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Aquamarine

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  1. NFR! 2019 AOTY!

  2. "It's literally amazing", 7 year-old kiribatian boy, Aalona, said to the reporter. This was in response to the question, "How was Madame X?". Despite his village having no internet access or any form of modern technology for over 80 years, the boy still was aware of the Queen of Pop's impact and legacy. Next, the reporters showed the boy a physical copy of The Fame and Born This Way. He furrowed his brows in confusion, "I don't know what or who that is...". He called over his grandmother, a short woman who had lived in America from 2008 to 2011, Aalona told us she hadn't spoken in over 40 years. She shook her head "no", when we asked and showed her pictures regarding Gaga. We then showed a physical copy of Hard Candy, she then proceeded to sing "One Stop. Candy Shop. One Stop. Candy Store. Lollipop. Have Some More". Shocking.

    1. Cunt

      Cunt

      Hope @Winnie. can get reparations in court after this disturbing retelling awk1

    2. WinnieIsFree

      WinnieIsFree

      WHY DID THIS MAKE ME YELL. The “2008 - 2011” sent me lmfao1

    3. LittleDudeNT5

      LittleDudeNT5

      When Madonna's annoying persistence of performing Candy Shop finally penetrates the public conscious

  3. Your signature makes me cackle every time I look at it. dead2

  4. Can we suggest banners? tea2

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