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  1. You want me?

    I want you baby

    My sugarboo

    I'm levitating

    The Milky Way

    We're renegading

    Yeah yeah yeah yeah

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  2. Not the first result for "Is Madonna..." on google search being "alive". dead2dead2dead2

  3. All I want is something new
    Something I can hold on to
    I don't wanna talk
    I just wanna dance
    Baby let it drop
    Catch me if you can

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  4. I can't at people being mad that the UK got 0 points. 

     

    Maybe if the performance wasn't so dull with a song that sounds like it belongs in 2014. fall9

  5. I'm just remembering when everyone used to spam this gif everywhere to annoy and bully @Grams dead4

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    1. Kyoteki

      Kyoteki

      TABS lmao

    2. Freaky Prince

      Freaky Prince

      Ahh only the 5th most streamed female of the 2020s what a lengthy and fruitful career she has

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    3. Kylie

      Kylie

      TABS honey 

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  6. I know it will sound stupid to many of you but the thought of turning 20 in three months time is actually scary. Like where did the time go. jj4

    1. jrdn

      jrdn

      Marriage. Ew what's that. 

    2. Princess Aurora
    3. Shawn's Slave

      Shawn's Slave

      @Billie Frank Marriage means tax cuts and stability (or instability). It's like graduating from university or buying a first house, it makes you feel complete. jj2 

       

      When you start working, you'll realise how annoying tax is. Unless it's very low in Scooterland. ny6

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  7. This still slaps. bey12

     

    1. Shawn's Slave

      Shawn's Slave

      The only Notorious that matters:

       

       

    2. jrdn

      jrdn

      Lies. true1

       

      I'm a outlaw bey12
      I'm the big boss hottie1
      I'm a gangster on the dancefloor giveup4
      I'm a outlaw bey12
      I'm the big boss hottie1
      I'm a gangster on the dancefloor giveup4

  8. They say Elephants can die of a broken heart. 

    1. Lukas

      Lukas

      I truly miss Alexandra Burke she had some of the best RedOne songs beside gaga cry9 

    2. jrdn

      jrdn

      Same. Both her and Leona got done dirty by Syco. 

    3. Lukas
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  9. The way you walk
    The rhythm when you're dancing
    Every inch of you spells out desire
    You're such a rush
    The rush is never ending
    Now, you got it, you're wow, wow, wow, wow
    You got it, you're wow, wow, wow, wow

    A CLASSIC!

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  10. Get Starmer Out 

  11. I can't believe over a full year later i'm still streaming Future Nostalgia constantly. That album really is going to go down as a classic. 

    1. Mario Spears

      Mario Spears

      it's a classic yesss!! FN still slays sooo hard!!

  12. HOLY SHIT

    I never noticed how similar Dua's voice is to Amy's. cry1 its almost eerie.

     

  13. Since the BRITs are tonight lets throwback to this iconic performance. true1

     

  14. How the hell does Ain't No Other Man only have 81M views on Youtube. 

    1. jrdn

      jrdn

      @Grams the pubs here are opening soon so i might be having a hangover, but i have no plans to go to Hanover at the moment... Why? Is something happening there? ari2

    2. Madonna

      Madonna

      @Billie Frank Oh good! I'm safe then. ari7 

    3. jrdn

      jrdn

      @Grams for now. ari2 I've only been to Frankfurt Airport and Dresden (twice). true1 Speaking of Dresden that reminds me i need to reply to your post in that BGs thread. true1

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  15. Touch me, touch me, don't be sweet
    Love me, love me, please retweet
    Let me be the girl under you that makes you cry
    I wanna be that G.U.Y

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  16. @Grams is this you? fall9

    1. Kylie
    2. jrdn

      jrdn

      The downvotes from Mario... I - fall9

    3. Kylie

      Kylie

      Plot twist: it's a Mario dupe

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  17. Actually iconic. 

     

    1. Villanelle

      Villanelle

      Horrible histories is actually hilarious 

  18. I can't believe in just a decade Labour went from the largest party in Scotland to practically dead. They're at the point of being literally irrelevant. dead2

    1. jrdn

      jrdn

      @Fletch Labour only have one Scottish MP in the Commons, prior to 2015 they had 41 of the 59 seats. Even the Lib Dems are doing better than them with their 4 seats. dead2

    2. Lukas

      Lukas

      Please can we get rid of Starmer this centrist melon is causing people not to vote , get the fuck rid of him omg cry4 

    3. jrdn

      jrdn

      @Bimini Bon Bussy Starmer isn't even that much of a centrist though, he identifies as a socialist. But he's so weak as a leader no one really knows where or what he stands for. The only way Labour will win is with a centrist, someone who ideologically is similar to Gordon Brown would be ideal. Starmer's main issue is that he doesn't connect with people, i think had Corbyn been a bit more centrist Labour could have won in 2017. 

       

      The Tories success is not because they've been good in government or because they're liked, it's because of how unelectable Labour are. Thank god i don't have to pick between them. 

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  19. This was such a bop back then.

     

  20. I can't believe its May already and we're still getting stormy winter like weather. There was literally snow on Friday. fall9

    1. jrdn

      jrdn

      @saiga normally at this time of year here it's bone dry and warm, not freezing cold with constant rain and hail. rip3

    2. Saiga

      Saiga

      Here it's been very normal but it hasn't rained as it's supposed to. Global Warming is the pits!

    3. jrdn

      jrdn

      We're going to have no seasons one day... It's already notably warmer in winter than 10 years ago. 

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  21. I once cut my leg. 

    1. Wonder

      Wonder

      not this. you shady cunt. 

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    2. jrdn

      jrdn

      @Mr. Mendes you missed Chris Morlocks status update below that one... I was continuing the chain. dead7

  22. Iconic song. 

     

    1. Entea

      Entea

      I'm Not Your Toy more iconic btw

  23. I can't believe its been 5 years since I first came out to someone. cry9

  24. Me getting up to go to the toilet at 3am:

     

  25. I'm totally not thirsting over the builders staying at the Airbnb next door. lol2

    1. jrdn

      jrdn

      @Cha Eunwoo no, I can't be, I'm gay. mad5

    2. Entea
    3. jrdn

      jrdn

      @Entea understands the mental suffering i'm going through. giveup2

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