just see someone say "Xtina's voice is like a grand piano played by an angry toddler". 

Chyle (from the Greek word χυλός chylos, "juice") is a milky bodily fluid consisting of lymph and emulsified fats, or free fatty acids (FFAs). It is formed in the small intestine during digestion of fatty foods, and taken up by lymph vessels specifically known as lacteals.

So Elon really did just spend all that money on a stupid bird app when he could've spent it on something useful. 

BTS now basically just fill the market place that Maroon 5 used to hold. 

Lou Taylor really just sent in a DCMA request against me on Twitter on a tweet from last year that made no noise at all... DEAD 

I'm doing nothing

cause then at least i'm doing nothing wrong. 

Do the coat, kick rocks, eat dirt. 

Ok but i'm going to need an entire duet album with Mariah and Brandy please. Their voices blend so well. 

This chorus instrumental will never not slap.