LÉON

The shade of pink throughout, and the way your signature looks is very pleasing to me

It's OK when your fave keeps on winning

Put down a "11" then put another 1

Wait, can I just say how PERFECT your branding is this era, sis?

You didn't detect my sarcasmé

I remember her debut vividly - I was still at college then and we were putting together a magazine, and I was writing the single reviews page. This song came up on a list of new releases and I was snatched by the name "Lady Gaga" - it sounded so ridiculous then. JD seems a little generic and basic today, but back then no one was serving that kind of lewk or sound. A new pop music era was born

Y what?

What a difference a decade makes - the Cache section has been cleared and Lady Gaga is #1

I went to select Bad Romance, and then remembered this is a US-based list I don't particularly like any of these songs, but Just Dance will always hold a special place in my memory

So you haven't logged in since 2010 then? Do you remember me? You once paid me to edit your stories and we had a clique with Ana and there was some thread about snakes that I forget the relevance of

I made that reference with you in mind

Are you... Timmeh?

Having an interlude and an album called Chromatica II would be hella confusing A collab with Caroline Polenta would be a slay, though.

In what way are you an old soul?

Tea. The generation that completely sold out.